Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 225, 11 September 1906 — Page 2

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The Richmond Palladium, Tuesday, Sept. 11, 1906.

THE AUTOMOBILE..1

The violence of attacks on the auto

mobile, which in the last year has not caused as many deaths as street cars cause in a single fortnight, seems to be the result of Ulind prejudice. Chicago Journal. Unless they adopt a safer and saner policy-in the use of their machines the general public will sooner or later im pose restrictions upon automobiling that will be unpleasantly rigorous from the motor enthusiast's point of view. Worcester Post. There la no sense whatever in fight ing against the automobile. It is one f the accepted methods of travel, and it has come to stay. What is needed is not a crusade to inflame the minds f the people, but a general and intel ligent acceptance of the machine, poupled with a proper control exercised Under the law. Philadelphia. Z&qpirer. PERT PARAGRAPHS. , 'Assuming responsibility, without dis charging It Is the way some men figure as prominent citizens. Bo far as he is concerned all the world can go -to destruction if it wiL leave the small boy his swimming hole and bis fishing pond. Some men are always blowing people Up while others are content with mere ly running them down." - Inexperience Is the only thing that an afford' to make rash promises. Though a thing may not be worth all yoa put into it . It easily Is worth all that you take out of it. Justice too often concerns itb e 1 f with the question of who Is . your la wye? and who youi Vi n r mi M STOPtO '' Being disagreeable and polite at the 'lane time is a fine art. Bald headed men have to grin and tare It Many people are as sparing of truth as If it cost money. ' By a wise provision of nature tlg men are usually good humored. People who are worth knowing aren't chasing wildly around to make new friends. ...... . It is hard to keep some people happy and please yourself at the same time. Inexperience may be awkward, but It Is apt to be modest. . FrDare's Fine Roads. France is oue of the best pavni countries In the world. The first Napoleon Instituted and carried out a road system which gave France the roads which are lasting monuments to the Napoleonic foresight and Fhrewdness. These roads, always passable and reaching all the centers of popnlation, are competitors of the railways. The Sexes. Every continent, except the American, has more females than males. Europe has two-thirds of a million CJoro wpmen than men. t ICorKrr.. As far back as the seventh century the venerable Bede wrote: "The women now are so luxurious that they do have chairs with wooden circles on the legs and which sway back and forth in such pert that it maketh one sick to behold them." A Sfoimfer Emperor. Maximin, the. Roman emperor, was over eight feet high and could wear his wife's bracelet as a thumb ring. Once, when serving as a barbarian soldier in the Roman .army, he, on a wager, killed au ox with his fist and ate one of the hind quarters for a single meal. Pins. The first statutory mention of pins Is to be found in an English law passed to the year 1483. The first patent pin machine was one of American, makeWright's machine of 1824. Ancient Grecian Acoustics. The ancient Greeks, to secure resonance without the use of woodwork, placed under the seats of their theaters earthen pots with the mouth turned toward the stage, the vibrating mass of air In these serving to re-enforce the sound. Chew Toop Food. Masticate food thoroughly. A"fre quent cause of appendicitis is swallow ins half masticated indigestible food. Order of Precedence. An order of precedence is the ordei In which Individuals are entitled to pre cede or follow each other in state cere monials or public occasions when pro cessions of the nobility are formed. Xaval Salaries. The admiral of the navy receives ai annual salary of $13,500. An ordinarj seaman gets SI 9 a month. Tfe Great Tiny. Dreamy youth Have you notlcwl that them are days when we seem more in accord with the" world more In unison with nature? . Practical Touth Yes; it is always that way with me on pay day. Dates of County Fairs.

Lafayette .... . . ..Sept. 3 Portland .... .. SepL 3 Princeton .. .. SepL 3 Indiana State Fair SepL 10 Huntington ......SepL 10 Valparaiso Sept. 11 Vincennes .. SepL 17 Covington .... .......... ;.. SepL 18 FL Wayne ...... :. SepL IS Kendall ville .. ..- SepL 24 Montpelier ......SepL 25 North Manchester OcL 2 Bourbon .. . OcL 9

Local LEADERS BEATEN 01 OWN GROUNDS Neither Chicago Nor New York Gain Any Advantage . By Yesterday's Play. CLEVELAND TAKES REST COOMBS OF TWENTY FOUR INNING FAME PITCHED OTHER WINNER FOR ATHLETICS SCORING IN ONE INNING.

New York 77 49 .611 Chicago 76 DO .603 Cleveland CO 54 .561 Philadelphia 69 56 .552 St. Louis 65 61 .516 Detroit 57 67 .460 Washington 49 77 .389 Boston 41 87 .220

Publishers' Press Chicago, Spt. 10. In a hard fought contest today which was only decided in the ninth, the Detroits beat the Chicago Americans 2 to 1. Score: R. H. E. Det .... 10000000 12 9 2 cm .... iooooooo o 1 5 5 1 Batteries Donohue and Schmidt; Walsh and Towne. Umpires Connolly and Evans. COOMBS PITCHED WINNER. Philadelphia, Sept. 10. In today's game between the Washington and Philadelphia teams of the American League, all the scoring of the game was accomplished in the second In ning. Washington leading off witn one run in their hair and . lJhuadei phia following suit with two in the second period. Score: R. H. E Wash .. 01000000 01 3 Phil 02000000 x 2 5 Batteries Falkenburg and Warner Coombs and Powers Umpire Hurst BOSTON DOWNED HIGHLANDERS New York, Sept. 10. Boston gave the New York Americans their bumps today, letting thern down to a tune of 4 to 1. The Highlanders changed batteries from Hogg and Kleinow to Griffiths and Thomas, but without avail. Score: R. H. E. Bos .... 00011011 04 8 3 X Y. . . . 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 01 5 Batteries Winters and Corrigan; Hogg and Kleinow and Griffith and Thomas Umpire O'Laughlin. Pick of the Jobs. If we could draw, wages for loafing. How dandy and fine it would be; Just fitting around In a rocker Or filling an ample settee; Just hanging around the cigar store Or testing a hammock to see If It were substantial or resting Somewhere in the shade of a tree. If work were only play We'd spend the livelong day In one sweet round of pleasure. No one should rob j Us of that job; We'd guard it as a treasure. "We'd think at last Our lives were oast . In something to our measure. How cheerfully down In the morning We'd gr at the stroke of the clock If part of our task were to saunter At leisurely pace round the block! We never would strike or groJV sulky, Our noble employers to shock If we could draw wages for loafing To work we would cheerfully flock, For tasks like these Would surely please The most ungracious sinr.er , As in the shade With lemonade He waited for his dinner And ho would say 5 Ten times a day . ' This Job Is sure a winner. - Took No Chances. "The Jones family is In mournin foi a pet dog they have lost." Why don't they advertise for it?" "His wife hadn't thought of it, and Jones is afraid some one might read it and return the dog." Ragweed. Whoever it was that invented rag weed might have been in better busi ness, for the people who are doing such en indifferent job of inhabiting the earth could get along very nicely with out it. It is charged that it is ragweed thai causes sufferers to play ragtime on tht bandanna, as that pleasant little di version known as hay fever is attrib uted to it. Its pollen, instead of stay lug home and trying to amuse the rag weed children, gars chasing about the land. Irritating the nostrils of peoplf who pay their taxes and contribute tc every worthy cause. . T, We may hope that some day Mr Burbank, who makes the little rad Ishes speak pieces and trains the tur nip to turn over, will succeed In mat lng the ragweed to resemble attar oi roses. Till then we can only suffer lr silence, punctuated by sneezes Eoys Who Siao&e, An English schoolmaster asserts lha he can detect the smokers " among hi boys by their handwriting, the wri! tag of the boys who smoke being loos And flabby. Handwriting, he says, is cinematograph of the be.srt.

PDft0in3g GlfS General

Results Yesterday. NATIONAL LEAGUE. New York 4 ; . Boston 0. Philadelphia S;; Brooklyn 1. AMERICAN LEAGUE. Boston 4; New York 1. Washington 1; Philadelphia 2. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Kansas City 0;; Milwaukee S. St. Paul 0;; Minneapolis 1. Toledo 1; Indianapolis 2. Louisville 1; Columbus 2. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

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! Won. Lost. TCt Columbus 89 54 .622 Milwaukee 82 63 .566 Minneapolis 77 67 .535 Toledo 76 67 .532 Louisville 69 7S .469 Kansas City 67 - 77 .465 St. Paul 65 78 .455 Indianapolis 52 93 .359

DISINT11RLS i LD iN ViTATION. ThougU the teeth of the bather raaj chatter As into the water he dips, lie smiles with the utmost 'good nature And bravely compresses his lips; Though down In the region of zero Or colder, he makes not a sign, But calls to the ones undecided, "Come in, boys; the water is fine." The fellow who buys in a suburb Where things are as dead as a stone Wants notto be grasping and seiflsh Or in.cvi.the.good things alone. Thoughto.ubtful enough is tils bargain, He doesn't look glum and repine. But kings to his friends in the city, "Come in, boys; the water is fine." The man who annexes a lady. The loveliest one in the ;land, Seescharms in the marriage relations That sfngle men can't understand. He asks them to loaf round his shanty And brings them home often to dine, And all of the time he is saying.. "Come in, boys; the water is fine." And thus down the line you may travel. The man Who is caught in the net Wants all of his friends and his neighbors To think fcc has iiade a fine bet. He labors to back up his judgment By getting the others in lino And giving the cU invitation, "Come in, boys; the water is fine." Powerful Breath. Qv.crc-' H f ft E 5 ANOODER AOfTrtiKT". "Why does that Russian drink so many highballs?" "Keeps the moths out ot his wThiskers. don't you know." After the Icemen. In various parts of the country able and industrious grand juries are handing out documents to the icemen which look as though they might be letters from home, but which prove to be choice and well worded indictments. To the wise and impetuous grand jury it appears to be a crime for the men who have all the ice there is to combine for the purpose of charging all of the money in town for it. While ice is a necessity, the people cannot use it as a substitute for potatoes or utilize it to spread on their bread as butter, and the grand jury wisely opines that ths people would like a little small change left for these important articles, luxtiries though they may be. Of course the icemen do not I00S at it that way and they have the ione; to hire lawyers, but the unprejudiced jury that has been buying ice itself will doubtless hand them a cold deal Got the Message. The girt sailed away with his rival. And her form he beheld never more. What the wild waves were saying was plenty To the lobster who sat on the shore. For Variety. "Does Mrs. Brown always cry when things do not please her?" "Oh, no, not alway3. Sometimes she faints." About the Same Thing. "I understand the theory in regard to the open polar sea has been exploded." "Not exactly, but it has been put on ice." Far View Fine. Tls distance lends enchantment to the view. Say. Billy, there's a heap of meat la that. And more particularly is it true If it's our .creditors we're looking at. They have a queer way of holding auctions la Japan. The auctioneei rmts tip the object to be sold and aski for bids. Each bidder then writes hif highest price on a bit of paper and deposits it la a box. The box 1$ opened and the object Is handed ovei to the one vrho has offered the mosi for It. The Willow. Though willow grows In wet places tt Is naturally one of the driest o woods. It contains -20 per cent ' water.' ak'contains'Sper cent.

WILTSE EFFECTIVE AND NEW YORK WON

The Giants Take Little Better Hold on Second Place While Pirates Rest. PHILLIES IN "SWATFEST" MclNTYRE WAS POUNDED FOR FOURTEEN HITS AND FIVE RUNS WERE SCORED OFF HIM IN THE EIGHTH. NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt Chicago 100 32 .75S New York S3 45 .649 Pittsburg SI 48 .628 Philadelphia 50 70 .45S Cincinnati 56 76 .424 Brooklyn ...i.. 51 76 .402 St. Louis 48 S4 .364 Boston 42 89 .323 Publishers Press! Boston, Sept. 10. The New York Nationals shut out the locals today. Wiltse allowing only five hits. The Giants made three errors, but on eight hits managed to gather in four tallies. Score: R. H. E. N. Y. ... 1 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 04 S 3 Bos 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 1 Batteries Wiltse and Bresnahan ; Dorner and Brown. Umpire Carpen ter. PHILLIES HAD SHUT OUT. Brooklyn, Sept. 10. Philadelphia indulged in - a "swatfest" at Mclntyre's expense today, pounding him for five runs in the eighth Inning, making 14 hits during the game. Score: R. H. E Phil 10100015 08 14 3 Brok .. 0 1 O'O'O 0 0 0 01 5 0 Batteries Lush and Dorn; Melntyre and Bergen. Umpires O'Day and Johnstone. CURRENT COMMENT. No actress thus far has put in : claim for a share of the Russell Sag estate. Kansas City Star. : How many property owners an keeping track of the companies tha are "wetohing" on the San Francisc losses? Boston Traveler. Some day the American mother wili learn that it is better to .teach her boj to swim than to try to keep him out of the water. Philadelphia Inquirer. It is another significant tribute tt the power of the press that the richest man in the world has at last felt 1m pelled to ask its aid in bringing abou a better understanding between hira and the public Pittsburg Post. . Uncle Sam still has open to entry 449,000,000 acres acres of land, or nearly one-third of the original public domain, exclusive of Alaska. Unless reports from the big northwestern territory are incorrect there is good land there also. St. Louis Globe-Dem ocrat. riairsprlnfr". A ton of steel made into hairspring! for watches is worth about $7,00O,(XX more than twelve times the value oi the same weight of pure gold. A Grass Widow. The expression "a grass widow" hai several fanciful explanations, but Ii most probably a corruption of th French expression, .veuve de grace, 1 widow by grace or courtesy that is a woman who has left her husband 01 has been deserted by him. Colorado. Colorado has always been called thi Centennial State, from the fact of its admission into the Union in the centen nial year of our national history. Vaseline on Shoes. When shoes have become stiff and un comfortable from constant wear in. ttu rain or from lying by unworn, apply t coat of vaseline, rubbing it in veil witl a cloth, and in a short time the leathe will become soft and pliable. Kew York. New York, whose charter dates baci to the year 16G4, was the first incor porated city within the limits of th United States. Thrasntnir Machines. Thrashing machines go back to 1751 A German artisan, Hohlfield, designed one in that year. In 17S6 Andrew Meikle, a Scotch mechanic, produced one so perfect that despite nearly 1 century of improvements it Is today ii all essentials the same as the originaL Celery. Celery is the cultivated variety the English weed smallage. It was Introduced into kitchen gardens lr England about the time of the refer mation by some Italians, who gave t "the name "celeri." To Keep Books From Mold. A few drops of any perfumed oil wil secure libraries from the consuming effects of moldiness and damp. Eus sian leather, which is perfumed witr the odor of the birch, tan, never gets moldy, and merchants suffer largt bales of this article to He in the docki In the most careless manner, knowing that It cannot sustain any Injury froir damp. 1&8 Kind Yoa h"&. Aiwars Bcj1

I llilli -k I rT There Is a story of an old lady who maAv&p a batch of mince and apple pie. k ' I B Wishing to be able to distinguish onatind from the other she marked the mince pies jf V for " tis mince " and the apple 1 v pies T M If "taint mince." CZ Kb f ft The fcofker's marks on the ordinary run of ty j bakery nbducts are of little more value for purn r - - poses Identification than the marks oa the old a J ivflE? lady'sAes. W1 Tf 27 HERE it a trad mark that really identi2i IvL "iiS ) fies-ftiat enables you to distinguish the world's aft IqI - fcC: 1 bejT baking the Biscuit, Crackers and Wafers ft B J mfe by the NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY. O 1 IT "f s trade mark appearing in red and white on jflTch end of a package guarantees the contents to be - of highest quality purr clean and fresh. To learn something of what thi W trade mark means try axickage of either of the products mentioned below. , S j Vlr I I I 1 Lemon J Butter Thin Graham 5 Snaps Biscuit Crackers V An appetizing nibble Unique little biscuit . Possessing the rich, with the flavor of the in much favor with nuttyflavorof refreshing lemon. A those who want grahamflour unlike I! rj ' revelation in modern "something differ- any graham cracker .gjf . CZi ' baking. ' ent." you ever tasted. Kh NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY tjj

Decision." 'He is eick from eating too much spring chicken." "Out on a fowl." Useless Accomplishments. She couldn't dance, she couldn't paint. And music always harried her. But, oh, how she could sew and cook. And that's why no one married her.--PERT PARAGRAPHS. It isn't likely that you will ever t ashamed of paying your debts. People can't help growing old, but why will they also insist on growing fat? With some people a matter of credit Is a debt forever. If men spoke only when they had something to say we fear the power of speech would fall into disuse. Any man who works at being the father of a four-year-old boy has a job that is hard to hold. The debtor that never came is very numerous. Umpiring a courtship is all trouble and no honors. Ever notice that you never have' r get up when you are not sleepy? Getting some things for nothing It paying too much for them. If you can't have a good opinion of your neighbors, try to give them a good opinion of you. Occasionally you see a man who acts as if he considers himself a handsome majority.. .'' ,. . . The Human Stomach, The human stomach is provided with four coats: (1) The external, or peri toneal; (2) the muscular, which regulates the mechanical movements of the organ when churning the food; (S) the submucous, or cellular; (4) the mucous membrane, which - secretes the gastric juice. . . Hot Calendared Paper. "Ilot calendared" paper Is made by passing the finished product between hot rollers,- which iron the paper and give a finish and polish that can" b secured in no othor way.

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WANTED. WANTED Good canvasser. Call before 8 a. m. 23 N. 7th street. Room No. 6. ll-lt WANTED A position 'doing house work, 515 South G street. ll-3t WANTED Janitor at Reid Memorial Hospital, capable of nursing and taking care of steam heating plant; also wanted girl or woman to assist in laundry work at hospital. Apply to Geo. II. Eggemeyer or John L. Rupe. 11 2t WANTED I have a tenant for farm of SO or 100 acres, suitable for dairy. Will pay cash rent. Gib II. Scott, 29 N. 6th street. ll-2t. WANTED Boy of 16 at Starr Piano Works. Apply to W. Erk. WANTED A girl at the hotel, 14 and 16 North 6th street. Dish washer. 9-2 1, WANTED One or two unfurnished rooms for .a careful and prompt pay ing tenant. No children. Best of references. Please address im mediately, I. E., care Palladium. 7-3t WANTED To assist In housework at 26 South 9th street. 7-3t WANTED The Palladium will pay 10c for copies of the Richmond Palladium of the dates of January 1st and 2nd, 1906. WANTED To trade a Smith Premier Typewriter In good condition for a Remington cr Fox or any ether shift key machine of equal standard. Call at the Palladi office. , 1 WANTED Teams and men Vto do grading, apply to SchneUfr, con tractor on School street At end of car line. i 6-2t FOR SAL Richmond property a specialty. Porterfield, KelW Bfcck. Phone 329. tt FOR SALE Some very desirable building lots, well located, prices right. No trouble to show them. Gib II. Scott, 29 N. 6th street. ll-2t-FOR SALE Garland heating Ftove and other household goods, 34 N. 7th street. ll-3t FOR SALE Garland soft coal burn

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