Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 215, 1 September 1906 — Page 2

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The Richmond Palladium, Saturday, September 1, 1906.

Nature's Wayl Is, Best. . The function strensrthpninft and'jtlasne building plan of treating chronic, lingering and obstinate cases of diseano aspurfued by Dr. Fierce, is following after Nature s plan of restoring1 health. He uses natural reinedies, that Is extracts from native medicinal roots, prepared by (processes wrought out by the expenditure of inuch time and money, without the n. of alcohol, and by skillful conabinatio in just the right proportions. t Used as ii gradients of Dr. Tierce's Golden Medh ul Di.-co ery, Black Cherrybark, Queen s root, t Golden Seal root, Bloodroot an- Stono .'root, specially exert their influenc : in cai-fes of lung, bronchial and throat t oublesj and this "Discovery" is, the efore, sovereign remedy for bronchiti: . laryngitis, chronic coughs, catarrh and :indrc ailments. The above Viativrf roots also have the Strongest poslible fiidorsement from the leading medickl writers, of all the several schools of pr;fctice,sfor the cure not only of the diseas named above but also for indigestion, tlrporfof liver, or biliousness. obstinat conitipation. kidney and bladder troubl s and catarrh, no matter where located.! You don't IJrive to take Dr. Pierce's say-so alone a-4to this; what he claims for his "Discoviry 4 is backed up by the writings of the los eminent men in the medical profession. A request by postal card or letter, Varcssed to Dr. 11. V. Pierce, Buffalo, r-'.Y., for a little book of extracts iron eminent medical authorities endorsing the ingredients of his medicines, will bi'4r a little book free that is worthy t your attention if needing a good, sail, reliable remedy "f known com itoxltUm Vor the cure of almost any old chronic, or lingering malady. Dr. Pierce's Pleasafct Pellets cure constipation. One littler Pellet" is a gentle laxative, and two a nfjld cathartic. The most valuahLf friook for both men

anroien is Dr. 1'ieree s fc" afcwBipiin(jrense .Meaicai aqI Tifezp vis?r. A splendid lWH-page Li t. t'M T'-.l ii n- with ti crra xri n era and colored plates. A copy, pajer-oovered, will be sent to anyone sending 21 cents in one-cent stamps, to pay the cost of mailing rmly, to Dr. K.V. Pierce. Buffalo. N. Y. Cloth-bound. 31 stamps. Th'i KOVAL BOX. The tins of Aeaanti Las 3,332 wives. With Queen V.'ilbelmma of Holland If she dio3 childless, the direct line of the Lou.;u of Orange will become extinct. Prince Boris, heir to the throne cf Bulgaria. recently celebrated lib twelfth birthday atd la honor of tli event wa u;;c'.r.t?d to a lieutsnancj in hi.3 father's nrmy. The quean c-ousort of the king of Slam is a very clever woman, and Iti majesty Is so fond of her that, it is said, he would without hesitation cast aside the other ladles of his harem If ebn were to desire it. In a recent series of poses for photographs Emperor William changed his costume sixty times green coat, red coat, his waistcoat crossed by the blue ribbon of the Order of the Garter, field marshal's uniform, with the baton in band, etc. PERT PARAGRAPHS. Thinking well of yourself is a gooil thing, for it is up to you to back your Judgment. One of the first requisites of after dinner oratory is a" good chef. Laugh and the fools laugh with you. When a man joins a mob he leaves his good sense behind. There wa3 one annoying feature for Eve while she.; lived in the garden. Jshe couldn't do 'any trading with the old clothes man. When you jump at a chance you are opt to fall upon a conclusion. ICo one can say nothing quickly. Everybody Is always ready to take a -whack at reputation. The world has just as much use for you as you have for the world. Cheapness. Is anything but a recommendation for seme things. In this unpoetic age the man wbo ean make, two blades of grass grow where there was, but one before generally goo:? into tile hay business. LEEV LEG,? NS! LEWI NS! 23c Z. URDAY ONLY! Regular 30c Size Plenty 6 Tip Tfcp and Rockfor MelonV Peacwes, Plums, Ba nanas, Barrett Reas, Etc Sugar Corn Beans, Jersey Sweet PotatoesT'Celery ,Etc. Chicken to Fry, 35 to 50c each. Water Melons on ice, guaranteed ripe and sweet. Order one for 4 p. m. delivery Baked Ham ) (cooked done Fresh Potato Chips, Cheese, Pickles. Olives, Picnic Plates, Paper Napkins, Fancy Baskets. Telephone orders given special attention. Hadley Bros Phone 292

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.. Local e a REDS CAN'T STOP THE WILD SPDDS Cincinnati Drops Game to Overall, Who Wasn't Fast Enough for Them. PIRATES AFTER SECOND IT NOW BEGINS TO LOOK AS IF TWO WESTERN TEAMS WILL TAKE HONOR POSITIONS IN LEAGUE RACE. NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDI Won. Lost. Chicago ..- 92 31 Pittsburg ' 77 42 New York . 74 43 NG. ret .745 .647 .633 .45S .418 Philadelphia .. ... ..53 63 Cincinnati 51 71 Brooklyn .. . . 47 69 , St. Louis 45 76 Boston .. 39, S3 .400 .372 .320 Publishers Press! Chicago, Aug. 31. Weimer was in effective against his ojd team mates today and the Chicago Nationals eas ily beat the Cincinnatis. Score: R. H. E Cin 0010000001 6 1 Chi. ... 1 0221101 x 8 11 1 Batteries Wreimer and Living stone; Overall and Kling. Umpires Johnstone and Lundgren. PIRATES IN SLUG FEST. St. Louis, Aug. 31. In a free hitting contest the Pittsburg Nationals de feated the St. Louis today. Score: R, H. E. Pitts. .. 203 0 20000 7 13 0 St. L. ...00111200 0 5 15 2 Batteries Maneke, Willis and Peltz; Rhoades, Higgins and Marshall. Umpire Klem. PHILLIES BEAT GIANTS. Philadelphia, Aug. 31. Hitting tha ball at opportune times gave the Phil adelphia Nationals the victory over New York. Score: R. H. E. N. Y. . 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0- 2 5 1 Phil. ... 00110002 x 4 8 1 Batteries Anls and Smith; liichle and Donovan. Umpire 0'Day and Conway. DIDN'T RALLY ENOUGH. Brooklyn, Aug. 31. Aftor the Bos ton Nationals had tied the score in the ninth inning the Broolrlyns batted in the winning run. Score: R. H. E. Bos. .. 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 5 li 7 Brook. . 1 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 6 9 2 Batteries Youg, Dorner and Oneill; Pastorius, Eason and Ritter. Umpire Carpenter. PLENTY OF BASEBALL The Giants will Play Muncie Sham rocks Tomorrow and Germantown Monday. The Richmond Giants will play the Muncie Shamrocks at the Athletic Park Sunday afternoon. The Shamrocks were defeated once this year by the Giants, but as they have greatly strengthened their lineup since and expect to take the Giants Into camp On Monday afternoon the Germantown, O., team will cross bats with the Giants. Ivlnff til "Way. "Why are you so anxious to have me pay this bill of $1,000 this afternoon?" asked the business man. "Your propri etor knows I'm good for it." 'T know it," replied the clerk, "but It'll tickle him so if he gets It before It's due, and I want to ask him for hia daughter's hand tonight." Detroit Fre Press. Lnndingr Illm. "Miss Ethel," he began, "or, Ethel, 1 mean, I've known you long enough tfl drop the 'Miss, haven't I?" She fixed her lovely eyes upon hla) with a meaning gaze. "Yes. I think you have," she said "What prefix do you wish to substitute?" Cleveland Leader. The TmtH o It. Ascum I understand that your minister has been devoting his attention to the higher criticism? Church WelL he has been complaining that his salary's too small. If that's what you mean by the "hire criticism." Philadelphia PressEvrrythlng; end .Xothlngr. Ella The other day George called Just as Fred was leaving. Stella You care for Fred, but you don't for George. Am I right? Ella Yes. I feel as if everything was going out and rothlng coming In. Houston Pnst Comolatorr, A correspondent of an English 'paper tells how some one visited a wild beast show and saw a countryman come In bearing unmistakable signs of having had a glasa too much. A tiger scratched the back of the hand with which the man grasped a bar of the cage-. The laceration was severe, and the pain was great. The sufferer danced about and twirled his shillalah, crying: "Le him out! Let him out till I have me will av him! A companion tried to soothe the irate dancer, with this neat Impromptut "Never mind, Pat. Sure, he only wanted to scrape acquaintance Wid ye."

PB"ftO!mg ulSS General..

Results Yesterday. AMERICAN LEAGUE. Washington 5; New IT oik 7; first game. Washington 5; Now York 20; called end of sixth on account of darkness; second game. Philadelphia 1; Mo3ton S. Chicago 5; Cleveland 4. St. Louis 1; Detroit 5. NATIONAL LEAGUE. New York 2; Philadelphia 4. Boston 5; Brooklyn 6 Cincinnati 1; Chicago 8. Pittsburg 7; St Louis .". AMERICAN ASSOCIATION St. Paul 4; Kansas City 1. Minneapolis 5; Milwaukee 9. Louisville 7; Toledo 14. Columbus 0; Indianapolis 3. AMERICAN ASS N AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Won. Lost. PCt. Columbus 82 52 .612 Milwaukee 76 58 .567 Toledo 70 62 .530 Minneapolis . . 68 65 .511 Kansas City 65 67 .493 Louisville 64 70 ,477 St. Paul 59 72 .451 Indianapolis .... ....48 86 .358

TWO GAMES III FAIRVIEW DAYTON SHILOHS COMING Fast Buckeye Team Will Be Here Sun day Afternoon and Labor Day to Take on the Local Team Have Been Here Before. The Dayton Shilohs will come hero Sunday for two games with the Fairview team. The first game will be played tomorrow afternoon and the second on the afternoon of the Labor Day. The Shilohs played the Giants earlier in the season and are one of the best aggregations that has been seen here this season. They are certain to give the Fairview team a hard fight. The Fairviews will be strengthened. Dare, of the New Lisbon team, has been secured to play third base .while Sullivan will catch and Engelbert .will play second. The lineup of the visitors is as fol lows: Stines, shortstop; Mingler, second base; Huckins, first base; Miller, third base; Allen, center field; Blank right field; Selzhaus, left field; Bohart, catcher; Young, Benz and O'Hearn, pitchers. , Not So IrnpartiaL With equal force upon the just And on the unjust, too, She wet and gentle rain coma down. Likewise the morning dew. Zt's different with the sprinkling cartIt doesn't leak a bit Except before the lots of those Who pay the price for it. The summer breezes play upon The lowly and the great. And even the cyclone itself Does not discriminate. But take the big electric fan, Ita currents do not blow Except upon the gentleman Who pays to make It go. The forest with its arnrle arms Extend Ita sha"de-or all. And to the humble and the rich It whispers low its Call, But those who have towield the sleds The shuttle or the hbe Can only send it their regrets; They haven't time to go. And so it. is with everything; Just take it down the line; The sunshine and the'air are free And doubtless very fine. But if you want them to come round And all their pleasures spiil Just have your uncle die anI leave Tou money in his will Answer the Requirements. "Think flying machines Trill ever be a success?" "They are a success now. Every little while I read about some cue bc!B killed trying to make them go." Yearning. I want to be a grafter And with the. grafters stand, A congrets In my pocket, A council in my hand. Making Up For Lost Time. "What, makes Miss Flippant act so wild this evening?" Tt is just the reaction. The professor who has been caurting her Is out ol town for a week." Had It la Cash. . "He gained thirteen pounds in three weeks." "Marvelous: How did he do it?" "-"Went over to England with a new confidence came." "Dom tor the River. Soon we'll be a-fee!in fine Where tha honeysuckles creep Fish a-tEgin at the line; 11a Kind Yea Hare iwars Bought

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New York Highlanders Score Twenty Runs in Six Innings off Washington. BATTED THREE PITCHERS CHICAGO FIGHTS HARD TO MAINTAIN LEAD IN AMERICAN AND DEFEATS THE CLEVELAND BLUES. AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING.

Won. Lost PCt Chicago .J,... 71 45 .612 New York 67 4S .5S3 Philadelphia 65 51 .560 Cleveland .. 62 52 .544 St. Louis .60 56 .517 Detroit 55 59 .482 Washington 46 71 .394 Boston .. 38 81 .319

Publishers' Press New York, Aug. 31. The New York Americans again defeated the Washingtons two games today, taking the first after the visitors had secured what appeared to be a commanding lead, and indulging in a swatfest in the second contest, which was called at the end of the sixth inning on account of darkness. Score : First game. R. H. E. Wash .. 310000-0 1 05 9 4 N. Y. . . 0 0 0 1 2 0. 1 3 x 7 9 3 Batteries Falkenburg and Warner; Chesbro and McGuire. Umpires O'Loughlin and Evans. Second game. R. H. E. Wash.-..- ... ..0 0 2 0 3 0 5 6 3 N. Y 5 5 5 1 0 420 20 3 Batteries Hardy, Hughes, Stanley and Wakefield; Orth and Kleinow. Umpires O'Loughlin and Evans. GAME WAS VERY CLOSE. Cleveland, Aug. 31. In a close game today the Chicago Americans won out in the ninth inning. Score: R. H. E. Chi. .. 00020020 15 2 Cleve .. 01000003 0 4 10 1 Batteries Altrock, Owen and Sul livan; Moore and Bemis. Umpire Sheridan. TIGERS HIT FREELY. Detroit, Aug. 31. Free hitting won todays game for the Detroits, the Tigers easily beating the St. Louis Americans. Score: R. H. E. St. L. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 01 6 4 Det .. ..0 0004001 x 5 11 0 Batteries Howell, Jacobson and Rickey; Mullen and Schmidt. Umpires O'Connor and Donovan. WADDELL KNOCKED OUT. Boston, Aug. 31. Boston won as they pleased today from the Phila delphia Americans, knocking Waddell out of the box early in the game. Score; R. H. E. Phila . ..00000001 01 5 0 Bos .. ..0 3002201 x 8 17 0 Batteries Waddell, Cunningham and Schreckr Glaze and Carrigan. Umpire Hurst. THE CITY LEAGUE GAMES Palladiums Meet the Kibbeys and Pogues Play the Starr Piano Team This Afternoon. In the City League today the Palla diums will play the Kibbeys and the Pogues will take on the league leaders. The game between the Palladiums and the Kibbeys Is especially important, as it will determine whether the newspaper team is to remain in last place or tie the Kibbeys for fourth. Where It Belauded. New Bookkeeper (to employer) How shall I enter up the $3,000 that your old bookkeeper ran away with profit or loss? Employer No, charge It to running expenses. Fliegende Blatter. The FIrM Theater. The first theater, that of Bacchus at Athens, was built by Philos about the year 420 B. CL Nearly a hundred years prior to that date Thespis had given tragic performances In a wagon. Scenery was first used in 1533. Tbe Mohammedan Tear. The Mohammedan year is lunar. The civil months ot the Mohammedan are adopted to the lunar months by the sycle of thirty years in which nineteen have 834 days and eleven have 255. Hia Part. "Look here," remarked the thrift man to his extravagant wife, "yonr carrying too much sail my lady." T don't know why you should bottler about that" she retorted. "No?" said he. "I think I should, since I have to raise the wind." Brought Down the Hoaie. Crltic-I hear that the new man's acting brought down the house. Manager Yes, it did. In one week It trougfel down the house from SOO to 10 peopl and the attendants.

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There are now 03 fc'ugoIs In Canada for Indians, who number IG7.6G7. It Is stated -that the conscience fund In the Ui!i:$d States treasury department Las reached a total of $GO0,CCO. For a Cngcr nail to reach its full length, an average cf seven-twelfths of an inch, from 121 to IDS days of growth are necessary. China Is raid to hav more suicides than cny ether country in the world. In one year COO.C'CO cases were reported, aUhot".2-i these figures may not be regarded.-as othntc Ah cf erlrnit wsV made some time ago by a vroman v.ho, i:i order to test the sustaining powers of chocolate, lived upon It for sixty days and lost but fifteen pounds in weight In the Interval. Somo enthusiastic person has recently figured it out that American women have within a few rears captured t wenty-thrre titled Lr.glishmcn, twenty-three titled Germans, fourteen titled Frenchmen, seventeen titled Italians and six titled Russians. GERMAN GLEANINGS. The German empire is composed ot twenty-five states and the reichsland of Alsace-Lorraine. Prussia is the largest of the states. . ... The town council of Berlin now issues licenses for cats, and each cat Is by law compelled to wear a metal badge with a number. The collections made by the girl pupils in the secondary schools in Germany as a gift to the German navy have reached a total of 30,000 marks. A leading characteristic of the people of Germany, according to one of their own authors. Is deliberate slowness, and they view with suspicion the stranger wbo displays haste in his actions. In Germany during the five years 1000-04 each inhabitant consumed yearly 6 quarts of wine, 1294 quarts of beer and 9 quarts of brandy. The per capita cost was $11.20, Including children and women. The average for male citizens ever fifteen years would b $37.36. lie Didn't Count. Mrs. Jones And be told me not to mention It to a living being! Mr. Jones Huh I And you tell It to me. Mrs. Jones Yes. She said nothing about dead ones. New York Tress. Timidity. "Don't you dislike the smell of gasoline about an automobile?" T nsed to, but how I'm so thankful it Isn't arnica or some other liniment that I don't mind it" Washington Star. Have Tou Onet Little Willie Say, pa, what Is a mutual friend? Pa A mutual friend, my son, Is on who makes it hia business to keep you informed of the mean things your other friends say about you. Judge. Ills Latest Yarn. Trance Medium Your husband says he Is now in heaven, seated among the ftngels and playing divine melodies on a golden harp. Widow My, how John has Improved In his lying! Brooklyn Life. . iwi':-.jliOt., Interest.. Redd Does she take an Interest In sports? Greene Not as much a3 she used to. Redd How came she to lose interest? Greene She married one! Yonkers Statesman. Conntry Xonfldenrn. "Do you prefer fclty life?" asked the dandelion politely. "Well, I. am dovki on the farm," re plied the tbist'.a. IVItlmore American. FOR SIILE. Two male, or ale, thoroughbred English Bull ; ers. They are crackerjacks. Ci acDr. Hoovers MILT ELRODE. 1-4L and see. Fine Outers Free. Fine oysters gfor free lunch at Muth's tonight

fjj Disappointment fm Don't bay a cheap she IX It is false econotnT. Ml BujaWISS SHEAR a faHy-jruwan- J fl teed cutting tool acknowledged the 1 I best by cutlery mea for more t&aa hall a I leeotory. I a They will out-last any other shear. a In manv homes tbe same pair of Jf J i WTSS SHEARS or Scissor has Ml been in use since Grandma was Ml a little g-irL We hare a Mi V full Une. Call and v Ml see them. ZZ?tMf Nde

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WANTED Second hand upright pi ..ano. Price reasonable. 322 N Sth street. 30-3t WANTED To work on a farm by the year or rent a farm by the third. Dave Watkins, Route 7, Winchester. SO-Ct WANTED Two u. I vers. Address Tom Mertz, or call Both phones 103. 20-tf WANTED A good girl for general housework, out of city, good wages, no washing. Call at 59 BridgeAve. 29-3t. WANTED To rent small stor or one half stoie room including window on Main street, between Cth and 11th streets. Men's furnishing store preferred. Addess J. V. J., care Palladium. 29-3t. WANTED Man with two or more boys. Steady work in bottle factory. Address Woodbury Glass Co., Winchester, Ind. 29-3t. WANTED A place by young girl to assist in house work, town or country. Address Nettie Tiffany, Richmond, R. R. No. 6 29-3t. WANTED A six or t ight room house in nice neighborlpod. All conveniences. Address tj. care of Palla dium. 2S-Ct i WANTED The Pilladium will pay 10c for copies of the Richmond Pal ladium of the fates of January 1st and 2nd, 1906, WANTED To trade a Smith Pre mier Typewriter In good condition for a Remingn or Fox or any oth- , er shift keif machine of equal standard. (Sill at the Palladium office. I 19-"3t. R SALE. J Richmond irroperty a specialty. Porterfield. Kelly Block. Phono S2. FOR SALE Fresh cow and calf, east of 12th street on Paris pike, 5th house on left. dlt FOR SALE 2 fine male Scotch Collie pups. Address George Amsden, New Paris Pike, old phone 327. 31-3t FOR SALE Nice cook stove. Call 1609 Main street. 29-7t. POINTED PARAGRAPHSHave a good time, but don't make It your business. Idlers spend their time golnj nowhere and coming back. He who burns his money never en lightens the world. Feeling sorry for a friend In harJ luck Is the average man's limit. Don't expect any man to thank you for trying to induce him to do what he doesn't want to do. Trace your bad luck back a few blocks and the chances are thaft you will discover it Is due to yotf: Lad management. Chicago News.

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FOR SAL 2 fine male Scotch Collia Pups. Address Leo Amsden, New Paris Hike.old phono 327. 2S-3t FOR s.E-Cheap a Square Piano at 42 ifuth 10th street. 2C-7t tX. Everybody buys property from : J Wtatfdhurst. 913 Main St. Telephona 191. Junes u ! FOR RENT. I RENT Furnished rooms at the Grand for gentlemen only. tf FOR RENT House of 5 rooms oi Chestnut street. Apply O. B. Fulghum, agency. 1L t FOR RENT Desirable room, 207 N. ..12th street. 29-3L LOST. LOST An umbrella between Stn anJ Main and Chautauqua grounds. Leave at Palladium and get roward. 31-3t LOST Dark brindle female Boston Terrier, reward if returned to 400 S. 11th street. 31-3t LOST On S. 14th street a small black purse ccntaining about $3.50 in silver. Finder please leave at Palladium office or Home Phono 915 E. . ; ,31-3t LOST Pocketbook containing $3 bill, 1 silver dollar,' some , change, trading stamps and door key. Finder return to MrsWm. Kimble, 319 North 19th street and receive reward. 29-3t. LOST A bicycle rim at Ixn Bros. Meat Market, Saturday night. Please leave at W. N. Johnson's Tin shop, between 5th and 6th on Main. 30-3t FOUND. FOUND A ladies' scarf. The owner can have same by calling at 15 ..North 10th. 30-3t FOUND St. Bernard pup, profiably four months old Owner address letter to C. J. J., 41S Randolph St., City. FOUND A watch at the Fairview "base ball ground several weeks ago. Watch is plain " gold with a nick out of the face. Owner may have watch by calling at this office and paying reward offered. 31tf lint La( lienor!. "I tell you," remarked the newly married man, "there's no place like home, after all." ' " "Yes" agreed the old rounder," 'after all. Baltimore American! i "! ; Six AVeeka Later. She (aftfr elopement) I received a latter from rapa. today. He Well? She He v.-rltes, that he had Just finished making his wllL He Did he remember us? She Yes, Indeed. He has left all his money to nn asylum for hopeless i J lot a. Brooklyn Life.

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