Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 210, 27 August 1906 — Page 3

The Richmond Palladium, Monday, August 27, 1906. ,

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Dates ft County Fairs. Franklin . .. .T Aug. 27 Corydon , ....Aug. 27 Boonville Aug. 27 Terre Haute Aug. 27 Decatur Aug. 28 Laporte Aug. 2S Crawfordsville Aug. 2S Rush ville Aug. 29 Lafayette Sept. 3 Tortland : Sept 3 Princeton Sept. 3 Connersville .....'.Sept. 4 Liberty Sept. 4 Salem Sept. 4 Angola Sept. 4 Shelby ville Sept., 4 Marion Sept. 4 Rochester Sept. 5 Indiana State Fair Sept. 10 Huntington Sept. 10 Valparaiso .. .. Sept. 11 Vincennes ... Sept. 17 Covington Sept. 18 Ft. Wayne Sept. IS Kendall ville Sept. 24 Montpelier Sept. 23 North Manchester Oct. 2 Bourbon .'. Oct, 9 . It haspeueil at the union station in one of cur western cities. The young couple made a great show o" affection As the tr?i:i pulled out the young irxn gave the girl a final embrace and kid and she cautioned him to be sure and write. He swung on the rear end of the train and eallofl back, Say. wLct did y ; say your name lsr--Jr.d2r.-'s M.-,;-r cf IVn. , jrams "I have suffered terribly with rheumatism. I took Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills and they gave me great relief. I have spells of terrible pains in my ribs, and in the small of my back, and the Anti-Pain Pills help me right away. I am now well of the rheumatism and think Anti-Pain Tills done me more good than all the other medi cines. 1 hrst heard ot then through the following circu: stance mat nappenea at our no:fe . a .r 3 if. iwu years ago. y irienu, .M5. Brown, of Orion, Mich., cameto visit us. She had not been ablwto ciress herself or comb her own lair for months. A friend of ours ime, in and seeing her suffering o' her some Dr. Miles Anti Pills. She laughed at the ii relict troin such a source doctoring for so long, but to one of the tablets with the fm; that it would at least do. harm. She took evening, and the neJ was so elated that sll druggist's and got a" took them home wi run cently she was here again, and told tis that she continued taking the pills, and that one box cured her, and she has not had a symptom of rheumatism since." S. R. FARMER, 332 Third St., Detroit, Mich. Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills ar sold by your druggist, who will guarantee that the first package will benefit. If It fails. h will return your money. 25 doses, 25 cents. Never sold in bulk. Miles Medical Colkhart, Ind s . ... Pi .1 mn (U'iym$A In "Dora Thorne" at the

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ALWAYS Signature of AN c-XCi iliCG 1 rtlH. The Varied Perils of ."Navigation on tlie Yukon Hivrr. Getting on a sand bar is a part of the Yukon programme, and we reached this act early in the afternoon of the first day. The river is constantly changing, and a new channel is made each year. All steamers carry huge poles, known as shears, or sometimes called "ships' legs." When a sand bar is struck the pole is dropped off the Bide and stands upright in the sand. A pulley is attached at the top, the engine is started and the boat lifted and swung forward six or eight feet. This process is repeated until the vessel is clear of the bar. During the Jumping off process the passengers are sent aft in order to lift the bow. When somebody stupidly asked the captain how long we were going to stay at this point he answered, "Anywhere from an hour to a week." We were lucky in being fast for only two hours. The Selkirk, which followed a day later, spent the entire night on the same obstruction. Soundings were taken with a gaudily painted pole, which suggested a Fourth of July pole vaulting exhibition. The man who did the measuring had a singsong way of speaking, and he constantly drawled, "Two feet two and a half three feet no bottomfour feet," until we were in. deep water. Late in the afternoon we reached Lake La Barge. Here the ice was from ten to eighteen inches thick and spread from shore to shore like a great field of snow. We pushed on, while the sharp ice pounded savagely against the hull, which was built of inch and a half planks. It scraped and cut the side3 of the boat and buckled and formed little ice mountains over the lake. We ran slower and slower until, after cutting through five miles, the captain decided that we could go no farther in safety, so the Casca tied up at an uninhabited island to wait until, the sun and wind should cause the ice to break. The mosquitoes welcomed us and came aboard by the thousand. Some of the passengers rushed ashore and built a huge fire out of old logs in order to protect themselves from the pests; others climbed to the top of a hill and sat in a row like so many owls. All day Sunday we waited. The crew carried logs aboard and built an ice plow for the boat. After twenty-four hours' delay we cast off and went into the ice. The river is tortuous and muddy, and in mauy pieces the current runs nine miles an hour. Narrow gorges are entered, and at Five Finger rapids we were treated to the sensation of running the rapids between rocks scarcely twice the wjdtb oi oxir boat apart. This place is considered extremely dangerous, and boats coming up the river, in order to avoid being dashed against the rocks, pick up a cable fastened on shore for that purpose and by winding it around the capstan pull themselves up the rapids. Airs. C. R. Miller in Leslie's Weekly. In ETidencc. Tes, sir," the barber prattled, as ho shaved the patron, "livin is mighty high these days. All kinds o' prices has gone up so it's hard fur us workin'men to even git enough to eat." "Yes?" groaned the victim; "I judge, however, that you rind onions cheap enough." Catholic Standard and Times. i t ill Pm?lM4D Cennett next Friday Night.

AT THE THEATERS

Vaudeville at the Phillips. All the way from the piano overture to the motion pictures with work on the Roman rings, character impersonations, singing and dancing, illustrated songs, monologue and novelty act between, it is confidently believed that vaudeville patrons will find the bill at the New Phillips, to be inaugurated this afternoon, of the most satisfactory nature. Vernon and Vernon, who put on the Roman ring turn, have had much experience in this line and their advance notices Indicate that they will be able to make the audience sit up and take notice. Stanley and Aileen will do the singing and dancing and they are among the best in this particular line Mr. Samuel will have the character Impersonations and Harry Turkey Boyd, the monologue. The motion picture films are "Evil Day," "Madam Wears the Breeches" and "Escaped from the Cage." Saturday night another successful week closed at the New Phillips. Considering the heat and counter attractions, .the patronage was remarkable. Miss Grayce Miller will resume her place at the piano today. . "Dora Thorne," at the Gennett. . Bertha M. Clay's novel, "Dora Thorne," has been dramatized and the Rowland and Clifford Company will present it here. The trace of the hand of a genuine artist is seen back of "Dora Thorne." Its distance its splendid perspective, its rare colors, the careful working of the details of its various pictures give at first hand an artistic atmosphere to its production, which before has been often attempted, but rarely accomplished. In none of these scenes is there a basis of garishness, strong lights are never employed, forward the stage is kept particularly free from setting, and the effective colors, admirably chosen and perfectly blended, are the background tones. The artist who designed these pictures is not a stranger to the art galleries, for technique of the painter is herein imitatively employed to splendid advantage. The position of the players, the way in which Miss Sadie Marion plays DoraThorne works into the pictures with unusual fidelity "of artistic standard. This beautiful and superior production of Bertha M. Clay's famous novel dramatized, will appear at the Gennett on next Friday night. Vaudeville at the Gennett. Much to the surprise and pleasure of patrons of the Gennett they will have opportunity to witness vaudeville for another week at this house, beginning this afternoon. The performances will be at 3 id 8:15, no second uerformance at night, to be given. There will be but one break and that will be on Friday night to allow for the presentation of "Dora Thorne." The vaudeville bill to be presented is by special arrangement with the Great Western Vaudeville company and includes the Four Andersons, in an original comedy sketch, featuring the Anderson children; De Coe, the man 'with the tables and chairs; the Randalls, in a novelty shooting act; Mme. Louisa Schmitz, prima donna soprano; Doyle and Granger, comedy singing and dancing sketch and Hall and Colborn in a novel Swedish dialect playlet entitled "Olson the Coal Man." The bill is one that is expected to prove very attractive to the many hundreds who like vaudeville. DAMES AND DAUGHTERS. The favorite hobby of Dr. Elizabeth Garrett Anderson, England's most famous woman physician, is gardening. Mrs. Flora Adams Darling of Wash ingtou is the original founder of the Society of the Daughters of the Revolution. Mrs. Metcalf, wife of the secretary of commerce and labor, is an expert embroiderer and does all the decorat lng for her own handsome gowns. Lady Frances Balfour admits that although for almost a lifetime she had devoted herself to the cause of women doctors, she could never bring herself to be attended by one. . Mrs. Mary Ann Lincoln of Leominster, Mass., celebrated her hundredth birthday recently in the same house in which she was born and In which she has passed her entire life. Mabel Loomis Todd, daughter, granddaughter and wife of astronomers, has witnessed all the important eclipses of recent years, making sketches and taking notes for scientific articles. Mrs. II. M. King has bought the Laurelos ranch m Texas, embracing 170.000 acres, the consideration being $1,000,000. The purchase of this ranch makes Mrs. King the owner of 1,280,000 acres, practically in one body. Mrs.fcMetherell of Tavistock, Eng land, who lately celebrated her one hundred and second birthday, used at one time to wear spectacles, but gave them up when she was between seventy and eighty years of age. She is still able to thread a needle. Ellen Terry has written the following bit of sentiment to the students at the Leeds Dramatic college: "I have been asked to say a word to you. If 1 say one word it will be 'Work.' If it were two words I should say 'Be patient,' and if it were three words, Don't be vain. " ro niTU' sear' tlie Thron. Brown Why did your mother takt the parrot out of the sitting room? Little Johnnie The sewing circle met here this afternoon. A Query. Juno, they say, was ox eyed. Now, don't you think It true. Were she a (3am of these times. She'd be peroxide too? Baltimore American. One- of Those Qulclc Cliancc. "Did you notice how the bride said, Twill?" "She'll be saying T won't inside ol a week. Fick-Me-Up.

ABINGDON TODAY.

The Home of ellie Costla as II Looks Sow. On'y a few miles from Mount Ver non'iz Abingdon, the birthplace of Nellie Ctistis. George Washington's adopted daughter. The Custls family would hardly recognize the old place now. II stands weather beaten and denuded ol those features that gave It a charm and beauty equaled by few country homes of the present day. One need hardly dwell on the Custii family, so closely linked is the nam with that of General Washington Mrs. Washington's" son by her first marriage was John Parke Custis, whe married Eleanor Calvert, a descendant of Lord Baltimore. He built the Abingdon bouse on the Virginia shore ol the Potomac about three miles below the city of Washington. Eleano: Parke Custis, known as Nellie, was born in 1779. John Parke Custis, while an aid or. the staflC of General Washington, died from camp fever in 1781. Genera! Washington adopted his two youngei ABINGDON, HOME OF UTTXIiIB CUSTIS. children, Nellie and George Washington Parke Custis. The latter after ward lived at "Abingdon, - but finally the property passed out of his hands. Abingdon is now owned by a brick manufacturing -company, aad D. T. Allwine, its foreman, with Lis family, occupies the house. The pretty garden of olden times, with Its primrose nd boxwood hedges, well kept shrub bery, flower beds and clinging vin.:& that half covered the house, has disappeared. The rich old furniture in the interior has been replaced by some cf different quality and design. Family portraits no longer adorn the walls. Festive dinners and the strains of anee music are things of the past. The birthplace of Nellie Custis has been almost erased. Only its shadow remains. 'QUEEN TITANIA. Slisa Jnlia Do rem us, Who WiU Pre side Over Aibnry Park Carnival. Miss Julia Doremus, daughter of Mayor and Mrs. Henry M. Doremus of Newark, N. J., has been chosen Queen Titanla of the Asbury Park carnival this year. The coronation of the queen is the opening event of the carnival, and takes place on Aug. 28. It is made a brilliant spectacle and the honor of being queen is one eagerly sought. The Queen Tltania of 1905 was of the brunette type, so this year a blonde was chosen. Miss Doremus has a wealth of sun kissed tresses and a face of much sweetness and Innocence of expression. She will preside with regal dignity over the events of the carnival. MIS3 JTLIA. DOKEMTJS. These cover a period of five days and Include, besides the coronation, the queen's court ball, the masque fete, the baby parade and the Deal Lake carnival. Elsewhere a carnival usually means wine and dress and display ol dollars. At Asbury Park It signalizes the apotheosis of maternity, the awakening of the noblest impulses and the worship of innocence. The baby parade is one of the most popular events and last year about 500 mothers darV ings passed in review before the queen, and the procession was witnessed by about 73,000 people. At the Deal Lake carnival Queen Titania will review tha decorated floats and barges, enthroned on a royal barge, adorned with a lavIshness like that in vogue when Cleopartra sailed the sunny seas of the old world and aroused admiration for her wonderful beauty. A Clever Old Man. An old German father had nearly lost his daughter by drowning, but the girl was saved by a noble youth, who Was asked by the grateful father whether his reward should be 100.000 marks or the daughter's hand. With shrewd foresight that both girl and money would eventually come to him, the youth, with apparent scorn of wealth, replied: I choose your daughter." 'A wise choice," said the old father. "I could not have given you the 100.00C marks, for I am only a poor cobbler but yon shall have the girl, and that gladly. Join bands, dear children, and receive my blessing. Xatnre lieing Feminine. Iame Nature's age stows day by day, Though 6he cuy not reveal It. For, womanlike, eh-a know3 a way . To cleverly conceal It. FhUadelphia Press. A Dsnfrron Woman. "What did tne.phrenologist say wher be examined your bumps?' "lie said that my wife had a very well developed muscle. The Bmmy Bee. A. bee lit on. the preacher's neck As -in revse-Hiertiestood, Bnttl".e aXttxnde ot that be, cLjax me,

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PERT PARAGRAPHS. Woman is (he voice of man's conscience. That's why it is necessary foi her to talk so much. "" When you find a man in good work ing order it is a case of either working or being worked. It costs a good deal to live, but there would be no fun in It if It were cheap The prodigal son would better not return until the fatted calf has passed United States inspection. A present with a string to it is apl to cause an entanglement. No worm ever turned into mingbird. a hum He plays rarely who plays fairly. The man who never makes a mistakt isn't fit to live and doesn't. The devil is the only one who is dead anxious for you to get what yor want on any terms. Endeavoring to be fashionable on an Id fashioned Income is making prog' ress toward the insane asylum. Just July. Yes, July, This 13 you All right. You can't fool usr - -Or pass yourself off For December Or February seventeenth. Something in the air Possibly the heat Gives us a hint. And we Sherlock Holmes the ai swer Right away. Oh, no; You don't come round Pouring sweat down our backs And making our underclothes Stick Like a poor relation. You wouldn't do anything Like that. It isn't a trick of yours, When we are sitting on our owa ' doorstep Dreaming ourselves rich, ' To come around With a chorus of mosquitoes And set the schemes To music. Oh, say. But you are Innocent looking! If we hadn't met you before Ve would never suspect It Of you. Probably You can think of more wayr ' Of having fun With the human race 0 Tlian anj other month. That runs loose Through the year. You start in With the firecracker And end w:h the hay fever, -Dropping sunstrokes In between For good measure. You bat we are on to you As large as a canal appropriation. Vacte4 to Be Differ ent. "Why in the world did Maud and Fred elope?" "To escape pickle forks and orange spoons." Nothing Unusual. "He broke the record with his new automobile." "Pshaw!" replied his Aunt Lucy. "He Is always breaking something with that machine. The repair bills will break his father up in business." Real Secret. "What do you suppose is back of this new Bryan boom?" "The barbers, of course. They wam to get a whack at the fellows who had vowed not to cut their hair until theii Jiero was elected." At the Bottom of It. "Awful sorry for "Wilson." "Why?" "A lot of trouble lately." "Ho w'd it happen?" "Preacher and a marriage license.' Too Feeble. "What did he think of the Missouri as a navigable stream?" ' "He damned it with faint praise." "Pshaw! You couldn't dam the Mis souri with anything like that." All of That. No profits in the Panamas That makes the dealers sore. The hats they sell for fifty-flve Must cost two-eighty-four. Analytical. "Are you fond of literature?" "Just canned sausage." "Where does that connect? "Tail of a dog, I hear." New Geography. "What are the principal products of Pittsburg? "Steel rails and scandals. ft has gone out of fashion to boast of never reading ads. Those who do not nowadays are inclined to keep quiet about it, as they would about any other personal shortcom ing. Excursions toTnderson Fair. Over Pennsylvania Lines August 28 to 31. 27-23-31

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