Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 203, 20 August 1906 — Page 2

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The Richmond Palladium. Monday, August 20, 1906.

Funny Sayings Out of The Mouths of Babes

TEACriER-Why dkl the ancients believe the earth to be flat? Bright Hoy 'Cause they didn't have no school globes to prove that jt wau round." . As the train rolled Into the depot the LraTieinan called out, "Twenty minutes for dinner!" "Well," Bald little Elmer, "I've heard that tlnjo was snowy, but I never heard of people eating It before." Sunday School Teacher n?rucmler, Johnny, if you ure a ood boy you will po to heaven some day and have a beautiful harp. Small John About how ood will I have to be to act a drum instead of a Larp? Little Margie had spent all her life in the country and, Jiving near the mountain!, had frequently heard of the large snakes to be found in the many holes and tn-vites of their rocky slopes. Her mother, who was greatly afraid of the reptiles, had one day remarked that 8he could see no use for such loathsome creatures and wonder cd why they wt re created. The next morning Margie sat in a brown study, her chin upon her hand. Presently, looking up, she said: "Mamma, I know why God made snakes." "Why, dearV" asked her mother. "When he got through makin' IJje world It Wi s full of boles, so he made ennke.4 to liil up the hole," the child explained. 'hieago News. In Another Sniirl. Mr. Maeklnbrakes wan trying to say consoling word t:t one of the beef magnates, whom he had chanced to meet at a baixpiet. "Anyhow, Mr. M uehblud," he said with a reassuring smile, "the people here this evening don't seem to be so terribly afraid of the meat. I had time to notice that because I'm not mtieli of a meat eater myself. That Is, I don't eat as much meat us I used to or not that exactly, either, because I well,- nothing of that kind affects me, you know, and I can eat anything I really want to though, of course--it ml 1 don't believe half they Bay about it is true, anyway, but even before the expo the investlga I mean before there was any scan- any talk about It, you understand, I was more or Jess a vegetarian, but I wasn't not at that time I I wasn't- er quite Bitch a blamed fool as I seem to be making of my Mr. Muchblud, what time have you? My watch has run down." Chicago Tribune. Cicucroua to a Fault. "She's an awfully gcuerous girl!" "Yes; shv's always giving herself away." Pueblo Chieftain. A i iei cc "Now, children, be'. . :' exclaimed Mrs. Boorish, lishing i : compliment from her guest. "Ueaiiy, Mr. Crouch, we'ro always afraid to have company for dinner because the children have such awful table inainiers." "Hut." replied Mr. Crouch, "if you had company more frequently the children might see good manners and Imitate them." Philadelphia Press. "Say," began the burly visitor, "you ent n collector up to uiy house this morning!" "Oh. yes, that little bill you owe," said the merchant. "Well?" "Well, oO'l better send another one up." "What for?" "To collect the first one.'-llouston Toif. Sociability. "Why do you insist on knowing how your husband passes every minute of his time":" "I don't insist on knowing," answered Mrs. Wise. "I merely insist on his telling me some sort of a story about it. It makes conversation." Baltimore Jo'ews. "What 1 want." said the fastidious tenant, "is a qt:!et home In the most desirable nelg!:' rhood." "Impossible." . nswered the candid real rata to mat. "There is always so much building goinfr on In a desirable neighborhood that it can't lx? quiet." Thoniaon'a Clevrrnraa. Papa's voice from above: "Why are you sitting up so late, Maud'" Maud -Mr. Thompson was showing ine some parlor magic, papa. F-apa And w here is Thompson? Maud He made himself disappear, papa. Clevelnnd Plain Dealer. Wbt' In ti iinif t A tnnhlrn whoso first ratno was Wild Wis tho only mul beiiutlful child Of Mr. Jack How, And the sad F'.ory poos That lat r sN wM Mr. Colt of NatTs Head And thus hud nor pr-tty name sp iled. Bohemian Magazine. Ilucklt-'w l.ilfrury Monument. Iluckle devoted nearly twenty years to the collection of materials for Ids "History uf Civilization." lie wrote only a portlou of the Introduction, which remaius a great monument to his literary and philosophical teachings. If the work had Uvn finished on the name scale as begun, 100 volume vould not have suiheed. Four I.enved Clorer. In some parts of Ireland the preschtation of a four leaf clover by a young paulralent to-"TODnlairthe n neat Ion"

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000IH WANTS TO PLAY WITH REDS Philadelphia National's Star Catcher Wants to Play in Home Town. iS POPULAR IN RICHMOND HE WAS SEEN HERE SEVERAL TIMES WITH CINCINNATI SEMI PROFESSIONAL TEAMS IN ENTRE NOUS BEST DAYS. T'lil.Ii.slxM-w' I'rcssl Philadelphia. Aug. 10. "Can't the Cincinnati club offer the Philadelphia club sonic inducement to part with me?" inquired Charlie Dooin, the clever catcher of the Quakers. "While 1 have no ki'k coming on Philadelphiain fact, 1 believe it is as good ;i city as any in the National league to play in 1 want to go home want to he part of the aK.-;regat ion that represents my home town on the basehall map. and want to assist in bringing any baseball honors that I may be able to get mixed up in back to the old Queen t'ity. "When I started out to play organized baseball I didn't care where I played m) long as I made good financially and artistically. Hut in the last two years I have had a longing to do business at home. The Philadelphia people have treated me beautifully, and I am grateful for it but after all. there's no place like the old town out on tlie Ohio. "Say, wouldn't George Sclilei and I make a gnat catching combination for the Reds? We could just about give cards and spades to any two backstops In the business and beat them. I3y catching regularly for the Hods 1 could show the Cincinnati people what I really am capable of, for I have never been able to do my best work at home. Put I suppose there's no chance of getting away from here. The fact that I have caught, all but about a dozen games for the team this seasmi shows that I am rather necessary to the Phillies." Dooin has been seen on Richmond diamonds several times. He played with a number of semi-professionals at Cincinnati who crossed bats with the Entre Nous in the. balmy days. GIANTS WERE DEFEATED LOST TO DAYTON SHILOHS Colored Team Loses for the Second Time This Season on the Local Diamond Dayton to Return for Another Game. The Giants were shut out by the Shilohs of Dayton yesterday at the Athletic Park. The score was o to 0. The defeat was only the second one that the colored players have suffered t It is seat J n on their own grounds. The Dayton team was as it had been represented, the best in the Ohio City outside of the Central League team there. The team will return here for a game September 0. R. H. E. Shi 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 03 7 2 Giants . . 0 u 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Batteries C. Young ami -0 3 1 Boheart, Benson. Harris and Mitchell. Struck out by Benson 0; Young ?. Bases on balls. Benson C; Young ?. Stolen bases. IMvinney 2; Clemens 1 Blank, Minzlor and Ilickins. THE NATIONALS DEFEATED Richmond Team Went to Cambridge Yesterday It Fell Down by Score of 12 to 6. Cambridge City, lml., Aug. in. (Spll The Nationals of Richmond, met their Waterloo when they cross ed bats with the Railroaders of this city, on the L. K. & W. diamond thi aiieruuoii. i ne visitors maue two runs on a misnlay. by third baseman droves, and the rest on errors. Score 12 to t". Batteries as follows: Swain and Moelk. Brenner, Stombaugh and Zebring. 'flio t r.i . . .. The .vw a ni ;K), Ko. the kiug of Persia, w ut. hul.ioa in ;:n Arabian fortress at.d remained concealed for nearly 1,000 years. (iunir of Dice. In the game of dice, as played b the Greeks, names of their divinitieswere yivea to the various "throws," the most fortunate, that of the highest number, being called Venus or Ahprodite. The Water Lily. Several specimens of water lilies have the very curious peculiarity of blooming nil day and at evening closing their blossonrs. and by retracting the stem, drawing the flower entirely under water. There is no more singular fact in the history of fiovrers than this oddity of the water lily. First Mogal Emperor. Kublal Khan, the first mogul emperor of China, was called the Murderer, from the tragedies in tis own family, - - - -

Results Yesterday. NATIONAL LEAGUE. Chicago 0; New York 7. St. Louis 1; Philadelphia 6. (First game.) St. Louis 5; Philadelphia 4. Called end 7th inning. Cincinnati &; Brooklyn 4. (First game.) Cincinnati 2; Brooklyn 4. (Second game. Seven innings. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Milwaukee '; Louisville 1. Kansas City S; Indianapolis 7, Minneapolis Columbus 1. (First Game.) St. Paul 9; Toledo 2. (Second Game.) St. Paul C; Toledo 5.

AMERICAN ASS'N AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Won. IosL PCt. Columbus 7." 47 .Gl" Milwaukee "! 1 Toledo 04 M innea polls Louisville . . Kansas City St. Paul . . . Indianapolis Gl (in tid r.2 43 r9 ..-nS i t;i .4!;to 02 .41)2 07 .4 11 IS AT MILWAUKEE. R. H. E. Milwaukee Ixniisville 11 0 Batteries Curtis and Roth; Dun kle and Stoner. Umpire Owen At KANSAS CITY. (Fifteen Innings.) R. H. E Indianapolis 7 11 C Kansas City S 12 0 Batteries Fisher and Holmes; Durham and Leahy. Umpire Werdcn. AT MINNEAROLIS. R. H. E. Minneapolis 3 S 2 Columbus 1 0 1 Batteries Thomas and Yeager; Boarger and Blue. Umpires Sullivan and Egan. AT ST. PAUL. (First Game.) R. H. E. 9 11 2 2 3 1 Schreck St. Paul Toledo Rodebaugh and Rugden; and Land. Umpire Kane. (Second Game.) R. H. E. 0 9 0 r 10 s ; Farrell and AbSt. Paul . . Toledo . . . Patteriesand Land, bott. -Single and Brill U m pi r e s Pr u i 1 1 Fredominant Pleasures. K (Since Walton wrote his book) J And s'.vw'P the gurgling brook With a swish; To woo a random bite All day until twilight And never catch a sight Of a lish: 'Tls pleasant sure to go For a refreshing blow t. And spend the hours below) On a yacht! And when it's time to eat To make excuse the heat Ko, rea'ty! you repeat. You cannot! Tis beautiful to rido With your intended bride And all a scorcher's prido In the teeth Of rustic policemen's sway, A niotor ear's the way To spend a a happy day Underneath! Oh, life cannot bo sad, The world Is not so had. When pleasures can bo had Juet like these ! If such delisrhts you scorn (Knch rose must have its thorn'V Well, you must have been born Hard to please! Lft Toucho Hancock in New York Press. Deacon Puck Why are you so tough, my friend'.' Weary Wyandotte Well, deacon, 1 guess I was u bud egg from the start. Cincinnati Enquirer. Home. There is no place precisely like home In America, although a servants' boarding house with a livery stable in connection is a near approach. The correct home atmosphere is elusive. About all we positively know concerning it is that it has to In? pumped in by ventilating apparatus costing at least $20.(KX. which in turn cannot be properly installed in a house costing less than half a million. Tastes in homes are various. The sweet home Is still found in remote settlements. American men live mostly in clubs, thus ingeniously avoiding the housetop on the one hand and the contentious woman on the other. Our ambition to own our own home 13 one of the stigmata of hysteria. The next thing will probably be an ambition to digest our own food. . A home is Impossible without a woman to preside over it and a man to swagger -Under it. Puck. ...

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Tl V Great Wiltse Pitches one of The Best Games in Baseball History. SPUDS DON'T GET A RUN REDS TAKE ONE IN DOUBLE HEADER WITH BOSTON AN D LOSE THE OTHER IN FINAL IN-j NING OF PLAY. ; NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING.

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Publishers Press Chicago, Aug. 19. Tho Giants shut out the Cubs today 7 to 0 in a game that was featured by some sensational plays by the Chicago fielders. Wiltse held the Cubs to two hits and only thirty men faced him in the nine innings. New York touched Jack Taylor freely, scoring two runs in the first and five in the ninth innings. Score: R. H. E. Ney Y. 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 D 7 9 3 Chi 0 0000000 00 2 3 Batteries Wiltse and Bresnahan; Taylor and Kling. Umpires O'Day and Klem. REDS GOT BUT ONE. Cincinnati, Aug. 19. The Cincinnati Nationals won the first game of the double header from Boston today through bunching their hits in the sixth inning. In the second contest, which was called at the end of the seventh inning by mutual agreement, the Bostons made a game rally in the final inning, winning out. Scores: (First Game.) R. H. E. Cin 2 0 110 5 0 0 x 9 12 2 Bos 20101000 01 10 4 lowing and Schlei: Dorner and Brown. Umpires Johnstone and Con way. (Second Game.) R. H. E. Cin 000002 02 7 4 Bos ooooio ?, 4 r n Hall and Livingston; Pfcffer and Needham. Umpires Conway and Johnstone. EVEN UP AT ST. LOUIS. St. Louis, Aug. 19. Tho Philadelphia and St. Louis Nationals split even on a double header today, the locals loosing the first game owing to their failure to hit Ritchie, and taking the second game after a well played contest. Only; seven innings were played of the second contest, when ities. darkness put an end to hostilScores: First Game. R. H, .. .10400 100 06 8 E. 1 Phil a St. L .. ..0 0 1 00000 01 4 2 HiSBatteries Ritchie and Dooin; gins, Kargor and Marshall. Umpire Carpenter. Second Game. R. H. E. 44 6 3 x 5 10 3 Donovan ; Phila .. 0 0 0 0 0 0 St. L 2 0 1 0 0 2 Batteries Duggleby and Boebe and Noonan. Umpire Carpenter. FMRVIEW LOSES AGAIN TO MULDOONS THIS TIME Local Lads Make a Rally Bufi it Failed to Last Long Enough C uthpaw Pitcher Proved to be Their Undoing. The Cincinnati Muldoons proved too fast for Fairview yesterday, winning by a score of 4 to 2. The game was a good one, however, made so by the local team making a rally at the last which did not last long enough however. Meyer the left handed pitcher for the Muldoons was effective at all times. ' Wilcoxen who was on the slab for the Fairview team also did well but his support was loose. Cunningham at third base wobbled at critical times and failed to strengthen the team. He is out of form not having played regularly this season. Schissler made a remarkable one handed catch in the field. "THOSE OVERALLS" WON New Team Defeated Beallview In a Fast Game Yesterday by a Score of 12 to 11. "Those Overalls" defeated the Beall views in a fast game of ball by the score of 12 to 11. Sltloh of the Starr Pianno Works team did the twirling for the Beallviews. Seven hits were secured off of his delivery. Batteries Overalss, Wilkerneyer and Wiesehahn. Beallviews, Lineman, Sittloh and Cutter. Hits, Beallriews 7. Overalls 7.

Bargain Sale or Straw flats In order to make room for Tall

Styles we are offering all the famous makes of Straw llatsi handled by ul at Less than the At thk sale vou will beatf,Vo net hats nfcde by Knox, HoplJ cr Phillips. Aerson & Co.. suffiWnt guarantee ofcthe quality, workmaship and style of mhe hats we are offerg. Hats which ratjularly range in prie from $5.CO to are being sold at prices ranging tom S2.50 to 75 cents, as practical lYwo mont of hot weather straw hLweathel emain ,the opualities of this portuness sale are ap c finest made straw hats in in the reach ( fare placed with's purse. Take advantage of this sale ind be prepared to keep your head cooduring the hot September days which re coming, The early comers this morning will naturally have the advantage of early selections. Westcott Hotel BIdg. "(.rand Old Man" oi tlir Game In ti. Inconveutionul I'layrr. When Walter J. Travis, the "grand old man" of golf, was winning tin amateur championship of Great Britain at Sandwich in 1004 he shocked the dignified Englishmen almost to death by his disregard of "form." Walkinc nonchalantly up to the tee with a long, black cigar In his mouth, ho knocks TBAYIS ON THE LINKS, A3 SEEN BY A NEW YORK WOELD CAKTOONIST. out a clean, straight drive with a three quarters swing, lopes carelessly down the course with an umbrella over bis head, drops his ball on the green with mathematical precision and holes out such long putts that his British adversaries seriously Huggested that he used a trick ball. Travis is a self taught golfer, uses clubs of unparliamentary length and doesn't care a picayune foi grace in action. All lie wants is tc cover the links in fewer strokes than the next best man, and he generally does it. JINGLES AND JESTS. Wait in. He waited and wrtiterl and waited The curtain arose at eight She suld she had only to put on her gloves. And little he dreamed of his fato. So he tinkered his hat, ;ind ho wafted, And he waited and fingered hla hat. And and he fingered his hat, and he waited And waited and fingered his hat. Milwaukee SentlneL Ills Vacation. Wiggles When do you take your vacation this year? Waggles I don't know exactly. My wife hasn't decided yet just when she will go away. Somerviile Journal. Posted. "Now, boys," said the teacher, "can you tell me the most difficult thing to acquire in autoing?" "The auto!" came a chorus of yells. Milwaukee Sentinel. A S1II1 Country. "These moonshiners are very quiet while they are giving the alarm about the approach of the revenue officers." "Sort of a still alarm, eh?" Chicago News. Funny Girl. She Norah is as puzzle, lie Ye. 1 know three men who have given her up. Chips. Should Get One. Biobbs I cm all run down. Slobbs Why don't you get an automobile yourself? Philadelphia Record,

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