Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 197, 14 August 1906 — Page 2

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The Richmond Palladium. Tuesday, August 14, 1S06.

Bad Stomach Makes Bad Blood. You can not make sweet butter In a foul, unclean churn. The stomach serves as a churn in.which to agitate, work up and disintegrate our food as It is beirisj digested. If it be weak, sluggish and foul the result will be torpid, t-luggish liver and bad, Impure blood. The ingredients of Dr. Pierre's Golden Medical Discovery are Jut such as best serve to correct and cure all such derangements. It is made up without a ' drop of alcohol In Its composition; chemically pure, triple-retined glycerine being used instead of the commonly employed alcohol. Now this glycerine is of itself a valuable medicine, instead of a deleterious agent like alcohol, especially in the cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia and the various forms of in(Jigesiioi). I'rof. Finley Kllingwood. M. I.. of Iti-nnett Medical College, Clrteago, says of it: "In ilystx'tcla it Hervns an exfpllent nur-PUM-, It N one t thf tfl mariufa'-t-uri'ii products of th; pr"nt time In Its action niRjn enfc hli-l, disordered stomachs; esDocialLv If tin-re 1 ulceration or catarrhal irast rills (catarrhal inflammation of stomach i. It Is a must efficient preparation. Oljcerine will relieve many cases of pyrosis (heart hum) and excessive gastric acidity. It Is useful In chronic Intestinal dysjwimia. esieciall.v tlie flatulent variety, and In certain forms of chronic constipation. stimulating the secretory and excretory functions of the intestinal Viands." When combined, in just the right proportions, with Golden s.':il root. Stone root, IJlack Cherryhark, Queen's root. Kloodrootand Mandrakv root, or the extracts of these, as In Dr. l'ierce's Gulden .Medical Discovery, tliere can lw no doubt of its great eJbeacy in the cure of all stomach, liver and intestinal disorders and derangements. These sever:u ingredients have the strongest endorsement in all such cases of such eminent medical leaders as l'rof. H. Batiholow, M. I)., of Jefferson Medical College. ( liica'o; l'rof. Hohart A. II are. M. I), .of Medical Itcpnrtmcnt. rnlverslty of I'a : l'rof. Lnnreiiee Johnson, M. !.. Medical iJepnt truetit, l.'nivei'sity of New York: l'rof. Kdwhi M. Ilnle. M. i. Hahtieinann Medical Collegc.Chleago: Prof. John M. Sicudiler. M. I. and I'rof. Jolin Kin. M. P.. Authors of the American Dispensatory, and scores of others among the leading medical men of our hind. Who can doubt the curative virtues of a medicine the ingredients of which have such a pruffHximuil endorsement? Const ipit t Jon cured by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant P Huts. One or two a dose.

CURRENT COMMENT. The real Issue of the canal get busy Springfield (Mass.) Cniou. While all these- language reforms are going on, It milit be a good plan to introduce a few English words into the American bill of fare. Washington Btar. There Is a probability that the five dollar greenbacks will soon bo re-enforced by gold backs of the same denomination. When these are supplemented by clean backs for all paper currency there will be cause for general congratulation. New York Tribune. Naval ofllcers are said to be highly Indignant with Rrooklyn magistrates who are giving worthless young men their choice between going Into the navy or to the penitentiary. A navy thus recruited would not be apt to make the United States a world power on Hea. Atlanta Constitution. Tiourtln Jlmiw ot Gmuiiil Corn. Cork in Its natural state is considered the most perfect nonconductor of lieat and cold. A composition board consisting of cork and some adhesive materials to hold It together and render the product damp proof Is now made. These boards come in sizes a foot wide, three feet long and from an luch to four liXies thick. They can be easily sawed to tit-In fact, can be worked up like ordinary lumber. The cork board is u.sed In insulating all kinds of cold storage rooms, pipes, etc., nd In houses, especially those constructed of cement. Advnntnsca of lave Dwelling;. In the days of the cave dweller the English climate was very hot and the cave matle a cool retreat. A Doubter. 1 wonder (said the pessimist), Not meaning to offend. If there uro men who like to fish Or If tl.t-y Jam pretend. It may be sport to work all day To land 0110 shiny tin. But U 11 trie, you who play tho game. Just whero tho fun comes in. The fisherman with ancient clothes And tackle ' bright and new Bturis out before the break, of day And walks an hour or two; Then he must stand and let the sun lieat down upon his back. And In tho evening with throe fish Or four he travels back. Perhaps he rents a heavy boat And for a weary day J'ullsJ several times uround the lake Anel calls tho labor play. And when for uli hln work and pains He doesn't set a bite He must Indent a batch of lies To tell tho boys at night. I can lie grumblo?) understand, It there Is on the side An ire cold jug that to the fact Is frequently applied. But Just In flshlnj? by Itself, In landing three or four, X wonder If down In their souls The thing Is v.ot a bore. To Scare Them OIL "Really, Miss Plainest should hire out to some farmer as a scarecrow. ' "Are the crows bad around here J" ".No; the city hunters are." Missed a Grand Chance. We can deeply sympathize with the Vienna man who was challenged to light lfil duels, a loan would have to take more than a passing interest iu nny cause t. be nuxious to die for it 151 times la one day, but as only his lienor was involved he didn't reef like standing up to be shot at that many times. It may be great for the honor, but It Is mighty poor for the digestion to lmve a man trying to give a gjod imitation of a sieve and partially succeed log. But as we understand the European duel there" was not much danger of that In fact, if all accounts are true he would have been safer on the field of honor than at home, for at the latter place he might catch the measles oi the whooping cough. On the whole It looks to us ns though tho gentleman In declining lias overlooked a bet. Think what a figure with tho ladles the hero of 151 duels would have cut.

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Local m a a GIANTS GOING AT AN EXCITING PACE Took Double Header From Pittsburg Yesterday Making it Five Straight." AND CHICAGO WINS TOO CINCINNATI KEEPS UP THE LOSING STREAK SHE HAS BEEN HAVING ON HER EASTERN TRIP THE STANDING. NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING.

Won. Lost. ret. Chicago 7." ?,0 .714 New York t'.G ?: .633 Pittsburg 63 V.) .61S Philadelphia 1! 55 .471 Cincinnati 1.1 60 .42S Rrooklyn 11 CO .400 St. Louis :: 07 .36S Boston :iG 6S .346

Publishers' Press J Xew York, An?. I'! Hy defeating tho Pittsburg .Nationals in both games of a double header this afternoon the Xew Yorks made it five straight for the Pirates. In both contests the Giants allowed their opponents one run, and have allowed but three runs in tho entire series. The first grmie proved rather easy victory for tilt; local team, but In the second biiiic they did not win out until the final inning when Shannon's hit drove in the winning run alter one man had been retired. Scores: (First (lame.) R. H. E Pits .... i o n o o n o o n i 4 2 X. Y. ... H 0 2 0 t 0 0 0 x G 11 0 HatUrics WilliK, Phillippi and (lilison; Wiltse and Presnahau. Umpires Conway and Klem. (.Second (lame.) R H. E. 6 1 9 1 Pitts X. Y . 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 01 . . 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 SPUDS HIT THE BALL Brooklyn, Aug. 13. The Nationals used their battel telling effect today and the again went down to defeat. Chi ... 0 1 0 0 0 1 3 2Prook . 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0HARD. Chicago ies with Brooklyn Score: R. H. E. -11 13 2 M -I .) I . all and and RiePatteries Taylor, Ove Moran; Eason, Pastorious tor. SPARKS WAS AN ENIOM " Philadelphia. Aug. 13. Cincinnati could do nothing with Sparks pitching today and were shut out by the Philadelphia Nationals. Score: R. H. E. Cin 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 2 1 Phil 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 x 4 10 1 Batteries Wicker and Schlei; Sparks and Dooin. Valuable Mare Dead. Rushville. Ind., Aug. 13. Ronda, 2:204, by Haw Patch, the $1,000 brood mare belonging to Dr. F. G. Hackleman and Bruce Graham, was found dead in a pasture at 5 a. m. today. The cause of death Is unknown. The mare was the dam of five fast ones. Mr. Kcckcfelkr Abroad. After rigid economy lor many years, making his noonday lunch of a glass of milk and a piece of pie, Mr. Rockefeller has at last saved enough money to be able to take a trip to Europe. His first idea when he took a notion that he wanted to take a look at the old world was to fill up the ocean and have a railroad constructed across, so that he might go over In his private car, but ou thinking it over he decided that such an undertaking might annoy his old friend the shipping trust, so ho decided to go by boat. Mr. Rockefeller goes over as n private citizen, but the kings of the old world will find him very approachable, and they may call on him freely if they will first be willing to submit to n search for subpoenas at the door. They will find him an interesting conversationalist, and if they tiring the children along he will probably be pleased to take off his wig to amuse them. Knew What Was Coming. "I belong to the All Stars dramatic troupe." ''Enough; here Is a quarter for your breakfast." Remarkable. "She is quite gifted." "In what way?" "She can hand out a superior line of advice ou any subject under the sun at a moment's notice." 0 & Popular Literary Stunt. "lie claims he Is making his living "writing." "Writing home for money." 0 0

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Results Yesterday. NATIONAL LEAGUE. First Game Pittsburg 1; New York 6. Second game Xew York 2; Pittsburg 1. Chicago 11: Brooklyn 3. Cincinnati 0; Philadelphia 4. AMERICAN LEAGUE. New York 0; Chicago 0. (Called end ninth to allow Xew York to catch train.) Washington 1; Cleveland 3. Boston a; Detroit 4. First Game Philadelphia S; St. Louis 0. Second Game Philadelphia 1; St. Louis 5. ' AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Kansas City S; Toledo 5. Minneapolis 0; Indianapolis 1. Milwaukee 2; Columbus a. First Game St. Paul 4; Louisville 2 Second Game St. Paul 3; Louisville 5. AMERICAN ASS'N AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Won. Lost. Columbus 73 4 4 Toledo (2 at Milwaukee.. ...... fill 52 Minneapolis r7 Louisville ..r!) 57 Kansas City.. .... ...56 61 St. Paul .4S 65 Indianapolis 41 73 PCt. .621 .a 10 .ail .513 .509 .479 .425 .3a9 AT TOLEDO. R. H. E. Kansas City 8 12 0 Toledo 5 10 I Frantz and Leahy; Chech and Land. AT INDIANAPOLIS. R. H. E. Minneapolis 0 5 2 Indianapolis 1 2 2 Gehring and Yeager; Thiclman and Holmes. AT COLUMBUS. R. H. E. Milwaukee 2 7 0 Columbus 5 13 1 Goodwin and Beville; Berger and Ryan. AT LOUISVILLE. (First Game.) R. H. E. St. Paul 4 9 3 Louisville 2 S 2 Batteries Pruitt and Drill; Dunkle and Stoner. (Second Game.) R. H. E. St. Paul 3 6 2 Louisville 5 11 4 Rodenbaum and Drill; Elliott and Shaw. WHITEWATER WON GAME NEW PARIS WAS DEFEATED In a Slugging Match the Hoosiers Beat the Buckeyes by Score of 25 to 17 Two Pitchers Were Knocked Out of the Box. Whitewater, Ind., Aug. 13. (Spl) In u game where hits were made at will by both teams Whitewater defeated the New Paris ball team Sunday by the score of 25 to 17. While the locals out-hit the visitors they were kept busy throughout the game preventing a defeat. Jenkins of New Paris and Scarce for the locals were both knocked out of the box in tho sixth inning. They were replaced by Akie and Hiatt who fared but little better. Ixmg hits were plentiful. White and Blose both hitting for home runs. Catcher Blose and second baseman White each exhibited real base ball ability, each accepting many chances without errors. The home boys were weakened by the absence from the lineup of their hard hitting first baseman Addleman. Score: R. H. E. Whitewater 25 16 4 New Paris 17 12 3 The Whitewater team plays the Paris a return game Saturday, Aug. IS. on the Baker picnic grounds. A good game is assured. Each team will present a line up with much imported material. Fast Mile for Youngster. Rushville, Ind!. Aug. 13, (Spl.) Judge W. A. Cullen's thre-year-old Ally, by The Patchen Boy. Dick Wilson's famous stallion, worked a mile Saturday at Riverside Park in 2:24, last half in liOP1 and last quarter in 31 U seconds. The colt was driven by Scott Brannum, trainer for J. A. Quay. THE CONSOLATION FINALS Doubles in Tennis Will be Closed Today, Harrington and Campbell Getting in Finals. Tom Campbell and James Harrington defeated Bartel and Wiechman in the semi finals of the consolation tennis event yesterday afternoon, the scores bting 6-0 and 6-0. Campbell and Harrington are now ready to play Nixon and Davis in the finals which will take place this afternoon. The winners will get a racquet cover and a shirt.

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White Sox and Highlanders Play Nine Innings and Neither Scores a Run. HAD TO CATCH A TRAIN RUBE WADDELL TRIED TO PITCH A'DOUBLE HEADER BUT AFTER WINNING ONE GOT KNOCKED FROM THE BOX. AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt. .587 .rs3 .aS2 .501 .519 .4 sr. .390 .29$ Chicago.. .. Philadelphia New York.. Cleveland.. . ..61 . .CO . ..li ..53 ..53 . .50 . .39 . .31 43 43 41 43 49 53 61 St. Louis.. . Detroit.. .. Washington , Boston Publishers' Press Chicago, Aug. 1:!. The New York and Chicago Americans played" for nine innings today without either side scoring a run. The game was then called to allow the New York team to catch a train east. Score: R. H. E. N. Y.. ..0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 3 3 Chi 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 6 0 Batteries Chesbro and Thomas; White and Sullivan. Umpire Hurst. WEAKENED IN THE SECOND St. Louis, Aug. 13. '"-Rube" Waddell essayed to pitch two games for the Philadelphia Americans today, but after shutting out St. Ixniis in the first game, the Browns went at him in the second inning of the last contest and drove "Rube" to the bench. The teams split even on the double header. Score: First Game. R. H. E. Phila.. .. 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 1 3 S 11 1 St. L. ... 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 5 3 Batteries Waddell and Schreck; Powell, Jacobson and O'Connor. Umpire O'Loughlin. Second Game. R. H. E. Phila.. .. 0 0 000100 01 6 2 St. L.. ..0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 x 5 6 3 Batteries Waddell, Coombs, Schreck and Powers; Howell Spencer and Rickey. Umpire O'Loughlin. HARD EARNED FOR NAPS. Cleveland, Aug. l.'J. Outbatting and outfielding tho Washington Americans gave the Clevelands a hard earned victory today. Score: R. H. E. Wash .. .1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 01 5 2 Cleve .. .0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 x 3 7 1 Batteries Falkenburg, Kitson, Smith and Wakefield; Moore and Bemis. Umpires Evans and Sheridan. WON OUT IN NINTH. Detroit, Aug. 13. The Boston Americans turned apparent defeat into victory in the ninth inning today and defeated the Detroits by one run: Score: R. H. E. Bos 1 0002000 25 13 1 Det 30010000 04 9 0 Batteries Young and Peterson; Siever and Payne. Umpire Connolly. Excursion to Elwood Fair. Over Pennsylvania Lines, Aug. 21 to 24. 14-16-1S wkly SUCCESS. What Is success? It's getting money. I know some people disagree And hold some notions rather funny. But look around you, boys, and see. The man who cuts the largest capers And tells the chauffeur when to go And gets his name In all the papers Is Johnny Wlseboy with the dough. You hear it said that fama Is fleeting. It's worse than that, If you'll observe; It doesn't furnish man with eating Or any such good purpose serve. But when his bank account is bulging He harvests three square meals a day And spends his leisure hours Indulging In pleasantries along the way. That money brings you only trouble Is said by those who have enough. And then they break their necks to dou ble ' Their modest holdings of the stuff. But alwaj-s from their lips keep dropping Their platitudes about the pain And woe that's bound to be outcropping In tons of .treasure and its train. Be rich and let who will be clever. For If the coin la In your mitt Those who are close to you will never Take notice if you lack in wit. . The work may not be quite exalted. But shed your Jacket and saw wood; Then when you have a million salted It's mighty easy to be good. Needed Muscular Help. "Did he make a success as a farmer?" "No: the crops wouldn't thrive on good advice." Playing Safe. "You have heard about the gentleman who is called the father of lies." "He is no gentleman." "I know he isn't, bnt I thought he might be a friend of yours and I wanted to let him down easy." Beuat1 Signature The Kind Yoa Hate Always Bcchl

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If women weren't vain they would be women in vaiu. The prayers of the industrious are generally answered. Ignorance of the law employs a lawyer and grows sadder and wiser. Some lies are just lies and others are works of art. Success is as elusive as the trout you did not fcook. A lazy man Is usually truthful, as It is easier to tell the truth than to conceal it. The worst feature about whitewash, moral or material, is that it is bound to keep itself in evidence by rubbing off upon whoever comes near it. Anyway, Job never had to listen to a phonograph. If virtue were not sufficient unto itself it would stand a poor show. A rosy future seldom evolves out of a lurid past. Modesty was a virtue possessed by the ancients. The June Bride. "With smiling lips And winning wayi The June bride trips Before our gaze. As light as air And quite as free A creature fair Indefd to see. Her dref.s of lac And other things In simple grace Around her clings, And just beneath Her brand new lid An orange wreath Is scarcely liid. The bridegroom wher Oh, where is he? We do not cure As long as she From time to time On deck Is found And In the limeLight stands around. Though not in view, A knot is soon To tie him to This bride of June, lie dreams this plnn Must bring delight And hopes the man Will tie it tight. Geographical Note. "I don't understand why there should be salt in Salt river unless it flows from the sea." "It is watered by the tears of the defeated. That is easy enough." Itemized. Mrs. Jones asks her husband for some money along about the 15th of the month. "Where is that $10 I gave you the first of the month?" he growls. "Well," she replies reflectively, so as not to miss a, single item, "I bought a new hat with it, a pair of shoes for the baby, the family groceries and next winter's supply of coal, and as I have only $13.30 of it left I thought I might like to have a little additional change for a possible emergency, If you can epare it." v If. If your face weren't fair And like sunbeams your hair. If your teeth weren't white And your smile weren't bright. If your eyes weren't blue And your heart were'nt true. Then maybe I might. If I shut my eyes tight. Keep your neat little feet In their rapid retreat - From dancing away with my heart. Sweetheart, From dancing away with my heart. Palladium Want Ads Pay.

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did condition. A bargain for some one. Gib II. Scott, real estate, 29 NT. 0th street. $-2t. FOR SALE New Underwood typewriter. Will sell cheap. Call phone 1302. .S-3t. FOR SALE Two iron b?ds, springs, mattresses, a couch, dining; '-table, 6 chairs and cupboard. W. C. Aydeb otte, Canipbellstown, O. Phono IE. y-2t FOR SAKE : 1-2 horse motor, 2 roll eases cheap. 101 1 Main street.

phone J 573 Home. i 2t I'OR SALE 00 acre farm, good build ing. -one miles north of Fountain City. Call on John A. Coleman, Winchester, Ind. i-2t. FOR RENT. FOR RENT Good farm, S: acres. Well improved. Call lilt S. H street. 10-7t FOR RENT Upper Flat. five, rooms, el.-ctrie lights, poreelaine bath, $15, 2t X. 11th street. 12 21 FOR RENT 1 room fiat with bath, cor. 1 1 and Main. Xew phone 101 1, t'2; and 771. 12-lt FOR KENT 6 room flat, with bath, over Xolders Millinery store, X. Nth New phone 1011, C2t and 771. 12-lt FOR RENT Store room, cor. IS and Main. 12-lt FOR RENT Desirable furnished room, connecting or single room with all modern conveniences, 113 X. 12th street. 5-7t RENTFunrfshed rooms at the Grand for geVfrTemon only. tf FOR RENT A flat of 5 rooms, centrally located. Call Dr. Walls. 21 S. 10th street. tf LOST. LOST A small wrist bag of undressed leather containing a 5 dollar bill and dime, 2 keys and a tag with printed name of Ann. Large reward If returned to 105 X. Cth St. ll-3t LOST A Government envelope containing $40.00, 3 $10 bills and two $5.00 bills. Reward if returned to W. H. Hart els Rook Store. ll-3t LOST Tho boy that took u gold watch and chain out of drawer in dining room on South 12th had better return the same, as he was Been in house and is well known. If not returned in five, days will be prosecuted. 10-2t. LOST A silver belt pin with colored sets. Reward if returned to Palladium office. 8-3t. LOST An Oshkosh breast pin. Finder return to 425 South 4th street and receive reward. PERT PARAGRAPHS. Women wou't be happy iu heaven unless the styles iu Lulus change ten times a year. Obstinacy is an ugly quality In our friends. Generally speaking, we think that our neighbor gets no more punishment thun he deserves. It seems the height of hard luck to have experience gold brick us. Being a little foolish is often tantamount to having a great pleasure. If a man has ft moral squint n crooked path ! apt to look straight to him. Work Is a pad thing to the man who has lir.d too much or too Mttle of it. Law Is something for your neighbol to obey and for you to evade. I Either Phone hi m 3 3 u

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