Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 186, 3 August 1906 — Page 2

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The Richmond Palladium. Friday, August 3, 1903.

FACTS IN NATURE. Kbt Only Do We -Oet lnplrUoit From Ntur, But? IIelth m Well. For people who are nin-down and nrrvous, who suffer from hufigestion or dyspepsia, headache, bUftniancss, or torpid liver, coatd tongue wfch bjttr taste lr the morning and poor appetite, it becomes ni'cessarv to, turn to sc.tne tonic or .(i.nTti.un.r wtiii-h will aHMSt .Nature

and help them to get on their feet and 1 put tho body into its proper conAjtion. ltl is becoming more ana more apparn n Nature's most valuable health - fcTivinif agents are to be found In forest panis and roots. Nearly forty years ago, Dr. R. V. Plerfe now consulting physician to the.Invai W Hotel and Surgical Institute, at Buff p, N. Y., discovered that by scientifically extracting and combining certain medicinal principles from native roots, taken from our American forests, ho coulf produce a medicine which was marvqfously eHicient In curing cases of blood dfc.rler and liver and stomach trouble as f ell as many otlier chronic, or lingering au-r menta. This concentrated extlact or Nature's vitality ho named "Golden Medical Discovery." It nurifies the fclood by putting tho storaavh and liftr into healthy condition, thereby helping the digestion and assimilati.fli of fi which feoda tho blood. Thereby it ciea weak stomach, Indigestion, torpid llvgr, or bilfoimnens, and Kindred derangements. If you have coat'-d tongue, with bitter or bad taste in the morning! frequent headaches, feel welk, easily tirfl, stitches or pain In side, bak gives outfa.sily and nches, belching ofl gas. coiixtsimtlon, or Irregular bowels, f Af-1 Hashes f heat alternating with chiiy sensatidftis or kindred svmpfcoms, thfy point tf derangoiaent of your stomacfi. liver ad kidneys, which the "Golden iMedlcal 1 )iscovery " will correct more fcef;dily s$id permanently than anv othernown agent. Contains no alcohol or hiabit-forldng drugs. All its ingredients printed it plain English on wrapper. V The sole motive for substitution is to permit tho dealer to make a little more proQt. Ho gains; you lose. Accept no subHltutc for "Golden Medical Discovery." Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce's I'leasant Pellets. One a laxative; two or three are cathartic MISTAKEN IDENTITY Palice Release the "Lord Douglas" They Supposed Was Bigamist Ashevllk', N. C, Aug. 2. Chief of Police Bernard when shown a dispatch from Portland, Me., relative to the f.rrest of "Lord Douglas" for alleged bigamy, stated that he had no authority to order the release of the British nobleman in that city. HO said the authorities at Portland should release him on their own repossibility if they are certain of hia Identity. The chief further stated that he had not received any message from Portland concerning the detention of tho genuine Lord Douglas. Portland, Me., Aug. 2. The police released tho man brought from Sebago last Tuesday, believed to be Lord Sholto Douglas. It is stated that he established hla identity satisfactorily. Nomination Unanimous. Petersburg, Ind., Aug. 2. Major George V. Menzles of Mount Vernon, Ind., was nominated for congress by the Democrats of the FirBt Congressional district of Indiana. The nomination was unanimous. No direct mention of national affairs was made by the resolutions adopted. The state platform was endorsed and the use. of money In corrupting voter was conderued. No Time For Extras. Tiny Sister (rushing Jnto big sister's room)--P'ise hurry, Lulu. Mr, White Is dowjihiiilfs. Lulu (very graudly while she dabs her face with tho powder puff) Very well, dear. I'll befdown. Tiny Sister (nervously) Oh, please dsn't wait to shave. Woman's Home Companion. v An Rarlr lHr. "Procrastination Is a dangerous thing lu business, Isn't it?" said the young man who is anxious to learn. "I should say so," answered Dustln Stax. "You don't know hoy thankful I am that I made my pil' before all that furore for Investigation started in." Washington Star. 1 Ears Looked as if They Would Drop Off Body Entirely Covered Face. Mass. of Sores Three Doctors Could Not dure Child Grew Worse Face! and Body .. Now Clear " : CURED BY CUTICIJRA IN TWO WEEKS FOR 75c. Mrs. floorers J. Steoso. of '701 Coburn St4 Akron, Ohio, tils in the following letter of another of those temarkablo cures of; torturing, disfiguring skin humors daily mado by Cutidura Soap, assisted by Cutieura Ointment, after physician!, and all els had failed: "I feel it my ihity to pa rents oi other poor my little tiaueht She broke out all over her body with a humor, and we used every tiling recommendod, but without results. II called in three doctors, they all claimM they could help her but sho continued to grow worse. Her body was ataass of eiores, and her littlo face wfs being eaten away; her cWs looked As if they would drop off. Neighbors adVised me to get Cutieura Soap .nd Oirvtrnent, and before I had used haU, ofho cake of Soap and box of Oin tmerit the sores had all healed, and my little one's face and body were as clear as a new-born babe's. I would not be without it again if it cost five dollars, instead of seventy-five cents, which is all it cost us to cure our baby, after ppending many dollars on doctors and medicines without any benefit whatever." Oomplrt External and Intrmtl Tmlmmt tor tmrf tumor, from I'linptc to 84-rofuU, ttvm Inltncj ta At, coDMiu( of Cutk urs Koan, A-., Olntinnt, A"c., KriTnt, too. (In form of CluM-o,t Coalrd fills. J.V. pr vial of A)), aaay b had of all druirctita. A,lnlaetofTnieur tha moat dlMmainc cam, hrn all othrr frmnlka. aaj van tht bmt phyatclana fail, futiet litug ft Chew. Corpula Prop., BoMud, Mui. mf MaUt4 k t, Ail AJUt UM SUs, 6cI, awl Call.

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SURELY MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE Report Sent Out from Boston Says that Cincinnati Won a Game of Ball. HIT AT THE PROPER TIME GAMES AT NEW YORK, BROOKLYN AND PHILADELPHIA HAD TO BE POSTPONED ON ACcountVof RAIN. NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. rCt. Chicago 66 29 .695 Pittsburg 59 32 .648 New York 59 32 .648 Philadelphia 43 51 .451 Cincinnati 42 54 .437 Brooklyn 38 54 .413 St. Louis 36 61 .321 Boston 32 62 340 fPublishers'1'resBl Boston, Aug. 2. Hiftting the ball hard in the eighth and ninth innings today gave the Cincinnati Nationls the victory over Boston. Ccore: R. H. E. CIn 10-000102 37 8 3 Bos 00000003 03 9 4 Batteries Weimer and Livingstone; Dorner and Needham. RAIN. New York, Aug. 2. Rain caused a postponement today of the game be tween New York and St. Louis Nationals. RAIN. Prooklyn, Aug. 2. Rain prevented the game between the Pittsburg and Prooklyn Nationals. RAIN. Philadelphia, Aug. 2. The Phila delphia and Chicago Nationals were unable to play today on account of rain. ftkrvfAfmS FROM' THE' PUP. She's taujht me that I mustn't bark At little noises after dark. But Just refrain from, any fuss Until I'm sure they're dangerous. This would be easier, I've felt. If noises could be seen or smelt. She's Ay wise. I have no doubt. And plans ahead what she's about,Yet after eating every day She throws her nicest bones away. If she were really less obtuse She'd bury them for future use. But that which makes me doubt th most Those higher powers that human boast Is not so much a fault like that, Nor yet her fondness for the cat. But on our pleasant country strolls Her dull Indifference to holes! Oh, If I once had time to spend To reach a hole's extremest end. -I'd frrab It fast, without a doubt, And promptly pull It inside out. Then drag It home with all my power To chew on it in a leisure hour! Of all the mistresses there ara lllno Is tho loveliest by far. Fain would I wag myself apart If I could thus reveal my heart. But on some things, I must conclude. Mine is the saner attitude. -Burges Johnson In Harper's Magazine. Hard to Please. Mr. Sally You seem worried. There's no danger. Miss Vain That's just it no chance of a heroic rescue end all the folks talking about me! Chang. When old Uncle Weatherby was a poor farmer he used to go up to town and eat pie with a carving fork. The people smiled." You don't say!" Then later on he began eating it with a tablespoon. The people laughed." "I don't blame them." "From that he changed to a knife. They roared." "Great Scott! And Is he still sticking to the knife?" "No. Since they found oil on hla farm and rated him as a millionaire he eats pie with his fingers and everybody noils his approval and 6ays be is blsarre." Chicago News. Two Hairs. "I begin to realize," said young Mr. Kallow. "that I am no longer a mere youth now that I've got a little hair on my lip." "Yes," said Miss Knox, "and I sup pose in a month or so you'll have an other one." Detroit Free Press. One Great AdranUge, "Of what benefit to society will the discovery of the north pole be?" "Well," answered the scientist, "for one thing It may put a stop to the loss of life and property among the explorers who want to b the first there." Washington Star.

Results Yesterday. NATIONAL LEAGUE. - St. Louis vs. New York, postponed rain. Pittsburg vs. Brooklyn; rain. Chicago vs. Philadelphia rain. Cincinnati 7; Boston 3.

AMERICAN LEAGUE. New York 11; Detroit 1. Boston 0; Chicaso 3. Philadelphia 3; Cleveland 2 (11 innings.) Washington 2; St. Louis 11. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. St. Paul 4; Toledo 8. Kansas City 3; Indianapolis 0. Minneapolis 2; Columbus 11. Milwaukee 2; Louisville 9. AMERICAN ASS'N AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Won. Lost Columbus 66 39 Milwaukee 57 46 Toledo 55 47 Louisville 54 49 Minneapolis 53 52 Kansas City 4S 54 St. Paul 44 5S Indianapolis 35 67 PCt .628 .553 .539 .524 .505 .471 .431 .343 Publishers' Press AT ST. PAUL. R. H. E. St. Paul 4 6 2 Toledo 8 12 2 Pruitt and Drill; Sutthoff and Land. ATf INDIANAPOLIS. R. H. E Kansas Cityt 3 8 3 Indianapolis 0 6 4 Eagan ' and Leahy; Kellum and Holmes. AT COLUMBUS. R. H. E. Minneapolis 2 S 2 Columbus 11 14 1 Cadwallader and Yeager; Flaherty and Blue. AT LOUISVILLE. R.H. E. Milwaukee 2 6 2 Louisville 9 14 1 Goodwin and Beyille; Dunkle and Shaw. -Tigers vs. Cambridge. Cambridge City, August 2. (Spl.) Cambridge City will play the Tigers of Richmond, a fast little team on the L. E. & W. diamond, next Sunday, Aug .5. The opposing teams are evenly matched and the contest will probably bo a hard fought one. Game called at 2:30 sharp. A LITHOGRAPHERS' STRIKE DECLARED Cincinnati Plants are Affected by General Call Out of Union Men. THE EFFECT ELSEWHERE COLUMBUS, NEW YORK AND CHI CAGO SUFFER BY THE STRIKE FORTY-EIGHT HOUR WEEK IS ASKED FOR. Publishers' Press Cinainnuki, xis- On orders from tha national headquarters of the Lithographers' International Protective and Benefit association in New York, the lithographic pressmen, transferrers and provers in 10 of the 14 lithograph plants in Cincinnati and vicinity went on strike, throwing out ot work, directly and indirpctly, over 400 men. One of the biggest plants in the city, that of the Strobridge Lithograph company, was closed down, and in this shop alone over 200 men are out of employment. The other concerns affected by the strike are running with one-third to one-half their regular force employed. Columbus, O., Aug. 2. All the lithographers in the employ of the Columbus Bank Note company and the Columbus Lithographing company went out on strike on the refusal of the employes to grant them a 48-hour week. The men are working 53 hours. The two Columbus companies employ 17 men. New York, Aug. 2. About 500 employes of the lithographic establishments of this city struck to enforce a demand for a reduction in their working hours from 53 to 48 per week. The strike order affects aeyeral thousand men throughout . the country. Chicago, Aug. 2. Lithographers went on strike in a number of Chicago shops on orders' from headquarters of the national union of the craft the first establishment at which the men struck was tHe Northern Bank Note company. Willing- to Compromise. "Well, it's . no use your klckln'," growled the cashier of the restaurant finally. . "You et the food, an arguin' about It won't help" "That's so," said the disgusted patron. "Let's forgive and forget" -Ehr "I'll forgive that miserable meal if you'll forget that I had it" Philadelphia Pres.

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Coombs Keeps Hits Well Scattered and Philadelphia Wins in 11 Innings. CHICAGO STARTED FAST IN CONTEST WITH BOSTON THEY GET LEAD WHICH THEY KEPT TILL THE END OTHER GAMES ONE-SIDED. , AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost PCt Philadelphia 57 34 .626 New York 55 35 .611 Cleveland 52 39 .571 Chicago , 51 43 .543 Detroit 47 43 .511 St. Louis 47 45 .511 Washington 33 5S .363 Boston 2G 69 .274 Publishers' Press Cleveland, Aug. 2. In a pitchers' battle today Coombs kept the Cleveland's hits well scattered and the Blues went down to defeat in an elev en inning contest. Score: Cleve. . 0 0 0 CMP WCMF cmfvb R. H. E. Phil. 0001000100 13 4 3 Clei .0011000000 02 6 1 Batteries Coombs and Powers; Bernhardt and Buelow. OOK LEAD IN FIRST. Chicago, Aug. 2. Taking a com manding lead in the first inning the Chicago Americans were never headed, and won from the Bostons in a well played game. Score: R. H. E. Bost. .. 00000000 0 0 4 1 Chi. ... 20100000 x 3 5 0 Batteries Young and Armbruster; White and Sullivan. EASY FOR ST. LOUIS. St .Louis, Aug. 2. Outbattinsr and outfielding the Washingtons today gave the St. Louis Americans an easy victory. Score: R. H. E. Wash. . 10000000 1 2 7 4 St L. .. 30101240 x 11 12 2 Batteries Smith and Wakefield; Howell and Rickey. KILLIAN PROVED EASY. Detroit, Aug .2. Killian proved an easy proposition for th New York Americans today and they hit his curves at will, sending Detroit down to defeat. Score: R H. E. N. Y. .10011062 011 12 2..' Det. ... 00000 10001 8 5 Batteries Chesbro, Gersfith, Kleinow and Thomas; Killian and Schmidt. No Polo for Richmond. Pespite the latest rumor that the Western Polo League will be rejuvenated and that Richmond is again to be in the game, it is asserted that the Richmond Athletic Association will not reconsider its determination to keep out of the polo business the coming season. Roller skating will furnish the amusement at the1 Coliseum. Our' Railway'. The average number of passengers In each railroad train in the United States in 1904 was 50.25. This represents a growth from about 80 a train in 1898, but is still far below the development attained abroad. In 1898 Germany carried an average of Tl persons in each train, and India had the large figure of 189. The development of the electric railway in this country and the frequent train service help to keep down the average. On each of the 212,000 miles of railway in 1904 there were carried an average of 104,r 193 passengers. That is to say, the aggregate passenger mileage of the country, according to the Railway World, divided by the mileage of the track, gives the figure named. In Germany, as far back as 1898, this figure was 342,000, persons; in France It was 283,000 in 197, In . India 289,000 and In Austria 214,000. The figures for Great Britain are not obtainable. Abainth In the Class Room. An amazing discovery has been made In one of the communal schools of Paris. A class master noticed that after 10 o'elock every morning one of his pupils, a little boy of seven, seemed to become a prey to fits of delirium. He thumped his neighbors and -when reproved by the master rolled on the floor shrieking and groaning like one possessed. The child was constantly in the habit of asking leave of absence for a minute or two, and the master had him watched. It was found that he carried a small bottle of absinth in his pocket and took a sip as often as he could escape from the class room. It has been proved that the child's mother filled the bottle for him every morning. A Dee asd a Mam. In Westboo, Me., Percy M. Arnold saw a deer the other day. The animal allowed the man to approach It Arnold threw bis arms around the deer's neck. The deer sprang off toward the woods at great epeed, and the man was afraid to let go. The deer rushed through bushes and over walls in its endeavor to' sjiake off its strange burden. At last the . deer brought up against a tree, and as lir. Arnold had no wind left after meeting the tree he dropped off. Arnold will be. forced to buy a new suit of clothes to replace the tattered rags which the bushea left him, when-the-tlocter allows him out

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DOUMA WAS DISSOLVED ERE IT HAD SCARCELY BEGUN WORK.. Character or the Plrat RanUn Parliament and the Kocki on Which It Split Its Controversies With the Csar and Hia Advisers. Russia's first parliament, the douma, was dissolved by Emperor Nicholas before it was hardly more than two months old. It was. ou May 10 that the emperor, with a pomp and splendor like that of the orient of the middle ages, opened the first national popular assembly of his realm. Disembarking from his yacht at the steps of the Winter palace in St. Petersburg the successor of Ivan the Terrible paraded with a brilliant suite to the hall where the deputies were assembled and addressed them In a speech whose phrases had been carefully studied and wtdch promised much, but only in general terms, and studiously refrained from acknowledging real powers in the elected representatives of the people as PRESIDENT MOUKOMTSEFF. against the will of the sovereign. The first clash between douma and emperor came over the question of how the czar should receive the delegation from it chosen to confer with him, and the method determined upon by the emperor, under the influence of the bureaucrats who surround him, was construed as inflicting a slight upon the parliament in the very first hours of its career. TJie douma organized by electing as its president the candidate of the Constitutional Democrats, Serglus Andrejevich Mouromtseff, a Russian of noble family, born in 1850, who had served as professor in the University of Moscow and as the editor of a paper of liberal views which was suppressed on account of Its freedom of expression. He married a well known Russian opera singer. The reply to the speech from the throne was the cause of much debate In the douma, and aa finally adopted it demanded reforms which, as was soon seen, the government was not prepared to grant. One of these was a parliamentary ministry. The douma was composed of many different classes, including nobles, professional men, clergy, professors, merchants, workmen and peasants. It was far from a homogeneous or harmonious body, and unity of action along lines which meant co-operation with the government proved unattainable. The radical leader, Aladln, proved a firebrand in the assembly. Among PRINCE DOLOOROUKOFF. his radical associates were Anikin, a village schoolmaster, and Fllkin, who, though possessed of little learning, had committed to memory the arguments of Socialist handbooks. One of the leaders of the Constitutional Democrats was Prince Pierre Dolgoroukoff, who at the session at Viborg, which was broken up by soldiers, was chosen president of the permanent executive committee. Another was Ivan Petrunkevich, a veteran fighter for liberal principles. The assembly was composed of fiftyEix peasant farmers, forty-six boyars, or large landowners; thirty-nine lawyers, twenty-6even clergymen, twentyone village officials, nineteen college professors, seventeen factory workmen, sixteen physicians, twenty-four government officials,' fourteen schoolteachers, thirteen army officers, eleven editors, twenty-four merchants, three scientists, seven bankers, eleven engineers, twenty-two capitalists, and a few others divided among various occupations. As to religion, there were among the deputies priests of the Orthodox Greek church, a Roman Catholic archbishop, several Jewish rab-' bis, seven Mohammedan mollahs, or priests, and a number of deputies belonging. to the Armenian church. tTnreallstle. The heroine was supposed to fall in a fit when the climax of the play was reached. "Huh!" she exclaimed as she surveyed her new gown in- a mirror, "It looks like I'd have to fall in a misfit tonight." And the villain still pursued her. Chicago News. ' The WoBisa'i Way. Tes," she said, " made him acknowledge the corn." "How?" quetfcd her friend. I stepped on it," she explained. Detroit Trfbunf - - - ,

i AVcgetable Preparation For Assimilating KicFotxIandReguIaling the Stomachs arl Bowels of Promotes Digestiort.CteerfulnessandRest.Contains neitticr Opium.Morphine norliucraL Tsot"Naiicotic. JZmpc afOUH-SAMZLPtTCiail Jlx.Smna &xiU SUtvfcMMaa Ctanfvd Aim Aperfecl Remedy forConstipaRon, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions ,Fe vcrishncss and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature or NEW YORK. I w' UUUIUU 1) EXACT COPY Of WHALER.. WANTED. WANTED A girl for housework at 227 North 10th street. 3-2t, WANTED To trade a Remington Typewriter for a Smith Premier Typewriter. Call 412 South 4th street. 3-4t WANTED A wash woman at 50 South 13th street. WANTED Washing to do at home or work by the day. Call at 238 S. 13th street, north half. 2-lt WANTED Boarders, cooking. Good home l-2t WANTED Wash woman at . No. 50 ..South 15th street - 2-3t FOR SALE OR RENT New modern six room house. Call New Thone 40 or 1116. l-4t WANTED A girl at 923 Main st. l-3t WANTED Girl for house work 206 N. 19th St. 31-3t WANTED Position as grocery clerk or collector by reliable man. Call or address 217 North 7th St. 31-2t WANTED A place to work in private . .family. Call 117 S. 2nd. 31-3t WANTED A Girl for housework, 408 S. 15th. 26-tf WANTED A position as a farm hand, man with family QlAhvee, 729 S. 13th street. f 25-7t. 4: WANTED Oats and Cor at Rich-28-10t mond elevator. FOR SAL. Richmond property a , specialty. Porterfield. Kelly Block. Phone 329. tf FOR SALE Henley Chainless Bicycle in good condition. Call at 24 South 17th street 3-lt. FOR SALE Three and one-half horse power motor, 500 volts direct current, cheap. Call 1011 Main "St Phone 1573 New 2-lt AUCTION SALE Saturday, Aig. 4 11 o'clock, 221 Central Ave., near the college, good cow, thoroughbred chickens, fodder cutter, bone cutter, churn, incubator, brooder, Globe range, 20th Century Heater, gas stove, -etc, etc. 2-3t FOR SALE OR TRADE Four good building lots, close In on car line, 35 S. 12th street. l-4t. Auiuus Cirls. Patience Would you believe she was twenty -eight? Patrice Oh. yes. I believed ft the first summer I heard it Yonkerr States man lier Attractions. "I can't understand what there is so attractive about Emily. She hasn't any accomplishments. All she does it to talk a little and smile a great deal.' "That's enough, isn't It?" CJevelanc Plain Dealer. "Nw, professor suppose I should be attacked some night by a big, ruffianly fellow. What would you advise me to do?" : "Holler for der , perleece and ran like the docce:"--Pick-Me-trp. .

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