Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 185, 2 August 1906 — Page 3

TTie Richmond Palladium, Thursday, August 2, 1906.

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Extra large Water melons, guaranteed to be good. Nice Peaches 20c basket. Cabbage Sc head. Green Beans 25c pk. Apples that will cook 25c pk. Home grown Potatoes $1.00 bu. 8weet Corn 13c doz 2 do for 25cts. 19 lbs Graunlated or 20 lbs of A Sugar $1.00.. Lemons still go at 22c doz. Will save you money on Groceries. Phone orders given special attention.

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Dally 6 Nights and Matinees, Commencing " MONDAY NIGHT, JULY 30 The CUTTER STOCK CO. The Aristocrats of Reportolra. PrtntlnB the latest Metropolitan Successes, together with SIX VACDKVIUK ACTS. Tonight's Bill "When Womeii Trust Men." Thursday Matinee "In the Rogue't Gallery." PRICES 10, 20 and 30c; Matinees 10 Cents. Seats on Sale at Westcott Pharmacy.

AMERICAN SILVER TRUSS Licit COOL ri7 to w I Retains Noj 1 Severest V II rj I Hernia I Koi lwlth Comfort. I Nei ressur SOLD BY W. II. ROSS DRUG CO. B04 Main Street Richmond, Indiana. Ross' Straw Hat Cleaner, 10c. X If you are tiretl, weak, ti and catiLOt cat you ueeil a. tonic. Try Bedf Iron ang Wine 50c Per B oft tie t M. J. Quigley, jrt House armacy THE NEW PHILLIPS VAUDEVILLE THEATER O. G .M-JRRAY MANAGER. WEEK OF JULY 30th. DAILY at 3 and 8:15 P. m. A MISS GRAYCE MILLER. Overture. B- "KEENE." Juggling Comlque. Z KITTY STERLING. In a singing and comedy sketch listed by the cleverest of Comedians, Master D WARRINGTON BRO The Tumbling Twins. E COSMOPOLITAN QU F ERLE THELKELD A WICKS. ONA Singing and Musical Act S CLAYTON HUFFORD. Illustrated Songs. HCURTIS A BOWERS. A Comedy Sketch. I THE PHILOSCOPE. Latest" Motion Pictures. . 1

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TVESDAY Phone SELL 16 S. 7th St. I AWNINGS. I j T y Repair work a specialty. X j j j j j j j . j IRA SWISHER. Lessee and Manager AT THE THEATERS This afternoon the Cutter Stock Company which is proving to be one of the most popular of the kind ever appearing at the Gennett. will present "In the Rogue's Gallery" and tonight the bill will be "When Women Trust Men." Friday night the offering will be "Camille" and Saturday night the ever-popular "Deadwood Dick." Friday's matinee will be "The Opera Singer" which was so acceptably presented Wednesday night and Saturday afternoon "The Country Girl" will be given. The last mentioned play pleased a bis audience on Tuesday afternoon. Despite the extreme heat, the patronage is proving highly satisfactory and the week will be one of the best In the history of the house. The Cutter company will go from Richmond to Hamilton where it will appear next week. Dr. S. Chenoweth will return from his eastern trip August 25th. ennsytivania LINESSEASHORE EXCURSIONS Atlantic City, ipe May and t other Sea Shore Resorts. ore Resort rgdayJ Aug. Round trip S 1,6.00 Niagara Rails Excursion Rounff Trip $6.50 Wednesday. Aug. 22nd nday Outing . .. Excursions. . ... Every Sunday. To Indianapolis, Dayton and intermediate stations where trains stop. Low Sunday Excursion Rate. If Interested, ask C. W. ELMER, Ticket Agt. RICHMOND, I5D. we from St. LoaU

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CALL FOR HARVEST HANDS Within the - Next Sixty Days Nearly Thirty Thousand Men Will Be Wanted in Northwest.

St. Paul, Aug. 1. The annuajl call for harvest hands is beginning to be raised in Minnesota and North and Sauth Dakota, and this season there are indications that the need will be more urgent than ever. Within the next 0 days 20,000 to 30,000 men will be in demand at Minnesota and North Dakota points, tributary to the Great Northern system. Reports of crops range 10 to 75 per cent better than last year. Rnther Exciting:. Mother (returning homej Gracious! Tommy, what means this? The lamp is broken, the dishes are smashed and everything is upside down. Tommy Why. mother, you said we could play anything we wanted, didn't you? Mother Yes. Tommy Well, we played the Sau Francisco earthquake. Chicago News. How He Kiifw. "Is your wife having a good time at the seashore?" "Yes; she's enjoying herself splendidly." "I suppose her letters are very cheering?" 'No; she doesn't write at all." Judge. Cool. "Mary," Mrs. Housekeep called from the foot of the stairs, "how about breakfast?" "Oh," replied the new servant, who had overslept herself, "ye naden't trouble to bring me anny. I ain't very hungry this mornin'." Philadelphia Press. Her Divorce Portion. "Mrs. Jones just got a divorce from her husband for throwing salad In her face," said one. "Did she get alimony?" asked the other. "No," replied fhe first "She got the salad." New York Tress. On the Level. "What's the chief product of Panama?" And the great statesman never looked up from the momentous document as he replied: "Conversation." Washington Star. Nothing: Uolnfc. "Miss May," began Mr. Hoamley, "would you er be mad If I were to kiss you?" "Not necessarily," replied the bright girl, "but I would certainly be mad to let you." Baltimore News. Rough on ReKgry. Tommy What is the "height of folly." pa? Pa Your sister's beau, my son. He ts six feet two. Detroit Tribune. PERT PARAGRAPHS. The man who works is apt to be more capable than jbe man who gets worked. Anticipated pleasures rarely come up to the specifications made and provided In the contract. Lots of people give up before they begin, then howl because results don't come their way. A woman likes to see a man fool i himself thinking he is fooling her. Inconsplcuousnefss Is one of the earmarks of the real thing. Extremes meet, but they are seldom friendly. Women are partly responsible for all that Is done In this world and entirely responsible for most of what Is said. Himself being Judge, no man ever took a mean advantage. Too many people are companionable only when their intellect isn't working. There are lots of people In the world whose sole business Is getting ready to inherit money. CALL OF THE WILa When the weather man is dishing Waves of heat sit every throw. Then if ever man goes fishing Is the time he wants to go. So he (ills a brimming flagon. Get3 some tackle and a tent And then. Jumping in the wagon. Tells the man to let her -went. Hear Those wheels Buzzing in your head? - Feel That queer sensation Gnawing at you Under your new $1.28 Washable vest? That is the call of the wild. Nature. Who never was bashful, Epcr.ks right up and says: "Man. You blooming chump. Come away From that hot town! Come to the woods. Where there is nothing But solitude And mosquitoes." And, as we said In the deliphtful And immortal little versa At the top Of this spasm, He goes. Sure, lie goes. He doesn't know any better. Though experience Has rapped him over the knuckles Many times, lie goes Looking for a bite. And the mosquitoes And gnats. snowing why he Is thefe. Accommodate him Good and plenty. EH) , cMicHrsTCR-a encash rariYROYALPILLS WUV. "UCIWSTEl S KXG1JSH ribbsa. Takqto. other. BrfaM " ReiUT for Ia tenor, by r- - M.ll 1 n A... i i- a-. k f- MillMi bmmit, PMilwU foW

LUMBER COMBE AT SMI FRANCISCO

Since the Fire Prices Have Advanced on an Average of $3 per 1,000 Feet. GRAND JURY INVESTIGATED THE SITUATION IS OF SERIOUS IMPORT AS THE LUMBER DEALERS ARE ACCUSED OF DISCRIMINATION. Publishers' Fresa San Fi , ilobert T. Devlin, UnitL-d States district attorney, has begun an investigation of the alleged combination of lumber dealers, and if he finds that the facts warrant prosecution will take action. The local grand jury recently began an inquiry into the methods by which lumber rates were raised. Much data and considerable evidence were gathered when it was learned that such affairs are beyond the authority of the body. In a letter to the foreman of the grand jury tne United State3 attorney asked for any information or evidence se-cured durfng the Investigation. The situation is of serious import to the lumber dealers. They are accused of showing discrimination to certain contractors and other large consumers, and with violation of trade statutes in various other ways. Since the fire, the prices of lumber have advanced on an average of $3 per 1,000 feet, and it is rumored that another increase of $1 to 2 is in contemplation. Accused of Jury Fixing. Chicago, Aug. 1. Stephen A. Crowe, proprietor of the Revere House and brother of Pat Crowe of Cudahy kidnaping notoriety, was indicted by the grand jury here on a charge of attempting to bribe a juror to "hang" the jury which sentenced the circuit couit clerk, John A. Cooke, to the penitentiary on a charge of stuffing payrolls. Thomas B. Carr told the grand jury of attempts made to influence his vote and identified Crowe as the man who offered him ?1,000 to prevent the jury arriving at a verdict. Crowe war, arrested and his bail was fixed at $10,000. In Vacation Time. THERE'S a hole in his hat, with the hair sticking through. And a toe that peeps out from a hole in his shoe.; There's a patch in his trousers, a darn In his hone And a freckle that tilts on the bridge of his nose, But, oh, In his heart there's the glimmer and shine Of a sun that I wish could be shining In mine! There's a smudge on his face that is dusty and dark. But a song in his heart like t!i song of the lark; There's a rent in his coat where the lining shows through, But the whistle he tunes to the wild bird rings true. And, oh, in his heart with a sparkle like wine Is a gladness I wish could be sparkling In mine! There's art Imp in his hair that may keep it awry, But a twinkle so rare In the blue of his eye; There's an uneven slant of his trousers, made fast With a nail through their tops, for a button won't last, But deep in hl3 heart lies a spring cool and fine Of good cheer that I wish could be bubbling In mlie. There Is tan on h3 cheeks where the flush of health elows. And the skin has all peeled from the tip of his rfose; His pockets are bulged with tops, marbles and strings. With Jackknives nd other uncountable things. But the brooks and the woods bring a . music divine To his ears that I wish they were bringing to mine. J. W. Foley in New Tork Times. Xlfanoderatood. Cnstoaier Have you any porpoise tshoe laces? New Clerk Aw, come off! Stop stringin' me. Paroises don't wear 6hoes. rhiladelpaia Press. His Vtrrtk End. Mr. Melville Ingalls, the western railway mcnate, was induced by a friend while spending Sunday in Boston to attead service at a church the pastor of which is noted for the ex treme longth of his sermons. As the friecfls were leaving at the conclusion of the service the Bostonlan. with a touch of pride, inquired: "Dr. Blank is a most eloquent minis ter, is he not?" "Very eloquent." was the dry re sponse f the rtlUrciad man, ,fbut he has poor tenninalajllitles." narper's Weekly. PITH "AND POINT. Too will usually find this In the obitnary of a successful business man: "He did not mingle In society." The best you can do isn't going to help you very mudi unless it is better than some other man's best.

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MRS. ALFRED GWYNNE VANDERBILT. Though a younger son, Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt is practically the head of his branch of tho Vanderbilt family. Mrs. Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt was a Newport girl of an old and wealthy family. Her maiden name was Elsie French. The couple have one son. At one time they created surprise by living in a sis room flat like ordinary folks.

Her lest. Mabel Brown is an old bear. Flo I don't know; he never hugged tne. When We Appreciate. We have become so used to the many wonderful inventions and appliances of the present age that we take them as a matter of course, going about our work as though we h&d always had the locomotive, the telephone, the telegraph and double jointed collar buttons. It Is only when some special thing occurs that we are brought up suddenly and made to wonder how we would ever get along without them. Such a condition exists at the present moment. If it were not for the Atlantic cable flashing intelligence under the seas at so much per flash we would never know from day to day what John D. Rockefeller, now rusticating in France, had for breakfast the day before. Of course the world could get along without knowing. So could we get along without suspenders, but we would feel all of the time as though something were lacking. Silvery Linings. There's no use In crying. In moaning and sighing. While sunny days lighten The gray hours of gloom. Be happy, my dearie. And smiling and cheery: Tour burden will brighten And blossom and bloom. Purifying , Politics. "He would vote for a yellow dog If It were on "Jits party ticket." "Say, it would be quite an Improvement, too, over some of our modern officials, wouldn't you think?" Only In Name. "He Is determined after this to lead the simple life." "I had no idea he had as much money as all that." 5 i 39 Ads

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sr-v'i tio.'7 : .t" i "ivWrtl form V. it I. J Hi t I im First Aid. Oh, Mary Jane, your fate is plain,. But with the beauties still you rank. Because, forsooth, each smiling youth Knows you have money in the bank! PERT PARAGRAPHS. Some men wear their price mark so conspicuously that it is embarrassing to be caught looking in their direction. At present investigating committees seem to be paying more attention to nerve tonics than to whitewash. A good complexion is one that Is powder proof. Bachelors' buttons are appropriately worn with bleeding hearts. Responsibility sits but lightly upon the man who has given no hostage. We would like to have the coal man take notice that while we burn money for pleasure without grumbling, when we burn it for necessities we want our money's worth. An occasional lapse Into honesty la apt to prove the undoing of a rascal. Her Dilemma. A Doniphan county woman who was ill and found herself in a trying position explained her woe to a friend. "You see, my daughter Harriet married one of these homeypath doctors and my daughter Kate an allypath. If I call the homeypath my allypatb son-in-law and his wife will get mad, an' if I call my allypath son-in-law-then my homeypath son-in-law an' his wife will get mad, an' if I go ahead an' get well without either of 'em then they'll both be mad, so I don't see but I've got to die outright" Troy (Kan.) r.hior One LSmie orumber of

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A FREAK OF LIGHTNING

Man at Springfield, Ohio, is Killed by Bolt Which Hit His HatOthers Injured. Publishers' Press Springfield, O., Aug. 1. Luther Lorton was instantly killed, Enos Xander's little daughter was knocked unconscious. Mr. Xander and C. F. Ballentine were badly shocked, and two horses were knocked down at Hilltop park, near Lawrenceville, by a bolt of lightning. Lorton was returning to a thrashing machine after loading: a wagon with oats, and was in a clear space with others nearby. The bolt hit him in the hat, tearing off his clothing and shoes and mutilating one ot the toes on his right foot. Thero were no injuries on his body. His clothing was on fire when Clyde Xander ran with water and put out the blaze. Mr. Xander's daughter was standin? in the yard at her home, and the lightning; struck her with such force that she did not regain consciousness for two hours. Expert Swimmer Drowned. Toledo, O., Aug. I. As Will Crowley, 26, was struggling with cramps and drowning in Swan crock a crowd of his friends stood on shore and applauded what they thought was an exhibition of diving and swimming. The young man drowned. Crowley was known as an expert swimmer. A moment after Crowley dived Into tho creek he was seen by the onlookers just below the surface, his knees drawn up to his chin and his arms crooked and stiff from cramps, his hands only moving spasmodically in an effort to raise himself to the top of the water. After about 10 minutes, during which he did not reappear, tho friends concluded that Crowley was really drowned and gave the alarm. All Day Bank at Chicago. Chicago, Aug. 1. An innovation In banking methods of Chicago was inaugurated when a 24-hour bank opened for business. With the exception of Sundays and holidays the bank will be open at all times during tho day and Tiight. The work will be divided among three shifts of employes. The bank includes both commercial . and saving departments. Legation Guard at Peking. Peking, Aug. 1. V. W. Rockhill. the United States minister, received word that, in accordance with his advice, only 125 marines will be 'sent as a legation guard at this city to relieve the guard on duty. The present guard will be sent to the Philippines when relieved. Cash Yonr Cheelis. It Is not well to keep checks locked up In your desk. Cash them. It Is security for yourself. If the drawer is uot entirely reliable, and a favor to nim if he Is. "Stale" checks are an annoyance to bank officials and a general hiudrance. Cash your cheeks! Proficient. When western Iowa was newly settled the farmers in an isolated section banded themselves together as a school district and proceeded to choose one of their number committeeman. A log schoolhouse was erected, and soon a young woman came that way seeking a chance to teach. The committeeman was designated to ascertaln-her fitness. When the time for the ordeal arrived the public official was at his wit's entl lie had been examined himself often enough, but that was when be was at tending district school fifty years before. The very thought of conducting an examination biuself, and for a teacher at that, staggered him. Hi could not think of a question to ask. The young woman sat waiting, and the old man teetered nervously on hU tiptoes. . - "Well, now, Miss Burden," he said cautiously at last, "kin you say th alphabet back'ards?" Miss Burden could, and did. "Fine!" cried the committeeman. 'T1J just indorse your certificate." Hi wrote it thus: "Fully profeeshunt. Mnes W