Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 164, 9 July 1906 — Page 3

The Richmond Palladium, Monday, July 9, 1906.

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THE NEW PHILIPS 'VAUDEVILLE THEATER)

O. U .M'JHHAT MAHutfU WEEK OF JULY 9fH. DAILY at 3 and 8:15 P. M.j A MISS GRAYCE MJLLfi, Overture. B EDW. CANNON. i Eccentric Comedian. C MYLIE AND ORTH Comedy Sketch. D MISS LEONA THOMPSO Illustrated Songs: "My Heart's Totight In Texas;" "Will the Angels Let Me Play?" v E THE LAMONTS. A A Banjo and Singing Novelty Act. F EDGAR GEYER. Juggler and Equilibrist. G SEEKER WILKES & CO. Presenting a Wackface comedy Sketch. H THE PHILOSCOPE. Latest Motion Pictures. GENNETT THEATRE VAUDEVILLE.1 IRA SWISHER. Manager. WEEK OF JULY 9jH. Daily 3, 8 and 9:20 p. m. PROF. GU3 FREDERICKS Overture.? ETHEL WHITESIDE AND HER PICKANINNIES. An act that Is absolutely ! a novelty. An act that makes the aiidlence forget the dignity they think they posess. VIRGINIA HAYDEN. The worlds greatest phenominal barl- , tone. Rival of the late Helena ' Mora. i DIXON &. FIELDS. America's representative German comedians. ERNEST RENK. Illustrated songs. ' , CHAS. HECLOW. Eccentric comedian. FOUR DANCING HARRISES. Refined novelty singing and dancing. THE GENOSCOPE. The latest motion pictures. Richmond Tea, C()ffee & iGrocery Co. Country Butter Rose of Sharon Flakis 10c " Oats M Strii Beans New Potatoes .... 30c and 3cFeck Mason Jars 50c J gallon Apples 25c C. C. & L, POPULAR EKGURS $16.50 Round Trip. To Atlantic City, Cape May, Ocean City, Thursday August 2nd 15 day limit via Cincinnati and the C. & O. R. R. 56.50 Round Trip. To Niagara Falls, Thursday August 9th 12 day limit via Peru and Wabash R. R. J $12.50 Round Trip. . To Minneapolis on account of G. A. R. National Encampment, Selling dates Aug., 10, 11, 12, 13th, Return limit Aug. 31st. f i -t ' $5.20 Round Trip. To Dass Lake. $5.20 Round Trip. To Bruce Lake. ! To Winona Lake. , Season tickets, $5.50, 10 day ticket $4.15. THE DAYTON & WESTERN TRACTION CO. la effect May 5, 1906. Subject to hange without notice. MAIN LINE AAI AM A M 6.60: iM Sj tunt ft ml 0..V(7 f tt. (every 7.0Si!Utt K.fhour H(Mlf).MtllO.(H1knttl t' M f M tt.57lli.55 8.00 Katon Ar lyton " H.fW 10.v6jia.15 KkMlill.OiV NEW PARIS BRANCH f THROUGH SEKVICK) Leave Richmond for New Paris. 6:60. 6:45, 8:20, 9:20, 10JOO. 11:20, k. m., 12:20. 1:20, 2:20, 3:00. 4:20, 6:20, 6:20. 7:20, 8:20. 9:5 and 11:00 J. M. if Transfers at New Westville. t Direct connections at Dayton with 'Lima Limited" trains for Troy, Piqua fend Lima, leaving Richmond at 5:50. D:00, 12:00 a. m.. and 3;00 p. m. CONNECTIONS At Eaton with P., C. C. & St. L. for points north and south. At West Alexandria fith Cincinnati Northern It. It.; for points north and south. At Dayton with electric lines diverging for Troy, riqifc, Bldney, Lima. Xenia, Springfield, CoICuiDus, Hamilton and Cincinnati unrougn rates, tnrougo Tickets to fell points. For further Information tan Home mono 2C9. Arrangements io parties, kpeclal cars, etc., call phone or write C. O. BAKER, O. F. and P A., West Uexandrta, O. 1 MARTIN SWISHER. Agent Palladium Want Ads Pay.

SHE OF MAR'S ESCAPADE IN CITY

Miss Elizabeth McLure Enroute in Auto Stops at Wescott for Dinner. WAS VERY QUIET VISIT ALTHOUGH TALKED ABOUT IN ALL PAPERS FOR BREAKING VASSAR'S RULES MISS McLURE ATTRACTED NO ATTENTION. Last Friday Richmond was unconsciously graced by the presence of Miss Elizabeth McLure. who attained universal newspaper notoriety by the role she played in a "college escapade" which had for stase settings an automobile, an inn fifteen miles distant, and last buc not least the rigid rules of Vassar College and a dear petite maiden in her "nightie" who touched pretty feet to cool hard stone and loosened the forbidding bars on the college portals to let the tardy party back in to the walls of Alma Mater. The story goes that about two weeks before the Vassar commencement Miss McLure with Mr. R. M. Shaffer in an automobile, accompanied by her sister- and Miss Sarah Murdock on horseback, went to an inn fifteen miles from the institution of unsophisticated iearniii2 for supper and returned at a late hour when they were let In by the girl in the nightgown. The rules at Vassar required that all students must be on the campus at seven o'clock. Miss Hetty wasn't and so she was suspended for two weeks. Miss McLure passed through the city with a party of friends in a mo tor car en rente for Chicaso. She took dinner at the Westcott Hotel. AT THE THEATERS Vaudeville at the Gennett. Manager Swisher of the Gennett, is especially well pleased with the bill he has secured for his patrons this week, In that it is headed by Ethel Whiteside and her . pickiniunies, an act that is reputed to be an absolute novelty, and one that cannot fail to please the audiences. In addition to this feature, the bill provides for Virginia Iiayden, a phenomenal baritone, said to bo a rival of the late Ilelen.a Mora; Dixon and Fields, America's representative German comedians; the Four Dancing Harrises, refined novelty singing and dancing, and the Genoscope, showing the latest motion pictures. The week that closed with Saturday night's performance at the Gennett was a satisfactory one in every way, but it is expected that this week will far eclipse it. Vaudeville at the New Phillips. One of the interesting facts in connection with the vaudeville bill to bo u at the New Phillips this week 1?; if Eclgar Geyer, a former Richmond bey. will be one of the performers, presenting a Juggling and equilibrist act that i3 reported to be one of the boFt. Mr. Geier has achieved a considerable reputation in vaudeville, and it is believed his Richmond friends will take this opportunity to give him a cordial greeting. In addition. Manager Murray has secured Edward Cannon an eccentric comedian who comes with strong recommendations; Mylie and Orth, a comedy sketch team; Miss Leona Thompson in Illustrated songs. "My Heart's Tonight in Texas," and "Will the Angles Let Me Play?" the Lamonts in a banjo and singing novelty, a blackface comedy sketch by Seeker Wilkes .ft Co., and the Philoscope, showing the latest motion pictures. It is believed to be a bill of much merit. The Teat. "Experiment is the secret of success." "Yes, a fellow never knows what he can't do till he tries." Philadelphia Press. A Poor Flan. Husband-So that new girl goes out three nights a week. I'll tell you howto keep her In. Scare her. Tell her a terrible fellow called Jack the Kisser Is prowling around, kissing every girl he can catch. Wife (doubtfully) Welt, I don't know, my dear; I was a young girl once myself. I'm afraid she'd be out every night. New York Weekly. ot Jealous. "Sellers must be getting more than $U0 a week," said one salesman, referring to another salesman. ' "Why do you think so'i" asked the gentleman floorwalker. "Because I just told him I was getting that much, and he seemed ftctuallxxla to bearjt' Philadelohla Fraaa.

Good I'Uce to Swear Off. Biffers How did you come to stop smoking?. Whiffers Got stuck for - six weeks la a small village where there was only one cigar store. New York Weekly.

He Kioni It All. "Do you believe that one mind can absorb the sum total of human intelligence?" "Well, I dunno. I've got a boy who le a senior la college, you know." In Pre... The printer held her upon his knee, As fair a type as you'd wish to see. To objection he said with derision, 'Tls r.ow the hour ef going to press. But I can hold the form, I guess. To await an important decision." . Judg-e. Breakfast Food. First FreshmanJ-ltow's the board over at your place? Second Freshman Oh, all right, I guess. Tastes just like board, anyway. Lippincott's Magazine. The Impecnnlona Tenor. There was a nice fellow named Jenner, Who sani? a phenomenal ter.or. lie had little to spend. So I often would lend The tenor a ten or a tenner. Woman's Home Companion. Definite Information Wanted. She I bear you're engaged to one of those pretty Richley girls you met at the shore last summer. Is it true? He Certainly. Which one? Catholic Standard and Times. More Wl.dom Needed. The fellow who brass of his college And all his great learning 'b a bore: The man who is "proud of his knowledge" Is badly In need of pome more. Philadelphia Ledger. In Her Own Err. Her Do you believe it is true that every woman Is beautiful In the eyes of some one? Him Certainly, if she isn't blind. Chicago News. A Man of Learning. To colleges he gave much pelf; Ills fame no envious tongue can balk; He didn't lecture much himself. But WlBely let his money talk. Washington Star. Tale of Valor. Gunner I understand that the major says ten horses were killed under him? Guyer Yes, the major used to have a flat over a sausage -factory. New York World. "Down toy the River." Bonn we'll be a-feelln' fine Where the honeysuckles creep; Fish a-tuggln' at the line; Fisherman asleep! Atlanta Constitution. Fate. "I wonder why it is that all the grafters seem s prosperous." "Well, you know that God helps thosa who help themselves!" New York Life. My New Girl. Her blue eyes mind me of a doll; Her flaxen braids are fair to see; Tls truth to say that, all in all. She's Just as Swede as she can be!

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Mr. Mothdriver, the famous, yet abseatminded, golf naturalist, invariably carries a butterfly net in his golf bag, for he agrees with Mr. Horace Hutchinson that some of the best entomological specimens can be captured In the course of playing the royal and ancient game. Punch. Sure to Pleaae. Miss Jinks Oh, you must see the photographs I had taken at Camera & Co.'s. They're splendid. Miss Winks I kuew they'd be good. Camera & Co. have the finest retoucher In the city. New York Weekly. Not So liad. Jack The girl I am engaged to may not be as good as gold, but T1m (Interrupting) But what? Jack She's good for a couple of corner lots in the business center of town.-rChicago News. Hla Condition. Knlckor Is he we'l preserved? Becker More; you might even call him vfell canned. New York Sua. Summer, Scented Sumrr.er'a ! Soporific. .Soft, Sr.Iuhrious, Sweet. Sighing Strepaon, ' Sadly ' Strolling;, ' ; Seeks : Secluded Seat, -"V since. SO 5f!jr Seated, V J -Slyly ?' Sipping , Sweetnesa Seldom Seen, Bummer SlshU J Seem t So ', SeraphiOj Such Surrounding So Serene. -WWlla Leonard Clanahan fn Judg.

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