Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 153, 28 June 1906 — Page 7

..ie Richmond raiiadium, i hursday, June 28, 190b.

".. I News of the Neighborhood Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH

BOSTON. Boston, , Ind., June 27. (Spl.) Rev. Crampton iwill hold J services . "at the Christian church next Sunday mornlngiand evening. Miss Florence Parks who attended the three days session of the state Sunday school convention, as a coun- . ty delegate, returned home Thursday evening, reporting a pleasant time, and aveTy Interesting convention program. Mr. and;, Mrs. John Druley entertalnedttheifcfollowing, guests at dlDner Kunday. W.fH.Drfily and wife. Jesse Druley c-nnd family 'and Joseph y7eaney;and;wlfe. A number, of youngipooiifc were entertained atithefbxnne of the Misses Iuclla andj Grace Druley. Thursday evening.The. gueBts were entertained during the. evening with games, mubIc andi a guessing contest for which jrlzefe'i were .given. At a late hour refreshments 'were served. Several . from this place attended memorial iservlces of the Knights of Pythias at "Ablngton, Sunday.

MILTON. Milton,, Ind., June 27. (Spl) Mrs. fcmphemia Bright of Point Edwards. jOfltlrtb, Is the guest of her sister, MrV. .Marion Leverton. Mrs. Brlght's daugher,Mlss Josle of Indianapolis, BpfiA.t Sunday with t them. tf. Boyd. Mundelle, left for home pt ; San Antonio, ' Texas, Monday accompanied by his mother-in-law, Mrts. Matilda Boyd. Mrs., Benjamin Sands of Richmond and, Mrs. Reuben Stowell of Chicago, weroat F. M. Jones' Monday and fueada'y. Harry,! D. . Mlcheal of f Ann At bor , Mich., ; is ..here . with relatives. His mother, Mrs. Phebe Michael, who went to Ann 'Arbor to witness his graduation from the University of Michigan, accompanied hlm. WEEjSTER. Webster, Ind., June 27. (Spl.) A fine J girl has come J to stay with Mr. and Mrs. Vill Wilcoxen. Carl Harris spent Sunday and Monday at Wme. Charley Halsleyand Master Earl were In the village Sunday morning. Ladles' Aid Society met at Mrs. Atkinson's last Thursday. " Rev. Brown will preach at the M. E. church next Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Jahez Kenworthy of Williamsburg were the, guests of Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Steddom last Sunday.

CAMPBELLSJQWtt, OHIO. Campbellstown, Ohio, June 27 (Spl.) Virgel Eruntaugh of Eaton spent Sunday with Ott Cooper. Mr. and Mrs. Bailey of Eaton, Leslie Reid of New Paris epect Sunday with Edd Myers and wife. Miss Zelah Loan is on the sleii list. Ilarvey Widner and faaiiy, izs. Everett Yost of Eaton, Clarence fiiueby and family, William Ermine and wife and Miss Qrpha Brandenburg f this place spent Sunday" with Homey Hart and family. J. M. Cooper made a business trip to Richmond Saturday, Remember the basket meetiag July 1, next Sunday in the beautiful grove belonging to Mr. William Campbell. Everybody invited to be present with a loaded basket. Mr. B. F, Campbell and family entertained at dinner Sunday, Mrs. Frank Campbell and daughter Nellie, Mrs. Nannie Campbell of Eaton, William Campbell and wife, John Burk and family, Mrs. Ettle Davison and Mrs. Francis Paddock of this place. Prof. C. R. Coblentz and wife and son Lawrence, I. N. Aydelotte and wife spent Sunday with Joe Loan and family. Frank Thompson of Riota spent Sunday with Roy Cooper. The common school commencement which was held Friday night June 22 was well attended and they all did fine, Mrs. P. , C. Flora and Mrs. G. P. Oans ofWest Flouence spent Monday afternoon . with the formers daughter Mrs. Virgia O'Hara of this pjace. George Ermine of California took dinner Monday with F. C. Miller and family. Rev. WilliarLS of New Paris filled his regular appointment here Sunday morning and evening, Mr. Fulton Is no better at this writing. Several from here attended the base ball game at New Hope between CampjjestQwn , and Richmond. The score was 8 to 3 In favor of" the Richmond boys,' MraI( J, 4M, Copper- was called to the bed sje of 'her1 daughter Mrs. James Jackson . of New Paris,; and returned home Sunday leavlngher better, D, Wi, Cooper, and wife" of this place spent'Sujiday.wUh Charles Deem and wife of ear , Eatjpp Qhio, Lawrence " IJaey of New Paris spent Sunday here, rf n r inwwmuw" mm mmw

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Tttle la atrmanr. The Question of, title is one ef the tnest delicate ln.Germauy, a fart of wWclutfcV stranger is constantly remliid, in JLntcrcpilrse with the people, particular wtih the women. Fran ProtftAaor, 'Fran , 15! fleeter, Fran Docter, are most .'particular about their husband'a titles luetng attached to their Own natiei,,bu't,waeii it comes to milltary cl3 ltx 1b" different, and Uoth meti'n ami womeji protest vigorously acojttst this sharing, of titles. LieutcnfvonE. objects, 'to havipg his wife jaddraseCTafl Fran' Lieutenant, which ititle jbeloHgs as well to . the wife of tfleutetumt, Schmidt or' niffTf-a less mtttttcratlo tglmeut v . . .. A wonderful canary bird belongs to a fatally in Everett,' The lltUe fellow baa, the freedom of the house, flying fcrfittfcersoorer he llsteth at all times. fPTbjje good friends with every member tf the family, be is particularly attach td6 the.chlldof the house, a little girl furor five rears old. When the child femes "where the canary is he rashes Jted!y, to meet her and begins the ttsffttitlc'caxessca, pcrctyug on her iead;j -shoulders and Anally nestling pader llar ear, wbere hev reaches round tO'theroVy djjnand (ilps and kisses thejMMw'.h'ue blfd fashion. But net Cdotent'wlth thJs ardep.t,demonstratl6n slsts onklog.tluiillttle girl open refuses totftrllffisl'seefwhat the bird wlfcMash "aa ythe'BcoIda and fluttjpaif eyln fetclat her cheek until heMlIy. obtains wis owa way again. " wW.ttfeldei can Be, unless Mr. Canarysth'lnK9the.'wbite teeth oro blta of sugar orjCUttlenshit is difficult to 'conjecture. That ; he has some method -in his caprice is 'quite evident. To no orieelse d6es he show any such marked attcfltl6ln':-Bostbn Ilerald. Vo More Fatal Letters. The ripest tblg in paper Is the dls appeaVihg fclndc Soused in diluted sulphuric aftkl and then carefully glazed it woki 'llkV te pajer that abigieth, but lowly ; the , acid nibbles at the fibers underlU;irJailagtlll in a week or so the substance has clean gone out of jit and the place thereof knows it no anore. A most convenient sort of pa eS-wjvyoU-tte the one to, use it. ! Yyn ih;now lte, promissory notes v .wltpUtuaiBiiudAej'. .5 can fUrt by ( mll l(h vperf eot cVmpvWre. Yen can veaj'olj'lftlSige, if. you like, and kftr everaiiyav. abstinence rejoin rour-fOrluer1 associates." Moreover, wVre enabled; henceforth to scorn the foar fhfii some .'day ,ont adversary will tonfront,ua with "deadly parallel." ! FfomUth4'ii2i apparent that tha Jworld'a peace Is at'last within measurable dlsUncd.f reallzatlpo. The prime basis of .rows istpaper. It's over paper hat'lawsdlts and battles are chiefly waged. - Abolish. ttetles, contracts and promissory notes;and you usher in an era of all around amiability. Boston Tr "script

the Rfmedr. You're noJnlove, Robbie. You only think .you, arcj." "Well, how the. dickens am I to find out my mistake if I am mistaken?" ; 'Oh.' marry the woman by all means." nofife -K6tes.

ADUtlnrtlon. Miarress-tHaTe;you had anv exnerl

encjIp.xhtfdrefi? . ; Bridget Nope,

Tbe, Color of the Ermine. Itjs arpopular Idea that the ermine sheds ltsTirdW summer coat and that on the approach of winter a covering of snowy white fur takes its place. This was a ' natural conclusion, as a possibility, of a change in the color of the fur had not occurred to scientists. Experiments, however, have been made, and the brown . coated ermine has been placed in a very low temperature. Almost. Immediately a change was visible in .the. color of the fur, and without shedding the creature became snowy white.

Smljra. There are many kinds of smiles, each

having a distinct character. Some an

nounce., goodness and sweetness; oth

ers betray sarcasm, bitterness and

pride; some soften the countenance by

their languishing tenderness; others brighten by their spiritual vivacity. Lavater. tThreats. I consider it a, mark of great prudence In a man, to abstain from threats or any catenap'tuous expressions, for neither Qt.thp.' weaken the enemy, but threats : make "him 'more cautious, and the olBer. excites hid hatred and a desire to revenge himself . Machlavelll.

GaVdenlns In America. Gardening in , America has reached what one might call the "awkward age." Neither 'a man nor a country goes a-gardenjngiin early youth. "Men come to bulldt stately sooner than to garden finely as Bacon once said, and as every garden writing body has repeated until Sir Francis in Elysium must regret heaver made the remark, which none the less Is true. Gardening Is essentially amlddle aged enjoyment, and America being, as nations go, still young, her garden craft has the faults of youth. It has; its incongruities, inharmonies, and Mt often mistakes size and expenditure ' for " excellence. Century. In the Same Doat. The Duke of Leeds before succeeding to his titlo4 was active in politics. Once when canvassing he came upon an English shoemaker, whose vote he solicited. "Sorry," said the shoemaker, "but I'm not .going to vote for any bloomln' aristocrat. I can't afford It. I've got four children to bring up." "That's nothing," replied the duke, "I've got five, and they are all girls." The shoemaker came! up and touched him on the arm. "AJ1 right old chap," he said. "You shall have my vote. It seems to. me we are both in the same boat, and we'd better stick together." Clgrar Smoke and Lotc In Slam the lighting of a cigar indicates a "betrothal. In that country a

persoh .wishing to become betrothed to the girl of his choice offers her a flower

or takes a light from a cigar or a cigarette if she'habDchs to have ona in her

mouth, and 'thereupon, provided there is no Impediment in 'to bjrth months

ana years or tne respective parties.

steps are at once .taken to arrange for the paymenVof the'dowry. The families of the' bfi'de, ad' bridegroom ha v

each to provide'at least ? 1,000. In Calabria, as in certain parts of India, a

lighted taper or a lighted pipe betokens

the acceptance of the suitor for the

uunq oi akiaay m .maraage. m sioena it is the custom that'when a eultor,has been accepted by a girl she presents

him with a box of cigars and a pair of

suppers as a sigh that he is to be

CALL OF THE wTLD.

When the weather man Is dishing Waves of beat at every throw. Then if ever man goes fishing: Is the time he wants to go. Bo he fills a brimming flagon. Gets some tackle and a tent And then. Jumping In the wagon. Tells the man to let her went. Hear Those wheels Buzzing in your head? ? Feel That queer sensation Gnawing at you Under your new $1-28 Washable vest? That is the call of the wild. Nature, Who never was bashful. Speaks right up and says: "Man, You blooming chump. Come away From that hot town! Come to the woods. Where there is nothing But solitude And mosquitoes." And. as we said In the delightful And immortal little verse At the top Of this spasm, He goes. Sure, He goes. He aoesn't know any better. Though experience Has rapped him over the knuckles Many times. He goes Looking for a bite. And the mosquitoes And gnats. Knowing why he Is there. Accommodate him Good and plenty.

Her Test

Mabel Brown Is an old bear. Flo I don't know; he never hugged me.

When We Appreciate. We have become so used to the many wonderful Inventions and appliances of the present age that we take them as a matter of course, going about our work as. though we hid always had the locomotive, the telophone, the telegraph and double jointed collar buttons. It Is only when some special thing occurs that we are brought up suddenly and made to wonder how we would ever get along, without them. Such a condition exists at the present moment. If it', were not for the Atlantic cable flashing intelligence under the seas at so much per flash we would never know from day to day what John D. Rockefeller, now rusticating in France, had for breakfast the day before. Qt course the workl could get along without knowing. So could we get along without suspenders, but we would feel ajl of the time as though something were lacking.

Silvery Linings. There's no use in crying, la moaning and sighing, While sunny days lighten The gray hours of gloom. Be happy, my dearie, And smiling and cheery; Tour burden will brighten And blossom ahd bloom.

Purifying Politics. "lie would vote for a yellow dog if it were on his party, ticket." "Say, it would be quite an improvement, too, over some of our modern officials, wouldn't you think?"

7r Only In Name. "He is determined after this to lead the simple life." "I had no idea he had as much money aa all that"

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Oh, Mary Jane, your fate is plain. But with the beauties still you rank. Because, forsooth, each smiling youth Knows you have money In the bank!

PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Some men wear their price mark so conspicuously that it Is embarrassing to be caught looking in their direction. At present investigating committees seem to be paying more attention to nerve tonics than to whitewash.

A good complexion is one that is

powder proof.

Bachelors' buttons are appropriately

worn with bleeding hearts.

Responsibility sits but lightly upon

the man who has given no hostage.

We would like to have the coal man

take notice that while we burn money Tor pleasure without grumbling, when we burn it for necessities we want out

money's worth.

An occasional lapse Into honesty la

apt to prove the undoing of a rascal.

Agreed With Her.

After an all night session with the boys a husband wended his way home, arriving - there at about , 5 a. m. He found his wife waiting! for him in the dining-room, the confusion of-furniture Indicating that she had been having an

unhappy time.

"This; Is a. nice time torA you to b coming jtne," snapped' the' wife. "Yes,"' admitted the erring ' husband

"If s a lovely morning.

"I. haven't slept a wink this blessed

night." "with a severe took.

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