Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 153, 28 June 1906 — Page 3

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Treating:, Wrong Disease. ! Many. times women call on their family physicians, suffering, as they imagine, ,one-fr6m dyspepsia, another from heart disease, another from liver or kidney diBease.ano then from nervous exhaustion or prostration, another with pain here and jtlterc, and in this way-thoy all present alike to themselves and their easy-going and indifferent,,or over-busy doctor, separate and distinct diseases, for which he, assuming themito be such, prescribes his pills and potions. In reality, they are all only symptoms caused by some uterine disease.: The physician, ignorant of the pause of-suffering. encourages this practice until lRe;bils are made. The suffering patient gets no.better, but probably (werse; (by reason of theidelay. wrong treatment, and'eonsequenv com plications." A -proper. med lei ne j 1 1 ke ; Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, dtrected to the cause wouldjhafe.entIreIy removed the disease," thereby. 'dispelling , all. those t distressing, symptoms, ;and instituting comfort in-, stead . of ; prolonged misery. It t has been well. said, tha" a disease known is' half i jcured." ' I Dr. Pierce's, Favorite.Prescrlntlon is a.

colenti nc medicine, carefullyi devised .by.

,v Jan experienced ; and skillful? physician,

rajid adapted to woman s delicate system. $t to made of native medicirtvn roots and Us perfectly harmless tin its effects in any condition uf the Hystem. i As a powerful invigorating tonic "Fa,YorltePrescrIptlon " imparts strength to ,the whole sysun-and' toithe organs dls.tinctly'femfnine in particular. For overworked, "worn-out." "run-down," dcbllijtated teachers, milliners, dressmakers, 'seamstresses; "shop girls," house-keepers, Iriurslng mothers, and feeble.women generally. Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription! !is the. greatest earthly - boon, being un-1 'equaled as an appetizing cordial and re'storatlve.tonlc. f As a soothing and strengthening nerv,!nn Favorite Prescription " is unequaied andtis Invaluable, In allaylna:, and sub-'

'duing ' nervous excitability, irritability,

nervous.exhatistlon, nervous prostration, neuralgia? hysteria. - spasms,. chorea, St.VltUs's dance, and other distressing, nervous'symptbms'eommonly attendant upon functional i and organic Idisease of the uterus.; Itl induces refreshing sleep and relloveSimental'anxiety and despondency. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigorate

i the. s'tofftach,' liver and bowels. One to.

three a dose. La.$y to take as candy.

i..Strawberi

i Season

' Fresh berries, per

'Canning:, 3 qts fori

Raspberries, per.

Phone orders tfaithully filled :

and promptly deliver

!RICHMOHD'.TEAllCOFFEE.

AND GROCER! CO. Phone 138 715 Main St.

UrfORO WOMEN, WHO ARE REPORTED TO FIGHT AS WELL AS

THE MEN. The recent battle at Mount Dajo and the consequent discussion In this country over the alleged killing of the women have brought out the statement that the wives and mothers among this strange people are as fierce warriors as are the males of the tribe. General Wood's report states that it was impossible to dlstinguishthem. The Moro females, as is common with savages, do the work of the'tribe.

THE NEW PHILLIPS VAUDEVILLE THEATER , O, G .MURRAY MANAGER. WEEK OF JUNE 25th

DAILY at 3 and 8:15 P. M. i AMISS GRAYCE MILLER, , Overture.

HAYDN. , The Concertina King. JOHN & CARRIE MAC

Bit of Humor and som

The Finish

Ml S3 LEONA THOMPS

Illustrated songs. IVY, DELMAR & IVY. I In their clever sketc

of Alexander," THOS. F. SHEA.

' Comedy Singing and Dancing. . WILLS A BARRON. i "Hooligan as the Insurance Agent.'

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od songs.

THE PHILISCOPE.

, "The Shooting Expedition"

"Those Terrible Kids."

and

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AT THE THEATERS

Vaudeville at the Phillips. Despite the extremely warm weather large crowds are witnessing the vaudeville at the New Phillips this week, assured of tho net that the house will be comloi tivblo owing to the large number of fans eight that have been 'nslallod to insure the comfort of the patrons. The bill offered this week Is ono that is being much praised, as it offers a wide varlety of entertainment put on by capable performers. Thomas F. Shea, who appears as a tramp, dolus singing and dancing, is one of the best of eccentric dancers, some of his steps not having been duplicated by any performer who has preceded him at the New Phillips. Haydn, theconcrtina king., who introduces. the bill, Is a pleasing performer and always gets a cordial response from the audience.

Always the Contrary. "Is your wife's mother still with you?" asked Singleton. 4 "No," answered Wedderly; "she's still against me every time there Is a family argument ou tap." Detroit Free Tress. Mistaken Identity. "You say that your friend was utterly prostrated by a mere case of mistaken Identity?" "Yes. He mistook a toadstool for a mushroom." Washington' Star.

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ity our Richmond Export Efeec is the

'Beer to drink.

It Is the flavor and Kealfhfulness that constitutes quality In Bfer. , TMa It possible by the be material ' and modern brewing facilities.

THE, MIHCK) BREWING GO.

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AL. H. KfUNT 7 North Nnth

Can sell or tr

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I'thinerto realcstile. Sec him.

FIRST EXCURSION OF THE) SEASON TO : MICHIGAN CITY VIA G. G. & L. RAILROAD $2.00 ROUND TRIP Special Train loaves Richmond at 10:30 p. m. Saturday Night, June 30 ! ArrlvesvMlchlgan City 6 a. m'Sunday. Returning (oaves, Michigan City 7 p. m. Sunday. For particulars ask j C. A. Blair, P.'& T.Ai Richmond

Firecracker

to Btf. Oh, brother. In the dai s of old. tho palmy days of yore, When we had jBfieen cents to spend at Hciyy Tljton's store To celebrate the gloried Fourth, we al-wayj-liurrled back Wlthftree large cracker bunches that

ere straight five cents a pack!

came from China, and right in tha

midst of them was seen

One wonderful firecracker that waa wrap

ped in palest green.

And you remember, brother, how we fired them one. by; one. Made "fizxers"; ofthd ones that failed to go offflike a 'gun And doled Hhem ou in miser bits, for then we must take care

To keep our fun a-golng till the evening

on the square?

When there would be skyrockets and red

fire and all the rest

We always kept tho green one as the last

one and the best.

llo, nowadays they shoot the things a

thousand at a time.

And we might buy a dozen packs, they

tell me. for a dime!

But none of all the modern ones can boom

with half the Joy

Of those that came from China for the

wonder of each boy

And fizzed and spat and sputtered till our

fingers were all blacked

And then the wondrous green one! You

remember how it'eracked! Judge's Magazine of Fun.

Adulterated. lie They say there are microbes kisses.

She Yes; everything Is adulterated

nowadays. Yonkers Statesman.

DnerTw a Medal. He la no hero In the fray. , , Yet he is loyal, brave and strong The man who seeks a holidav

And takes his two small boys afong. Washington Star. His Figure's. Tie's a great man on figures." "Mathematician?" No; ladies' tailor' Minneapolis Journal.

jriSTG CES - A N D ' J ESTS." " " ' "Two Miles a Minute, Twomilesaminute 1 Geehowwefiy 1 , Bwiftaeameteor Streaklngthesky. I Whatlathatblur? "f Onlythetrees. Lookatthemwave My , whatabreeze I ' Ahonkandarush, Aflashandasmell Whatdidwehit? Didsomebodyyell? AJarandascream Itlookcdlikeahorse; )tellingnow; Keeptothecourse. utoftheroad! Giveusashow! Twomilesaminute Geehowwego! "ewark News.

Bine as Thunder.

sky certainly is cheerful to-

is, and that's rather

The

day." "It surety straupre too." "Why?"

"Because it's so blue." Philadelphia

Tress,

Power.

Chappy I tell you when I read about some of Edison's wonderful inventions

It make3 me think a little.

Miss Cutlery les; isn't It remarka

ble what electricity can do? New York

LiTe. Smile. Smile awhile. While you smile Another smiles. And soon there's miles And miles Of smiles. And life's worth while If you but smile. Chicago Record-Herald.

Legally Advised. First Burglar Did Bill git much out uv dat last burglary? Second Burglar No. He got so little dat his lawyer advised him ter plead guilt'. Judge. A Tip. Fool others if you can, my friend; They'll do the same to you. But never try to fool yourself, For that would never do. Denver Post.

this

, Act Unfinished Course. "Does your son graduate

month?" "Oh, no! He has another year on the track team." Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Good Advice. Let us then be up and doing; See if you can't strike your gait; Throw away the rag you're chewing And bat a home run while you wait. American Spectator.

Sound. "Do- you regard that man's arguments as sound?" "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. "That and nothing else." Washington Star.

Local Color. Vow the green Is on the hillside . ' And the mauve is on the rocks. But for variegated colors Look on all the summer socks. Judge. A Fighting: Chance. Ta, what's a fighting chance?" That, my son. Is Irish for a difficult proposition." Detroit Free Press.

Marr's Little Chaaffear. Mary had a little lamb That gamboled on the street; An automobile came along Now Mary's lamb is meat.

Tne Climber. "With you to share my lot," he vowed, "1 11 climb to dizzy heights." Alack! His climbing has not made her proud. For he Is but a steeplejack. Judge. A"'Conlllctlnsr Influences. Green Has Jaggsby's wife any Influence over him? Brown She has when he isn't under the influence of liquor. Detroit Tribune. ' That Peck of Trouble. All men must have their "peck of woe;" Ko single man's above It. But lots of married men we know . Must have their henpeck of it. Houston Post,

Yh Lannd IF Ureadl auudl Dtnfttei?' South Dakota is Long on Wealth and short on people. Today it presents the best opportunities in America for those who want to get ahead on the Highway to Independence. More than 47,000,000 bushels of corn, more than 47,000,000 bushels of wheat, live stock to the value of $41,000,000, hay to the value of $12,000,000, and products of the mines above $12,000,000, were some of the returns from South Dakota for 1905. With a population of only 450,000, and the annual production of new wealth above $166,000,000, it can be readily understood why South Dakota people are prosperous and happy. The outlook for 1906 crops is the best South Dakota has ever known. Why don't you go there and investigate the openings, along the new lines of this railway for yourself? From Chicago, and from many other points in Illinois, Minnesota, Iowa Missouri, direct service to South Dakota is offered via The Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway Its main lines and branch lines fairly gridiron the rich agricultural and stock country of South Dakota. Its mileage in South Dakota is more than 1,200 miles, and by the building of extensions is being rapidly increased. , A New Line is now being built from Chamberlain, S. D., to Rapid City, S. D.t through Lyman, Stanley and Pennington Counties. Some of the best opportunities for success are along these new lines. The railway company has NO farm lands for sale or rent. If you are interested, it is worth while to write today , for, a new book on South Dakota. It will be sent free by return mail. .J

CHICAGO

F. A. MILLER, General Passenger Agent,

Thanlcfal. "Let us go thankfully on our way,'

says a iiiimue Drotiier, "and if we

can't be thankful let's say nothing and saw wood." Atlanta Constitution.

The Fortune Hunter. "Miss Goldlsid-j. for you." he cried, "I dgive my life." But clearly He merely meant 'twas his Intent To sell It very dearly. Catholic Standard and Times.

A Natural Inquiry.

Mike Well, Hooligan's shtopped worrying about bis life insurance poll

er.

FIRST DISTRICT. South of Main, West of 7th. 11-2 1st and S C, Piano Factory. 1-3 2nd and S. B. 14-4th and S. D. 1-5 5th and S. B. 1-6 5th and S. H. : 1-8 7th and S. C.! 1-9 7th and S. J. t-. SECOND DISTRICT. South of Main between 7th and lltlx 2-1 8th and Main. 2-3 -8th and S. E. : 2-4 7th and S. G. j 2-5 9th and S. A. ; 2-6-10th and S. CJ 2-7 llth'and Main.

2-S 11th and S. J.

THIRD DIST:

South of Main,

3-1 12th and S. B.

3-2 12th and S. E

3-4 14th and Mai

3-514th and S. 3-6-lSth and'8

3-7 20th' and Mai

3-8 15th and S FOURTH

North of Main, We

Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH

PERT PARAGRAPHS.

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STRiOr. of 10th to riveft

Robinson's shop.

Pay day looks a long way off when you are out of a job. Some folks send trouble a field glass when it Is out looking for them. Never neglect today what you can

j neglect tomorrow.

Few men have sufficient delicacy of feeling to know what hurts a woman. In the case of an unhappy marriage couusel prescribes absent treatment till the divorce hospital is ready for an operation.

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,4-1 3d and MainJ

4-2 3d and N. C.

4-3 City Buildingl 4-4 8th and N.G

4-5 Gaar, Scott Sd

4-6 No. 1 Hose

4-7 Champion Mi

4-8-10th and N. t

4-9 9th and N.

4-12 City Electrii

FIFTH D

.West Richmond 5 W. 3rd and

&-1 W. 3d and 5-2 W. 3d and 5-3 W. 3d and

5-4 W. 1st and

5-5 State and 5-6 Grant and 5-7 Hunt and

5-S Grant and

5-9 Bridge Aveliue, Paper" Mill.

5-12 Earlham ollege. SIXTH DISTRICT. North of D East of 10t!u 6-1 Railroad S ops. 6-2 Hutton's C offin Factory 6-3 Hoosier Dr 11 Work- . . 6-4 Wayne Wc rks. 6-5 City Mill Corks. 6-6 15th and 12 R. 6-7 13th nd if H. SEVENTH DIST RI0T. , Between Main aifd N-vtb. D. East of . h lpth. r - 7 9tb" and N. k. ,7-1 11th and N B." 7-2 14th and IE C. 7-3-No. 3 HosefHous :7-4 ISth and NlC. A, 7-5 22d and N. B. ' SPECIAL SIGNALS.! 2- 2-2-Patrol Call. !. 3- 3-3 Fire Pressure. 1-2-1 Fire out. 3 Fire pressure off.

Cincinnati txauraron.

Sunday, July 1st! Pennsylvania Lines excursion trainWeaves 7:00 a. m. $1.25 round trip Trom Richmond. 26-28-30.

farmers' Sundffly:

Pape

A small boy can put down In a hurry all of the jam his mother can put up in a season. Being made by another man makes a man feel like swearing at the job. No one likes to play second fiddle, but most are willing to help on the anvil chorus. Don't crack Jokes at the expense of others If you want to do something serious at their expense. It isn't better to have played and lost than never to have played at all. Many a man has won a reputation for wisdom by being a good guesser. The man who has but one Idea in bis head never has to search for it.

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