Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 153, 28 June 1906 — Page 2

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IS AT BEST in But One Inning Was Boston Able to Find His Curves Yesterday. REDS STILL DROPPING BROOKLYN HAS A BATTING STREAK AND SCORE TEN RUNS IN CONTEST WITH PHILADELPHIA TEAM. NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt

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Chicago .... 45 19 .703 Plttaburg,.. 40 19 .678 NowYork ..t.. .. 41 21 .661 PWlaflelphiat,. .. 32 33 .492 Brooklyn.. ..-i.. 24 37 .393 Cincinnati....... .. 25 40 .384 Pt.;liOUls ......... .. 24 41 .369 Boston HM ...... 21 42 .343

' Publishers' Press ! Boston June 27. Tn only on Inning IdldHhei Boston Nationals find Math'ewson. pitching today In the sixth inaiing -when. they tied the : score. The jNew.vYork's -however,' won out in the .ninth. Score: R Hi Ee fN.Y. ... 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 x 6 7 1 CBobj.O 0 0 0 0 40 0 04 5 2 Mathewson and i Bowerman ; Pf elteterand Onelll. Umpires Conway landtomslle. . ' BROOKLYN HIT' HEAVY. ; PHfladelphta,. June 27. All Phllatfelphia'Sipitchers looked, alike to the Brooklyn Nationals today and they hammered , them at-will, winning easily. Score: R. H. E. Droo ... 4 0 3 0 0 1 2 0 010 14 1 000000000 3 3 Phil ... 0 Batterles--Strlcklett and Bergen; Sparks, Roy, Christie and Dooln. Umpire Johnstone. REDS LOST AGAIN. CfnclnnatI, June 27. nunchlng of nits In the seventh inning gave the Pittsburg Nationals the game over Cincinnati today. Score: R. H. E. Pitts Cin . . 00000030 03 10 2 . 00000010 01 7 3 flatteries Phillip! and Gibson; Frazer and Livingstone. Umpire D'Day. 0TOIIZA. The Kind 'You Have Always BougW , v All Right For- Boy. "It must be very unpleasant to be king of Spain." "I don't know. Every-day-is Fourth of July wlQ him." She .Gets . 'Em. Sweet pring,lBtherevthoug-hbe was late, And;rutnmsrvB packfed an' on i her way; .1 mi - . . . . xum luuiarar tsiriV)iKup.io,aais Has cema to steaVofer fiearta away Andjjarhen, she est '.eraaue.wllljtle k Tbm , w,At hS ' , trrartaBtnto J A a , . A . V Aoa1 : ,wxxcasT.w WhufCStli Abimari A r away nerinet I Bhe'lhraunnur.to ', t V . l. 1 1 UlV.'THUHfHtC. rNowVnredld I'.those. trophies Ret 7 I woofler where; Irwomderwhere." " A Common Kind. "She .wouldn't marry. unless she could iv&rXamnmadeto order." 'Yvto' order about, I presume NuttiFor.Jiloi. Th.asfitarlahi)Waka. aroun Hla- features, alRasrlow. And u heareads Yh muck-rake screeds XI aays, "I told you ao.". success Seo us al satisfaction and economy. )3yir VHOMWt --nit NO MORHm YaW W NO USi 914 Main St.

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Baseball Results Yesterday.

NATIONAL LEAGUE. New York 6; Boston 4. Brooklyn 10; Philadelphia 0. Pittsburg 3; Cincinnati 1. New York 6. AMERICAN LEAGUE. Cleveland 3; Detroit 5. Chicago 3; St. Louis 0. Philadelphia 5; Washington 0. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. (First Game.) Milwaukee 8; St. Paul 5. (Second Game). Milwaukee 7; St. Paul 4. Louisville 3; Toledo 4. Columbus 2; Indianapolis 3. Kansas City 2; Minneapolis 1. - - INTERSTATE LEAGUE. (First Game.) Marlon 4; Ft. Wayne 2. (Second Game.) -Marion 3; Ft. Wayne 2.

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CLUB STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt. Toledo 40 26 .667 Milwaukee 37 26 .581 Columbus 40 29 .579 Louisville 33 30 .538 Kansas City 31 33 .484 Minneapolis ...... 30 36 .455 St. Paul .. 24 40 .375 Indianapolis ...... .. 24 41 .361

INTERSTATE LEAGUE Club Standing. Won. Lost PCt. Flint .. .. ... 32 Ft. Wayne .. :.. ... . 31 Marion .. .. .. 29 Anderson.. . . ., 24 Lima ,m IS 17 21 20 25 29 .673 .594 .592 .490 .383 -j tt t Bsantba Iha Kind You. Haw Always Bought ine Mno you Have Always Signature ..of THE C'O U KTfty BOY'S L'Atvl EtfT Can't so In the parlor, now Sonee boarders 'came. Maw gits queer vldees sumhow Wen Boarders come. Must, ha vemy 'face washt each day (Gosh. ft wlsht they'd stay away!) Dasaent have a word to say Wen' boarders come. Got to wear a tie that's knit W'cn boarders come. Maw says, "Keep spruced up a bit." Wen boarders come. Paw an' maw an sis an I . . Must eat what's: left over why, J I ain't had a piece of pie Senca kingdom comet Dassent go barefoot no mora Sence boarders f came. lfofT the patched Jeens I wore . I Sence boarders came. Got to lend 'em all my things. Traps an' rods an' flehin' strings; Got to show 'em all the springs, .. Wen boarders come. 'A 1-1 Wen-ipaw gits vacation crops Of boarder' folks Thcnmy vacation stops, ' ..: An' I Jest coax .V Her for. -to let me go an' stay In the city .far away. - . .Where' If a 'quiet, cool, an they Don't take boarders. f-F. P.'Pttaer In New Tork Herald. Ambition. "Traveler wanted for mineral water firm. Steady rise." Scraps. Not That Kind of Er. A vegetarian sitting next to a stranger in a restaurant before . long took occasion to advertise his creed by telling him that all meat was injurious and that the human diet should be strictly vegetarian. . "But," replied the stranger, "I seldom eat meat." "You just ordered eggs," said the vegetarian. "An egg is practically meat, because it eventually becomes a bird." "The kind of eggs I eat never become birds," answered the stranger quietly. "Good heavens!" cried the vegetarian. "What kind of eggs do you eat?" "Principally boiled eggs," said the stranger. Philadelphia Ledger. - Eaar. "Did you sell horses to those two customers yesterday?" we asked of our friend the horse dealer. "Yes." "Make anything?" "Off of Jones yes." v "Jones? Why, Jones "was the one that said he knew all about horses." "I know. lie was easy. The other fellow didn't know a thing about them and brought around three or four experts before he would buy." New York Life.

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HT THE TOP Defeats Washington in Decisive Manner and Regains the Leadership. 1 CLEVELAND LOST AGAIN BLUES OUTHIT DETROIT BUT WERE UNABLE TO WIN TWO OTHER GOOD CONTESTS IN THE AMERICAN.

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AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt. Philadelphia 36 23 .610 Cleveland 35 23 .603 New York 35 24 .593 Chicago 31 27 .536 Detroit .. 32 28 .533 St. Louis 31 29 .517 Washington 20 28 .442 Boston 16 44 .267

rPubllshers' Press Washington, June 27 Defeating the Washington Americans today enabled the Philadelphia Athletics to regain the lead in the pennant race. Score: . R. H. E. Phil ..... 10100001 25 11 2 Wash ... 00000000 00 3 0 Batteries Plank and Powers; Hughes and Wakefield. Umpire O'Laughlin. BLUES AGAIN BEATEN. Detroit, June 2T. Although, the Cleveland Americans batted harder than the Detroits, the ratter bunched their hits and again defeated the Blues. Score: R. H. E. Clev .... 0 0 0 10 0 Det 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 23 12 1 1 0 05 9 1 Batteries Eele and Bemis; Siever and Schmidt. Umpires Evans and Connolly. WHITE WAS EFFECTIVE. St. Louis, June 27. White kept the St. Louis hits well scattered today and the Chicago Americans shut out the Browns. Score: R. H. E. Chi 00000002 13 3 1 St. L... 0000000 0 00 8 4 Batteries White and Sullivan; Howell and Spencer. Umpire Sheridan. GAME OF GIVE AND TAKE. New York, Juno 27. It was give and take in the lead of today's game, but the New York Americans proved the better stayers and won from the Bostons. Score: R. H.E. Bost 00030110 05 12 5 N. Y. ... 0 1 0 0 0 3 1 1 x 6 11 2 Batteries Winters and Armbruster; Orth and Kleinow. UmpiresConnor and Hurst. A Doubter. (said the pessimist), ' Not meaning to offend, If there are men who like to flsM Or If they Juat pretend. It may be sport to work all day To land one ahlny fin. But tell me, you who play the game, Juat where the fun comes In. The fisherman with ancient clothes And tackle bright -and new Starts out before the' break of day And walks an hour or two; Then he must stand and let the aun Beat down upon his back. And in the evening with three fish Or four he travels back. Perhaps he renta a heavy boat And for a weary day Fulls several times around the lake And calls the labor play. And when for all his work and pains He doesn't get a bite He must Invent a batch of Ilea To tell the boys at night. I can (he grumbles) understand. If there ia oh the side An ice cold jug that to the face Is frequently appHed, But just in fishing by Itself, In landing three or four, I wonder it down in their souls The thing is not a bore. To Scare Them OIL "Really, Miss Plainest should hire out to some farmer as a scarecrow. "Are the crows bad around here?" "No; the city hunters are." Missed a Grand Chance We can deeply sympathize with the Vienna man who was challenged to fight 151 duels. A man would have to take more than a passing interest in any cause to be anxious to die for it 151 times In one day, but as only his honor was involved he didn't feel like standing up to be shot at that many times. ;It may be great. for the honor, but It Is mighty poor for the digestion to have a mau trying to give a good Imitation of a sieve and partially succeeding. But as we understand the European duel there was not much danger of that In fact, if all accounts are true he would have been safer on the field of honor than at home, for at the latter place he might catch the measles or the whooping cough. On the whole It looks to us as though the gentleman in declining has overlooked a bet Think what a figure with the ladles the hero of 151 duels would have cat.

WHY PRICES WENT UP.

Some of the Cor ton. Effects of (he Recent Boom In the Cost of Ice. We went over to the "parlor" across the way and called for a "brick of mixed and put down the price we had paid always before. The young lady chirped, "Five cents more, please." We asked why and wherefore. "Ice has gone up," she said. Ah, yes, so. Ice up from $3 to $3 a ton, ice cream from 35 to 40 cents a quart. Exactly. This led us to investigate. We found the following facts approximately, allowing something, of course, to a deep Inward activity of feeling: Our beef went up because of Increased refrigeration cost A bunch of radishes cost 2 cents more. Oranges Jumped and all kinds of fruits. But we did not see Just why kindling wood went up 25 cents a barrel. Of course it was easy after we found it out It cost more to supply the. kindling splitter with Ice water. Then bricks went up 40 cents a thousand. The owner of the brickyard ran the ice plant, and the rise In bricks was a purely sympathetic movement, like the inflammation of the eye because the other has got a cinder in it. Then we discovered that a corner lot we wanted had gone up $100. This stumped us until we learned the Intimate connection between this corner lot and Ice. The lot owner, it seems, had got shut up for three hours In a refrigerator, and contact with ice bad imbued him with the idea that everything was going up. But the most singular effect of the ice boom came out as follows: We asked for an Increase of salary and got the frosty face, the glacial glance and the Icy eye all lu a moment. Then we realized that ice was up, and it was costing more to congeal employing interiors, leaving Just so much less for the interiors of the submerged classes. Judge. Chemistry and Lot's Wife. A professor, of chemistry in one of our prominent colleges asked his pupils to bring original questions on chemical changes as part of their next day's lesson. When the time arrived the professor asked the pupils how they succeeded. One young man, with a twinkle in his eye, raised his hand. "Well, what is the question?" asked the professor. "What two chemical changes did the wife of Lot undergo?" The professor, who prided himself on his knowledge of chemistry, was puzzled. At last he confessed that he did not know. "First she turned to robber and then she turned into a pillar of salt," said the funny student. Judge's Magazine of Fun. Even at Last. "In the dark, still hours some one shouted 'Burglar!' " "You don't say?" "Yes, and then we all rushed put of our apartments and down the steps. In the shadows of a corner we saw a crouching figure." "GraciousT" "And we pummeled hiru until ho was black and blue. Then the lights were turned on and everybody gave a cheer that could be heard a block." "How exciting! And It was really the burglary "No, it was the janitor. We had made a mistake, but everybody got the chance to settle up an old grudge." Detroit Tribune. Raral Lorfc. Uncle Hiram Brother Eben's son has stained glass winders In his new house. , Aunt Samantha Yew don't tell! That comes from marryln' one uv them good for nothln' city gals. I reckon she's too pesky lazy to wash th' stains off. Chicago News. Ambigruoas. From her seat in the bow she turned cautiously, giving him a roguish 'smile. He, from the stern, murmured, "If we were not in a canoe I should certainly kiss you." "Sir she said, "take me ashore ttS once!" Houston Post To the Point. Percy Bore Love you? Why, girl, I love you from the word "go." Miss Sharp Then please go. ' The Critic. Assistant Editor Golly, what a stale one you accepted on Marcus Aurelius! Editor Well, If I hadn't accepted it the author would have thought I dldnt know who Marcus Aurelius was. American Spectator. . His Part. "Look here," remarked the thrifty roan to his extravagant wife, -"you're carrying too much sail, my lady." "I don't know why you should bother about that," she retorted.' "No?" said he. "I think I should elnce I have to raise the wind.

Bronn-ht Down the Hoate. Critic I hear that the new man's acting broueht down the house. Manager Yes, it did. In one week It broughl down the house from 800 to 10 people And the attendants. Palladium Want Ads Pay.

Lemon Sn.ps An appetizing nibble with the flavor of the refreshing lemon. A revelation in modem baking. ' Humor and Philosophy 'By DUNCAN N. SMITH THE LAUGHING MAN. The man who laughs at everything The ancient Joke, the latest Jest; Throws back his head and pulls the string And chronic blues knocks galley westIs all right when lie works his fad At Just the proper place to roar. Unless the joke's on you, eg-ad; Then he's a nuisance and a bore. His laugh infectious rings aloud Where weary men for pleasure meet; It ripples all around the crovd And then escapes inta the street. And if the joke's on Jones or Brown His guffaw always makes a hit. But how you want to call him down If you're the victim of some wltl If ha is tickled moat to death He doesn't do the thing by half, But while he has an ounce of breath He spends it on a roaring laugh. His wide jaws on his hinges turn To give his vocal chords full play. When you're the victim how you yearn To atop It with a bale of hay It's all right if the laugh is there To join and give your mirth full rein. But ..when a burs saw rips the air And rattles on the window pane Tou want to call for the police To put the kibosh on his blat. To make him swear to keep the peace. If you're the one he's laughing at. . Common Place. "He was wound ed in seven places In one battle." "Seven places! Where were they?" "One was In his left knee, and the other six were in his imagination." " Hare on Mars, If in that faroff. planet fair There are abodes of living men. It happy creatures live up there, We really pity them, for when Our present crop of grafters Is knocked Sky high and drift oft Into space, When they decide their game is blocked Down hero, they'll wing a merry race To other worlds all uncontrolled By legislation's Iron grip; They'll get on. Mars a strangle hold. And1 gay ly they'll the boodle flip. No muck rake there to spoil their dreams, No big stick's shadow o'er them whirl ed, . But with their old and well tried schemes The grafters there will own the world. Signs of. His Finish. If the czar's soldiers go back on him, as they threaten to do, he might as well throw up the sponge if he has one and make the best terms be can. He and his brave son and ail of the grand dukes canno't lick the entire . Russian people, especially if some of the latter are armed with bombs. As-long as the czar is surrounded by a few companies of loyal soldiers and a squad of police and has private detectives in all of the trees around his palace it is hardly a safe form of amusement to make faces at him, but Just let him take bis two hands as a naked proposition for his only defense and Battling Nelson or even the village blacksmith would make short work of him. As long as no one not In his pay is allowed to come within throwing distance of him he looks every Inch a czar, but just let his Cossacks be bitten by the revolution microbe and his snap would be over. Color to Shy At "Strong drink has been the curse of the Indian." "Where he makes a mistake Is In looking upon the cup when he is red." Anything to Shut It OfL To elevate the Chinese stage The weary listener might Be sorely tempted to engage A man with dynamite. 0 Wouldn't Stand For It. "Why did you start a fight. with that boy?" - "He said I couldn't swear any bettei than hla uncle's parrot.'' Doubtful Praise. This Is what I call a good cigar." "It does smell as though it were all wooL"

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