Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 136, 9 June 1906 — Page 4

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The Richmond Palladium, Saturday, June 9, 1900.

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM

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SHAKESPEARE DOWN TO DATE ..THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH.. fourth of the Series of Translations of the Bard of Avon's Historic Masterpieces.

NCE, when the hoot men of the oatmeal kingdom weie at Minneapolis, or Bom's other Norwegian town, scrapping with the Svens and OI3, a Scotch alderman named Macbeth did the enemy so much dirt that everybody was talking about It. He and his main heeler, Banquo, got so numerous and abusive on the field of carnage that the taffy-haired foe lost count of them and hiked for Medicine Hat as if Carnegie had offered them a library. The King of Caddieland at that time was Duncan. This Dunk was too white a man to hold a big job In those pre-exposure days. He believed in people. How foolish of him. He was bo thoroughly pleased when he and his two boys heard about what a swath Macbeth had cut in the ranks of the Gov. Johnson vote that he remarked to a little covey of highball Inventors with him at the time that anything Macbeth wanted was hls'n. "There's nothin' to It," he concluded, eloquently. Now this Macbeth party was as spooky as they make 'em. A little too much excitement, a few .spiked lemonades a casual murder or two, and It was the pale green elephants and lavender Ichthyosaurll for his, with now and then a cerise mastodon bellowing through the herd, looking for its calf. So when he and Bank were hurrying home before the return coupons on their tickets shoulfl expire, a squad of toothless damosels with wrinkles and whiskers and the complection of a London fog headed them off and passed them a consignment of con about Mac's being King some day and Bank's being the father of a few monarchs. There never was a 22-short man that didn't think Hq was a 16-inch breech-loader in disguise, so it was the buzzy hive in the headgear of Mac and Bank from then on. Mac wrote home to his wife and told her all about the occult hunch, and Mrs. Mac said:"Yes, but what'll he do with a tip like that. Lie around and swell up over It, and never do a thing to make good. He's one of those mealy-mouthed S. P. C. .A's that, just because a man's a friend of his, he hesitates about killing him. The aluminum cardiac for mine. I'll dast him and dast him till he dassent do nothing bul what I dast him to till he has saw his duty and did it." So when Mac comes home, after a brief Interview with Dunk, and tells the old girl that the high guy would warm their spare bed that night, Lizzie tosses him a wink and says: "But when, will he leave eh?" "To-morrow," says Mac, not being on. "Unless my dope Is away to the erroneous," says Lizzie, "that to-morrow of Dunk's will be sidetracked somewhere. Get me? We're goliy to be as nice to him as if lie v.-e going to leave us a lot of real estate when he dies, which he Is, though he dosen't know It, and there's use worrying him about it. We'll get every body else drunk tonight and stay sober ourselves if it kills us. Then we'll slip a silver of Schwab metal into his nibs, smear a lot of his claret on the doped guards, and to-morrow '11 be Mrs. King. And won't I make the rest of my bridge whist club re semble certain small currency?" Mac said he kind o thought it was rude to treat a visitor that way, but that it was less cruel than showing him the family album, anyway. "But anything to please the lady" was the way he finally put It. Along about midnight Mac saw that everything was snug for the night, pre sented Dunk with, his nice new puncture, wiped the penknife on a convenient guard, or two, and turned in. For some reason or other he was rest less for awhile. But it probablv was because It was a stormy night and a shutter on the bathroom window rattled so. Early next day It was discovered that somebody had fatally meddled with Dunk's circulation scheme, and several of those present were right badly; put out about It. When Mac heard of It he was perfectly furious CENTERV1LLE. ' Palladium Special Centerville, June 8. Prof, and Mrs. F. W. Lough who lectured on Prohi bition this evening at . the Christian church, are the guests while nere of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Clevenger. Mrs. E. D. Barnes of Richmond and her granddaughter Mrs. Jesse Carr, of San Jose, California, were entertain ed at dinner Wednesday by Miss Am anda Lantz. Thoru'as Clevenger and family were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Burrls at Doddridge on Wednesday. m Mr. and Mrs. W. H. DeMoss gave a supper on Wednesday for Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Lantz of Indianapolis. Masonic Meeting. Palladium Special. Centerville, June 8. Hiram Lodge No. 417 F. & A. M. met Thursday afternoon and evening , to confer the Masters degree on six candidates. In the evening a sumptous supper was served in the banquet hall. A number of visitors from neighboring lodges were present. . Service Postponed. Palladium Special. Centerville. June 8. The special sermon for the Knights of Pythias, which has been announced for next Sunday morning at the Methodist chufch has been postponed for two weeks. Boantte Eignatu lh Kind Yaa Hava klum Baagfil Palladium Want Ads Pay.

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and before his absent-minded fit was over he had made a job for twelve more pairs of white 'gloves, by sending the two gory guards into . the haphazard hence. He then went and told the king's two hand-made orphans about the tragedy, and cried with them over it. In brief, Mac showed in various ways that he had a monumental nerve. Wifey helped him by balng much surprised over Dunk's demise, and by fainting. And he would hav got away with it, too, If it hadn't been for that habit he had of seeing things that weren't there, and If Bank hadn't been in on that spook deal with him. You see Bank got to thinking a line like this: "Me and Mac was together when the three bunches of malaria called the turn on Mac's promotion. His hunch was all to the yellow condi ment. But If they was right on one point, why aren't they right on the other? They told me my boy would do a little reign-fest himself. Here's Mac kinging away for dear life, and my boy really doing nothing I couldn't make him quit if there was a kingship or fourth-class post-office in it. But aisy here comes him with the halo, this minute, and Mrs. Halo with him.' When Mac come up, he remarked to Mrs. Mac that they ought to have Bank at the big feed they were to have that night at the palace. Bank said he would be there if necessary, and Mrs. Mac sail "Chawmed, 'm suah.' Then Mac asked him If he thought of taking a little ride that afternoon, and Ban,'i said he was going to if his chauffeur got sober in time. Mac inquired further as to the line of march, and telling him to be sure and be present, he went on. The King and Mrs. King winked at each other and laughed merrily, so that anybody who knew them would have known there was some jovial little murder to be done that evening. Calling In a pair of his private murderers .that he always kept about his house for odd jobs, Mac told them a few things Bank hadn't done to them, and sicked them on. They got the plans and specifications of the evening ride of Bank and his boy Fleance, and marked in red ink the spot where the lancing was to be conducted. : You see Mac had . been getting a little suspicious of what was running through Bank's mind, as that little witch prophesy was as clear in his head as in Bank's. The former said to himself: "If Bank is dead and without children, I guess that puts the Kibosh on the ghost dope, eh?" Cheerful person, wasn't Mac? Yes, he wasn't. ' Well, the stabbers got in their work nicely, just- after dark, but young Fleance got away and beat it, and when the puncture artists reported to Mac he told them: "Piffle, very much! Now I've got to keep a. looking out for that young rooster. I would have been perfectly happy and cheerful If you had killed both of them." But dinner had been called, the blue points were getting cold, and they had to get busy with the menu. Mrs. Mac told her help-murder that he wasn't quite as chipper as usual this evening, and that he'd better liven up, so he said to the company: "I guess this bunch would be about all the brains of Scotland, if Banquo hadn't played hookey. I wonder where he is?" Just then he looked at Bank's chair and there, as plain as the nose on his face sat Bank, his hair tastefully done up in several quarts of blood, and looking rather Indignantly at Mac. Wrhen Mac began to talk to him and let his voice rise higher and higher and his eyes bug out further and further, the boys looked at each other, winked and said: "The bromides for Mac's. This is the tightest we ever saw him at this stage of the game. He must have been hitting them up for a grand start all afternoon. We're handicapped Let's get busy." Pretty soon the old man had 'em again, and his wife accused him right out of acting dippy in public. She concluded by saying: "Skidoo, guests. Mac's got the colly THE HUMAN BRAIN. ft taderEori Wonderful Chances During; Ita Growth. The wonderful changes which the human brain undergoes from the moment when it first appears In the embryo until it becomes the perfected laboratory of thought characteristic to the matured human being has been commented upon by several of the leading writers on biology, physiology, etc. During these successive changes, or, rather, transformations from the lower to the higher sphere, the human brain not only takes upon Itself the general shape and form of the brains of various representatives of the lower classes of animals, but appears to have the same structural constituents, at least to a certain degree. Thus It has been found that the original germ of the brain as it appears In the human embryo has the exact outlines of a serpent's thought factory. After that the changes which take place while the brain is assuming the various shapes which it must undergo before It becomes perfect give it a decided resemblance to the brains of fishes, birds and mammiferous animals. "Ilein's Thoughts on the Structure of the Human Brain" and Wilson's ."Anatomy df the Human Body" both mention these queer transformations, as does also Hugh Miller In his famous work, "Testimony of the Rocks." Miller puts it in this way: "It has long been kuwn that the human brain is built up by a wonderful process, during which it assumes In succession the form of the brain of a serpent, a fish, a bird, and lastly, before it assumes the characteristic human form. It takes npon Itself the outline of a mammiferous quadruped's brain." Hence the remark made by scientific writers that "man is the anm total of all animals.

wobbles, and I'm ashamed of him. If the Keeleys aren't crowded, it's a stall there for hubby till further orders." They ski-did. Also they did a lot of talking, and rib-poking on the side. That dinner was the talk of Scotland for days and days. Now there was another Mac in Scotland Macduff. The latter was pretty middling sore on how things were running in the kingdom. He had a mighty good hunch that Macbeth was a corrupt citizen, though he couldn't prove it. He was heard often to mutter that he wished the day of muck-raking was not so far in the fut ure, or he would sick some magazine onto the balloon-headed schemer. He had refused to go to that dinner, and his wife was awfully sore at him about it, for she didn't get any of the scandal at all first hand, and fAe other

alderman's wives had the bulge on her a-plenty. He got so leary of the crowd in charge of the administration that he crossed his fingers and loped for London. Hearing which, Macbeth had some of his domestic help go down and kill Macduff's entire household, Including the canary and the goldfish. In the the meantime, Macbeth had been for a little tete-a-tete with the spooks again. They had showed him a deal of eight kings, and he kicked, knowing there were only four in the deck. But they had jollied him a lot and told him that until the Birnam forest came walking up the road to Dunsinane, where Mac lived, he would remain king. That looked easy. Mat laughed at their little jest and went home, only to be informed that things were doing. (On the way home he murmured that just because hs lived where he did, he was no dunce inane. He was afterward killed for this, his worst crime.) It seems that when Macduff heard about his family being killed, he frowned, and went so far as to express openly his disapproval of it. The young sons of the late perforated Dunk were also present, and as they were all pretty sore, they decided they would make a sashay up to where Mac was, and just everlastingly swat him. In the same meantime there had been a little plnkertonla going on at Mac's house. A doctor and another chap had got onto the fact that Mrs. Mac was somnambullzlng extensively, and talking when she walked. One day they lay for her and watched her come along. As she did so, they heard her say, "Out, dammed spot." Knowing the king had a house dog named Spot they thought she was just putting him out for the night, till they heard her say it was a blood spot on her hand she was trying to launder off. She gave away a few more family secrets. It was a shame she did it, but by that time she and Mac had grown so nervous that if they had killed- only three or four people during the course of a day they slept jerkily. They couldn't sleep more than nine hours a night,' to save them. Every now and again somebody else from up in Scotland, where things were gloomier than an issue of Punch, would get tired of the sepulchral situation and join the "muck-rakers from London who were coming up the line wth their pockets full of rocks and the bits In their teeth. But Mac wouldn't listen. He kept saying that until these woods at Birnam came to Dunsinane, he was safe. One day this big, disgusted army stopped to rest under the bushes at Birnam, and one chap with queer notions suggested that, in order to fool Dunk as to the size of their delegation, they pull off limbs from the trees and hold them up before them when they approached Mac's roadhouse. They did so, and when the old man saw this advance agent of the re-foresting movement drilling up the pike he knew it was all off with'him, and that the witches' joke wasn't anything of the sort. He rushed out to meet them, though game as a dornlck, and greet ed his old friend Layon Macduff by his first name, as sassy as a squirrel When the battle was over, Shakes peare was the sole survivfrr. Moral xou can t kill very many people and get along right with the better class of your neighbors. THE COOKBOOK. Sausages should be served with apple sauce or baked tomatoes. Either makes them more easily digested. To bake potatoes quickly boil them in salted water for ten minutes, then put in the oven. The boiling water will heat them through so they cook In a short time. One of those escalloped dishes which are such a boon to the housekeeper with left overs on her hands is made in layers of cooked hominy, tomato sauce and parmesan cheese. Repeat till the dish Is full, then cover with buttered cracker crumbs and bake un til brown. A freuch housewife does not add flour to her gravy which she prepares irom tne savory drippings of roast meat The Jellylike particles that float In the beef drippings should not be strained off with the rest of the sediment, as they are both appetizing ana nutritious. CASTOR! A V iMMlbQ IU1U V1UMUU1. , The Kind You Hare Always BougkT Bears the yf vLz " Signature of IRON BEDS, S RY COUCHES, FOLDING BE HASSENB4J3CH. 5-2L CARPExe. TINGS. LINOLEUMS, MAT . NiASSENBUSCH. 5-2L

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