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m m m NATIONAL LEAGUE NATIONAL LEAGUE ' STANDING. Won. L03L PCX Chicago 31 15 .675 New York 28 15 .651 Pittsburg 26 16 .619 Philadelphia 26 20 .503 St Louis 21 25 .456 Brooklyn 17 27 .386 Cincinnati : . 18 29 .383 Boston 12 32 .272 Boston 1; Brooklyn 3. Cincinnati 4; St. Louis 2. (First game.) " " ' : Cincinnati 0; St. Louis 3. (Second ' game.) Chicago 4; Pittsburgl. rub-lshern Pressl Brooklyn, June 3. Donovan's rejuvenated Brooklyn Nationals made it four straight from Boston thi3 afternoon, winning a well played game by a score of 3 to 1. Mclntyre injured his back trying to pick up Needham's grounder In the third inning and Scanlon relieved him. Maloney's batting brought in all three runs for the locals. The score: R H. E. Boston .. ..0 0100000 01 5 1 Brooklyn ..2 0000001 x 3 6 0 Batteries Pfeffer and Needham; Mclntyre, Scanlon and Bergen. Umpire Johnson. I DRUHOT'S REVENGE. ! Cincinnati, June 3. Cincinnati and St. Louis divided a double header ; hero this afternoon. In the first game errors by the visitors helped the-locals and In the second Druhot j held, the locals to one hit. The second game was called in the seventh to permit the St. Louis team to catch a train. The scores: First Game I R W E .Cin 0000 0031 x 4 6 1 St. L. .. 00000000 2 2 9 2 Batteries Weimer.. and.. Livingstone; Hoelsketter, Egan and McCarthy. Umpires Conway and Emslie. Second Game R. H. E. Cin 000000 0 0 1 4 St. L. 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 8 3 Batteries Ewing and Schlel; 15ruhot and Grady. Umpire Emslie and Conway. ' PFEISTER IN FORM. Chicago, June 3. The Chicago Cubs walloped the Pittsburg Pirates today before a big crowd, the score being 4 to 1. Pfeister, the new left hand twirler for the home team, was In great form and kept the men on Clarke's team guessing over hi3 delivery from start to finish. At times the Cuba batted Phillippi hard. Score: R. H. E. Chi 0 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 x 4 " 9 2 Pitts ... 00 0 00000 1 1 71 Batteries Pfeister and Itforan; Phillippi and Phelps. TJmpi Hurst. . CRIMES GAME Giants Triumph Over Fairview Team for the Second Time This Season. GAME WAS A GOOD ONE HARRIS PITCHED WELL FOR HIS TEAM, STRIKING OUT TWELVE MEN AND ALLOWING BUT SIX HITS. Before one of the largest crowds that ever witnessed a ball game in this city, estimated at between 2,500 and 3,000 people, the Giants took a second game from the Falrviews yes terday afternoon at Athtic Park. The game was close and exciting and the crowd was worked up to a great tension from the first inning to the close of the game. The colored rootet. supported their team with a vim and the white fans yelled their lungs out for the Rairviews. Devinney played a great game in the field and at the bat for the Giants. In the second inning with two men on bases he lined out a beautiful two bagger. scoring both men. Lally, recently released by Marion, played at third base for the Falrviews and made two two base hits. Harris pitched a great game, striking out 12 men. Pennson mowed down six Giant bat ter8. Score:

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Fairview AD It H po E Schattell, c 5 1 0 6 0 Brokamp, cf 5 2. 1 4 0 Miller, as 5 1 3 3 3 Lally, 3b 5 0 2 3 2 Robbins, rf . 5 0 0 0 0 McN'ally, 2b 4 0 0 3 0 "Weaver, lb 3 1 0 8 0 Shissler, If ...... 2 0 0 0 0 Dennsn, p 4 0 0 0 0 Totils 33 5 6 27 5 Giants. AB R H PO E Patterson, cf ..... 3 1 0 2 0 Devinney, lb 4 2 2 8 0 Sharp, rf 4 1 l , c c Mitchell, c 4 1 0 12 0 Clemens, 2b ..... 4 1 0 0 1 Harris, p 5 0 1 1 0 Edwards, If 4 0 1 0 0 Crane, as.. 3 1 1 3 1 Benson, 3b 4 1 0 1 2 Totals 35 8 7 27 4

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NATIONAL LEAGUE. Boston at Brooklyn. New York at PhiladelphiaChicago at Cincinnati. St. Louis at Pittsburg. AMERICAN LEAGUE. Chicago at Detroit. St: Louis at Cleveland. Philadelphia at New York. Washington at Boston. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Louisville at Columbus. Toledo at Indianapolis. Milwaukee at Kansas City. St. Paul at Minneapolis. AMERICAN ASS'N

Toledo 25 17 .595 Columbus 27 20 .574 Milwaukee 21 17 .552 Minneapolis 22 20 .524 Kansas City 22 21 511 Louisville 20 20 .500 St. Paul 17 23 .425 Indianapolis 14 28 .333

R. H. E. Louisville 3 5 2 Indianapolis t 2 7 1 Batteries Dunkle and Shaw; Fisher and Holmes. Umpire Haskell. R. H. Z. Toledo 3 7 1 Columbus 8 6 1 Batteries SuthofT, Minnahan and Abbott; Bergcr and Ryan. Umpires Sullivan and Kane. R. H. E. Minneapolis' 4 7 2 Kansas City 3 4 2 Batteries Kilroy and Yeager; Olm sted and Sullivan. Umpire Egan. R. H. E. Milwaukee , 9 9 2 St. Paul -3 11 5 Batteries Hickey and Roth; Buchanan and Drill. Umpire Owen. Tamerlane the Winner. tPubllshers' Press Hamilton, Bermuda, June 3. The tiny cockleshell yacht, TamerlsSFF, owned by Frank Maier, of New York City, is the winner of the $1,000 cup offered by Sir Thomas Lipton, the Irl3h baronet, for a delp sea race from Sandy Hook to Hamilton, she having arrived here late Sunday after a somewhat uneventful voyage. Big Trials To Begin. Publishers' Press Kansas City, Mo., June 3. This is to be a bsy week in the U. S. court here. The Armour, Swift, Cudahy and Nelson Morris packing companies are to be tried for alleged violations of the Interstate commerce law In receiving concessions from the Burlington railway in rates on shipments to New York for export. After the packing companies cases have been disposed of, the Burlington is to be tried for granting the concessions. A Lady Itountlfal. Tramp Kin you give a poor feller n cold bite, mum? Housewife Yes. On your way out you'll find some icicles on the gate. Woman's Home Companion. The Clever Ones. Griggs Some men are born great, others achieve greatness. Briggs Yes; and others simply have the trick of making other people think they're great. I have lived to know that the great secret of human happiness is this: Never suffer your energies to stagnate. Adam Clark. Curiosities of Woman, Women pin from left to right; men from right to left Women "button from right to left; men from left to right. Women stir from left to right (their tea, for instance); men from right to left Women seldom know the difference between a right and a left shoe, and If a housemaid brings up a man's boots she will nine times out of ten place them so that the points will diverge. Can these peculiarities be explained? London Truth. Cash Your Checka. It is not well to keep checks locked up In your desk. Cash them. It Is security for yourself. If the drawer is not entirely reliable, and a favor to him If he is. "Stale" checks are an annoyance to bank officials and a gen eral hindrance. Cash your checks I Sarcastic. Softly I'd have you to understand, sir, that I'm not such a fool as I look. Sarcast Well, then, you have much to be thankful for. Bind together your spare hours by the cord of some definite purpose. Taylor. How to Get Da It. It Is said that earthworms can be found anywhere by simply wetting the ground with a solution of cupric sulphate (blue vitriol) ten grams to a quart of water which will bring them out in surprising numbers almost Immediately. Soapsuds have the same effect. Pianos. The first pianoforte was Invented by a German named Backers, about 1767. There is still in existence the name board of a piano inscribed, "Americus Backers, Inventor, Jermyn Street, London, 177a"

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AMEKICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCL New York 25 14 .641 Philadelphia 25 15 .625 Cleveland '. 23 14 .621 St. Louis 22 19 .536 Detroit 19 19 .500 Chicago 16 21 .432 Washington 15 23 .375 Boston 12 30 286 Chicago 0; Cleveland 2. " St. Louis 1; Detroit 6. Publishers' Press St. Louis, Mo., June 3. Mullin for the Detroit Americans held the St Louis aggregation flown to four hits this afternoon and the visitors wop a handy game. The score: R. H.E. St. L. ...0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 4 4 Det 01200002 16 13 2 Batteries Pelty and O'Connor; Mullen and Schmidt. Umpires Connolly and Evans. SOX LOSE TO NAPS. Chicago, June 3. Cleveland's heavy sluggers were just good enough today to pull a victory out in a tight game with the White Sox, the score being 2 to 0. Pitcher" J(s had a erood dav and kept, the Sox well in hand all the way. Hahn, of the Sox, made three of the four hits. Score: R. H. E. Cleve. ..00001000 1 2 6 1 Chi 0 000000000 4 3 Batteries Joss and Bemis; Walsh and Sullivan. Umpire O'LougTflin. E 'S Indiana Pole Vaulter Clears Bar at Height of 12 Feet 4 Inches. TRIED IT EVEN HIGHER ON THIRD ATTEMPT HAD GONE SAFELY OVER BUT HIT BAR WITH HAND COMING DOWNGREAT OVATION. In the Western Conference track and field meet held Saturday at Evanston, 111., Sampse, the great little athlete from Indiana University, broke the world's pole vault record clearing the bar at the height of 12 feet 4 7-8 Inches. Describing this wonderful performance the Chicago Inter-Ocean printed the following yesterday: The crowd remained until the finish of the pole vault, which camme long after the other events were swept off the board, and cheered the plucky Hoosier to the echo. He was given the greatest ovation ever tendered a college athlete by a Western crowd. When Sampse was trying the great heights and It becamem apparent that he was about to do something sensational, the spectators rose as a man and cheered him in every attemp. When he would fail to clear the bar a great groan would arise, but when he was successful then a mighty roar would go up that would startle quiet, sleepy Evanston. Crowd Went Wild. When Samse soared over the bar at the tremendous height the crowd went wild. Staid men rose and cheered with the college boys, who gave their yells ending with Samse's name. Pretty college girls stood up and gave vent to all sorts of inarticulate ejaculations in their efforts to cheer the wonderful Indiana vaulter. It was then seen that the game little Hoosier intended to set the bar even higher and put the record far beyond the reach of aspiring vaulters for years to come. He was cheered again and again. When he failed the first time a deep groan went up; again on his second failure at 1? feet 7 inches the great crowd showed its sympathy in no unmistakable man ner. The third time he rose gracefully and was over the bar by a small mar gin. A roar that made the others weak in comparison, burst -Trom the excited throng, but Instantly changed to a cry of distress when he caught the bar on his way down and it fell to the ground. The spectators, who had remained for nearly an hour after the other events were finished, slowly filed out of the field, and the one topic of conversation was Samse's wonder ful work. New Cure for Epilepsy. J. B. Waterman, of Watertown, O., Rural free delivery, writes: "My daughter, afflicted for years with epi lepsy, was cured by Dr. King's New Life Pills. She has not had an attack for over tw years." Best body cleansers and life giving tonic pills on earth. 25c at A. G. Liiken & Co.'s drug store. Horn's Great Pitching. "Casey" Horn, the well known Richmond boy who Is doing The twirling act for Marion, in the Interstate Baseball league, let Saginaw" "Tvvn witX three hits Saturday and the Marion team won, 6 to 1. Horn, is showing up in better form than h did a-

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Take Palladiums Into Camp Saturday by Batting Rally in Seventh KIBBEYS TROUNCED AGAIN CRAVAT, CLERKS DROP GAME TO PANHANDLES THROUGH THE

GREAT PITCHING OF RIDGE AND ROCKH1LL. CITY LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost FCt. Starr Pianos 5 0 1.000 East Haven .. 3 2 .600 Panhandles 3 2 .600 Pogue-Millers .. ..... 2 3 .400 Kibbeys 2 3 .400 Palladiums 0 5 .000

RESULTS SATURDAY. Starr Pianos, 19; Palladiums, 5. Panhandles, 15; Kibbeys, 3. The Starr Pianos, the league lead ers, crossed bats with the tailend Palladiums Saturday afternoon at Athletic park, with the usual result a vie tory for the musicians. It was not an easy victory despite the lop sided score, as the Newsboys gave the lead ers a hard battle In the first six innings. At the opening of the seventh the score was six to four in favor of the Starrs. Pitcher White, who had been twirling fine ball for the Pals up to that time, went up in that inning, six hits being made off of him. Ttuns were rained in from that time on to the close of the game. The Pals played a good game until the fa tal seventh. The usual consistent game was put up by the Starrs. Lichtenfels, the big first baseman of the Starr team, played a bang up game despite a painful "charley horse." His fielding was clean and fast and at the bat he made a single, double and triple out of five times up. Score:

Starr Pianos. AB R H PO A E Sittloh, 2b 6 2 1 5 4 0 Lictenfels, lb 5 3 3 10 1 1 Kuhlenbeck, p 5 1 2 0 3 0 Trakowski, c.6 0 0 6 2 0 Pierson, 3b ... 6 2 1 2 0 1 Smith, cf 6 3 2 1 1 0 Rohe, If 6 3 2 0 0 0 Krameier, ss.6 3 3 2 1 2 Cook rf 5 2 3 1 0 0 Swer'er, rf . . . 1 0 1 0 0 C Totals ... 52 19 18 27 12 4 Palladiums. AB R H PO A E Hayward, rf . . 4 1 2 0 0 0 W Kettler, cf . 5 0 3 0 0 I Fornham, ss . 5 1 2 0 1 1 Sharp, If 5 11 2 0 0 Quigley, 3b 4 0 0 1 5 2 White, p 4 1 1 3 5 1 Clutter, 2b ... 3 0 0 1 2 0 Thompson, lb 3 1 1 12 0 3 Jones, c 4 0 2 8 0 0 Totals .. 37 5 12 27 13 8 Starr Pianos . .2 2 0 0 2 0 5 5 3 19 Palladiums 1 000120105

Struck Out White. 7: Kuhlenbeck. 6. Bases on Balls White ,2: Kuhlen beck, 5. Two Base Hits Lichtenfels. Smith Kuhlenbeck, Fornham. Three Base Hit Lictenfels. Sacrifice . Hits Lichtenfels. Kuhlenbeck, Jones. Hit by Pitcher Cook. Umpire George Reld. KIBBEYS BUMPED AGAIN. The s Panhandles introduced pitcher. Ridge, in their eam with th Kibbeys Saturday afternoon and if he pitchesas'goodlball' against the other four teams in the league as he did against the Cravat Clerks, there will De an awful shrinkage in batting aver ages. He twirled the first six innings and only two hits were made off his delivery, Weeks bagging both of them. ue xiuueys piayea a sioppy game and were never in the hunt from start to finish. Lancaster had an off day, giving ten bases on balls. He was taken out of the box and Eggemeyer, tne lanky German guardian of th first sack, took his place. He pitched a nice game. the few inniners h wn in the box, the -Panhandle batters being dazzled by his sunny smile. The score.

Kibbeys. AB R H PO A E Newman, cf .. 5 0 0 0 1 i Balfour, 2b ... 4 0 0 0 0 0 Gaston, 3b ... 5 0 0 0 1 o Lancaster, p .. 4 1 0 2 0 0 Weeks, If 4 1 2 1 0 1 Egge'r lb, p . 4 0 0 4 0 0 Frankel, rf ... 2 0 0 0 0 1 Foley, ss 4 0 0 1 0 1 Reid, c 4 1 0 15 0 0Allis'n rf, lb . 3 0 1 4 i ) Totals ....39 3 3 27 3 3, Panhandles. AB R H PO A Wilson, ss 5 2 0 1 1 o Drischel 2b ... 5 4 2 3 0 1 Campbell, 3b . 5 1 0 0 3 l Griswold, c ... 6 2 1 12 0 0 Ridge, p 5 i 2 0 4 0 Rockh'l, If, p . 5 1 0 0 0 0 Gillisple, lb . . 5 1 0 7 0 1 Rithmeyer, cf 5 1 1 0 0 0 King, rf 5 1 10 0 0 Total3 .. 46 15 7 24 8 3 Kibbeys 02000010 0 3 Panhandles ... 31270002 x 15

Strikeouts Lancaster. 8: Eceemev. er, 7; Ridge, 6; Rockhill, 6. Base3 on Balls Lancaster, 10; Ridge, 3; Rockhill, 1. Two Base Hits Ridge. Hit by Pitched Ball Wilson, Weeks. . Umpire Mace Byers. Everybody's friend Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil. Cures toothache, earache, sore throat. Heals cuts, bruises, scalds. Stems aiut nalxb.

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Conditions Coder Which Ships Sail Sometimes Sins. Some curious facts have been noted with regard to" the sound conducting qualities -of ships', sails When rendered concave by a gentle breeze, the widespread sails of a ship are said to be excellent conductors of sound. A ship was once sailing along the j coast of Brazil, far out of sight of i land. Suddenly several of the crew, j while walking along the deck, noticed that when passing and repassing a particular spot they always heard with great distinctness the sound of bells chiming sweet music, as though being rung but a short distance away. Dumfounded by this phenomenon, they quickly communicated the discovery to their shipmates, but none of them was able to solve the enigma as to the origin of these seemingly, mysterious k sounds which came to them across the water. Months afterward, upon returning to Brazil, the crew determined to satisfy their curiosity. Accordingly they mentioned the circumstance to their friends and were Informed that at the time when the Bounds were heard the beils In the cathedral of San Salvador, eu the coast, had been ringing to celebrate a feast held In honor of one of the saints. Their sound, wonderful to relate, favored by a gentle, steady breeze, had traveled a. distance or upward of 100 miles over, the smooth water and had been brought to ft focus by the sails at the particular locality in which the sweet sdunds were first heard. This is but one of several Instances of a similar kind, trustworthy authorities claiming that this same music Is often heard under somewhat the same circumstances and especially in a moisture laden atmosphere. London TitBits. Engrllsh Rearard For Teach In sr. If there is one occupation which Englishmen are unanimous In condemning as degraded and degrading it is that most fascinating, most difficult, delicate and important work, the training of the mind. In what are humorously called "the higher walks" of teaching there are respectable salaries to be earned and agreeable rooms or houses for occupation. Here, purged of the dross of utility, a man may once more take rirak as a gentleman, and if he becomes head of a house the supreme uselessness of his position commands universal and silent respectNineteenth Century. Gentian Root. Gentian root, often used as a tonic, is considered in many malarial conntries a remedy against intermittent fever. Especially is this the case in Corsica, in that section of the Island near the town of Aleria, which is infested with malaria. The inhabitants recently protested violently against the intro duction of quinine on the part of the medical authorities, declaring that they would not abandon the remedy which had been used among them for centuries, the gentian root, either pow dered or simply masticated. Quite the Contrary. "After all, my friend," began the sol emn stranger, "life is but a dream. a""Not much, it ain't," snorted the hard headed man. "In nearly every dream I ?ver had I was gettin more money than I knowed what to de with. Philadelphia Press. Frenchmen and Spanish. French people find it difficult to speak Spanish properly. Victor Hugo boasted that he was the only Frenchman who could really speak Spanish, something of Spain being mingled In his ancestry. But for some trouble and sorrow we should never know half the good there Is about ua. Dickens. Simplon Tunnel Post Cards. Collectors of picture post cards will be interested in the inauguration card of the Simplon tunnel. On the one side Is a design showing Labor pointing the way to Commerce and Agriculture. On the address side is a frieze bearing a laureated head and the inscription, "In labore pax." In the lower part of the frieze are the words, "Inauguration of the Simplon." Of this card 500,000 copies will be struck and the block I then destroyed. A man who has so much money that lie doesn't have to spend to prove It Blight as well be poor. When a man has successfully deceived himself he makes It a matter of pride to deceive others. Suppose She Is Next! Oh. woman, sweet, confiding- thing, You listen to our fairy tales. And you believe them, every word, Unless our intuition falls. That is, you seem to think them so For anything that we can see. But do you to yourself remark In undertone, "That sounds to meT With such a large, good natured smile You listen as our yams wo spin And go in rapture over them ' As you appear to take them in. But after we have gone our way And you have thought the stories o'er. Then do you chuckle and observt". "I wonder what he takes me for"' The stories of our bank account. Our triumphs In tho market place. Tou hear, and not a sign, of doubt i Is written in rour girlish face. TBut do you often long to say. When eing handed tales like these, Vfeough A would not be quite polite, IVni from Missouri; show me, please T. But man, the tall and blooming chump. He never guesses you are wise, And so he swells up like a toad .And dishes out artistic lies. But while you sit there wonder eyed. If not Intent, at least resigned, 6ay. how he'd jump and hit the pike If he could only read your mind! The Rhinoceros. The rhinoceros Is the thickest skin ned quadruped, its hide being tough enough to resist the claws of a lion or tiger, the blows of a sword or the bells of an old fashioned musket. Corsets. Women have "worn corsets from the earliest times. The mummy of an Egyptian princess who lived 2,000 years before Christ was discovered in 1S72, and round the waist was a contrivance closely - resembling the modern corser '

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