Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 128, 31 May 1906 — Page 7

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GENNETT THEATRE VAUDEVILLE. ' IRA 8WI3HER, Manager. WEEK OF MAY 28TH. Daily 't, 8 and 1 9. 20 p. m. PROF. GU3 TREDERICK8 Overture. ANNA BARTON. ANNA BARTON A CO. JULE8 HELD. Eccentric - German Dialect Comedlane, in "The Professor and the Scrub Lady." W. J. McDERMOTT, "The Funny Tramp." in Songs and Stories 'and a Burlesque Imitation of Sousa. .. DELMORE &. DARRELL, Novelty Change Act. ERNE8T RENK, Illustrated. Songs "Will I Find My Mamma There," '.'Back. . Among the Clover and ho Bees." ETHEL GILKEY, Vocalist. THE O'KURA WONDERS, Japanese Marvelous Foot Balancing and Jugglers. ' MOTION PICTURES, " i "The Bicycle Robbers,",. "The Newsboys."

THE NEW PHILLIPS VAUDEVILLE THEATER O. Q .M'JRRAY MANAGER. WEEK OF MAY 28TH. DAILY at 3 and 8 P. M. A Ml 88 GRAYCE MILLER, Overture. B McKEE & VAN, ' Blackfaced " comedians, singers and Dancers. C MISS LEONA THOMPSON, Illustrated Songs. D THE PREMIER VENTRILOQUISTPARISH, ' Presenting Ills -Famous Funny Figures. E 2 ALETS 2, . High Class Character Change Ar- : tists, Introducing singing, dancing and Comedy Juggling. F AMOS AND FEATHERS, . ' Comedy Acrobats. r G-SPECIAL, Original Bootblack QuartetteEli Brouillette, 1st tenor; Arthur Carlton, 2nd tenor; Max Hayes, bass; Chas. Weber, baritone. Comedlanft, Dancers and Singers. H THE PHILOSCOPE, , Latest Moving Pictures. DOOOOOOOOO D CREAM TO WHIP O EXTRA HEAVY. (0 TRY A PINT. O O , PHONE. 292. O HADLEY BROS. ooooooooooo What you "Auto" do is try Richmond Export Beer, the most delicious and palatable of all Summer Thirst Quenchers. THE MINCK BREWING CO. New Phone 4 a If you have good "opportunity eyesight" you will find some things in the want ads today which most people will overlook. Before you throw The Palladium aside, look over the classified advertisements. THE DAYTON & WESTERN TRACTION CO. . In effect May 5, 1906. Subject to change without notice. MAIN LINE AM h M 6.44 tM &n1 T.N) 8.4St very 8,081 S hour g.OOflO.fH) (until I'M P M IchM Lv s.no 7.05 a. oo 8.00 Kton Ar I W.AIox " jDaytoa H41 8.08 .57 IU.55 10.06 li.15 I10.CO 11.00 NEW PARIS BRANCH (THROUGH service) j Leave Richmond for New Paris. '5:50, 6:45, 8:20, 9:20, 10:00, 11:20. fa. m., 12:20, 1:20, 2:20, 3:00, 4:20, 6:20, 6:20. 7:20, 8:20. 9:55 and 11:00 ,P. M. i sTranfere at Ntw Westvllle. i j Direct connections at Dayton with "Lima Limited" trains for Troy, Piqua and Lima, leaving Richmond at 5:50. 9:00, 12:00 a. m., and 3:00 p. m. v CONNECTIONS At Eaton with P C C. 4 St L for points north and ; south. At west Alexandria with rin ctanatl Northern R. R. for nnint I north and south. At Dayton with elecmc lines diverging ror Troy, riQuk. Sidney, Lima, Xenia, Springfield. Co'cSibus, Hamilton and Cincinnati. ,M1 points. For further information -.-11 iTa n. v tKni ten A rrnn foments for tin rt loo BAKER. O. P.' and P A.. West Ale-r Lndria, O. MARTIN SWISHER, Agent.

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BELLAMY STORER, FORMER AMBASSADOR TO AUSTRIA. Mr. Storer is a Cincinnati lawyer, was a Republican congressman and has been minister to Belgium, minister to Spain and for the past four years ambassador to Austria. Ills recent sensational recall from this post Is thought to have been due to the action of Mrs. Storer in attempting to have created another American cardinal. Mrs. Storer is an aunt of Congressman Nicholas Longworth, son-in-law of the president

hi THE THEATERS Vaudeville at the Gennett. "It's a good bill and worth two or three times the price of admission," is the way many of those who have visited the Gennett this week express themselves. That the bill is proving a most popular one is attested by the fact that three audiences of good size are witnessing it daily. On the Initial evening performance standing room, room has been in demand. Perhaps the feature of the bill is the work of Anna Barton and Jules Held in their German comedy entitled "The Professor and the Scrub Lady." Those who care for high grade Japanese juggling and foot balancing will find it at the Gennett this week for a better exhibition of It. was never given there than the O'Kuras are putting on. Ethel Gilkey, with her charming voice, continues to get a cordial greeting on every appearance. Vaudeville at the Phillips. Standing room is the order at the New Phillips this week, so pleasing is the program offered In vaudeville. In the face of so many competing at tractions it is surprising to find an increase rather than a dimunitlon ot vaudeville business. It would be a difficult matter to .say just what team is responsible for this good showing and the better plan is to say that all contribute, for it is a fact that Parish the ventriloquist; Ames and Feathers, comedy acrobats; the Bootblack Quartet; McKee and Van, blackface comedians and the two Alets, character change artists, make up a bill that is really more than New Phillips patrons could ask in one week. Next week the motion picture film will deal with the recent fire and earthquake in California, Manad and Maunder. Neither maund, a basket, nor maunder, to whine or grumble, is obsolete. Both are still In common use in South Notts and Leicestershire, at any rate. The former is used only, however, of a particular kind of basket, used for carrying butter to market. The basket Is nearly square In shape and has two lids opening from the middle part, where the handle is,-and it is called the "butter mawn" (maund). Maunder Is usually heard In such sentences as "What are you maundering at?" A Northumbrian wIU say, "lie's a maundering old fool," when the man of whom he Is speaking strings words together in a senseless sort of way somewhat akin to maudllng. London Notes and Queries. The Color of the Ermine. It Is a popular idea that the ermine sheds Its brown summer coat and that on the approach of winter a covering of snowy white fur takes Its place. This was a natural conclusion, as a possibility of a change in the color of the fur had not O'.vurred to scientists. Experiments, however, have been made, and the brown coated ermine has been placed in a very low temperature. Almost Immediately a change was visible In the color of the fur, and without shedding the creature became snowy white. Smiles. There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness; others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness; others brighten by their spiritual vivacity. Lavater. Threats. I consider it a mark of great prudence In a man to abstain from threats or any contemptuous expressions, for neither of these weaken the enemy, but threats make him more cautious, and the other excites his hatred and a desire to revenge himself . MachlavellL. Too Sweet. Mrs. Beach Here Is a letter from Charles. Mr. Beach Read It. Mrs. Beach (reading) My dearest, darlingest mother. Mr. Beach Great heavens! The scoundrel needs more money. Ho Wai the Limit. Gladys Tea, she is going to take him for better' ororse. Don't you think she is foolish? . Polly No; he couldn't be worse! New Tork Press.

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EARLHAM ACCOMMODATION Visitors to Beautiful Cemetery Deplore the Lack of Suitable Facilities in- Connection with the Street Car Service. The need for proper accommodations at Earlham cemetery for street car patrons who visit the place has been apparent for a long time but perhaps never was so forcibly demonstrated as yesterday when there were hundreds of persons who made the journey to the cemetery over the street car line. Though there Is sufficient space between the tracks and the cemetery property line to provide for a platform there is nothing of the kind. It is especially difficulty for women and children to step from the car at this point. There Is a crying need, it is asserted, for a street car station of sufficient size at the Earlham gate. There should be a platform for convenience in getlng off and on the cars. Agreed With Iler. After an all night session with the boys a husband wended his way home, arriving there at about 5 a. . -m, -lie found his wife waiting for him in the dining room, the confusion of furniture Indicating that she had been having an unhappy time. "This Is a nice time for you to be coming home," snapped the wife. "Yes," admitted the erring husband "It's a lovely morning." "I haven't slept a wink this blessed night," with a severe look. "Neither have I," said the husband. The Real Simon Pare. "The real slmon pure" is one of those phrases which every one understands and not one in a hundred could account for. Simon Pure was a Pennsylvania Quaker in Mrs. Centlivre's "A Bold Stroke For a Wife," produced at Drury Lane theater, London, in February, 1718. One Colonel Feignwell passes himself off as Simon and wins thehearl of a Bristol heiress, MissLovely, after which the real Simon Pure turns up. The Weather Prophet. "How are you coming on with youi new system of weather prediction?" "Well," answered the prophet cheeri ly, "I can always get the kind oi weather all right, but I haven't quit succeeded In hitting the dates exactly Great Ideas. A great Idea Is usually original tc more than one discoverer. Great ideas come when the world needs them. They surround the world's ignorance and press for admission. A. Phelps. Those are wise who through error pass on to truth; those are fools whe ltcld fast to error. Ruckert. Ml Part. "Look here," remarked the thrifty man to his extravagant wife, "you're carrying too much sail, my lady." "I don't know why you should both er about that," she retorted. "No?" said he. "I think I should, since I have to raise the wind." Bronjrht Dorrn the House. Critic I hear that the new man's act Ing brouaht down the house. Manager Yes, it did. In one week it brought down the house from S00 to 10 people and the attendants. - Tennessee. Tennessee Is the Volunteer State, the name being acquired during the Seminole war, when a large number of volunteers went forward from Tennes see to take part in the struggle. A. Costly Fa4. One of the most extravagant of woman's fads on record, was that of a Frenchwoman, the Marquise de la Roche-Fontellle, who. It Is said, had her bed decorated with orchids. These were changed three times a week at a weekly . cost of nearly f L09Q, White of am Eara-. . A package or envelope sealed with white of egg cannot be gteamed open.

GODFREY'S TANKARD. A SeTeciee'ntfc Ce"ntary Relic of the Plnsrce In London. A curious historical felic of London is the large tankard of solid silver presented by Charles II. to Sir Edmund Berry Godfrey for his valuable services daring the plague and the lire of London, for which he received the honor of knighthood in 1GGC. The tankard, which is of plain silver, has a hinged cover and weighs nearly thirty-six ounces. Its front Is engraved with the royal arms and the crest of the recipient, together with inscriptions in Latin and engravings of scenes connected with the fire, which are still in excellent preservation. The engraving of the pesthouse men carrying corpses to the dismal plague pit and that of the crowded blocks of houses surmounted by flame3 are very quaint and curious. Sir Edmund, who was born in 1G21 at

' Sellingo, In Kent, was a timber mer chant, possessing wharfs at Dowgato city and at Charing Cross. lie prospered, became justice of the peace for Westminster and member of parlia ment for Wincbilsca. In history, as no reader of Macaulay and Green will need to be told, his name is mo3t famous in connection with his mysterious murder, which was popularly attributed to the zoal with which he had Jevoted himself to unraveling the alleged popish plot. Ills body was found in a ditch near Primrose bill, face downward and penetrated by his own sword, under circumstances which precluded the idea of suicide or robbery. The excitement caused by this still mysterious event is Indicated by the fact that when the funeral procession left the city, with great pomp and pageant, for the burial ground of St Martin's-In-the-Felds, it was preceded by 70 clergy and followed by upward Ct 1,000 persons of distinction. THE JAW AND THE TEETH. What May Happen If We Continue CsIiik Soft Foods. The teeth are really appendages of the skin, and not of the skeleton, as people generally believe. The jaw Is formed in accordance with the necessity for providing a hold for the teeth that is, if there were no teeth to come, the jaw would grow differently, and would not have its present shape. The jaw is not an Independent part, as It would like to be; it has to form itself to accommodate tenants with which, strictly speaking, it has no ties of kin dred. The use of soft foods decreases the size of the teeth, and they will ultimately disappear, unless we make more use of them. As there docs not seem to be any likelihood of a change in our habits, we must expect to lose them in courseof time. Then the jaw will assume probably another shape. Further, the gums might disappear, for there can be no use for them after the disappearance of the teeth. The loss of the teeth makes the lips fall In, and brings us near to the Punch form of face! We. find It Impossible to pronounce sounds, such as t, d, sh, ch. The change of face, so to say, will certainly lead to a , modification of the tongue, and this in turn to the inability to pronounce other sounds. Atonle Dyspepsia. The ultimate cause of atonic dyspepsia Is constitutional depression. It may be due to overwork, and especially to prolonged worry. Sometimes the dyspepsia Is the first manifestation of tubercular poisoning. Again, there seems to bo an Inherent failure of the digestive organs. Once established, dyspepsia Is, In turn, the cause of loss of strength, of mental Inertia and visceral weakness. Some degree of simple anaemia is almost inevitable. The exciting cause may be an illness of any kind, the excessive use of tea, coffee or other beverages, the lack of proper food, some error In habits of eating. Often it is not discoverable. ' Consolatory. A correspondent of an English paper tells how some one visited a wild beast show and saw a countryman come in bearing unmistakable signs of having had a glass too much. A tiger scratched the back of the hand with which the man grasped a bar of the, cage. The laceration was severe, and the pain was great. The sufferer danced about and twirled his shlllalah, crying: "Let him out! Let him out till I have me will nv him!" A companion tried to soothe the irate dancer, with this neat Impromptu: "Never mind, Pat. Sure, be only wanted to scrape acquaintance wid ye." Gardening: In America. Gardening in America has reached what one might call the "awkward age." Neither a man nor a country goes a-gardening in early youth. "Men come to build stately sooner than to garden finely," as Bacon once said, and as every garden writing body has repeated until Sir Francis in Elysium must regret he ever made the remark. which none the less is true. Gardening is essentially a middle aged enjoyment. and America being, as nations go, still young, her garden craft has the faults of youth. It has its incongruities, inharmonies, and it often mistakes size and expenditure for excellence. Century. In the Same Boat. The Duke of Leeds before succeed ing to his title was active in politics. Once when canvassing he" came upon an English shoemaker, whose vote he solicited. "Sorry," said the shoemak er, "but I'm not going to vote for any bloomln aristocrat. I can't afford it I've got four children to bring up." "That's nothing," replied the duke. "I've got five, and they are all girls.' The shoemaker came up and touched him on the arm. "All right, old chap,' he said. "You shall have my vote. It seems to me we are both in the same boat, and we'd better stick together." Cats and Water. The reason that cats dislike water Is because there is nothing oily about their fur. Consequently it is easily wetted and does not dry quickly. Lvastlei' Letters. In Belgian lunatic asylums there are securely locked boxes In which any Inmate may deposit letters of complaint These letters are collected, three times weekly . by outside officials, wIjo Investigate every case, and if a person asserts that he is not. Insane a .prompt examination .ensu.ejL.bx. mejiLcAl,experta. .

Titles In Germany. The question of title Is one of the most delicate in Germany, a fact of which the stranger is constantly re minded in intercourse with the people, particularly with the women. Frau Frofessor, Frau Director, Frau Doctor, are most particular about their hus band's titles being attached to their own names, but when it comes to mili tary circles it Is different, and both men and women protest vigorously against this sharing of tit!es. Lieutenant von B. objects to having his wife addressed as Frau Lieutenant, which title belongs as well to the wife of Lieutenant Schmidt or Haff of a less aristocratic regiment. some Slips of tho Tonaae. Never use the word "liable" when you mean "likely." Do not say, for instance, that "he is liable to come in at any moment" "Liable" implies misfortune and means "exposed to," "subject to," "in danger of." Why do most of us speak of "un raveling a mystery?" Any good dic tionary shows that "ravel" means "to unweave." You "ravel" a mystery, therefore, when you solve it. In "Ilamlet" Shakespeare says: "Make you tc ravel all this matter out" If you and your friend Smith know a man called Jones, do not speak to Smith of "our mutual friend" mean ing Jones. Jones Is your common friend. If you are friendly to Smith aud Smith Is friendly to you, you and Smith are "mutual friends," but that Is the only sense in which the term may be rightly used. Thousands Have Kidney Trouble and Never Suspect it How To Find Oat. Fill a bottle or common glass with your water and let it stand twenty-four hours ; a sediment or se titling indicates an unhealthy condition of the" kidneys ; if it stains your linen it is evidence of kidney trouble ; too frequent desire to pass it or pain in the back is also convincing proof that the kidneys and bladder are out of order. What To Do. There is comfort in the knowledge cto often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy, fulfills every wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of the urinary passage. It corrects inability to . hold water and scalding pain in passing it, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to go often during the day, ' and to get up many times during the night. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases. If you need a medicine j-ou should have the best. Sold by druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes. You may have a sample bottle and s book that tells all about it, both sent free by mail. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing mention this Bom ot Swamp-Root. paper and don'i s:iake any mistake, but remember the name. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, anc :be address, Binghamton, N. Y. J?r: End-of-the-Week Rates. Chiess,. . .w. ...,-. estern Railway From to nearby summer resorts. Tickets at special low prices on sale Friday, Saturday and Sunday, good until the following Monday to return. Other low rates In effect daily. For tickets, rates and booklets giving full Information, apply to nearest ticket agent or address W. B. Kniskern, P. T. M., C. & tf..W. R'y Co. Chicago. 26-5t Lake Geneva Summer Train Service. Via the Chicago & North-Western R'y is now in effect Including Saturday afternoon train leaving Chicago 1:00 p. m. and Sunday Train leaving 8:00 a. m. For tickets, rate 3 and full (Information apply to your nearest ticket agent or address W. B. Kniskern. P. T. -M., C & N. W. R'y Co., Chicago. 25-6t - " - . ; .

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