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... Local CHECH HIT HARD BY THE PHILLIES Red Twirler Again Shows Himself to Be Shy of National League Form. GIANTS WIN CLOSE GAME GAME PRESENTED NEW YORK YESTERDAY BY WILDNESS AND INEFFECTIVENESS OF TWO ST. LOUIS PITCHERS. NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCr. Chicago 27 13 .675 New York 23 12 .675 ' Pittsburg- 21 14 .000 rbiladelphia 23 17 .575 St Louis 17 21 .447 Cincinnati 16 24 .400 IJoston 12 23 .321 Brooklyn 11 20 .297 IJoston vs. Chicago, postponed, rain New York 10: St. Louis 5. Philadelphia 4; Cincinnati 3. Publishers Prssl Cincinnati, May 27. Hitting Chech hard In the early Innings pave the Philadelphia. Nationls the lead In the game with the CInclnnatIs and they maintained It to the end, winning out by ono run. Score: . R. H. E. Phil .... 02010010 04 10 1 CIn 00000210 03 8 2 Batteries Duggleby and Dooln; Chech and Schlel. Umpires Carpenter and Conway. GIANTS WERE LUCKY. St. Louis, May 27. The game won by the New York Nationals from the St. Louis today was closely played up to the fifth Inning, when on account of his wildneBS, Ilrowno was relieved by Hoclskettcr. The visitors then added five more runs while the locals failed to score again off McGlnnlty. Score: R H St. L. ..1 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 5 15 1 N. Y. ...1 0 1 1 2 0 4 1 010 9 3 llatteries Urowne, lloelsketter and Raub; McGlnnity and Presnahan. Umpires O'Day and Emslle. RAIN INTERFERES. Chicago, May 27. The game today between the Boston and Chicago Nationals was postponed on account of rain. BEVERIDGE'S SIDE Speaker of the House Believes Meat Inspection Measure Should Pass. THE PACKERS WILL FIGHT DELEGATION OF THE MEAT MEN EXPECTED IN WASHINGTON TODAY PRESIDENT MAY EXPOSE THEIR METHODS. Publishers Press Washington, May 27. It seems probable the Beverldge amendment to tho agricultural appropriation bill, provided for drastic Inspection of meat products, will become a law with but little, If any, modification. The only debatable question seems to be as to whether all tho expense of Inspection shall be paid by tho pack era or a portion by the government. Speaker Cannon and Representative Madden, of Illinois, spent two hours this afternoon with Commis sioner of Labor Neill. who informed them fully of the report prepared by himself and James B. Reynolds, which was submited to the President 'and formed the basis of the Beveridge amendment. Mr. Neill went fully into detail and told such a horrible story that Speaker Cannon came away virtually convinced that such inspection as is provided for In the Beveridge amendment should be made operative. Delegation of Packers. Determined efforts will be made to secure a modification of the meat Inspection rider. A delegation of packers and stockmen is now on its way here and will arrive probably tomorrow. They will use all the Influences at their command to procure a better plan for their interests when tho bill goes into conference. If the Speak er stands by the Beveridge amendment is it not believed packers can accomplish much, in the direction of modification. If the packers make any protracted or stubborn fight against the Beveridge amendment the President may decide to make public the report submitted by Messrs. Neill and Reynolds. He promised that if the acceptance of the packers was obtained he would not transmit the report to "Congress. Palladium Want Ads Pay.

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Games Today. national League. Philadelphia at St. Louis. New York at Chicago. Brooklyn at Cincinnati. Boston at Pittsburg. AMERICAN LEAGUE. St. Louis at Washington. Cleveland at Philadelphia. Chicago at New York. Detroit at Boston. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Louisville at Toledo. Col urn bu 8 at Indianapolis. Kansas City at Milwaukee. St. Paul at Minneapolis. AMERICAN LEAGUE AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt. Philadelphia 23 10 .697 Cleveland 20 10 .667 New York 39 13 .554 Detroit 16 15 .516 St. Louis 17 17 .500 Chicago 14 16 .467 Washington 13 20 .394 L'oston 8 27 .229 No games scheduled Sunday. AMERICAN ASS'N

Club Standing. Won. Lost. PCt. Toedo .....20 14 .588 Columbus 22 16 .579 Milwaukee 16 14 .533 Minneapolis 17 17 .500 Louisville 16 17 .4S5 Kansas City 17 18 .484 St. Paul 15 17 .468 Indianapolis 13 23 .333

AT MINNEAPOLIS. R. H. E. Minneapolis .. .. 6 11 1 Kansas City 0 7 3 Batteries Kilroy, Shannon and Yeager; Williams and Leahy. Um pires Kane and, Egan. AT COLUMBUS. R H E. Columbus .. 3 8 2 Indianapolis , ... 0 6 1 Batteries Veil and Ryan; Fisher and Holmes. Umpire Sullivan. AT ST. PAUL. St. aulP ....2 4 2 Milwaukee . .. . ...1 9 2 Batteries Coy and Drill; Oberlin and Roth. Umpire Owens. BOURBON DID NOT FLOW LOUISVILLE DRY SUNDAY By Orders of Governor Beckman Lid Was Clamped on Tight at Falls City Even Baseball Was Tabooed Managers Arrested. .Publishers' Press Louisville, Ky., May 27. The game scheduled for this afternoon between Louisville and Toledo, American Association clubs, was stopped bv the police in the first half of the first inning. For the first time in its history the "lid" was on tight in Louisville-today and baseball playing by professionals was one of a long list of things placed under the ban by Mayor Barth. Orders to this effect, it is said came di rectly from Governor Beckham. The side and back doors of all saloons in the city were closed tight. This condition of affairs prevailed all over Ken tucky. The managers of both the Louis ville and Toledo team3 were placed under arrest but were allowed to give bond in the sum of $200 each under promise that play would not be resumed during the afternoon. QUESTION IS COMPLICATED There will Be No Insurance Legisla -son at This Session of Con gress It Is Said. Publishers" Press Washington, May 27. A decision has been reached that no insurance legislation will bo attempted at this session of congress. The House ju diciary committee, after giving ..de tailed hearings to the Insurance com mlssioners of .various states, has reached the conclusion that there is not sufficient time for the prepara tlon of an effective bill. The reason is assigned that the question is so . complicated and ..pre sents so many different aspects that careful attention must be . given hefore legislation is attempted. The hearings have been held ou the Ames bill. It has been bitterly com-' batted by the insurance companies, all of them resenting federal control of their business. Miners Ranks Break. Publishers Press Cleveland, O., May 2?. The drst break in the ranks of the Ohio miners came today, according t'o advices from Steubenville, where- the operators are making their first attempt to run a mine with non-union men. The U. S. Coal Company, operating the mine at Plum Ran, announced today that 200 union miners will return to work tomorrow and this number assures the operation In full blast of the mines.

ES PLAYED III CITY LEAGUE Starr Pianos Win Fourth Consecutive Victory, Defeating Pan Handles. PALLADIUMS LOSE AGAIN POGUE, MILLERS DUMP NEWSBOYS BY TUNE OF 14 TO 3 EAST HAVEN TAKES KIBBEYS INTO CAMP SATURDAY.

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CITY LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt. Starr Pianos "... 4 0 1.000 East Havens 2 2 .500 Pogue. Millers 2 2 .500 Kibbeys 2 2 .500 Pan Handles 2 2 .500 Palladiums 0 4 .000

RESULTS SATURDAY. Starr Pianos, 18; Pan Handles, 8. East Haven, 11; Kibbeys, 3. Pogue, Millers, 14; Palladiums, 3. After playing neck and neck for four innings Saturday afternoon, the Pan Handle team blew up and the Starr ianos won out in the remaining five nnings In a common canter. Rockhill, for the railroaders, pitched good ball, but the support behind him was so bad that it could be smelled several blocks away. Kuhlenbeck, for the piano men, did nice slab work and held his opponents safe at critical periods. The game Saturday afternoon was the fourth consecutive victory for the Starr Pianos. Line-ups and score: Starr Pianos. Pan Handles. Lichtenfels lb Griswell Pierson 2b Drischell Sittloh 3b Davissn Kremeier ss Wilson Rohe v H King Smith cf RIthmeyer Cook . . Trakowski . Kuhlenbeck rf Martin .. .c Kinsella , ...p Rockhill R. H. E. Starr Pianos 30134070 x 18 11 5 Pan Handles 20221010 0 8 5 7 Struck Out Rockhill, 4; Kuhlen beck, 4. Bases on Balls Rockhill, 2. Passed Balls Trakowski, 2. Umpire George Reld. DO BROOKLYN STUNT. Imitating the Brooklyn style of baseball, the Palladiums lost their fourth consecutive game Saturday, biting the dust to the Pogue, Miller outfit, which has struck its stride and is playing fast baseball. The Pals presented a crippled line-up, four of their regular players, Captain Quigley, Clutter, Foreman and Meyers, being out of the game. The hardware men used their sticks to a good purpose and their run getting was aided by the errors of the newspaper team. Gilmore at shortstop and Leonard at third base played star games for the Pogue, Millers. White, the new pitch er for the Palladium team, pitched a splendid game, but the support behind him was wretched. Catcher Kettler, for the Pals was painfully injured in trying to handle one of White's wide outcurves. Line-ups and score: Pogue, Millers. Palladiums. Carter lb Jones Kehlenbrink 2b .... Thompson Leonard 3b Hawyard Gilmore ss Sittloh Geier If ' Sharp Throckmarrin .. .cf G. Kettler Witte rf WTllson Griswell c W. Kettler Trakowski Reld .. .. p White R. H. E Pogue Millers 7 6 0 1 x 14 8 1 Palladiums 101013 7 6 5v'o base hits Reld, Gilmore, Leon ard and Sittolh. Struck Out White, 4; Reld, 3. Bases on Balls White, 2; Reid, 2. Hit by Pitched Ball Geier, 2. Umpire George Reid. JEFFRIES HITS HARD. For four innings the game between the Kibbeys and East Havens bid fair to be an excellent contest. However, during the latter part of the game the East Haven boys enjoyed a swat-fest and won easily, while Moore held the visitors safe at all times. Four hits were the best the vistors could gt, while eight of their batsmen struck out. Jeffries' batting was the feature. Out of five times at bat he got a single, double and two tripples. East Haven. AB R H PO A E Yaggl. c, .... 2 2 1 S 0 1 Judah, 2b 5 1 1 -3 2 2 Nance, ss., ... 4 1 Q 3 3 1 Dendinger, 3b. 4 3 2 2 2 1 Lindam'd, lb. 5 2 2 7 0 0 Jeffries, cf. . . 5 2 4 1 0 0 Balph, If 5 0 1 2 0 1 Trabaugh rf .. 3 0 0 0 0 0 Moore, p., 0 1 1 3 0 Total .. ..3S 11 12 27 10 6 Kibbeys. AB R H PO A E Newman, cf., .5 0 0 1 0 0 Balfour, 2b., ..3 0 0 1 5 1 Gaston, 3b., .. 4 0 0 2 0 1 Lancaster, p., . 4 0 1 0 2 0 Weeks, If., ... 4 2 1 1 0 0 Egge'yer, lb., 4 0 1 12 0 3 Allison, rf., ... 4 1 0 0 0 0 Foley, ss 4 0 0 1 3 0 Reid, c, 4 0 1 6 1 ,0 Total ... 31 3 4 24 11 5 Innings .1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R. H. E. Kibb. .. 0100020003 4 5 E. Hav. .0 0024113 x 11 12 6 Three base hits Jeffries, 2. Two base hits Jeffries, Lrndamood. Sacrifice hits Nance, Trobaugh. Struck out By Lancaster, 5; by Moore, 8. Double plays Balfour to Eggemeyer, Nance to Judah to Lindamood. Umpirn Sllack. Tim, at Eranie 2 hxs.

BICYCLE RACE A GREAT SUCCESS

Don Graves Won First Place and Cyrus Brown Got the Time Prize. FINISH VERY EXCITING HARRY MINOR AND TWO COLORED RIDERS THROWN FROM THEIR VHEELS Y RUNNING INTO CROWD. In a sprinting finish Don Graves captured first place from Elmer Dickinson and Cyrus Brown la the big bicycle road race held Saturday afternoon by the Richmond Bicycle Dealers' Association. Brown, who was one of the two scratch men, nosed out Dickinson for second place and captured the gold watch offered for the contestant making the fourteen mile course in the best time. Brown went the distance in the remarkably good time of 38 minutes and 16 seconds. The weather was ideal for meet but the roads were a trifle heavy owing to the dust. The meet was a grand success and the dealers feel more than satisfied with the results of their efforts. Forty-three riders entered and about forty finished, stringing in over the finish line for ten minutes after the first three men shot past the judges. Accident at Finish. Only one accident took place dur ing the race and that was right at the finish. Harry Minor and two colored men were fighting it down the Main street hill to the finish line and the crowd in its anxiety to see the exciting race crowded in on the three riders, which resulted in a smash up. All three men were thrown from their wheels in rather a violent manner, fortunately escaping with nothing more serious than a few scratches and bruises. Minor's wheel was smashed into splinters. The -first batch of riders were sent out on their fourteen mile journey about 4 o'clock, the others following at intervals of a few seconds until the two scratch men, Cy Brown and Will Bradway, were released. Brad way was counted on to make a good showing but a punctured tire near New Paris forced him to drop out of the race. Graves and Dickinson, who finished first third respectively, had 15 seconds handicap. Chat Draper, who finished a fairly good fourth, had a 2 minute handicap. After a good start Brown, the time prize winner, soon verhauled Dickinson and Graves and these three men rode side by side to the finish, passing the rest of the bunch before going half the course. Brown Gets Two Prizes. The time prize won by Brown was a valuable gold watch. Brown by win ning second place also captured a pair if tires and rims, a standard coaster brake and a cyclometer Graves received for finishing first a Hearsey bicycle and Dickinson took for third prize a pair of Palmer tires, a pair of racing rims and a pair of handle bars. Draper won as a fourth prize a pair of Hartford tires and a cycle horn. Twenty-five prizes in all were awarded. The course was north on North Nineteenth street to the New Paris pike, east on the pike to New Paris, south from there to Westville and thence west on the Na tional road to the starting point. Storm Did Damage. TPubllshers' Press Pottsville, Pa., May 27. The long drought of six weeks In Schuylkill was today broken by a damaging torrential downpour. There was a fall of over two inches and whole fields of prom islng grain have been beaten to the ground, while the highways and streets have been torn up by the flood Though the damage done today wil total thousands of dollars, burned and seared vegetation has been done an incalculable benefit. Explosion Kills Twd. Publishers' Pr Washington, Pa., MSiy 27. Two persons were killed and several in jured in a mine explosion here today i Workman Electrocuted. i Publishers'tpress Medina, Ohio, May 27. Walter Blakeslee, an employe of the Cleve land and Southwestern Traction Company, was electrocuted today at the Brunswick sub-stationNtjf the line today. His body, burned by the con tact with the powerful current. found beside a transfer machine. It is believed he came in contact with a lever when closing the circuit. Had Big Rallies. Publishers' Press Steubenville, O., May 27. After big endeavor rallies today the Na tional Christian Endeavor Union Methodist Protestant church, ad journed. The Union has 460 societies: 17.09S members and raised last .rear $12,062.37. Made Happy for Life. Great happiness came Into the home of S. C. Blair, school superintendent, at St Albans, W .Va,, when his little daughter was restored " from the dreadful complaint ha name.1!. He says: "My little daughter had St Vi tus' Dance, which yielded to no treatment but grew worse until as a last resort we tried - Electric Bitters; and I rejoice to say, three bottles effected a complete cure." Quick, sure cure for nervous complaints, general debil ity, female weaknesses, impoverished blood and malaria. Guaranteed at A. G. Luken & Cos drug store. Price

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Some of tho ablest medical writers and teachers endorse, these views and praise all the several ingredients of which "Favorite Prescription' is composed rec ommending them for the cure of the very same diseases lor which this worldfamed medieino is advised. No other medicine for women has any such profeKnUmal endorsement worth more than any number of ordinary testimonials. If interested, send name and address to Dr. It. V. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y., for his little book of extracts from the works of eminent medical writers and teachers, endorsing the several ingredients and telling lust what Dr. Pierce's medicines are niado of. It's free for the asking. IS FACING BIG STRIKE Five Thousand Skilled Me chanics in City's Employ May Quit Work. TEN MEN WANT INCREASE UNLESS THEY GET WHAT IS ASK ED, THE REMAINING WORKMEN MAY GO OUT IN SYMPATHYWATER SUPPLY PARALYZED. .Publishers' Press Chicago, May 27. Chicago's water supply is threatened, the city may be thrown into darkness at night, the bridges may refuse to turn, city in spection of sewers and plumbing may cease and the union men employed by the city may go on a general strike to provide for the increase in wages which the various building trades have asked for the ensuing year. It is estimated that five thousand or more skilled mechanics who are members of the building trades, are at present in the employ of the city, and it is said that every one stands ready to quit his place at the call of the as sociated building trades. Trouble has been brewing for some time and i came to a focus yesterday when J J. Keppler, business agent of the ma chinists' union, served notice on Wil Ham Roach, chief clerk of the engln eering department, that unless the city on the next day placed in the en velopes of the ten machinists employ ed by the city the extra pay demanded by the union over the scale paid them last year, they would go on strike, Trouble with these men would imme diately tie up the repair work on the pumping stations and seriously crip pie, if not paralyze the city's water supply. Machinists are constantly employed about the various pumping stations looking after and keeping in repair the intricate machinery. Following the demands of the ma chinists, came a statement from the representative of the sixteen plumb ers employed gy the city, the bridge buildM-aadienders, the. painters and. e electricians,Htt.of whom, are af filiated with the associated bonding trades, that in the event thar the ma chinists left their placesheywooJd join them in a sympathtic strlke. Teeth extra without pain or no charges. C Mendenhall, Dentist tf Explicit. -xeii me," requests tnjryoung per eon, entering- the study of the gray bearded phllosopher "what is the dif ference betTMCTT friendship and love?" y-bearded philosopher studies the table thoughtfully for a moment or two, then replies: "Friendship, my son, is a mutual understanding; love is a mutual misunderstanding." Life. Playmates. Pastor Do you ever play with bad little boys, Johnny? Johnny Yes. sir. Pastor I'm surprised, Johnny ! Why don't yon play with good little boys? Johnny Their mammas won't let 'em. London Tit-Bits. A Commercial Transaction. "My dear lady, may I have the refusal of your hand for a week?" "A week? Why, I'll give you a refusal that will last forever." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Considerate. Nell That horrid Mr. Hansom Insisted upon kissing me last night BelleWhy didn't you scream? Nell I didn't want to scare the poor fellow. Philadelphia Ledger. ; Secrets. Mayme Is Clara a good girl to tell a secret to? Mjnde Oh. my. no! Why, hell never ti.,A jsal! Chicajy News.

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WANTED Four butter customers for high grade Jersey butter delivered to house. Address W. II. P. Palladium. 2S-5t WANTED A girl to do housework for $3.00 a week; or a woman or girl to help by the day. Reference required. Inquire at Palladium office, Mrs. S. K. 26-6t. WANTED House for rent, about 7 rooms. Must be modern, all conveniences. Desirable location. Ad dress, X. Y. Z., care Palladium. 23-4t. HELP WANTED MALE Circular and sample distributors wanted everywhere. No canvassing. (Good pay. Cooperative Adv. Co., Jy Y. dlt RENT Furnished rooms at the Grand for gentlemen only. FOR SALE Darred Plymouth Rock Eggs, $1-25 a setting. . Dressed squabs. Home phono 1588.' Charles Nye. 41 South 12th street ap26-tf WHITECAPS WARN I MAILEVILLE Told to Move from Place of Abode or Take the Consequences THREATEN BARN BURNING THE VILLAGE HAS BEEN THE SCENE OF VARIOUS ILLEGAL OUTRAGES IN THE PAST MEN REFUSE TO LEAVE. Palladium Special.! Knightstown, Ind., May 27. Marklevllle is again excited over an anony mous letter writer, who threatens to white cap" certain citizens unless they carry out the mandates of the writer. Some time ago Walter Elli son, a well known business man of Markleville. was shot and terribly wounded, while seated behind a stove in his place of business. The would be assassin escaped unidentified. About the same time the house oc cupied by Geo. Lewis, near Ellison's store, was burned. Lewis had received anonymous letters, telling him that if he did not put Ellison 'out of his room something would happen to him. The excitement died down, however, only to be revived again by finding two whitecap letters tacked on William Bluher's barn door. Bluher lives' on the farm of Adam Forney ,and he keeps his horses and farming Implements in Forney's barn. On going to the barn early in the morning he found his horses unhaltered, the barn doors and gates to the road open and two notes tacked on the door. One was addressed to Bluher himself, and U warned him to get his stuff out of the barn at once, and keep it out, If he did not want it reduced to ashes. Refuse to Leave. The other letter was addressed to David Harrison, a middle-aged man, employed by Mr. Forney, as a farm laborer. The letter warned him to "get his gray head out from under Forney's roof within forty-eight hours, and keep it out, if he didn't want to be done like it was done to Ellison." : Excitement in the neighborhood is intense, and Frney, Harrison and Bluher are all on their guard. The fact that the "whitecappers" carried out 'their threats in the case of Ellison and Lewis makes the recipients of warn ing letters apprehensive, although neither Harrison nor Bluher will leave the Forney home. Snow In Wisconsin, Publishers' Press La Crosse, Wis., May 27. About three inches of snow fell Saturday at Sparta- Wis. A heavy rain fell throughout the upper Mississippi valley. Looking- Ahead. Gerald Will yon marry me? Geraldine Wait awhile. I don't want to get tired of you Just yet. New York Press. - Her Chief Reerret. "No, no; It Is not death I fear," She sadly sighed, "but who'll berate My husband when I am not here For sopplnar gravy from hU plate?" Detroit Free Press. - One Accomplishment. Friend What has your son learned at college? " Father The yell. Watson's Magazine. ' Oh, Inch Repeating;: TbotKh "history repeats Itself," It cannot hold a candle 1 In that respect a moment to , bit of racy scandaL I Philadelphia Ledger. 1

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LOST Babies white shawl at the Coliseum May 15 at Eagles dance,. Please return to 513 South C St. and receive reward. 2S-3t LOST Lace handkerchief Tuesday , afternoon between 26 N. 8th and 213 N. 10th. Reward if returned to latter address. 25-3t LOST A small star shaped Garnet Brooch valued as a gift. Please return to 407 S. 11th street and receive reward. 24-2t LOST A babies sandei between 2nd and Cth on North side of Main. Return to Quigley and Babylon Drug Store. 19-3t FOR RENT Furnished room with bath and electric light. 11 S. 16th street. d2t Quite Time. "I am always prepared for tho worst," growled the pessimist" , "What's the good of that? qnerled the optimist. "The worst never happens." Detroit Tribune. Caaae and Effect. Said the married man, with & atifh "I've rot a good mouth for plg-h. But I get palna and aches V Eating those my wife rn aches. And that Is, believe me. no llgh." Chicago News. Preliminary Profit. Mrs. Glubdub Did your daughter marry well? Mrs. Flimflam Yes, indeed! She had a trip all over Europe before the dlTorce.LIfe. ' . A Mrsterloaa Difference. The reason no one can explain; ' Ho Is a fool who seeks It The slang that's harsh from Sarah Jane Is cute when Mildred speaks It. ' -'Washington Star. A Ilynoerlte. , Teacher Johnny, what Is a hypocrite? .- r..: r- .. - .:, , Johnny A boy wot comes t school wld a smile on bis face. Philadelphia Record. The Eternal Feminine. She will remain the same until the end, - No hope of change till all the sex begone. E'er putting something off until the last Or putting something on I Mew Orleans Times-Democrat. . Confidential. The Golf Girl John seems to havo foozled in making love to me, The , Auto Girl Well, something , ' gone wrong with my sparker too. Judge. The Proper Way, ; How do you find business V ' He asked of the rising Young merchant. He answered, : '! "By good advertising." , r -1 Philadelphia Press. - How to Lose Some Fan. "The girl who marries the first fellow she falls In love with," replied the observer of events and things, "misses a whole lot of fun.' Yonkers Staiasmaxu Similarity. So swift a beauty fades away That one may scarcely say It blooms. Ml i . 1 - . . . - . - J. . li bo -wiiii nvwera iruin any w uay, 'TIs so with presidential booms;; - ' Minneapolis Journal. Prepared For the Worst. Mrs. Benham We have . to 4nV. things as they come. Benham I know it When Is-you? mother coming? Baltimore News. 'As Spoken, ...-- A briquette Is a little brick,, But let this notion soak ' ' Into your mem'ry: A croquette' Is not a little croak. . He Hadn't Thensjrht of Them. Hewitt I want everything tnati coming to me. Jewett Do you really like to receive bills? Pueblo Chieftain." . ; In the Match For Points. The parenthesis said to. the comma;' "Your luck as a short stop ne'er swerve Fm afraid I'm not In It much longer, - For the dash has got on to my curves." . Baltimore American. - The Ltlteness. Tie says he knows her like a book?" "Yes, so he docs; like a Henry James book, ne simply doesn't understand her at all." Puck. - The Ruler. Hear the madly cheering: thousands As the batl Is defUy whlrl-d! Ah, the hand that does the pitching; Is the band that rules the world ! New York Sua The Grammatical Prisoner. "And when he said skiddoo what did you do V asked the Judge. T sklddid, your honor," said the prisoner. Judge. - - ' Jealons. Ere many days have vanished we W1U hear the gay mosquito call. Tm busier than the busiest bee. And yet I get no praise at all." ' Washington Star.'