Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 124, 26 May 1906 — Page 4
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SATURDAY, MAY 26, 1906.
Czar Nicholas seems to have assumed a position toward Russia's new parliament of tho "heads I win, tails you loso" order.
Washington dispatches stato that
tho visiting Indian, prince, Tho Mah
araja Gaekwar, was much Impressed with John Sharp Williams, the Democrat leader in tho House. Just wait until Tho Maharaja hears one of Senator Tillman's outbreaks against President Roosevelt.
Commissioner Garfield's report cr tho Standard Oil Trust has dono some good anyway. "Boss" of the Senate, Aldrlch, was forced to permit tho passago of the freo alcohol bill. Secretary ;Taft's authorized statement that no conclusion had been reached regarding his prospective appointment to the Supreme Court of the United States, probably indicates that the , "presidential bee buzzing" malady has broken out in his bonnet.
SHAKESPEAR DOWN TO DATE ...THE TEMPEST... Third of the Series of Translations of the Bard of Avon's Historic, Masterpieces.
(Copyright, 1906, by S. W. Gillllan.)
tE time, when'Naples had a king and things, instead of nothing but Vesuvius, there was a duke living at Milan who was so woozy
over the six-bcst-sellers that he spent
all his time reading the House of Hil
arity and other highly intellectual works,' and left all the, reigning, hailing, and other precipitations .to ajlazy brother of his'who wouldrather.be duke,, and live a little high life than be always Reading up on other people's.scandals. The ofd duke's name was Prospero, and his brother's name was Antonio Prossie and .Tphy their, mother called them when they were little. By. and jby iTony became so struck on . the reignlxigt business that he decided that her would! let Prossie keep right; on .reading tne book reviews and- Dotjy Dialogues, while he went right onMuking.' He; had j learned early in his life that there ' was ? noth lng Prossie hated worse thamto .be bothered by having people buttin on him1, whenthe villain t was about to be hurled , over a precipice jbythe hero ' while? the heroine'' lay lna dead t faint and a;new gown near; by, so he wisely andbenevolently., concluded that ,the kindest thlngtofdoiwas to put, him .where no one wouldUroublo'hlm'at all. IIe got' spme . people .to help , him tho '.king arid a few 'others who wer-
en'tibusy-and .they. took the old chap and, his baby daughter, at dead of night,"" away out ' to sea, put them in a.boat that resembled a colander, and left them ' there, just as if they were too manykittens. They wouldn't have, taken the baby along, 'onlyj they wanted .to .do a kidnaping and without a , kid Hn ' it ' they didn't believe it would-be . legal. Now Prossie; and his - little girl, Miranda, twould have, been 1 in a dlckens'ofWflxif .'it' hadn't. been for an old dub. named Gonzalo J, whom Prospero had .once shown! how to fix a gas meter so it wouldn't hurry sp. Gonzalo had saved as'much as $8 a year by this information, and he was bound that if his old friend -died It Bhould be with a full stomach and a six-best-seller under his proboscis. So he had sneaked some of Bertha Mud Clay's volumes, , six bottles of pale amber foam-producer and a couple of barrels of pretzels under his coat to the home of Prospero the night the kidnapping had been advertised to take place without the1 knowledge of the people, and these found their way Into this naval colander in which Prossie and 'Randy started on their little regatta.
On they went in their nttie perforated Cunarder. and so kind was Prospero, even then, that whenever
It is 'reported that the Standard Oil ;Trust Is going to remove its subsldary 'companies' from both "bhio 'and Texas. Maybe if the. people keep up theln fight against this corrupt monopoly If may jretite'from the United States altogether, though this would seem to good to be true.
The, chronic kickers club is now complaining that tho hot weather is hurting, their, business. A short time ago it 'was the rain. Too bad we cannothave' Utopian weather conditions.'
1 President Baor of the Reading. Rail-1
road says that his railroad' is the only one ntrAmerlca which?is starightforl ward vand honest. Forhis sake'let.us
'hope that the'investijjation soon to be
gin Into the affairs of the Reading,1
: will-not disclosa any overlooked skele-
' tons in thls railroad's corporate closet.
In view, of 'tho. astounding 4revela-J
jtions which" have come to light in the t Investigation into the . business methods of tho Standard Oil Trust, its plea of inherence at the time Commissioner Garfield made his report was nothing but a bald face lie.
And now the packers aro begging , President Roosevelt not to make public the report Into the methods and condition of f their business. Strange as it may seem, John D. Rockefeller, of Standard Oil fame, is said to be next to Ogden Armour the heavest stockholder in the packing companies located at Chicago. Funny how he seems to be mixed up in everything that is engaged in "skinning" the American people.
All aboard! for Conductor- Baer's train on the Reading, the only . "straight"-railroad between here and heaven.
Coming of Coy Margetts. Some might thins Decoration Day
an unsuitable time for such a cere-
, mony as Lieut. Col. Margetts, of the
i salvation Army, will perform next
Wednesday night at Grace M. E. i church. But the men's staff captain
wrote from Indianapolis to Adjutant Mclndoe that ho would bo here the :30th and" the Women's Staff Captain i wrote from Detroit that she would be
' kara tha aatua (lav.
a drop of . salt water got imprisoned in his boat, he would bail it out without asking any questions as to its guilt or innocence. At a good deal of length they reached an island, where, after Prossie had read to the end of the chapter he was in at the time, and laid a pretzel in the book to mark the place, he looked about him to see what he was up against. And it was plenty. There had been an old lady of unlovely character there for some time sorcering things. If that old lady her name was Sycorax-r-had lived in Massachusetts in the days tof Cotton Duck Trust ; Mather, it wouldn't have been) for much Uonger i than a snowflake! of the average robustiousness would stay unharmed in the place ap
proached by the avenue asphalted with ' good intentions. - She was a naughty old thing rude as themtecliief. Among. other peevish tricks she had done, . she j .had ' taken a nice young s'prjte named t'Ariel," who (belonged to Sprites' 'Local'. Union, No 7, and who had been doing most of the spirting in that' island for a-long'time, split a pine, tree, and stuck hi, min the- split, where she carelessly left him for 12 years. I leave it to anybody to say if that was nice. Also this old womanfs-rights advocate gave birth to a homely and halfwitted son while there, and' he, while handy to carry wood,' tend'the furnace and work the dumbwaiter, wasn't fit to be seen in the. parlor. Prossie said: "Oh pshaw! I've got a lot of magicklng .to, do before I go on with my reading.- This is the worst interruption I have had in years." First he made breakfast , food out of Sycorax, let Ariel out ofthepalnful position with which j after twelve years, he was thoroughly annoyed, and set Caliban to mowing the lawn. He had prevailed on Ariel, however, before releasing him to sign a contract agreeing to sprite exclusively for him and 'Randy for twelve more years or so. Ariel was up against it, and the pine was pinching him pretty hard at the time, so he did it. Nothing else happened until Prossie had read all of his books, and then he got restless. Once when he had a hunch that something was doing he looked up his magrc and found that a boat containing his naughty brother Tony, the nasty king who had helped put him away, and old Gonzalo of the gas-meter, with others, including a son of the king, was out on the ocean sailing, not far from his little farm. He called Ariel and said: "Ary, I've got a hot stunt for you.
A few choice enemies and a friend of mine are 'doing a Lipton saunter over the briny not far from here. I've
arranged for a little stage business in the way of.a.storm that will scare the eternal daylights out "of the entire push'. I wish" you would trudge out there and play the part of blazes until they thing the ship's afire that will interest : and amuse them still more. Don't really hurt any of them, though. Your Uncle Fuller has a little ossification to pick with them." It was done. Magic works much better than atgasheater or anything else that Is more modern and expensive. When Ariel returned and told what had happened and how the king, Tony and Gonzalo had bit pieces out
of the masts from sheer nervousness, and then, accompanied by the crew, had started Steve Brodie-ing for shore, the old man nearly had a cat spasm. He was also pleased with Ariel's little plan r for scattering the crowd so that each thought he was the sole survivor of the rumpus and was preparing to tell whoppers about It all if he every got home to be made over. Ariel thoubght It a good time "to strike the old man for a cancellation of his long time contract, but he missed itt. Prossie jumped all over him like a setting hen, and told him if he mentioned quitting again till his time was out he Vould split an oak and let him be cloths-pinned there for another dozen yeavc' twist, just to see how that would please him.
Ariel said "Excuse Me", and went
about his business, which was to cor
ral the crowd and bunch them at Prossie's villa after torturing them
all for a good sized spell.
Which also was done. In the mean
time, young Ferdie. son of the king.
had been coaxed over close to Pros
sie's place, where he first saw 'Randy.
'Randy first saw him, too, and she
simnly went wild over his bull-dog
pipe and his padded shoulders.
It was the first college young man
she had ever seen. The way they got busy making love would have been a scandle, only there was no other woman there, so nothing could
be made a scandle of.
When then whole herd had been
rounded up at Prospero's, and the king and Tony were sitting on hard
i!i Jrs wViIIp Gonzalo lay in a ham
mock, Prossie handed them out the
sassiest shipment of aint-you-sorry-
vnn.ilnnp- it talk that thev had ever
heard. It was up to them to keep still, which they did in nine languages
and three dialects.
Moral Not everybody who reads
popular literature is daffy.
CITY ADVERTISEMENT. Department of Public Works. Office of the Board. CITY ADVERTISEMENT Richmond, Ind., April 17, 1906. To Whom It May Concern: Notice Is hereby given by the Board
of Public Works of tie City of Richmond, Indiana, that on the 25th day of May, 1906, they unanimously adopted
Improvement Resolution No. 68, 1906, Providing for the construction of cement sidewalk on Jhe eases' side of Sheridan street, frsna SqhoX)! street to Richmond avenue? 4oTyujlifoi4i width
of five (5) feet . if $
The Board of PuMfcAVorksipf said
city has fixed Vednesflay, IJuia 6th,
1906, as a dateupojf whih remon
strances may befil or presented by
n, or affected by, Movement as above said day, at 10 fioard will meet at ptrpose of hearing an remonstrances
which may have been filed or present
ed, and for the purpose of taking final
action thereon. Such action shall be final and conclusive upon all persons.
Published May 26th, 1906. JOS. S. ZEL1.EP., JOHN F. DAVENPORT, WILLIAM H. ROSA, Board of lublic Works.
THINGS THEATRICAL."
Will M. Creasy and Blanche Dayne
ere to pass under the management of the. Sauberts next season and will be
starred in comedy. Edward Abeles, the chauffeur in "Man and Superman," will, star next season la a dramatization of George Barr McCutcheon's novel, "Brewster's Millions." W. II. Crane is to appear in a dramatic version of "Letters of a Self Made: Merchant to His Son" next season."' The play is to be called "Old
jGrogan Graham."
, . next 6eaon lsugene urmonae win make his debut in New York as a star. His play, . which- was written especially for him i by Carl ,. Herbert of the JeUe&terN. Y.) Post-Express, is calle4"IierrAjiierlcan Prince." ; Vlpja Allen;nas already begun to engage hjer, company for next season, a facttthatiputs.a quietus to; the report that her, marriage would result in her retirement - Fuller -Melllsh, one of Richard . Mansfield's company, is the first?' to sign "a contract. "The GoleniButterfly" is a new play by - E,dith ..acvane. The play is a comedy of iNew York life and Miss Anglin'iwill produce it next season.
Miss Macvane is the daughter of Pro
fessor Mactane of Harvard university
and is a graduate of Radcliffe college.
CHURCH AND CLERGY.
St j Martin's church, Canterbury, Is paldUo be, the t oldest church in England In use'tiday. Lutherans in the United States now number 1,866,635 members and 7,709 ministers. During 1905 the membership Increased 53,979, and 351 new congregations were formed. The two bodies called Young Women's Chrlstiau associations, which have been growing up together side by side on this continent, are now being consolidated into oue organization. The Presbyterian church is to launch at its next general assembly a comprehensive brotherhood for the men of the denomination. Tha recent extraordinary convention of United Presbyterian laymen at Tittsburg has given a marked impetus t men's work In all denominations. The Baptist Young People's Union of America will hold its fifteenth international convention at Omaha, July 12-15. Count Tolstoi predicts that in 500 years Confucianism, Brabmanism, Buddhism, Mohammedanism and Christianity will be merged into the last named religion.
esTToi.' liiigeiie wal&of "Slie" puis ojNlie most mannish of linen blouses with a soft rolling collar and, generally speaking, elbow sleeves with gauntlet cuffs. There are at least a dozen variations of this waist, and almost any figure may be suited. New York Post
CURIOUS CULLINGS.
A soldier stationed at Constantine, Algeria, who had stolen three belts from his comrades threw himself over a 200 foot precipice to escape military punishment. A Willlmantlc (Me.) man's will bequeathed to a sister $1 and a swarm of bees, which he hoped would sting her iuto repentance for the way she had treated him. After being twenty years In the service of a family at Saffron Walden, England, as housekeeper a woman died, and it was found that no one knew her surname. On the window of a London dentist's appears the announcement, "Teeth extracted with great pains." He offers a novelty. Most dentists' advertisements are less truthful.
COLLEGE AND SCHOOL.
Mrs. Louisa N. Bullard has given the Harvard Medical school $50,000 to establish a chair of neuropathology. The giving of prizes in the Chicago public schools by outside parties has been definitely abolished by the board of education. Twenty-two new school buildings are to be constructed In Los Angeles to be ready before school opens the latter part of next September. President Jordan of Stanford university says that in the rebuilding of tho university buildings destroyed In the recent earthquake no classic style structures will be erected, as the modern style of building very much better withstood the recent shakeup.
CONGRESSIONAL CUTS.
GOWN GOSSIP.
, Real lace veils, black and white, are very much admired. A few colored laee veils are seen, brown being popular. Large chiffon veils continue to be worn, usually with ajnesh face veil beneath. k.Whlte, champagne, gray, reseda, brown afid black are favorite colors. l. ' Tucks are favorite skirt decorations. In groups of three or more they trim a great many gowns iu soft materials .and also many tub gowns. Lace insets, shaped and trimmed flounces, ruffles and other trimmings are allowed. When one is not-wearlne th&.flimsi-
The senate would be a Very inexpensive institution if it were paid fee its services on the "piecework" plan. Little Rock Gazette. There will be an adjournment of congress just as soon as the public business threatens to Interfere with the work of the campaign, committees. Washington Post After reading some of the eulogies delivered over deceased members one cannot help wondering how such truly good men ever succeeded In breaking Into congress. Washington Post
Hank White Gave the Tip.
Hank White, the minstrel, lived in Reading, Vt, for many years. He was very fond of horse races, and rarely
missed any of the meetings in Windsor or Rutland county. Once he attended
a breeders' meeting at Rutland. The
breeders' meetings were famous and
attracted people from New York, Mas
sachusetts, New Hampshire and all over Vermont. On this particular day Hank was seated in the grand stand.
one of 5,000 people. "Hod" Fish Ira, a well known char
acter, was driving his horse Belvidere,
a very large bay horse, with not too much speed, but the owner had an Idea
that he was a wonder. It was in the free for all race. All the horses except
Belvidere had passed the grand stand
almost neck and neck on the first half.
It was a beautiful race. Trailing belilnd about twenty rods came Belvi
dere, the driver urging him on to bet
ter efforts, and when he was in front of the grand stand Hank stood up and
yelled at the top of his voice: "Take the first turn to the left. Hod; all the others have gone that way." Hod drove
Belvidere to the barn. Boston Herald
persons vinterest said prbposd Ii described, afcd o'clock a. m.Asaf its office for m and considering
CITY ADVERTISEMENT. Department of Public Works.
Office cf thtv Board.
chmond Ind.
To Whom it May Concern:
Notice is hereby givln by the Board of Public Works of tate i!ity of Rich
mond, Indiana, that oi Me 25th day of
May 1906, they ujifliSpusI adopted Improvement ResM&Mi No.tf7, 1906,
Providing for the cisuptJ3n of cement sidewalks off bk.& ides of
South Eleventh sreet, frotn Main street to South ueet.lo al uniform
witdh of six (Q) fit. I The Boarcfcoffublic wlrks of said
city has fixed? Mnesday, June 6th,
1906, as a dL ikon which remonstrances may f filld or presented by persons Interested A, or affected by, said proposed Improvement as above
described, and on said day, at 10
o'clock a. m., said Board will meet at its office for the purpose of hearing and considering any remonstrances which niay have been filed or presented, and for the purpose of taking final action thereon. Such action shall be final and conclusive upon all persons. Published May 26th, 1906. JOS. S. ZELLER. JOHN F. DAVENPORT. WILLIAM H. ROSA. Board of Public Works.
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Further HBtice Is heleby given that plans and splfcificatlonsgr the above bridge are one in the office of the county auditor jWayne county. C. E. "HOLEY, T. E. CLARK, JOHN F. DYNES, Commissioners of Wayne County. 26-lt
How's This?
"The Queen of Slelly.'
Syracuse calls itself the capital of the
south, but it has no cause to dispute
priae of place with Falermo. The met
ropolitan city is superior In popula
tion, wealth and much else, but it is de
ficient in what its ancient and glorious
rival has In such abundance. For Syra
cuse has the supreme charm of Greece
In a way that no other city except Ath
ens has. Not even in Corinth, nowhere
in nellas from Messana or Sparta in the south to Thebes in the north, is there any Hellenic town to compare with "the queen of Sicily." As a sanctuary, Delphi is far more impressive than anything in Sicily, as a national meeting place Olympia has no rival, but nowhere except at Athens is a Greek city to be seen today which has the proud record of the marvelous metropolis of the Sicilian Greeks, a city as great in power and wealth and beauty as Athena herself, and victor at last In the long and fatal rivalry which indirectly involved the passing of the nellealstic dominion of all the lands washed by the Ionian and Mediterranean seas. Century.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Satarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfecty honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm. Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, eating directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per
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Protection. Mrs. Albee Of course, you married Mr. Bebee for love? Mrs. Be beeWell, yes, I suppose you would call it that. I married him to protect him from no less than three widows In our street. If I hadn't snapped him up one of them would have beta sure to get him.
Take Hood's Sarsaparilla To purify, vitalize and enrich your blood, create an appetite and give you" strength. Unnid or tfthlata. Uft Soses One Dollar.
The Coretona Matt. Go not to a covetous old man with any request too soon In the morning, before be hath taken in that day's prey, for his covetousness is up before him, and he is in ill humor, but. stay till the afternoon, till he be satiated upon some borrower. Fuller.
Misery assails riches as lightning does the highest towers; or, as a tree that is heavy laden with fruit breaks Its own boughs, so do riches destroy the, virtue of their possessor. Burton.
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