Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 102, 1 May 1906 — Page 2

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The Richmond Palladium, Tuesday, May 1, 1906. IES OF COLDS CURED ARIZONA SALOON MAN WHO WAS VERY . FRANK

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Munyon's Cold Cure Relieves the head throat and lungs almost Imme'LA IVriAVJM- . V E.,rrT"""f''l" ' w -unecKs X.Acl,esu,J? Pain Caused by Colds. It cures Grip and obstinate Coughs and prevents Pneumonia. Sold by all Drurists, 23c THE NEW PHILLIPS WEEK OF APRIL 30. O. G .MURRAY MANAGER. DAILY at 3 and 8 P. M. A MISS GRAYCE MILLER, Overture. B NOVELTY ACT Eddie Horan "The KU.'Kant Gent", thenan with many dances. C Otte Steinert & Thomas Hattie In a laughable andentirely orlg ln.il German Comoy act entitled, 'That Little Geiian Hand I D Harry - nold SJ Willard Kittie. In their iughi; absurdity "The i Echo." r E CLIFF DE N JCO. ' Preset) tin te humorous Satire ' on Married ife. I F MISS THO Illustrated (PSCN. Sor.s V'Gcneve and "Just for Tonight." C THE FAMOUS BUCKEYE Trio, The strongest and most original act on the American stage in their latest creation "A Tramp's Dream," introducing acrobatic Krotesque and contortion work. H The Philoscope, Latest Motion Pictures. "Last Witch," Haunted House," "III Rewarded Conjurer," and "How Pa Helps With House Cleaning." GENNETT THEATRE IRA SWISHER, Manager. WEEK OF APRIL 3 Daily at 3 and 8 p m. PROF. GUS TURE. FREDERK IS OVERTHE CELEBRATED DACOS, Champion AcrobJfic Marksmen and posturing nrsts of the world The only act of the kind in the world. LAURA BUCK L impersonauyis. BARR ANJ3 EVANS, Refine Character Comedy. MR. ERNeVrENK, IllustraVd Songs "Good Bye Mary Dear, "Neath the Spreading Chestnut Tree." EDWARD GILLEN, Versatile Comedian and Comedy Juggling Marvel. THE MUSICAL SIMPSONS, Artists Premier Exponents of high-class music on legitimate and novelty instruments. MOTION PSCTURES, "Miraculous Water," "Across the Alps," "The Green Goods Man."

$1.00,?bc!pund To Cincinnati Via I.C.&L.R.R. SUNDAY, 1AY 6th. i BASE BALL vs. HU Jjoula Matinees at all Theatres 1 Visit the Famous oo and numerous other a Tactions Traln leave lttchni mil .05 am H.istoiil UiHm Kltcbils U.83nm (tottngAUlrove 9.40 am " Iittth...l 9.5 am " lVoita .l io.W am Returning loavea Clrf-lnnatl 6.i0 pm For particulars clll C. A. BLAIR, P, & T. A. vHome Tel. 11. Richmond.

;$1.00 Rtjund Trip iTo Muncie, Joitesboro Marion, FJeru and Intermedia t stations. ;Via C. C. & L R. R. Sunday, May 6th BASEBALL Muncie MuncL vs. Bay City. MarionMarion vs. Saginaw. Visit the National . at Marion. Take the famil Tram leaves Ri f oldiers' Home and go. hinond 10.45 am C. A. BL Air, p. & t. a. I Rlchtuoni Home Tel. It.

BAM POWDER The State Chemists Report Shows Some Rather Surprising Things.

SAMPLES ARE ANALYZED TWENTY-THREE BRANDS FOUND ON SALE IN GROCERY STORES IN INDIANA ARE DECLARED BAD. Palladium Spec Ial.J Indanapolis, April 30. Forty-one samples of baking powder have just been analysed by H. E. Barnard, chemist of the State Board of Health, and of these eighteen were pure and twenty-three impure. The samples were gathered from grocery stores and were taken from the regular stock in each case. The law provides that samples of foodstuffs that are to be tested in the State laboratory shall be purchased promiscuously. Mr. Barnard say the value of a baking powder depends on the percentage of carbon dioxide that is produced in the bread making. All baking powders contain, as their principal ingredients, bicarbonate of soda and some kind of acid. It is the action of the acid on the bicarbonate of soda that produces the carbon dioxide, which is the leavening or "raising" powder. Any powder that gives off 10 per cent, of carbon dioxide is considered pure, provided it contains no ground rock, gypsum or terre alba. None of the latter adulterants was found in any of the samples that "were tested. Three Kinds of Baking Powder. There are three kinds of baking powders, namely, cream of tarter, phosphate and alum. It is over this fact that the controversy between the makers of the various kinds quarrel as to purity. The maker of a cream of tartar baking powder contends that his is the only real ' pure kind and that the others are impure. The makers of other kinds take exactly the opposite position. This contention, however, was not taken into consideration by Mr. Barnard in making his tests or in giving the results. One sample was found that showed only 1 per cent, of carbon dioxide, while several others were found to contain but 5 per cent, or less. The regulation amount of baking powder required in baking is two teaspoonfuls ti a quart of flour so it will be seen that when the powder gives off but one per cent, of carbon dioxide it would require twenty teaspoonfuls to the quart of flour. Several of the samples tested were a mixture of alum and phosphate and some that were, marked "phosphate" were alum powders. The list of the baking powders tested by Mr. Barnard will be made public in the next issue of the laboratory bulletin. THE MAI DM CONCERT UNIQUE ENTERTAINMENT. Pupils of Hibberd School Arrange Program of Special Interest for the Afternoon at Pythian Temple Prof. Earhart is Director. The eighth annual May concert to be given by the pupils of Hibberd school will take place this afternoon at Pythian Temple. The program will be as follows: Overture "Comique" Beissig It. II. S. Orchestra Spring Greeting . . Robert Schumann Bluehe, liebes Veilchen Schul?, The Little Soldier Kuecken 2A, 3AB Grade Pupils. By-low-by . . . . Arr. from W. Taubert The Tulips Gaynor The Clock Gaynor Kindergarten, 1AB, 2B Grade Pupils. A May Morning L. Denza Summertime's Song.. .. Oley Speaks Miss Alice Kruegor. The Piper .. . .Bohemiam Folk Song Wiegenlied . .G. W. Fink Jutlandish Dance Song .. Arr. by Heinrich Reimann 4AB, 5AB Grade Pupils Roses in June Edward German Miss Patton The Maybells and the Flowers .. ..... Mendelssohn Wanderlied 1 . ..Folk Song Come to the Woodlands ..Sinclair Dunn 5A, GAB, 7B Grade Pupils. Waltzes "Salamanda Breezes," . . . . .' Wolersteiu It. H. S. Orchestra. Miss Anna M: Schulz, Principal, Mr. Will Earhart, Musical Director Miss Marie Runge, Pianist. Business College Summer School 10 per cent, discount. l-6t Up Against It. The hand that rocks the cradle And soothes the little tike Will In a heated moment Sometimes g o on a strike. Then pity the poor youngster's fate. For It can never arbitrate. No Regard For His Reputation. They say he Is a candidate for the senate." "I always heard he would do anything for money.

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Helen Bertram as Little Jack Home with "The Ginger Bread Man," at the Gennett, May 5th. AT THE THEATERS Patrons of the Gennett Vaudeville are highly pleased with the bill this week. It was predicted that it would be good and the prediction has been fully verified. Those who care for expert marknianship will find a treat in the work of the celebrated DeAcos, who perform some, exceedingly remarkable feats. They are done from a slack wire and from the most difficult positions. Some chances are taken in doing this work that the ordinary citizen would not care to duplicate and one feels a little uneasy until they are over, but the DeAcos show no trepldltion. Laura Buckley, Impersonator, is one of the most clever and refined that the Gennett has yet presented. Her work appeals to those who like hign grade impersonations. The Musical Simpsons are among the best In their line, getting some very clever music out of legitimate and comedy instruments. Edward Gillen furnishes the juggling portion of the bill and Baar and Evans put on a character comedy. The illustrated songs are unusually well illustrated this week and the motion piceures are entertaining. It should be a good week for the Gennett. "The Ginger Bread Mar." On account of its splendid music, artistic vocalists, clever comedians, and dainty, clean, appealing story, "The GingcrBred Man" which is said. to be the newest, and, in many respects, the brightest and most novel of musical fantasies, should gain a lasting cozy corner In the hearts of local playgoers when it comes to the Gennett on May 5th. The book and lyrics are by Frederick Ranken, author of some of the most successful modern musical plays, and the score was composed by A. Baldwin Sloan. The cast is probably the strongest en tour, comprising such acknowledged comic opera artists as Homer Lind. In addition there is an ensemble of 65 girls, who were christened by a New York dramatic writer "The American Beauty Chorus." New Phillips Good Bill. There are 'some particularly bright spots on the vaudeville bill at the New Phillips this week and the prospect is that patrons of the house will find much enjoyment in the program. One of these bright spots is the work of Harry Arnold , and Kitty Willard in their laughing absurdity, "The Echo." This turn In which Arnold has a blackface part and In this he is hard to beat. They received a most enthusiastic reception. Another of the bright spots is the Cliff Dean Company, presenting slj humoruos satire on married life. Their dialcfeue Is entirely new and fresh and their acting is good. Dean sings a song about the peculiarities of the English language that is a hit. The thrd bright spot is the work of the famous Buckeye trio, who do some acrobatic, grotesque and contortion work that is good and that has a comedy setting that makes it go with a rush. Other numbers on the bill are Steinert a- ' Thomas in German comedy; Eddie Horan, a clever dancer and monologist, the illustrated songs and motion pictures. Ton"hi:t's performance -will be a benefit for the San Francisco earthquake sufferers. Manager Murray has a good week's business In prospect. O Bean the Signature ef A.STOI1.ZA.. ThB Kind You Have Always Boai Candidates In Plenty. It Is the fall election year. Another congress we must choose. And all the freaks come bobbing up The blooming freaks we cannot lose. Some fellows no more fit to go Than Adam's large, well trained off ox Come looking with their weather eyes For favors at the ballot box. The weak, the foolish and the vain. The Short, the tall, the thin, the fat. The fellow who can only boast Of Fawclnst brains beneath his hat. The man without sufficient wit In simple truth to dodge a train. His counterpart who doesn't know Knough to come in out the rain. They meet you singly and in droves. They grasp your hand at every turn. And every burg, no odds how small And poor, has candidates to burn. And many members you might guess Of this self sacrificing band Could hardly tell the time of day Or hold a job at pounding sand. They see the mighty ship of state And want' to run that noble craft And gather for themselves meanwhile A very pretty bunch of graft. They'd gladly introduce such laws As to their feeble minds occur. But what they really want to get Is that fine, large five thousand per Helped Him Change It. "He jvas going to marry her, but he chanj.'sl his mind," "Did he find her out?' "No; he found her in alony with the fellow to' whom she was engaged alreadj." .

Publishers' Press Tombstone. Ariz., April 30. Tombstone claims to have the frankest saloon keeper in the United States. He keeps the Temple Bar saloon and advertises his business in a remarkable manner. He has had cards "printed bearing the following words: "Friends and neighbors I am grateful for past favors and having supplied my store with a fine line of choice Hnnrira Qltnor ma infnrm vnn t Vi ) t T

J . . . u 111... .LAVS. 1U J V . . vuub shall continue to make drunkards, paupers and beggars for the sober, industrious, respectable part of the community to support. My liquors will excite riot, robbery and bloodshed. "They will diminish your comforts, increase your expenses and shorten life. I shall confidently recommend them as sure to multiply fatal accidents and incurable diseases. "They will deprive some of life, others of reason, many of character and all of peace. They will make fathers fiends, wives widows,, children orphans and all poor. I will train your sons in infidelity, dissipation, ignorance, lewdness and every other vice. I will corrupt the ministers of religion, obstruc tthe gospel, defile the church and cause as much temporal and ternal death as I can. I will thus E I0U TRIED IT? JUMBLED LINE CONTEST. Many Readers of the Palladium are Using Their Best Efforts to Land the $1 Daily Prize Interest Increasing. Have you tried to put the jumbled lines together? Try this mornng. Look on page 7, read each "ad" carefuly and you will discover in many of them lines that evidently do not belong there. Cut these out and either paste them one below the other in proper order or make a copy of them on paper .writing on one side of the sheet only. If you can arrange the story properly you stand an excellent chance to win the $1 prize. Turn to page 7 and read the conditions. The proper arrangement of the lines in yesterday's paper was made by seventeen persons out of 97 who attempted it. As neatness counted as well as anything else it was rather difficult to pick the winner, there being three that were especially, well-arranged. The proper arrangement of the lines is as folws: RECOGNITION OF ITS VALUE AS AN ADVERTISING MEDIUM , IS BRINGING THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM INTO CLOSE TOUCH WITH THE MERCHANTS OF THE CITY; IS MAKING ITS COLUMNS SOUGHT BY THOSE WHO HAVE WARES TO SELL AND IS CAUSING ITS COLUMNS TO BE READ BY THOSE WHO SEEK A PLACE TO BUY TO THE BEST ADVANTAGE. THE RICHMOND PALADIUM'S JUMBLED LINE CONTEST HAS AROUSED DEEP INTEREST AMONG MANY READERS, ANSWERS POURING INTO THE OFFICE FROM ALL PARTS OF THE CITY AND FROM SOME OF THE READERS ON THE RURAL ROUTES. IF YOU DO NOT CARE TO CUT OUT AND PASTE THESE LINES, COPY THEM ON PAPER. NEATNESS COUNTS AS WELL AS ACCURACY IN THE ARRANGEMENT OF THE LINES. READ THE ADVERTISEMENTS CAREFULLY SO THAT THE LINES CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR NOTICE. BRING YOUR ANSWERS TO THE PALLADIUM OFFICE TODAY, ANY TIME AFTER 10 O'CLOCK. THE WINNER EACH DAY .WILL RECEIVE $1 PRIZE. IF FAILURE COMES THE FIRST TIME, TRY AGAIN. THERE IS ONLY ONE ARRANGEMENT OF THESE LINES THAT IS CORRECT. Nothing For His Money. v "There is nothing the matter with you," said the doctor after he had made a thorough examination of the patient. "Tou are sound and perfectly healthy." "Oh, doctor, that is a great relief to me! How much is your bill?" "One dollar." "One dollar! Why, that is outrageous! The doctor In the block below found that I had liver, lung and kidney complaint and only charged me 50 cents for the whole business!" Probably. "What's it a sign of to dream of getting something you've wanted a long time, but felt that you couldn't afford?" "Sign that you are likely to be the recipient of dunning letters in the course of time if you don't watch out." Not Appetizing, "Here Is a case of a man found starving to death who could speak ten languages." "Evidently he couldn't eat his words." Lucky Failing. H always tried to tell the truth. But he was glad Indeed That when he traded for a horaa He couldn't quite succeed. Raw Material, He made the motor out of hia own head." "I suppose he has some wheels left In it too." Just a Freak of Language "They gave me a raw deal" "I presume they had it all cooked op tat you."

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'accomodate the public' it may be at the loss of my never-dying soul. But I have a family to support, the business pays and the public encourages it "I have paid my license and the traffic is lawful, and if I don't sell it somebody will. I know the Bible says: "Thou shalt not kill, no drunkard shall enter the kingdom of heaven," and I do not expect the drunkard maker to fare any better, but I want an easy living and I have resolved to gather the wages of ini' 'ity and fatten on the ruin of my species. "I shall, therefore, carry on my business with energy and do my best to diminish the wealth of the nation and endanarer the safety of the State. As my business flourishes in proportion to your sensibility and ignorance I will do my best to prevent moral purity and intellectual growth. "Should you doubt my ability I refer you to the pawnshops, the poorhouse, the police court, the hospital, the penitentiary and the gallows, where you will find many of my best customers have gone. The sight of them will convince you that I do what I say. "Allow me to inform you that you are fools and that I am an honest saloon keeper."

REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS William J. Hiatt to Clara Alice Horr, lot 21G in Haynes' addition to Richmond $1600 A. W. Hem pieman to Lena E. Ewing, lot 20 in that part of the city laid out by Jonathan Roberts 00. Iva L. Hort et al., to Ida M. Moore, lot 11 in block 4 of C. T. Prices' addition to the city ?2300 CASTOTlIAc Bears the Kind You HavB Always Bought 8isr am Humor end Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH SIGNS OF SPRING. The air above is soft and warm. The mud below is ten feet deep. And every other day tr so The busy clouds turn in and weep. And then the sun comes out again, And all the little birdies sing, And so you look around a bit And rather guess that it is spring. The tomcat sings unto its mate, The calf keeps up a plaintive wail. Because it thinks it ought to see Some one approaching with a pail. While over In the vacant lot The johnny-Jump-up lifts its head. And you begin to think it's time To wrestle with the onion bed. The bumble bee comes out to see If it is time for him to bum; He hunts the grindstone in the shed And sharpens up his stinger some. AH nature seems to be at play, And full of life is everything, For e'en the sad and pensive mule Lifts up his voice and tries to sing. Tou see the signs on every hand That spring has really come to stay. And so you tell the hired man It sort of looks to you that way. The evidence Is all around. Below and la the air above; The young man's fancy you observe That lightly turns to thoughts of love. Predicting In Advance. Our able and scholarly weather department is promising us some long distance weather predictions that are to be fully as good and nourishing asthose that it feeds us for daily consumption relative to the weather twen-ty-our hours ahead. This may look like a hard thing to do, but nothing is impossible to a scientist backed by the United States treasury and a few hard facts. Of course at first the predictions will be confined to generalities. No one would expect the department for its present salary to tell us just what the weather would he like in the Podunk Chautauqua assembly grounds at the moment the congressman was making a speech at 2:30 p. m. on July 17. There is such a thing as expecting too much, but if the department will assure us that there will be no serious frost July 4 we will be satisfied with that for a starter. No Attraction, "Mrs. Jones doesn't understand why she cannot keep a hired girl." "That is what comes of marrying such a homely husband." No Compliment. Some men are like a river. It haa been truly said. The stream is largest' at the mouth And smallest at the head. Couldn't Bear to See Him Suffer. "I feel that I could die in a good cause." "Well, I will try to hunt you up one." Nol Equality, of Sexes. Ethel Do you think it is wrong to flirt? Maud Yes, for men. - Blsmrck'a Stratagem. While Bismarck was living at Frankfort, early in his career, he was one day at a public table with a friend, when two young ladies who sat opposite began talking to each other la the Lettish language. From their manner It was evident to Bismarck that they were talking about him. ' It happened that he had once made a visit to Coarland, one of. the Baltic provinces, and had picked up a few Lettish phrases. When the ladles had talked and laughed for some, time he whispered to hl3 companion: ( "The moment I say something to you in an unintelligible tongue take a key from your pocket and hand It to me." The young ladies kept on, and suddenly Bismarck said In aa "unconcerned tone to his friend: "Dohd man to azlek." The second man at once produced a. key. The young ladles from Courland looked at their opposite neighbors, then at each other and, .blushing Violently, rose and left the room.

READ THIS! - - Wanted, Found and Lost, in which personal gain does not enter, are inserted in these columns free, providing they are not over fifteen 115) words in length. No business advertisements inserted free of charge. Advertisers will do well to remember th;- .,? r directed to Initials Only are not delivered through tin costoffice.

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WANTED A girl for general house work at 52 S. 13th St. 1-2; WANTED A competent house maid at 26 N. Sth St. l-d3t WANTED A second cook at Slack's Restaurant. l-3t WA NTED To give away large shalie trees for fire wood at 42 So. 12th St. .it WANTED Two practical laundry girls at Eldorado Laundry, IS N. 9th St. 30-2t AGENTS WANTED Official San Francisco Earthquake Book. Large pages, Startling pictures, Elegant bindniir. Books Free. Freight paid. The Bible House, 323 Dearborn street, Chicago.' 30-Ct WANTED A girl, permanent home to the right person, write for particulars to Mrs. Amanda King, Green sfork, II R No. 22. 30-3t WANTED Guyer hat taken by mistake at J. I. C. dance can be exchanged at Kibbeys. 30 3t WANTED A girl for silver pantry work at the Westcott hotel. 30-2t WANTED A girl, permanent home to good girl, write for particulars to Mrs. II. E. Thompson, R. F. D. No. 6, Richmond, Ind. , 26-6t WANTED To buy or rent a House of seveu rooms, north of Main street, east cf Eighth. Inquiro W. It., Palladium. ixfA i Furnished rooms at the Grand for gentlemen only. tf DTSTSaturday between 6th and 15th on Main. A gold band bracelet bearing initials G. W. W. and March 30, '06. Finder return to Palladium office and receive reward. ..31-3t , R. L. S. GH 100 Qouth N Ltest methods Bridge Work "I And Canc&rets to good that I would not b wimoni mtiu. 1 wa troubled a great deftlwiti torpid liver and headache. Now since takltif Cascarcts Candy Cathartic I feel very much hetter j a .nun certainty recommena mem to my Iriondt as the best medicine I have ever seen." Anna Bazinct, Osborn Mill H. 2, i'ali River, Mast, e.v,er !5'!iI. aen or Uripe. 10c. w, 60c. Never Id in bnik. The gennine tablet (tamped C C C baranteed to cure or yonr money back. Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or N.Y. 6ol NNUAL SALE, TEN BULLION BOXES SUNDAY EXCURSION 1. 1. RATES in. VtA J Dayton Western J Dayton and Reiui $1.00 J .50 Eaton and Returt Tickets at above price will be sold every Sunday until further notice. 4 All telephone communications to the Union Ice Co.. will jfceive prompt attention and courteous treatment. Ottb acttig, Manager. ; Phones: Bell. Home. 911.

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house with Call prone Sr.. 23-5t FOR RENT Five room It at, with bath and two room fiat with batn. Safety Deposit Building. Heat and water furnished. References required. Dickiuson Trust Co. tf FOR SALE Cheap a good paying restaurant call at Creager's Furniture Store 40S Main St. 3l-Ct - FOR SALE Barred Plymouth Rocks. -Eggs the kind that hatch fine chick. -ens. $1.25 a settiug, Charles Nye, 41 South 12th St. ap26-tf F01SAXE A-Sun Telegram e paper route, north of Main street, between 15 and ISth streets. See Will W. Reller, Palladium office. FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE T a retiring farmer or any one, an ideal suburban home at' a bargain. Address Rare Opportunity, 223 N. 16. ' 251GL -t PQR SALE. : Richmond property a specialty! rorterQeld, Kelly Block. Phone 32a, tf. '-' FOR SALE twenty head of fine two-year-old steers, wt. 950. They are the right kind. It. A. Ullom, 227 N. 10th street. tu-th-sat. FOR SALE New Ko-cart, reasonable price. Call at 8 North Tenth street, LOST 2 Bank books on Dickinson Trust Co. Return' to Palladium office. 30-3t M LOST On Main St. between S 16th and Boston Store a dark red Chllds jacket. Return to 120 S 16th St. 27-d3t LOST-r-A . water Spaniel dog, coal black Return to 440 South 10th St. y Ml-3t THE NEW IDEA W COMICS I REAL HUMOR by REAL ARTISTS Foremost C erman Humorists have e i mo to America to amuse eaders of the Chicago Sunday Tribune Watch for it and lauoh 3 Ice Cjf t ral of Union for . both . artificial and natural the best, quality. Otto Rettig, Manager. . Bell, 10R; Home. 94 L Phones: When you buy bluing insist on getting Russ bleaching blue. Don't -take a cheap imitation. 10c at gro?; cers. , ' Z ' tl OOOOOO QrO O CREAM TOWHIP . :XTRAflEAVY.' - I TRY PINT. Q 'PHONE, 292. ' - - HAGLEY BROS. , a STREET

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