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I cures maue uy ur. Kilmer's SwampJ " flr I Root, the great kidIt is the great medical triutriph of the nineteenth century ; discovered after years of scientific research by Dr. Kilmer, the eminent kidney and bladder specialist, and is wonderfully successful in promptly curing lame back, uric acid, catarrh of the bladder and Bright's Disease, which is the worst form of kidney trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not reo ommended for everything but if you have kidney, liver or bladder trouble xt will be found just the remedy you need. It has been tested in so many ways, in hospital work and in private practice, and has proved so successful in every case tliat a special arrangement has been made by which all readers of this paper, who have not already tried it, may have a sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book telling more about Swamp-Root, and how to find out if you have kidney or 1 ladder trouble. When writing mention reading this generous offer in this paper and send your address to Dr. Kilmer &,Co., IHnghamton, N. Y. The regular f.iV-cent and onetioliar size bottles are Homo of Swamp-Knot. sold by all good druggists. " Don't tnakt t::v mistake, but remember tLe name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's owamp-Root, and the address, Binghamtou, N. if., on every bottle. PHILLIP Vf THEATRE O.q. Mil It RAT, Lessss and Manager. Matinee daily 3 p. jbl-iUlltiji Evenings 8:15 p. m. 1 WEEK OF MAEOH 12. A-MISS ORAYOE MILLER. Piano1 overture. 11 B-DEDWATER TRIO. Novelty Club Jugglers. 0 Mr. and. Mrs. Archie Royi Comedy Acrobats. ' D-OAL LANKERT. Illustrated Songs: 'jrWhile the Convent Pells are Raging," and "please Leave the GaPes Ajar." E THE KING OP jhOQS. pAmcnQ aowfs. Character change artists and the world 8 JreatesJrsolo elog and trick reel dai rAUOTOTA BELL. ",The Juvenle Patti." ' , G-SANTORD & DARLINGTON. , '. In a Comedy novelty, ' ' 20 Minutes in Vaudeville.' HTOE PpiLOSCOPE. ' "'A' Leadville :'iloid Up," and "Awakes." Speeial ladies' and children's matinee; 'daily, 5 cents, except on ' Monday," when each lady will be given a box of bon-bous, and on Wednesday a handsome souvenir. Candy to hildren on Saturday matinee. iRHEUMATISM hunyob's Kheum tlaia Cure re'.Ieves pains In arms. back, -stilTor , . swollen ! joinls lu a few hours. Positively cures in a few days. Contains no morphine or thujr to1"a -n the pain, hut neiifmll the arid and drives Out oil rneuoiati? pjUoa r.om the system. TieGA; Therefore, fion't ask the "Whys" and " Wheijefores" as to the quality of RichAoiJd Export Beer. That it is thoroughly good, well matured and delicious Vto the palate, is .enough for you to kAiw. V The formula of making it is one of ur secrets. Try it.7 THE MilICK BREVIIIG CO. - New Phone 42 . 1 The Palladium publMes 1 more live w than any otherRichmond paper. Many people ftt ' Ullmg the pape wha$hy ' hre heard. AH . at tag-ki 'dollar prue. Il'e fan te. be in contest, try it and cts' ; A dtlkr W 110 to U ehnnned when honestly earned. Give nk lip" you may win.

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MINSTREL SHOW AT, THE GENNETT LAST NIGHT WAS EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD. Owing to the Symphony Orchestra the Crowd Was Not Large. The Jokes of the Show Were New and the Singing Musical "The Prince Chap" Will Play at the Gennett Tonight A Hot Old Time Once Again. Clean, funny and bright as a new minted dollar was the Donnelly and Hatfield " Minstrles; which appeared last evening at the Gennett. The only Tommy Donnelly is as comical as ever and he kept the audience laughing throughout the first part and a good share of the olio. A better balanced minstrel troupe has not appeared in this city for some time past. The singers were good, the dancers clever and graceful and the sketches and vaudeville stunts all that could be desired. Richmond people have heard that ereat coon song, "Nobody" sung before but they never heard it rendered like Arthur Crawford sang it last night. His comical method of singing, combined with the pathetic expression on his face "brought the house down." One relieving and noteworthy feature of the show was the fact that the time honored jests, ages ago placed on the pension list, were not perpetrated on a long suffering public. The ghost of the muc!i malinged mother-in-law joke was allowed to rest in peace. The little sketch put on in the olio bv Tommy Donnelly and Harry irnk was clear cut and the fun was fast and furious. The Toledo troupe of spectacular novelty contortionists i,n "A Jungle Fantastic" was a decided hit as -was, the "Darktown Circus," from which fun simply oozed. Fresh, from its great New York success, that dainty drama, "The Prince Chap, "J will be presented at the Gennett theatre tonight, and one of the characters that came in for considerable note in New irork, the stage slavery, is a brand new kind and all the credit is due JVIary Keogh. She is a veritable Phyljis for falling upstairs and downstairs and disturbing the .;( gqrgeous poise of his majesty,' the butler. This 'little actress cut away "from' the lines followed by. May, Yokes, Katie Barry, Jlose Melville or May Robson and produces ra type that has never been seen before. - "A-,"- ;' ' ' Miss. Kogh's ability to express humor of a pleasing nature by her countenance has been pronounced remarkable, and she is as important a bit in this drama as any other of the clever persons that render it-a-perfect whole. . , . At the Phillips. In spite of the bad weather and the counter attraction at the Coliseum last night, the vaudeville at the New Phillips, drew a satisfactory crowd yesterday. , With apologies to a well known advertisement, it might be appropriately said, "Every dog has his day, but vaudeville is good every day." There are certain features on the bill this week that make it different from the bills that have prceded and the people are showing their appreciation of it. The coming of the "The Rays" everlasting success, "A Hot Old Time," to the Gennett theatre next Saturday matinee and night, has awakened more interest perhaps than any show of its kind within present recollection. The same corrmanv that has visited the larger cities will be seen here and the management promises a first class performanc in every respect. A erreat manv have sen this musical 5 comedy and will want to see it again, and those that hav not seen it shouldn't miss it. It has always been a clean, witty farce, and with the new numbers and songs interpolted, it should nake " a deT lightf ul entertainment. : Judging from the advance sale" and' general remarks, a crowded house will be on hand to welcome "A Hot Old Time" on its farewell visit. Those' who delight in antomobiling can enjoy its exhilaration and deplore its vicissitudes in the rividly realetie pictures presented by "The Lightning Conductor," a comedy of a far eial nature, booked for an early presentation af the Gennett.' Herbert Kley and' Effie' Shannon have the principal roles; one appearing as an English motor enthusiast and the

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MISS META CARSON IN "ROBIN HOOD." other as an American girl touring France in a motor ear. They have complicated and ' musing adventures, said to have delighted audiences everywhere. JINGLES AND JESTS. The Bachelor's Soliloquy. To wed or not to wed. " That Is the question: Whether 'tis better To remain single And disappoint a few women For a time, Or marry And disappoint one woman For life. .' Walter Pulitzer lii Judge. Progreu., , , Uriggs It's getting so that our American cities are more.' and more corrupt. Grigg3 I know it. Why, It won't be long before all the honest meu will be in jail. New, York Life. Wanted a Square Deal. Mrs. Newed I'd like a nice steak. Butcher Yes, ma'am. You want a round steak, I suppose. ? Mrs. Newed Ob, I don't care anything about the shape, just so it's tender. Chicago News. . - . - t; An Auto Scoreher'a t Epitaph. Here lies a' scorcher who scorched? : At evening, at noon and at dawn, Till he passed in" his checks ; On a great pile of wrecks; t - New he'll get all ha wants whera he's - gone. ' ;..-.- , . Judge.,.-, A Bllaaaflaropie Opinion. . "Aren't you ambitious to achieve fame?" - ; "Not at all," answered Mr. Cumrox. 'Fame Is merely an invitation to the entire public to gossip about you." Washington Star. ' .f '-..j,. Ulm Caatoaay " i "My house was robbed forv the Ufth time last night;" ' ; "Have you notified the poHceJT ; "Oh, yes; I always send 'em a marked .copy of the daily papersMinneapolis Tribune.- 'I Loadoa's Fad. "London bridge is breaking down.". The children -sing with glee. " But when I went to London town. Played "bridge" and lost my every crown. The London "bridge" broke me. Detroit Tribune. DamsslBC Erldenc. 'George is not a 'high flier, If you do say so." There was a sneer on the rival's face. "Isn't? Well, he wants to be. He has joined the balloon club." Philadelphia Ledger. A , ; " - ' Caught on the Rebound. George Rather than remain single would you marry the biggest fool on earth if he asked you? Clara Oh, George, this Is so sudden! Detroit Free Press. That'a What Hurt. s It may be very hard to climb Up in the world, but then It's harder on your nerves what time You're climbing down again. " Philadelphia Ledger. - . Waiting; For the Rlngr. Jack Miss Teachy is a silent belle. Tom What's the answer? Jack I kissed Jier the other night, and she never toiled. Chicago1 News. Probably Not. ' firiggs Is there anything in palmistry? AViggs Ever have a pretty girl read your hand? Cleveland Plain Dealer, Another Version. " He glared In anger at his wife And growled: "I pray you look! You've made a pie it du!led the knifeLike mother used to cook!" Chicago Tribune. XXR. HABOLD BLA2CQ XX? "COB .. TR nooD.f

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a a propertr wfcaev Ht rabbit ahoot"C ; atrtetty pr"vv4 ' uyoa ' U souftrnT ot of , Euslaud a boj Wa canbt with two dead rabbit' in hi poaaeesteo aad nolbia t'usit would account 'for their deceased - A ' suart-h of his pocket revealed cothlng but two Uva crabs of amall dimensions, the eud of a candle and a bo of matches. Under promise '-of, rel?asethe.; urelihi was persuaded to disclose his mathod of prot'trdure. First he elected a likely burrow ...and" then trlnd .off bis clothes, putting bis cx cr ons bolo. his trousers over anoiti and his shir over the third. He lit the candle end. dropped a little grease upon the crab's back and stuck the lighted candle thereon and then put the crab at an unoccupied opening. StraigLtwcy the frightened torebbearer fled sideways into the darkness and explored the innermost depths, while the boy, expectant as a terrier, awaited events outside. Presently a rabbit bolted into the coat. As it did so that boy was after it like a shot, and boy. rabbit and coat all rolled over together, the boy rising from the fray with tho rabbit in his clutches. Korea News. Priceless, Yet Costless Pore Air. There Is no menace to vitality and to the sum and the value of the products of vital energy so continuously imminent, so Insidious, so effectively active as are the invisible wastes of the body. The dead by the weapons of the.world's battlefields are few compared with those whose, lives have been either bl'rrhted or prematurely, ended because of failure to maintain the body in a correct relation to the atmospheric source of abundant energy waiting to be. transformed into vital force and who have died for want of proper breath. lie who would live at his best must breathe air at its purest. There is no material necessity to life greater than that of pure air. There is nothing so priceless and yet so costless a3 air. There is no financial investment which does or can yield so sure and so large returns as money wisely expended for pure air. Professor S. II. Woodbridge In Good Housekeeping. ' Vlllaa-es Tnat Cat Corlca. Thousands of men, women and children In the mountains of Spain and Portusal are employed In cutting cork. It is a domestic trade, and It occupies, whole villages.- Agents from the factories and export houses of Seville and, Lisbon go through the mountain villages each year buying up the corks In enormous quantities. It is not unusual for an agent to purchase 5.000,000 on one Journey. The corks ' as purchased In the native villages are of all sizes and qualities. They are sorted In the cities and, after being packed, are shipped by, the ton. Once here many of them are recut by hand at the rate of twenty gross a day. So fastidious are some bottlers that the cork importers have to keep (n their employment several cork cutters b recut such corks as do not suit customers. A'a Portrait. in artist who found It difficult to set pictures of . Arabs' ill i Morocco writes: "I; once tried to sketch some Arabs in Algiers. "They.; constantly evaded me, and ' at. last aa old iMoor,. with, whom 'we were'o.n the friendly, terms produced by constant bargaining for embroidered rags, spoke to me on the matter like a father, for my, good. 'It Is pot.: he said. that any harm will ensue to those .whose picture you make. It, is you yourself will suffer Inconvenience in the next world Allah will say to you: "Following your own will and pleasure, you have made those figures. I now, command you give them souls." And where, my friend, will you be then?"' Woman Waa Made From an Elm Stlelc In the Scandinavian myth of the ori gin of woman Odin. Vill and Ve, the three sons of Bor, were walking along the sea beach when they found two sticks of wood, one of ash and one of elm. Odin and his brothers were gods, of course, but ! the sight of the stick caused them to wish that they could carve other gods from the Inanimate wood. They forthwith set about the task, with the result that they made a living man out of the ash stick and a female, being in godlike form, equally as lively as the man, out of the elm bil let Injurious to the Memory Besides inattentive reading there are other things injurious to memory. One is the habit of skimming over newspapers, all. in a confused jumble, never to be thought of again, thus diligently cultivating a habit of careless reading hard to break, says Home Chat. An other Is the reading of f trashy novels. Nothing Is so fatal to reading with profit as the habit of : running through story after, story: and forgetting them as sooa as read. Snanteiona Director. Our cashier " seems to be a frugal chap.'" '' " "How sor "Always brings his lunch with him and eats it at hi desk ; "Hum. That may . be frugality and It may. be fear of leaving his books. Better have him investigated at once, Philadelphia BuUetin. Iafarmarlon. "What Is a domestic animal, mam mar asked the little boy. "A doawattc anlmah" replied mamBt, wlta, a aoorAful glAuce at papa. vm nm&Sms on J his coat, "is one eee met cyead aU hie time at the alan." Ci aal V a Ufa. A fea3 la Better reoelatad. and aa eld t fctiSr:raatedi asd that isle waeaifliaee aetweea tbeas altfcemgb nelOer ef looks at all ike tae

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