Richmond Palladium (Daily), 18 January 1906 — Page 2

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Tl THE MORNING PALLADIUM THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 1906. AMUSEMENTS

One of the greatest American millionaires once said to bis physician, "A million dellart, Doctor, for a new stomach," and then the sick man 'groaned and turned away. One of a man's greatest pleasures is that bora of a keen appetite, vigorous digestion and a good dinner, and this belongs to tnany a good fellow who is living on small -wages, but the rich man without a stomach has to forego the good things of the table because his stomach rebels. Without a healti.y "tomach and a good digtstioa, our blood ii tbin, watery and poor our heart action ia weak, our liver does not do its duty, and man is miserable and unhappy. In this condition man is prey to the germs of influenza, consumption, malaria and all ithe ills that he is heir to. Consumption can be treated by natural methods which jue as close to nature as possible. Dr. R. V. Pierce, chief consulting physician of the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, at Buffalo, N. Y., years ago understood this disease, and after a long period of experiment discovered certain roots and herbs which were nature's remedies, and succeeded in putting them up in a form that would be easily procured and ready to use. This he called Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It gives no false stimulation because it contains no .alcohol and no narcotic. It helps digestion and the assimilation of such elements In the food as are required for the blood. Instead of a cod liver oil, against which the already sensitive stomach will declare open rebellion, this tonic has a pacifying action upon the sensitive stomach and fives to the blood the food elements the tissues require. It maintains the patient's nutrition by enabling him to eat, retain, digest and assimilate nutritious food. It overcomes gastric irritability and symptoms of indigestion, and in this way fever, night -sweats, headaches, etc., are done away with. It fortifies the body against the germs of consumption, grip and malaria, and it builds up the tissues and put on healthy flesh. When . the druggist says be has something that is just as good" as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, he says so because he hopes to make a better profit, but bis own mixtures have not stood the .test of long experience nor had the succtaa that Dr. Pierce1 medicines have had,

HE17 PHILLIP THEATRE O 3. 4 J I IK f, istsss and Manager. Matinee daily 3 p. m. Evenings 8:15 p. m. Special ladies' and children's matinee daily, 5 cents, except od Monday, when each lady will be given a box of bon-bons, and on Wednesday a handsome souvenir. Candy to children on Saturday.matinee. WEEK OF JANUARY 15. A OVERTURE.Miss Grayce Miller. B STANLEY AND LEROY. Novel t j' Sinking Act. " C JAMES ROSE. "Hebrew Monologue. DCARRO AND CARRO. E ILLUSTRATED SONGS. Cal. Lankert. F Anne Golden,. Imitation singing and monologue. G Mr. and Mrs. Nick Hughes. .... H The Philoscope. ENNETT ' '. THEATER! pi i nun i tm iii ra Swisher, Lessee and Manager. In conjunction witli tlie Western Vaudeville Managers' Assocla'ii" WEEK OF JANUARY 15. OVERTURE. HASTINGS & BURNS. Grotesques Eccentriques. SMITH BROS. Head to Head and Hand to Hand Balancers. MARIE LAURENS. Prima Donna Soprano. Late Soloist with Ellery's Royal Italian Band. MR. ERNEST RENK Illustrated songs: "Good Bye Little Girl, Good Bye;" "Sister." GEO. KLEIN. Dutch Comedy Musical Act. CLARK & TEMPLE. Presenting their laughing absurdity, "Front and the Maid." Intro ducing refined and comic duets, Yodling, Dancing and Comedy. MOTION PICTURES. "The Wrestler and the Jteb,"-' A Good Pipe," "Winter-Sports," "A Princess in Disguise." Admission 10 cents to all parts of the house." Ladies and childrden will be admitted for 5 cents on Tues day and Friday afternoons. A Positive CATARRH CURE Ely's Cream Balm is quickly absorbed. Gives Relief at Once. It cleanses, pootlies heaU and protects tho diseased mem brane. It cures Catarrh and drives away a Cold in the Head quickly. Restores the Senses of HAY FEVER Taste and Smell. Full size 50 cts. , at Druggists or by mail ; Trul Size 10 cts. by mail. Ely Brothers, 50 Warren Street, 1 ew York.

At the Gennett. Larare audiences have witnessed every performance at the Gennett this week and all patrons have been unusually well entertained. Tomorrow afternoon will be bargain, afternoon and the women and children will be admitted at half the usual price. This week's bill is unquestionably one of the best ever shown at this house and is well deserving the unlimited patronage it is receiving. On account of the Uncle Tom Cabin company appearing at the Gennelt this afternoon and tonight there will bo no vaudeville. The bill will be resumed tomorrow afternoon, however, and continued throughout the remainder of the week. There will -be vaudeville at this house next week and Manager Swisher is preparing an excellent bill. i He Believes in Vaudeville. "I am so confident that vaudeville has come to Richmond to stay and that it will prove popular everywhere for years to come that I am making investments along this line at various places," said Manager Muray

of the New Phillips, to the Palladium last night. "The truth is," he continued, "that many of the best peo ple of the stage have found it advan tageous to go into vaudeville and they are being paid fabulous sums in order to induce them to do so. Some of the stars have been paid $5,000 a week for short time contracts. Of course, in the smaller cities no such salaries can be paid but it is true that good talent is secured and that it is being constantly improved as the managers have a chance to weed out the performers who are not up to the standard." Manager Murray believes those who have not yet seen the bill that is being presented at the New Phillips this week should do so before the week is over. There is many times the value of the price of admission in the offering and those who enjoy character imitations and delineations would be especially pleased with the bill, as would also those who delight in the illustrated songs and motion pictures. Mr. and Mrs. Nick Hughes and Miss Annie Goldie, with all the others, are doing their very best to entertain and that they are succeed ing is evidenced by the liberal patronage despite the discouraging handicap of the weather that was encountered on Monday and Tuesday. The Gennett theatre, matinee and night, Thursday, Jan. 18th, should prove a bidder for public patronage, as its attraction is to be Harriet Beecher Stowe's great story, "Uncle Tom's Cabin." Although as a result of the many cheap productions touring the country, this famous play has become the ridicule of many, still this fine old drama will, under capable, conscientious management, ever have the power to make its auditors feel the beauty and pathos of its lines when presented in a manner worthy of the book and interpreted by Leon W. Washburn's organization, and known for years to the public as "Stetson's Uncle Tom's Cabin Co." It has two bands, two Topsies, two Marks, the finest pack of Siberian bloodhounds in the world, a lot of beautiful Shetland ponies, fifty men, women and children. A grand spec tacular parade will be given at noon, and will be worth going to see. STOIIIA. Bean the Signature of Be Kind You Have Always Bought "MAHOUT" HEW NAME SUGGESTED TO TAKE PLACE OF CHAFFEUR. Mark Twain Solute national Problem byDipfrfing Term for An tomobile Driver. New York, Jan. 16. Mark Twain has solved a national problem. lie has found a substitute for the most maligned and unpronounceable word in the new langluage of automobil ing chauffeur. This word, which he declares, is said in nine different ways, all of them wrong, he would abolish and establish "mahout" in its place. Mark Twain announces his discov ery in a letter to Harper's Weekly, to which this quotation is a preface "Scarcely had watchman Fowler taken his post at the gate when a procession of strange creatures ap peared. "Halt! who goes there?" ejaculat ed the watchman, when a fat negro approached, laboriously leading a thin, bow-legged goat. , "Dis heah beast is Ole Ironsides

suh," explained the goat's mahout. From "Dan'l the Bulldog," in the Times. s "When I read it," the letter says, "I recognized with a thrill that the right word had been found at last mahout. The mobile, that majestic devil, that impressive devil, is our elephant, he is in a class by himself, like the jungle monarch; to be his master, pilot, and compeller is a post of solemn and awful dignity and danger, and it does seem to me that measly word 'chauffeur' does not properly fit the occupant of it. Chauffeur is a good enough word when strictly confined to its modest and rightfufl place as you will see by what Littre says about it. I translate: 'A Chauffeur is the firerup on the street corner, peanut roaster; in English, stoker.' A good enough word you see, in its own place, but when we come to apply it to the admiral of the thunderous 'mobile or of the mighty elephant we realize that it is inadequate. No, stoker is not the thing, chauffeur is not the thing, mahout is the thing mahout is the word we need. Desides, there is only one wav of sav ing mahout, wheras, there are nine ways of saying chauffeur, and none of them are right. With ever increasing respect, dear sir, as the ages roll on, I am yours, MARK TWAIN." The Diamond Cure. The latest news from Paris, is, hat they hive discovered a diamond cure for consumption. If you fear consumption or pneumonia, it will, however, be best for you to take tha great remedy mentioned by Wl T. McGee, of Vanleer, Tenn. "I had a cough for fourteen years. Nothing helped me, until I took Dr. Eving's New Discovery for Consump tion, Coughs and Colds, which gave instant relief, and effected a perma nent cure." Unequaled quick cure, for Throat and Lung Troubles. At. A. G. Luken & Co.'s drug store; price 50c and $1.00, guaranteed. Trial bottle free. Methusala was all right, yon bet For a good old soul was he, They say he would be living yet, Had he taken Rocky Mountain Tea. A. G. Luken & Co. Sometimes nervous woman's affl ictions are imaginary. Again they are a form of actual and terrible illness. In any event, Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea makes you well. A great nerve tonic. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. A. G. Luken & Co. LADIES: I make from $1S to $30 per "week and want all to have the ame opportunity. The work is very pleasant and will pay you handsome ly fo." even your spare time. I speak from experience, as I have frequent-j ly made $5.00 in a single day. This is no deception. I want no money and will gladly send full particulars to ill. Address, Mrs. W. TV. Mitchell, Box 10, Portland, Maine. The L03 Angeles Limited, electric lighted, new from the Pullman shops, with all latest innovations for travel comfort, leaves Chicago 10:00 p. m. daily, arrives Los Angeles 4:25 p. m. third day. Solid through trains via Chicago, Union Pacific & Northwestern Line and The Salt LalcB Route. Fot rates, sleeping ear reservations and full particulars apply to your nearest a cent or address. A. H. "Waggoner, Trav. Agt., 215 Jackson Blvd, Chicago, 111.

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BENNETT THEATRE -'" SEP Thursday, January 18 Matin and flight. GEO. B. STETSON'S UIICLE TOM'S CABIN A. $86,000 Production. The Barnum of them all. Under the management of Mr. Kibble. 65 Men, Women and Children 65 Orchestra of IS Musicians. Traveling in a 8peclal Train. Scenic Investiture a Positive Kevelation. 20 Spectacular and Specialty t-enFations- 20 Grand Choruses of rfnper Excellence. Kaleidoscope Visions of Historical Interests. The Stereoptical Pen tion. The Man Who Freed the Slave. A Tribute to Lincoln. Grant. Sheridan, 8herman and Donglas. 20 Colored 1 eople from tht Otton Belt 20. Sterltng Dramatic Cast of Metropolitan Artists. EVA'S ASCENSION.

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