Richmond Palladium (Daily), 12 January 1906 — Page 2

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tus kornh;g palladium, fmday. January 12, 1906.

Oim Voolds.

ir sole knowledge of the pe on other worlds and how 1 people there differ from

Inhabitants, can only be guessed by comparison with animal nature on this maU sphere of ours. More important to us is a knowledge of ourselves. Know ThyseW was an old Greek thought. How to take care of one's own body is not so simple as some think; the human mechanism is a wonderful thing and requires watching. One man who has done more to teach the American people how to care for their bodies than almost any other, is Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., the Author of the Common Sense Medical Adviser." He ays : It is not the quantity of the food eaten whi6h produce strength and health (for some people can keep strong on a very meagre diet), but it is how much food is absorbed and assimilated by tbe blood and carried to nourish every organ of the body. It is, therefore, vitally necessary fcr the body that the stomach be in a healthy state. If disease of the stomach, or what ia called "stomach trouble," prevents proper nutrition then the heart, liver, lungs, and kidneys do not get proper food they are not fed on rich red blood, and in conse-

otnce, begin to snow signs 01 a i stress. Outwardly these Signs may be pimples and eruptions on skin, pale face, sleepless nights, tired, languid feelings, or, by reason of the nerves not being fed on pure blood, they become starved, and we receive a warning in the pain we call neuralgia. Rheumatism, too, is a blood disease. After vears of practice and study Dr. Pierce found that an Alterative Extract, which he amed "Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, made from the extracts of several plots, invariably produced a tonic effect Upon the system. It helped the process of absorption of the healthy elements in the food and increased the red corpuscles of the blood, as well as eliminated the poisons torn the system. Business is business. No time for bedaches. Constipation causes them. Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure them by culag the cause. Laxative and mild.

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PHILLIP

THEATRE

O- J. W J,t II, ViStsas and Manager. Matinee daily 3 p. m. Evenings 8:15 p. m. Special ladies' and children's matinee daily, 5 conts, except or? Monday, when each lady will be given a box of bon-bons, and on "Wednesday a handsome souvenir. Candy to children on Saturday matinee. A OVERTURE.

MissMiss Orayce Miller. B-WILLIQ & LARKIN. Eccentric Comedians, Singers and Dancers. C-JEROME MORA. That peer of Tricksters in Phantom Phantastiques. " t D ILLUSTRATED SONGS. Cal Lankert. E-F. DALY BURGESS. Comedian, and His Dog, Finnegan. 'Original and only talUnf dog before the public. F JoeAMorgan" & Crone Lilyan Tally-IIo Yuo, in up to date songs and medleys. 0 THE AHERNS. Remarkable Hand and Head Equilibrists. H THE PHILOSCOPE. The Miller's Daughter. Buck "NVenger Electrician and operator.

AMUSEMENTS

Program at the New Phillips. There will be no regular vaudeville performance at tbe New Phillips tonight owing to the fact that the Black Crook, Jr., Company will be given an opportunity to present its entertainment of combined vaudeville and burlesque. The company comes with the strongest of recommendations for a lively performance and a large audience is predicted. The usual matinee will be given at the New Phillips, today and the customary performances on Saturday afternoon and night. The bill this week has proven one of the most attractive in a long time and liberal patronage has been accorded. While all the numbers are pleasing, F. Daly Dnrgess, with his dog, Finnegan, and Jerome Mor, tricksters, have been given a warm place in the good graces of the audiences. The Aherns, equilibrists, are also a strong feature of the bill. Their performance has not been duplicated by any team that has yet appeared at the New Phillips. Manager Murray has secured a good bill for next week and announcement of it will be made in Saturday morning's paper. At The Gennett. Large audiences have witnessed every production at the (Jennett this week and last evening saw another record breaking attendance. Manager Swisher certainly was fortunate when he secured the attractionsthat are on the boards this week for their equal never has been seen in this city. The Three Kudos, the famous acrobats, perforin an amazing feat and their entire performance is dazzling and exceedingly spectacular. Miss 1'onnie (Jaylord continues to amuse the public by her clever singing and it never fails to be necessary for her to respond to an encore. Humes and Lewis, the comedy acrobats, and Darlington the wonderful ventriloquist, are remarkably clever entertainers. All the other features on the bill round out an excellent performance that is presented by the greatest galaxy of talent ever seen here.

I Many ills come from impure blood. Can't have pure blood with faulty digestion, lazy liver and sluggish bowels. Burdock Blood Bitters strengthens stomach, bowels and liver, and purifies the blood.

SHOCKED THE HELLO GIRL

Nasal CATARRH . Ia all Its stages. Ely's Cream Balm elcaneo, eoothca and heals the diwennod nx-mlirane. It CUR'S catarrh uiul dr; cs a way a cold la tho head quickly.

Cream It aim Is placed Into the nostrils, prenda vcr tho membrane and in absorbed. Relief is Iramodinto nnd a euro follows. It Is not drying does not produce unvoicing. Large Size, 50 cent at Drugglaln or. by mall ; Trial Size, 10 cents. ILT BUOTIIEKS, 5 Warren Street, New York

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Ira Swisher, Lessee and Manager. In conjunction wltli the "Western Vaudeville Managers' Assocla'n"

Why Newspaper Man Yelled "You Will Burn Your Pants!". A newspaper man was sitting in his office near Bonham alone, smoking, when he had occasion to use his telephone. He arose, laid the cigar he was smoking on a chair, and took 7 down the receiver. Just as lie lifted the receiver a friend stepped into the ofiiee and started to sit down in the chair. Not realizing the operator could hear what he was saying, and just as she was about to say, "Number, please1?'' in ber sweetest tones, the editor yelled: "Look out there! You'll burn your pants!" Communication between him and central was at once cut off and about half an hour later the manager called and demanded au explanation. His explanation was satisfactory to the manager, but central refused to be comforted. Bonham (Texas) Favorite.

WEEK OP JANUARY 8TH. BONNIE GAYLORD. The Girl from Posey County. HUMES & LEWIS. Comedy Acrobats. BARRINGTON. The man who drives away sorrow with his company of wooden headed figures. Versatile Ycztribquiist.

THE FAMOUS (3) NUDES. In the Gymnastic Novelty, "The Frame of Life." THE (2) RAYS. Amerca's greatest Roller Skate Dancers, introducing singing and Wooden shoe dancing. MR. ERNEST RENK. Illustrated songs. MOTION PICTURES. "Ah Interesting Story." "Mothtr's Angel Child." "The Waif" or "Out in the Streets." Admission 10 cents to all parts of the house. Ladies and childrden will be admitted for 5 cents on Tuesday and Friday afternoons.

Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury. as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall 'a Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure, be sure yon get the genuine. Tt is takn internally and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold by druggists. Price, 75c per bottle. Take IlalyPs family pills for con

stipation.

A Surprise Party. A pleasant surprise party may be given to your stomach and liver, by taking a medicine which will relieve their pain and discomfort, viz: Dr. King's New Life Pills. They are a most wonderful remedy, affording sure relief and cure for headache, dizziness and constipation. 25c at A. G. Luken & Co.'s drur store.

Willard Seen as Tom Pinch

Pot trays the Dickens Character In a True to Life Manner H enrictti. Crosman In "Mary. Mary, Quite Contrary,' a Sardou Adaptation. From Our Nov York Dramatic CtTv sioi:;.'.e::t. Henrietta (;rosn:;;:'s new p:'o;i.i:;t:m. at the Uarnck ti. eater. '"Mary, Mary. Quite Contrary," i.s an a laptatiou of riardou's comedy "A Scrap of Paper." The piece Las been modernized both gs to scene, persons and incidents; its humor has been pitched in an American key and its principal role fitted to Miss Crosman's individuality. In the role of Miss Mary (she is given no other name in the comedy) Miss

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K. S. WlLIiAlII). Crosman impersonates au attractive New York woman well in her thirties who fancies that she has come to mildly scorn men because she is peculiarly self suilicient, almost "strong minded." It Is at a house party - given by her cousin. Mrs. Horace Belmore, that she meets a certain globe trotting Englishman who has about the same mental attittide toward women as she has toward men. The two are eventually attracted to each other through the incidents which grow out of Miss Mary's attempt to secure a letter written to the Englishman by her cousin before her marriage and during a mild flirtation with him. There is enough of the original French comedy left to entail a generous allowance of complications, conversations at cross purposes, and the like. Miss Crosman has always played well the attractive yet masterful woman, and this role gives her another, opportunity of this sort. E. S. Willard's engagement at the New Amsterdam theater has proved a success both artistically and financially. In the many plays he produced he demonstrated again the wide scope of his admirable dramatic powers. In "Tom Pinch" Mr. Willard won the unqualified approval of the metropolitan press. Tom Pinch is well described as "one of the most kindly, unselfish -and lovable of all Dickens' characters." and Mr. Willard seemed inspired into giving his rendition just the touches needed to bring out the suggestion of reality. Mr. Willard's makeup and manner reminded one strongly of the following description of the original character by Dickens himself: "An ungainly, awkAvard looking man. extremely shortsighted and prematurely bald. He was dressed in a snuff

HENKIETTA CKOSMAN. colored suit of au uncouth make and was perhaps about thirty, but he might have been almost any age betAA-een sixteen and sixty, being one of those strange creatures who iieA-er decline Into au ancient appearance, but look their oldosr Avlien they are very young and set over M all at once."

A man's mark is his honor. It stands for htm and he stands for it.

j.1 a ine oia saxon way ot signifying good intentions. The right to be protected in the exclusive use of a trade mark has been long recognized by the common law and enforced by tha Chancery courts of England and this country. ' , The Government puts its mark on a bond to give it A-alne. The NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY puts its trade mark in red and white on each end of a package of biscuit, crackers or wafers to distinguish these products and to guarantee the quality, and does. To more clearly comprehend the real value of this trade mark, try packages of BUTTER THIN BISCUIT and LEMON SNAPS.

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NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY Its Trade Mark

LADIES: I make from $18 to $30 per week and Avant all to have the same opportunity. The Avork ii very pleasant and Avill pay you handsomely fo.' eien your spare time. I speak from experience, as I have frequently made $5.00 in a single day. This is no deception. I Avant no money and will gladly send full particulars to ill. Address, Mrs. W. W. Mitchell, Box 10, Portland, Maine.

PERT PARAGRAPHS.

There may be quantities of contentment, but they are usually minus quantities. It is better to tear out than to he thrust out.

THE HEWPH1LLIPS--L6.a.?.?l FRIDAY EVENING, JAN. 12 . HCKnY HASTINGS' BIG

BLACK CROOK, JR.T Burlesquers.

2B-People-25 All Glrls-Mostly-Ail Girls 2 Big Burlesques 2 A superior enst with tbe following artfsts: Harry Hastings. AVillinm Alexis, Antv Butler, J.J. Loin nil, Viola Sheldon. Delhi Hchall, Stella Mark. Arthur Olamane Te s?.tE5rr. CAUGHT IN THE ACT ' An I a bevy of bfjuitiful SO Chorus (ilrk PRICKS 2oc, 60c and 7e. Seats on Mile at box office.

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enemies will do all the knocking ueees

Other, people's money always seems made for spending. What ails most people seems to be an excess of appetite. Don't listen to the voice of trouble, for trouble is apt to be a liar anyhow. Women's rights may bother men a great deal, but if they are Inclined to

ward athletics their lefts are just as.

annoying. The best way to economize Is to fix things so you won't need to economize. A bad joke is a joke on a good one. It doesn't take much 'of a girl to make a woman hater change his mind, but what ails him is that so few of them try it

X 11 IvilluLS & ii 3 j3 o If you cannot, it is clue to an irritated or congested state of the brain, which will soon develope into nervous prostration. Nature demands sleep, and it is as important as food ; it is a part of her building- and sustaining- process. This period of unconsciousness relaxes the mental and physical strain, and allows nature to restore exhausted vitality. Dr. Miles' Nervine brings refreshing sleep, because it soothes the irritation and removes the congestion. It is also" a nerve builder; it nourishes and strengthens every nerve in your body, and creates energy in all the organs. Nothing- will give strength and vitality as surely and quickly as Dr. Miles' Nervine. "During- the past winter I had two attacks of LaGrippe which left mo very weak, and ia bad condition. I was so nervous-1 could not sleep. My wife, after trying different remedies, went for a doctor. The doctor was out. and a neighbor recommended Dr. Miles' Nervine, and she brought home a bottle. I had not slept for some time, and had terrible pains In my head. After taking a few doses of Nervine the pain was not so severe, and X slept. I am now taking the second bottle, and am verr much improved." HENRY M. SMITH. Underbill, Vt. Dr. Miles' Nervlna Is sold by your druggist, who will guarantee that the first lottle will benefit. If It fails, he will refund your money. Miles Medical Co- Elkhart, Ind

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