Richmond Palladium (Daily), 8 January 1906 — Page 2

THE H0RNI1IG PALLADIUM.

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Our sole knowledge of the peo

ple oft other worlds and how far

the people there differ from our

Inhabitants, can only be guessed by

Comparison with animal nature on this mall sphere of ours. More important to us is a knowledge of ourselves. Know Thysl" was an old Greek thought. How to take care of one's own body is not so simple as some think; the human mechanism is a wonderful thing and requires watching. One man who has done more to teach the American people how to care for their bodies than almost any other, is Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., the Author of the "Common Sense Medical Adviser." He ay : It is not the quantity of the food eaten which produces strength and health (for some people can keep strong on a very meagre diet), but it is how much food is mbsorbed and assimilated by the blood and carried to nourish every organ of the body. It is, therefore, vitally necessary fcr the body that the stomach be in a healthy state. If disease of the stomach, or what is called "stomach trouble," prevents proper nutrition then the heart, liver, lungs, and kidneys do not get proper food they are not fed on rich red blood, and in conseptnee, begin to show signs of distress. Untwardly these signs may be pimples and eruptions on skin, pale face, sleepless nights, tired, languid feelings, or, by reason of the nerves not being fed on pure blood, they become starved, and we receive a warning in the pain we call neuralgia. Rheumatism, too, is a blood disease. After J 'ears of practice and study Dr. Pierce bund that an Alterative Extract, which he named "Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery," made from the extracts of several plajts, invariably produced a tonic effect Upon the system. It helped the process of absorption of the healthy elements in the food and increased the red corpuscles of the blood, as well as eliminated the poisons from the system. Business is business. No time for heedaches. Constipation causes them. Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure them by noh lac the cause. Laxative and mild.

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RICHMOND TO GET SEVERAL BIG THEATRICAL ATTRACTIONS IN NEAR FUTURE

THE BOSTOlilANS COMING

Manager Swisher Says Patronage of Best Attractions Has Not Been Satisfactory.

About three months yet remain of the winter theatre season in Richmond and for that period Manager Murray and Swisher of the local theatres announce that they will have some rare treats. Manager Swisher will continue to have his vaudeville bills and will vary the program at his house with big attractions. Manager Murray will keep his house exclusively for vaudeville. One of the attractions which Manager Swisher takes much satisfaction in announcing is the coming of the George II. Primrose Minstrels. Mr. Primrose was formerly with Mr. Dockstader in the minstrel business and their show was always welcomed to Richmond. Harry Conners will be here in "Miss Temple's Telegram." Conners made his biggest hit when playing in "A Stranger in New York." Cyril Scott appearing in the "Prince Chef" is booked. He was one of the leading tenors with the Floradora company in its best days. "Simple Simon Simple" the latest opera put out by Nixon and Zimmerman has been secured.." The Postonians" is also on the list. It is running under the direction of the Pauline Hall Opera Company and is receiving the most favorable comment. All of these shows are booked to

appear within two months. There are j

many other attractions .to come but these are to be the choicest. There will be no more stock companies to appear at the Cennett nor at the Phillips. Manager Swisher in commenting on the theatrical season thus far said yesterday that the patronage given to the big shows had not been satisfactory. He thought that it might have been due to the fact that many of t be' best things have come together, often times three good attractions coming in one week. He said that he had been unable to avoid this having to take the best shows when" lie could get them.

EXTENDING HIS BUSINESS

Omar Murray Soon to Control Seven

Vaudeville Houses Monthly In Ohio. Omar Murray, manager of the Phillips Opera House is now interested in four vaudeville houses and hopes in a short time to get the control of three more. In partnership with him is Gus Sun of minstrel fame. The houses they hope to have soon are located in Richmond, Springfield, Portsmouth, Mansfield, Lima, Newark and Canton.

WEEK OF JANUARY 8TH. BONNIE GAYLORD. The Girl from Posey County. HUMES & LEWIS. Comedy Acrobats. BARRINGTON.

The man who drives away sorrow

with his company of wooden headed

figures.. Versatile Ventrilqv.ust.

THE FAMOUS (3) NUDES. In tb Gymnastic Novelty, "The TVr-uie of Life." THE (2) RAYS. Amerca's greatest Roller Skate Dancers, introducing singing and Wooden shoe dancing. MR. ERNEST RENK. Illustrated songs. MOTION PICTURES. 14 An Interesting Story." "Mother's Angel Child." "The Waif" or "Oat in the Streets." Admission 10 cents to all parts of the house. Ladies and childrden will be admitted for 5 cents on Tuesday and Friday afternoons.

Humor. c3 Pmicsopliy

Coming to the New Phillips. At the New Phillips on Friday night, January 12, Avill come "The Mack Crook, Jr., company, a burlesque in two acts with an olio intermediating, and said to be one of the choicest amusements of the season; full of tuneful music, the latest songs fancy dancing, catchy lines.

f-.mny situations and environed in

V.piHiV1 Keener bril1innt.lv lighten

ed by electricity. The olio has names that would headline in any vaudeville house in the metropolis, anions-

which are Alexis & Schall, America's great novelty dancing and acrobatic artists, direct from Keith's and Hammerstein's New York City; Amy Butler, the comedienne, a beautiful girl, Leland and Wilson, comedians, dancers and producers of fun; Stella Mack and Eva Smith coon shouters nnd others. The closing burlesque is a musical travesty. The "Black Crook Jr." is not the same show that appeared here years ago and was stopped on account of objectionable features.

Thor? Nsr Year'; rooluiiins ,'iiic:i ln:t ft V. ' "i LcfeJ fro.:h ar.J bright are cow ' a rla In fact, if you xnurt hr.otw For tiiey a:p-ar, 1 crcatly fear, . Much liUs c tlisfc or crow. To see hew- t'.cy disported And started to cut ice, Tou wouldn't fjucss that so much lcs3 Than one week v.ou!d sulHco To make them pine ia a decline And look lite less than twice. When they were young and charming. About three seconds old, "With purpose hirrli they meant to try A winning hand to hold And make a hit and not to quit Eefore the irk was cold. They started In the business Their maker to reform. His lamp to trim and make of him A proposition warm. But one Iarse tliirst observed him first And put them out of form. Alas for resolutions! They strike a frenzied gait. Resolved to Co a thing or two And move the earth as frei-ht. But find before a week is o'er Their hats are not on straight.

Trying the Ground First

"Will you be a dear sister to me?" "How absurd!" "Indeed! Then perhaps you'll marry

me;

Shoveling Snow. Shoveling snow is a gjadsome operation for the small boy with his first pair of boots who is only allowed to look at the desirable labor through the window. . He t'iinks if lie could only get out there with a shovel three sizes too big for him and clear the walks throughout the livelong day he would ask for no greater happiness. That isn't the way he feels about it, however, a few years later when his father thrusts the shovel into hi unwilling hands and tells him to dig. About that time in life he has developed to a point where he thinks that sitting under a palm tree on some tropical Island would be quite as enjoyable sport. That Is the way with most of our tasks. We want to knock down, wire fences to get at them before our turn comes, and then when we find out what the work is like we are glad of a chance to sneak off and hire a small boy for a quarter to finish the job.

Watchful. While congress worketh earnestly And means to do what's richt, The railroads can't their finish see. Although their eyes are bright.

Even More Effective. "She must have hj-pnotized him before he asked her to many him." "Well, it was about the same thing. She showed him her bank account."

Takes Rare Courage. "I will never marry a coward." "I suppose the man will have to at least be brave enough to ask you."

Neglected Education.

"Money talks, you know.",

"Yes, but I can't understand what the blamed thing is trying to tell me."

PERT PARAGRAPHS.

NEW PAPER IS ASSURED

Hearst Begins AciiTity at Cincinnati. Cincinnati, Jan. 7.-W. It. Hearst 's plans for a Cincinnati newspaper have 'reached-the point where his

agents have leased a five-story'. building in Covington, Ky., just across the

river, stipulating (on publication)

that the building was to be used for all departments of newspaper making except press work. It is variously reported that the Cincinnati edition is to be made ready for the press there and printed by a Cincinnati lithographing company till a complete plant can be put together, and that the Covington building is for a Kentucky edition, to be printed at the main offiees in Cincinnati, where Mr. Hearst secured a building some time ago. ; John R. McLean, owner of the Enquirer, wired friends here that the Enquirer could not be bought, and there was no man living with money enough to "buy it, and the breaking off of the negotiations has resulted in Hearst's agents taking quick action in preparing for the new paper here. It is said in the Chicago office of Nearst's newspapers that both morning and evening editions will bt started here.

LADIES: I make from $18 to $30 per week and want all to have the same opportunity. The work is very pleasant and will pay you handsomely fo." even your spare time. I speak from experience, as I have frequently made $5.00 in a single day. This is no deception. I want no money and will gladly send full particulars to all. Address, Mrs. W. W; Mitchell, Box 10, Portland, Maine.

RELTEF IN SIX HOURS. . Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease relieved in six hours by "New Great South American Kidney Cure." It is a great surprise on account of its exceeding promptness in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys and back, in male or female. Relieves retention of water almost immediate ly If yon want quick relief and cur this is the remedy. Sold by A. C Luken, druggist, Richmond, Tnd. ,i nov7-6n.

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pains, to write to her for bonu treatment which has already cure, all of these tortures. She feels it heduty to send it to all sufferers FREE. You can cure yourself at home a thousands will testify no change o! climate being necessary. This sini pie discovery banishes uric aci!. ; from the blood, loosens the stiffened joints, purifies the blood, and bright j ens the eyes, giving elasticity and i lone to the whole system. If -the above interests you for proof ad dress Mrs..,M. Saunders, Box K. Notre Dame, Ind. . j

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Full Weight CoaL whether you by by the carload, ton, bushel or hundred weight, is your right and what you will get if your orders are lodged with us. Can we say more, except that every pound of coal going through our yard is best and cleanest quality, that you get the lowest market rates thereon and very prompt delivery. Soot dest rover sold bjJ. H. MENKE. Ask about it. 162, 164 Ft. Wayne Ave. Phones, 762 and 435.

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If every day were holidays we'd soon wear out our Sunday clothes. i If every month were lovely May a sealskin sack would be no treasure. Beauty unadorned has a sharp eye out for the millions. It would take something more powerful than a stroke of lightning or an earthquake to jar a good grafter loose from his job. When a good loser goes broke It Is a

sure sign that there's going to be something doing. Frank people are often disagreeable, but that Isn't the reason they're frank. The more you lose your temper the more you have. Graft by any other name would steal as much. An aristocrat Is one whose family has had leisure to make up fairy stories to explain the cussedness of its forbears. Nothing is apt to be fashionable that conforms with the ordinary ruin of common sense.

$100 Dr. E. Detchon's Anti-Diuretic may be worth to you mure than $100 if you have a child who soils bedding from incontinence of water during sleep. Cures old and young alike. It ttehersarsfmwy mfhrmfm alike. It arrests the trouble at once. Sold by A. G. Luken, druggist, Richmond, Ind. 7-wk-6m.

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By MELVIN L. SEVERY Autfwr of " The Darrcnv Enigma." One of the mosl baffling, brilliant myslery Stories that has appeared in many a day Cloth, 12mo, $1.50 Sent postpaid on receipt ol price, or t your bookseller. DODD, MEAD & COMPANY PUBLISHERS 372 FIFTH AVENUE NEW YORK

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Throughout thiswid? ro fpr and is yet to be had at fro- a : ut "rTEI? Y LOW PRICES. From some of thi- " an average, of $416.95, net, was made last yar Strawbei rics. From Cantalo",-. $250.00. Peaches, Apps, GraneB, return handsomely. Cattle need bnt little winter feed. Write ms for Facts and Figures. G A. P?rk, Gereial Jrrrr.ipraticn and Industrial Agent Louisville ?- Nashville R.