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Saturday. Earlham Seniors will be entertained at the home of Miss Elizabeth Middleton. Open church meeting at the South Eighth Street Friends' church. Saturday Evening Whist Club will meet.

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TEACHER'S PET."

THE HALL OF FAME.

Mrs. Walter J. Ilutton gave a thimble party yesterday afttrnoon at her home on north fifteenth street. The guests of honor were Mrs. Hutton and Mrs. Smith of New York. The afternoon was delightfully spent in needlework. The parlors were prettily decorated with flowers taste

fully arranged. A dainty luncheon

served during the afternoon.

The Ugo-Igo- Club. was entertained i

yesterday at the home of Mrs. Ed Sudhoff ,on south seventh street. Euchre formed the feature of the meeting and at the close of the games the first prizes were awarded -k Afi't: TTomr rmrl ATV! Wipkempver

and the consolations to Mr. and Mrs. at uueiw" "l

Austin Smith of Clinton, N. Y., was graduated from Hamilton college in 1820 and is 100 years old. Policeman Charles V. Wilson, who has been on the force of Fall River, Mass., for fourteen years, has resigned because he regards it as wrong to work on the Sabbath day. Lewis D. Ilollenbach of Gordon, Ta.t has a pig which he offers to match against any hound in the state as a rabbit hunter. He says the pig can follow a scent with any dog living. Ed Holley, the Teinple (Vt.) trapper,

during the past winter caught forty-six foxes, sixteen muskrats, twelve skunks, six minks and four coons. He uses no gun or dog, but depends wholly on his traps. Colonel William Herring, a leading lawyer of Tucson, Ariz., has for a partner his daughter. She studied in her

father's otiiee and graduated No. 4 in a

LAST NIGH?( ALTHOUGH THE WEATHER WAS BAD AND

THE GROUNDS WET RED MEN HOPE TO CLEAR EXPENSES This Week, but the Company May b Here Next Week Outlook Good For Tonight.

A night neither as good as "Wednesday night nor as bad as Tuesday night, brought a fair sized crowd of people to the R ed Men's Carnival last evening. For a while it was thought that the carnival would not be opened at all, but as the clouds cleared :;.way and the rain stopped the gates were opened and a steady stream of people passed inside. All but two of the shows were opened and did a good business. None of the public feats, the coasting down the iucline, the high diving, etc., have as yet been attempted, but if the weather is good will begin tonight. The Red men hope to clear expenses this week but it seems certain that if they wish to make any profit that the carnival company will have to remain here the first few nignts of next week and give the benefit of its per

formances to people who have been unable to view them this week. The Red Men have nearly all turned quite blue but the outlook begins to

brighten up a little and the blue col

or is about to give place to the red again. This morning the sun shone for the first time this week, the air is warmer and everything tends to the belief that spring is almost over and

Eight years old ana goin' on nine, " Teacher says I'm. doin' fine. , . Git my lessons everyday, . Hardly ever have to stay After school fer toeiii' slow V Ain't so very happy. -though, 'Cause the fellers laugh at me. All but Johnny Baker; he Takes rny si2e. He knows, all right; I ain't strong enough to fight, ' r 'Cause I hurt' myself one day l.iiln" off u furvner'a BMsh, -"V the, doctor cut my eide . .vp, iirsd ma she cried, ' ' And since then I'm awful thin, And. i,' whiz. It hurts like sin When 1 try to jump and run. 8o you see It ain't no fun V"::t."Vthe fellers Irtish and say, "lr;,Uy cat. 'you daaaant play!" , And my eye3 git kinder wet When they call roe "teacher's pet!" Gee! They never talked that way Till I tumbled off the sleigh. Wunst 1 licked three kids so quick That it made 'em good and sick, And 1 uster doiige and run Jes" as fast as any one. Now when reres3 comes along I jes' wait to hear the gong Call us back to work a lot. 'Cause that's all the fun I've got. When the kids play "cne old cat" I jes' set and hold the bat, Wishin I could cork the ball Like I uster do las' fall. Yesterday when Reddy Lee Seen me settin' there, says he: "Fellers, look at 'teacher's pet! He's afraid to play, you bet. 'Cause he knows I'd smash his face All around this whole darn place!" Johhny Baker Sten me cry. And he blacked old Roddy's eye, And he made his nose bleed too. Gosh. I wisht that I could do

Sowiethin" good for Johimy! He Allers xloes so much fer me. Maybe 'twon't be very long Tillj my cide gits good and strong.

If it ever does 1 bet

Thiy won't call me "teacher's pet!"

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LOEHR & KLUTE

George Sudhoff. Refreshments were served. Mrs. Wiekemeyer will entertain the club at its next meeting. The following young people from this city attended the commencement ball at New Castle one of the social events of the season there, last evening: Misses Edith and Alice Harvey, Lena Coffin, Marie Kaufman, Irene Wilson, Grace Smith; Messrs. Griffith Ellis, Henry Bulla, Karl Meyers. Messrs and Mesdames G. E. Calloway, Abram Boyd, Misses Edna Clark and Pearl Boyd, and Mr. Robert Hughes, of Cambridge, formed a party that will attend the "Tender

foot"

tonight.

The Thursday Whist Club held an enjoyable meeting yesterday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Jonas Gaar on east Main street. Mrs. Albert Gale and Miss Clara Myrick received the prizes. The next meeting of the club will take place in two weeks.

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General Kuropatkin, the commander in chief of the Russian army, won the Legion of Honor in Paris in 1874 for assisting in reorganizing the French cavalry, being the first Russian oflicer

to gain that prize. Glenn Brown, the Washington architect, has been elected an honorary corresponding member of the Royal Institute of British Architects. Only six other American architects have been honored in this way. Edward II. Lenox, who as a boy of sixteen drove the first ox team that ever reached the Columbia river from across the plains, has just celebrated his seventy-seventh birthday at his home in Oakland, Cal. Swiss journals report the death at Silenen of the famous guide Ambros Z'Graggen, who two years ago celebrated his golden wedding. He first served as a guide in 1843 and reached the age

of seventy-nine. Several sections of the Swiss Alpine club were represented at his funeral. The five-year-old son of Soneng Pao Kis, the Chinese ambassador in Paris, is said to be remarkably precocious. He speaks French as well as Chinese fluently and has already memorized 2,5X of the characters of the Chinese script, 1,000 of which suffice an ordinary Chinaman.

summer is here. This will delight the hearts of the Red Men, as many people have been waiting for a good evening before venturing to the carnival. If this evening be a good one the carnival may expect the banner

crowd of the week. The Red Men

need to be helped out; the carnival is good and cheap; the weather is fine and so why not come out and attend the carnival. Said the man with the cane: "I took a trip out into the country with a frk'::'J of mine the other day. and we iiiul a gro;it time and a hearty laugh. I've been livin;? in the city al? my life, and. of course, i didn't know how to harness a horse. "What has that to do with the trip in the country? Just this: My friend

and I went up to Doylostown. and as

the day was bright and balmy we thought we'd like a carriage ride. So we hired a horse and buggy and drove into the country among the Bucks county hills. At the noon hour we were kind to the horse and. taking every bit of harness 1'rotu him, allowed him to eat his lunch in comfort, while we munched our sandwiches. "Well, it was all right until we started to put the ifctrucss on again. Then the discovery was made that neither of us was able to do the trick. We were stuck, but by doing a great deal of thinking vo managed to get all the harness in pl:ce except the bit. We tried to put that in the horse's mouth, but the animal wouldn't open his mouth for a cent. " 'Well,' said my companion, 'we'll simply have to wait; that's all. "'Wait for what?' I asked in surprise. " 'Why.' was the reply, 'we'll have to wait until the horse yawns.' " Philadelphia Press.

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FOREIGN FACTS.

The English buy $3,000,000 of eggs abroad each year, the average price being 10 cents a dozen. The population of Korea is 17,000,000, including 25,00(3 Japanese, who control the country's activities. The result of a cricket match in Melbourne was cabled to Loudon, 17,000 miles, through nine relays, in two and a half minutes. Theater fires are to be studied experimentally in Austria by building a theater one-iifth the normal size and subjecting it to various tests. Wild dogs are becoming a nuisance and danger In the jungles of India. Even the tiger and panther slink away when the wild dog comes along. The largest election district In the world is the so called CJrey d" vision of South Australia. It comprises 553,000,000 acres, or nearly a quarter of the whole continent. Within the last few years the various

colonies of Europeans in Egypt have

built their own hospitals, ihere are

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In 4ht I'alm Room. "Why do they call it the palm room?" asked t lie bride as they entered the hotel dining room. "The palms are very few and only varnished ones." "The waiters, the waiters, my dear! They all have palms, and they must be silvered by the guests." Cleveland Leader.

Mr. Morgan will not be missed so much as formerly during his trip abroad. Events are not quite so Morganized as they were. Boston ilerald. Sir Charles Dilke will now be voted the loveliest man in all England. He has come out flatfooted for the admission of women to parliament. Minneapolis Times. King Alfonso of Spain has now become sufficiently important to have to

dodge dynamite bombs. This is quite an achievement for a boy of his age. Chicago Record-Herald. Tesla's opinion is that his new invention of a transmission and receiving tower will do away with newspapers. But he has been so sure of so many things. Mexican Ilerald. Catarrh Cannot be Cured. with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or consti

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A Csntle Anmrr, She I suppose you don't like it George, because I do not play upon the piano as I used to before we were married? He Not at all, Carrie, not at all. That's what I married you for, you know. I didn't know of any other way

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