Richmond Palladium (Daily), 15 February 1904 — Page 6

RICHMOND DAILY PALLADIUM, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1904.

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HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW .

To Use American Slang, and His At

tempts are Extremely Ludicrous. "The Earl of Pawtucket " is one of the "doncher know" kind, but withal, a gentleman, and, while he arouses risibilities of the audience he still elaims consideration on account of being such a "good fellow." In his attempts to imitate American customs he employs slang not slaiv-v slang but the everyday ar-

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BOHEMIAN Hy Helen "Rowland

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Copyright, 1003, ? T. C. McClure

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EN N ETT THEATR E

O.G. Murray T,essee and Manager

One Night Special Monday, Feb. 15th KIRKE LASHELL'S Triumph The Earl of

Pawtucket One solid phenomenal year In New York AN AMERICAN COMEDY of the sublimest quality by Augustus Thomas,.author of 'Arizona." Clean, Sane, Exalted Fun in a Class b Itself positive socletv event which broke the records of three metropolitan playhouses. The original production of surpassing elegance assured.

tide, am

emnlovs it in

1 .-..,. i,';.ir finvr-f" find never fails

tlUILttlHillp, ...... to convulse the audience with laughter. The play does not boast of a misjudged wife, a meddlesome motherin-in-law, or eccentric character, but the charactei-s are ordinary people who, together, present the greatest play of its" kind ever written. The scenic ef-

fects are gorgeous reproductions ol the Waldorf-Astoria, New York, and the costuming is perfect. . Lovers of hiph-class comedy will be at the G ennet t theater tonight. B riming over with new ideas, bubbling over with comedy, and filled with eatery music and new songs, the Wra. II. West minstrels are meeting this season with a success they have never before known. They have, this year, unquestionably the greatest singing show ever seen in this country, as they are now carrying sixteen trained voices. A new feature of

this performance is the introduction bv Manager Tiicaby of the very funny

operatic burlesque, entitled "The Wizard of Boz." This is a take-off on the most popular opera' of the day, "The Wizard of Oz." It is beautifully staged with elaborate hi-illirmr costumes and novel

electrical and light effects. It is certainlv proving the greatest novelty

introduced into a minstrel perform

ance in amnv a day. At the Gennett

theater Wednesday evening, Febru

ary 17.

Trices 25. 50, Toe, 1 and $U0 Kale seats Friday at Nixon's confectlonery

G

ENNETT THEAT R E O. G. Murray. Lessee. Manager

Wednesday, Feb. 17 The Wm. H. West BIG Minstrel jubilee Management San'ord B. Ricaby Principal Comedians BILLY CLARK JOHN H. KING FRED IIUBER Vaudeville InnovationsPrince Slam's Visit to America Jiilly Clark. Monologue The Great Kartelll The Marvelous Probst Concluding with the laughable travesty, 'THE WIZARD OF BOZ"

. .rmn t -r.tnr.an v of rare voices." De

troit Free Press.

nrnnri street Parade and Band Concert

at a. m. PRICES 23c, fOc, 7oc and fl.CO. 8&le of seats opens at Nixon's Confec tionery, 80 Main, Monday, Feb. lo

The Indian opera sung m

end act ot " 1 lie lwo

the sec-

Merry

corned v

rramns" is one of tlie most mentor

i . i .A. 1 4 v- -v f m n n T n 1

ions, and at me um; umc f.nnilc:il numbers ever introduced

in a farce comedy.

"Two Merrv Tramps" is a

ith a plot, a comedy Avritten ior

laughter, and the production m us. entirety is far ahead of any of the

farce comedies of the day. At the Gennett theater tomorrow nigbt. The eltcrical effects that are used with Blonde!! and Fennessy's "Katzenjammer Kids" company that are to appear at the Gennett theater Thursday evening, February IS, will, at the close of the present season, be leased to a lanre theatrical firm of Xew York, to be used at the coming St. Louis exposition. This, it is stated, does not apply to all of the many and varied effects used, but to a particular one that of the cabinet (.cene which is considered very beautiful to behold.

Gennett Theatre

O. G. MURRAY Lessee and Manager

lotel Pwates St. Louis World's Pair. For copy of World's Fair official amphlet, naming Hotel aceommon'aions and rates during Universal EtKsition of 1904, address E. A. Ford, "Senerai Passenger Agent PermsyJva-lia-Vandalia Line's. Pittsburg, Pa.

Thursday, Feb. 18

ULONDELL & FENNESSY'S Hurricane of Fun anl Frolic The Kalzenjamraer Kids ALL STAR CAST. "Wally Clark, the distinguished German comedian; Carol Trixeda, the California Sunbeam; Dixon & Lang, Sweet Yodlers and Character Imita

tions; Billy Andrus and his Trained Mule, " Texas," from the Hippodrome, London; The Fennels, the Acrobatic wonders; Lela Leland, the Dancing Marvel; Criqui & Alexander, the Lilliputian Comedians; David Jones, Baritone Vocalist; Thomas Kelly, Sweet Voiced Singing Cometfianj Day & Vestal, and many others. Prices 25, 33 and CO. Box 75c. 'Hale of Rents opens at Nixon's Confection ry, 800 Main, Tuesday, Feb. l5.

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Dorothy Brockway ran gayly up the steps to the first class passenger coach as it stood in the Richmond depot. "Ta. ta!" she called gayly to a big fellow who stood beside the coach. "By by, Teddy," and with a pretty little movement she blew a kiss to the waiting man, then disappeared within the door of the train. The man lifted his hat solemnly. Then he strode away with a quiet, hurt look in his eyes, not even waiting to

see the merry face that peered out of

the windoAV as the train panted and puued out of the station.

"Oh. brace up, Morrison! This won't

do. There's no use making a mute or

yourself for any fool girl who doesn't

half appreciate you."

You don't know anything about it!"

And Terry Morrison walked off. leaving the man who had been trying to cheer

him :p standing where he was, a little chagrined and a bit sorry for the big

fellow. As the train whizzed past the out

skirts of the city Dorothy Brockway

stretched out her arms and drew a deep sih of relief. "Free, free, free!" she breathed ia a passionate whisper and leaned back in the seat with a wonderful smile in her eyes and deep, joyous satisfaction permeating her whole being. "No more mammas! No more Teddy! No more chaperons! No more tea parties!" she went on. 'Must fun and work and do as I please and be bohemian. Oh, how I hate it all! Mamma's conventionalities! Teddy's bossing dear old Ted! How broken up he looked" And some of the merriment faded from her eyes. It was dusk as her train steamed into Jersey City and the tall skyscrapers on Park row were sending forth a million twinkling lights that streamed over the water. Dorothy looked about her a little bewildered, but made her way hurriedly to the gates, followed by a fat porter who carried her grips. Through the bars she spied a smiling pair of eyes, and Corinne Morrison came to meet her with m amused look on her face.

"You dear little idiot," said Corinne as she kissed her and led the way to

the ferryboat. "You absurd little greenie! Why on earth did yon leave my good and glorious brother to come

up- to this seething caldron hy didn't von stav at home and marry

him and get supported for the rest o your life?"

"Connie," said Dorothy severely, "you

dnn't know what it is to'be bossed and

bossed and bossed. I want to be bohemian." There was a queer little light in Co

rinne's eves as she answered: "All

right, dear, we'll begin right away

Come, we'll take a street car instead

of a cab. It wouldn't be bohemian to take a cab. you know. Bohemians are

all poor. I'm a bohemian

"But but all these bags!" And Dor

othy looked helplessly at the pile of

leather satchels beside her,

"They aren't bohemian either." And

Corinne relentlessly led the way to the

car, tugging two satchels, while Doro

thy followed helplessly with the rest.

Three-quarters of an hour later they were wearily climbing the stairs to Cori line's studio. Up one long night, up two, up three! Dorothy sat down in

a heap on the dirty floor to rest. "Connie, is your studio in heaven?"

"Yes. when I sell anything. Come

along, girly; you'll get there. It merely

requires perseverance." And one more flight brought the two to a battered door in a dirty hall, smelling of mold

nnd riamnness. Corinne took out her

latchkey and unlocked the door.

"(:;i. how glorious." sighed Dorothy,

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lO Cul l J ,IUUI unii uiu mnj .

"Delightful!" And Corinne s voice

was a bit ironical.

Just three weeks later Dorothy rolled

over wearily in her automatic combina

tion bed and folding couch that did

duty by day as an "oriental corner

with a lot of gaudy pillows piled upon

it.

"Connie," she said tragically, "do you

know just how much money I have between me and the cold, cold world?

Just ?1C! And I haven t sold a single

thing I'v written, and. Connie, is there

anything ele in Bohemia besides work

and disappointment and editors who

won't see you?"

"Yes," said Connie doubtfully, "I believe there are the Hungarian restaurants. Y'ou need cheering up, girly. We'll do a Hungarian restaurant to

night. I'll telephone two of the boys

from Park row to meet us somewhere.

and we'll go to Martinetti's."

"Meet us? Meet us? Can't they call

fcr us here?"

"Why, no." and Corinne turned reproachful eyes on Dorothy. "They are newspaper men, you know, and can

only steal an hour or so from the office.

Besides, that would be awful conven

tional. No. not that low cut frock.

goosie. Pick out your plainest shirt waist if you're going slumming with

me." t

Dorothy set her teeth firmly and

sm

be

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the

opera as Dorothy Brockway. followed

by Corinne and the two newspaper men. In their morning clothes, entered the third rate bohemian cafe. The lights flashed on a hundred women in fund gowns, wearing every color and

in

just

variety of hat. Jewels, real and paste, twinkled under the chandeliers, and the fumes from a hundred cigarettes

rose to keaven. Some college boys were ringing "Bola Bola!" totally oblivious

of time and tune, and were pounding

on the table with their forks in wild

applause at their own jokes. "How do you like it?" asked Corinne as they took their seats. "It's choky." said Dorothy noncommittally. "What do you take?" asked one of the men, looking at Dorothy. "Why why oh, anything. I think I'd like a chocolate frappe." A loud laugh from the other three greeted this remark. "Bring us four Martinis to start with," said Reggie Cutting to the waiter, who wore a soiled collar and a cutaway. Dorothy looked at Corinne apprehensively. "Are Martinis cocktails." she asked shyly, "because if they are I've never tasted one?" Just then one of the college boys arose, looked around and blew a kiss toward Corinne and Dorothy. "I .sidles and iientlemen." he began,

the presence of a lady wno uas

declared that she never ncrore

tasted a cocktail I blush to remark"

"Oh, oh, I'm going home this minute!" said Dorothy, rising and looking about her with misty eyes and cheeks burning with mortification. "Sit down, Dolly," whispered Corinne. "lie doesn't mean anything. Sit down and don't notice him. Here's your cocktail." That is all that "orothy ever re

membered of that horrible evening.

he next morning she stood before the

washstand, miserably, towel in hand.

"Connie, Connie, this water's so cold.

and I can't find any soap, and haven't

you got anything but a tin basin to wash in?"

"Other's broken." came cheerfully

from the inner recesses of a closet.

"Oh. my head!" said Dorothy; sink-

ing down on the hard puiows ot xue

fake" couch. "Oh my head! How

could you make me drmk mat cock

tail and the table and everything went around and oh. Connie, I'm sick . 1

yet. Ill never toucn anoiner uuu

what would Teddy say.'"

"Oh, he'd just be bossy and particu- . - - - i T k

lar about it. You'll get useu 10 Bohemia after awhile. Are you tired of it already?" And Corinne glanced

oddly at Dorothy.

'I'm tired of something. My last

story came back by the post this morn

ing, declined with thanks,' and l ve tried the last place I know of for a position on a staff. Why, there aren't any positions here. And everybody's such an atom in New Y'ork. and ed

itors don't take olf their hats when you

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go to see them, out just Keep nui ju

smoking their pipes, and in their shirt

tivp tnn. Oh. mv Lead and L)or- nc:i

otliv was sobbing violently in half a !

minute.

"Dorothy P.rockway. if you muss

that pillow up I II make you pay icr it. It's my best, so you just stop your crying on it right away."

Dorothy arose with a sudden guip

and glared at her companion.

You're a cold, hard hearted, coarse

person, sue saiu, wun uinnia j,

"and I'm going back home tomorrow.

Two days later Mr. Ted Morrison sat

in his office in the afternoon sunshine

looking over the mail which had just

come in. His hat was pushed back from his forehead, showing a fine head

of curly brown hair. He was laughing

softly and reading over for the third time two letters he had just received.

The first ran in this vein: Dearest Teddy Meet me tomorrow at

the station, 6 p. m. I m coming home lorever and ever. New York is the most uninteresting place I have ever been in.

Publishers up here aren't a bit interested

in young talent. Tney seem to De anx

ious, above all things, to nip it m me ouu. i Sociallv. New York is degrading. People

do nothing but wash in tin basins, drink

cocktails and live in attics, you aear, darling old boy! I am just longing to come home and cry it all out on your coat

lapel. Your penitent uokuuix.

The other letter was quite different in

purport. It ran thus:

Dear Ted I've done the very best I

could for you. and you owe me tnat iw you promised me if I'd send her back. I

followed her about ana persuaueu cwiy rmiilisher who might be inclined to look

favorably upon her work to turn it coldly

and peremptorily down. I took her to the

meanest restaurant 1 know oi ana maue

her drink a cocktail. I even persuaaea Reggie Cutting to be rude to her. All O. K. She leaves in the morning. Remem

ber the hundred. Your affectionate sister,

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Dancer Information. Eliza is an old retainer in a certain

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TIME CARD.

Richmond Street & Interurban Rail

way Company. Cars leave hourly for Centerville,

East Germantown, Cambridge uy,

Dublin and Milton, from 5 a. m. tell p. m., returning same hours. Sunsame hours, except first car leaves at

a. m. Indianapolis Cars. Limited cars leave eighth and Main i u : i.

street (by city cars transferring at west side barns) at 7:45 a. m., 11:45a. in. and 3:45 p. m.

Limited cars leave Indianapolis for

Richmond same hours. These cars stop only at Big Four crossing, Cam

bridge City, Dunreith, Knightstowr

md Greenfield. Local cars leave Richmond for Iniianapolis and Indianapolis for Richmond at 5, 7, 9 and 11 a. m. and lr 3, 5 and 7 p. m. C. A. Denman, Superintendent.

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