Richmond Palladium (Daily), 12 February 1904 — Page 6

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RICHMOND DAILY PALLADIUM, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1904.

(9) 'A LONG LIFE !3 th9 Desire f &!any. A HAPPY LIFE Is ths Desire of More.

FAKING VITOMA r ot only makes life last longer, but also makes life much more happy , for Vitoxa rot only restores people to good health, lut it also keeps them in good health. Vitoxa always helps digestion, and when digestion is good the food that is eaten more thoroughly nourishes. Vitoxa strengthens the kidneys, heals the urethra, and ends pelvic catarrh, lame Lack, etc., when so-called tonic, catarrh and kidney medicines utterly fail. Vitoxa vitalizes and tones up the nervous system and makes the prematurely old feel young again. VnoXA m:;kes the blood circulate and makes it 'pure, and only where pure blood circulates is there strength., vigor and good feeling. M. B. Cornell, of New Lisbon, Ohio, "Writes: "Excessive sediment indicated my kidneys were diseased. Nothing I took did me aparticioof good, My back was so lame 1 could hardly bend and my blood circulated so slowly I felt worn out and tired all the time. Food I ate gave me distress. 1 looked old and felt old, and was greatly discouraged. I continued getting worse until I one day read a little book about Vitoxa and determined to try it. I would not take a nundred dollars for the good it did me. I look and feel twenty years younger." Vitoxa costs one dollar a bottle or six bottles for live dollars, and while Tub Vitoxa Co, Coshocton, O.will continue to Bend it by express prepaid on receipt of price it is now obtainable in this County For sale by Alford Drug Co. EN N ETT THEATR E O. G. Murray Lessee and Manager One Xight Special Monday, Feb. 15th KIRKE LASHELL'S Triumph The Earl of Pawtucket One solid phenomenal year In New York AN AMERICAN COMKHY of the subllmost quality by Augustus Thomas, author of 'Arizona. Clean, Sane, Exalted b Itself. Fun in a Class A positive society event which broke the records of three metropolitan playhouses. The original production ol surjitssing elegance assured. Prices 25. ?, 7, Jl a nd $1.C0 8ale seats Friday at Nixon's confectionery QENNETT THEATRE o. G. iMurray. Lessee. Manager FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12. Big Production of "The Fortune Teller" Music by Victor Herbert Hook bv Harry R. Smith CAST Edna Eronson Grace Orr Myers May Emory Grafton Baker Bertie Dale Robert Lett I'hil Branson Herman Hirshberg Edw. S. Metcalfe Harry Turpin 60 PEOPLE--60 BIG BEAUTY CHORUS Pjices Box seats Sl."o; balance lower floor, $l.W, lialcony 75c and Toe; Gallery 25c Sn.le.of fats opens at Nixon's Confec tlonery, Mi Main, Wednesday, Feb. 10. Gennett Theatre O. G. MURRAY Leisce and Manager Saturday, Feb. 13 , Matinee and Night ELMER WALTER'S Original Descriptive Character Play, A Thoroughbred Tramp Provides laughter unlimited. All other tramp playshave origin ated from the seeds of success sown by this comedy. lrlce Matinee, adults 2To; children 10c Kvenlng 10, 'A HO and nOs Bale of Seats opens at Nixon's Confection ery, tW Main, Thursday, Feb. 11. A WEEK "cS?1 Oi! Burner. Wo.r. arr.a nr tnmncf : burns mi-la ! otlio t,KKKJ. WrttCloiuU Sir. Col. vl ten K. Mew York, . .

inusemciirs 'Two Merry Tramps." The Wood and Ward Combinations which will present "Two Merry Tramps" in this city next Tuesday evening comes with the best recommendations, having given excellent satisfaction everywhere last season. One of the extremely funny situations in "The Two Merry Tramps" is the game of golf played by Clarence and Artie, their remarks and maneuvers being appreciated by all lovers of this soprt and greatly enjoyed by the. great mass of the people who only know that such a game is a popular fail. "The Two Merry Tramps" is just the play for laughter-loving theatre goers. Not one sigh or tear has ever been produced by this famous company, music and laughter is their motto, and mission in life and thev certainlv fulfill all promises along T 1 his line. "Not Hop Li." At the termination of the performance of "A Thoroughbred Tramp" in New York City recently a "well dressed Chinaman dashed breathlessly into the stage door and interrogated the door-keeper: "Were Hop Li?" "What Hop Li?" "Hop Li in play." "In his dressing-room I suppose." "Were dlessing room?" "I'll slunv yon." Accordingly the Chinaman "was shown into the dressing room, of the actor who played the part of Hop Li, and as the door closed behind lnn the actor "who was sitting with his make-up and wardrobe still on him, minus his wig, faced the celestial. "Wca Hop Li?" the Chinamen inquired. "Right here," was the reply. '"No, no; me no jokee; were Hop Li?" "Right here, I a'm telling you." "You no Hop Li, you Meliean man." The actor turned to his dressing table, and picking up his Chinese wig, faced the mirror and placed it on his head; then turning, he faced the Chinaman. John gazed at him speechlessly a moment, then seizing his hand let flow a string of Chinese that would have confused an expert interpreter. .The actor let him babble on for a few minutes, then placing his hand on his head slowly removed his wig the How of language censed; the Chinaman stood aghast. Slowly he backed out of the doorway, then stood a moment; "You no Hop Li, you dlam lie!" The door slammed and the Chinaman was gone. Gennett tonight. "The Earl of Pawtucket." The plot of "The Ealr of Pawtucket" deals with the adventures of an English nobleman, who has come to New York to win for his wife an American girl, by whom he has been fascinated, though he does not even know her name. His acquaintance with her begins while both are imprisoned in one of the ears of a Ferris whell, the machinery of which has broken down, leaving the car containing the noble lord and the American girl suspended over a hundred feet up in the air. They are kept there for nearly twenty-four hours, while the car is being repaired. The girl's pluck and cheerfulness under the distressing circumstances, added to her beauty and cleverness, make the earl her devoted slave. When they are at last finally released, he loses track of her before he lit u Is. out her name. He knows, however, that 1 she is to return to America in a day ior two. a:ul determines to follow her. He confides his intention to his Amer icau friend, Montgomery Putnam a rich New Yorker who has fled from America to avoid paying alimony to his divorced wife. As the Earl does not wish to travel in propria persona, Putnam suggests that he assume his name, assuring him that the deception will never he known, and this the Earl does. Arrived in New York, at the Waldorf-Astoria, he linds the object of his search, and is introduced to her by his friend, Arthur Weatherbee, as Montgomery Putnam. The girl, who is really the divorced wife of the genuine Putnam, is presented as Miss Harriett Fordyce, her maiden name, and, of course she knows the Earl is masquerading under the false name but she doesn't reveal her knowledge, and quickly discovers who her new acquaintance really is without letting him know it. At the Waldorf there are also several of Putnam's relatives, only two of whom know him by sight; a lawyer's clerk with a writ and a claim for .$5,000; another court officer, empowered to arrest Putnam for non-pa jinent of alimony, and several other people who are determined to make trouble for the real Putnam. Lord Cardington, the Earl, tries to

brazen out the fact that he is the real Putnam, before he discovers the unpleasant consequences which his impersonation entails, and his attempts to convince everyone that he is an American by the use of slang phrases of the real meaning of which he has not an idea are extremely amusing. He of course becomes confused, and at last, just as he is to be arrested for obtaining money under false pretences, for contempt of court, for non-payment of alimony, and, as a final charge, for the murder of Lord Cardington who is said to have mysteriously disappeared Harriet Fordyce, reveals the fact that he is really Lord Cardington, whereupon all the complications are cleared away and the piece ends as it should. Lord Carding oil's attempt to play

j:m American, and his delightful selfs.it is faction when lie "muddles up some expressive Americanism, thinking lie had delivered it perfectly, is i indescribably funnv. One of the which is to play at the Gen nett Monday evening, February 15, is that, while its situations and lines might easily be twisted to convey a tinge of risquencss, this has all been carefully eliminated and there is not a single suggestion of anything in the entire play which could cause a '.! '.-'i even to the most purilanieal of playgoers. The play is in three acts, all of which are laid in the Waldot f-Astor-ia Hotel. The first takes place in the Palm Room, the second in Lord Cardington 's suite, and the third in the Turkish room. Kirk La Shelle, the owner of the play, is a great stickler for realism, and each of the scenes ai'e exact duplications of the real rooms of the hotel. The scenie artists having worked both from actual photographs taken expressly for the purpose at the Waldorf of these rooms, and from sketches made at the hotel. .''One or tne most curious orders given In the British royal navy is, "All hands black faces!"' And in order that this may be adequately fulfilled each of our warships carries among its stores a supply of such pigment as is used for the same purpose on the stage. This order is only given during the maneuvers as a rule, for when a night surprise is intended it is not only the vessels that are made as little visible as possible, but the faces of the men must be blackened, for when powerful night glasses are used the showing of a white face is far more palpable than any landsman would suppose. London Standard. One or Tvro Monkryn. The story of a telegram, which was transposed from "200 leviathans" to "200 live eats," reminds a correspondent of the London Globe of an incident said to have occurred some years ago. An Italian gentleman sent to a friend in Africa for "one or two monkeys," or, as it was written in the language of Rome, "1 o 2 monkeys." By next mail he received a note saying that eighty-five had been dispatched, and the remainder should follow by another boat. Cheering III in Vp. A man was lying iu bed very ill with pneumonia. To him entered a friend. "Ah," said the friend, "the doctor says you're goiug to die tonight. Don't you believe it. You won't die till tomorrow night. Got pneumonia, eh? Do you remember Smith?" "Yes." "He died of pneumonia yesterday. Do you remember Jones?" "Yes." "He died of pneumonia too. Well, I must go now, but I'll come and cheer you up again toj morrow. TEE BUGLER'S CHES Is well expanded. lie uses his lungs to their fullest capacity. People in ordinary do not use much over half their lung power. The unused lung surface becomes inert, and oilers a prepared ground for the attack of the germs of consumption. There is no need to warn people y..v,...v...-w -rerjrq oi tne clanger oi -wT-.'i'ti ;vl warning is con"VT '.rJ, stantly needed not IW uticl LUC III L symptoms of diseased lungs. I A Dr. Pierce's Gold en Medical Discovery cures obstinate coughs, bronchitis, bleeding lungs, and other conditions which, if neglected or unskilfully treated, find a fatal termination in consumption. It is entirely free from opiates and narcotics. "About three years Bsro I was taken with a bnd cough, vomiting ' - I anl r . m f . . 1 3 M writes Mr. IX J. Robinson, of Spring Garden, W. Va. I tried nianv rf-tnfrlirc nnili. ine seemed to heln ni till T commenced using Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. After using ten bottles and four vials of his ' Pleasant Pellets.' I commenced to improve. My case seemed to be almost a hopeless one. Doctors pronounced it ulcer of the lungs. I was sick nearly two years part of the time bedfast. Was given up to die bv all. I thought it would be impossible for me to live over niht at one time. I haven't spit any blood now for more than twelve months, and worked on the farm all last summer. It was Dr. Pierce's medicines that cured me." Accept no substitute for "Golden Medical Discovery." There is nothing "just as good" for diseases of the stomach. The "Medical Adviser," in paper covers, is sent free on receipt of 21 one-cent 6 tamps to pay for mailing only. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.

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