Richmond Palladium (Daily), 31 January 1902 — Page 8
RICHMOND DAILY PALLADIUM FRIDAV JANUARY 31, 1902.
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So Says Max O'Rell, Speaking of Kis Operation.
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Advocate ef Mntrr and !( Ita
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Ola cans not quite a gallon two pounds 8&oit -95 Cents Plain New York DUCK WHEAT FLOUR-the very () best-61bs 25c. A (iOOI) COMBINATION FOR BIIEAKFAST. SIWIW. E HASTINGS
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Although EtiH an Inmate ef tb Freucli- hospital in New York. Pau)
ttlooet (ilax O'Rell) is rapidly recover
iiiy frm the effects of the operation for
apjiendicitia per formed a few days ago. lie referred to himself as the "widest
oien man la New York" two days aftei
passing under the surgeon's knife. Now
he has written his experiences for the
New York Journal. He says:
When a month oreotgu I decided oo
having an operation performed upor me. some New York papers, short of in terestlng matter for their readers, published the information. This brought me scores of letters from cranks, fad dists. humbugs, faith healers and th
like. "Give up sin." some wrote, "and you will be all right." "Try my cure." wrote charlatans. An other of this class said: "Have you tried hydrotherapy? With hot water I can briiitf ou a crisis that will settle you." In fact. I received lots of disinterest
ed advice, aud gratis too. A faddiM wrote: "Do not submit to the" cruel knife of a surgeon. ut of a hundred people ojfrated on seventy die; the oib er thirty are maimed for life." Ignorance and prejudice go no further. Now. dear reader, if you ere sure that something is wrong with any part of your anatomy do not hesitate to
Mark Tt-afa'a l,.fnt favtma. JfrrkiTfcaTh ha added two new maxims to Ihr world's already valua
ble collection, swiys Harper's Literary
Oosslp 1 hey are an follow: "We r.ugbr never to do wrous when people
are looking nnd "No real geatlemau
will tell the naked truth Id the pre-
nit i .
I doiu apiear In hi new novelette. "A
----- . -. . . . . . v ."VV.Vli.r- iH!,T, which Is completed it the Felruary nuinlter of Harper's Magazine. The London Academy is so pleased with these new witticisms that it Is moved to suggest the publication of a "Mark Twain's Own Book of Maxims." which ought certainly to be illuminating as a practical guide to conduct.
Bra-red the C'alaeae Lloa. I-i Hung Cluing." says the Shangha9 Mercury, -was very apt to revile in tUt lowest billingsgate if any one offended him. Once a district magistrate incurred his displeasure. whereupou IJ cursed him in a loud voice, even gx;i;tg so far as to curse hi ancestors. Bui the district magistrate, nothing daunt ed. spoke up sharply: " 'I am an officer of the uiperor. ever though tny rank is low. You may list; me. but you uium not curse me.
skes. the emperor orders you to pro
mote jour gooi officials a
your bad ones. He did not order
curse tbetu. If you curse me,
play at that game too?" "The rejoinder so astonished LI th:ii he ceased reviling and escorted the
man to the gate, saying. Hireat district maglstrater The next day he order .! the provincial treasurer to give th. man a first class apiointmeut. say:: : that a man of such courage wou.-: surely make a good official."
4V we wpm npvnr more in earnest. 5?b.i
still we do it JUST FOR FUN. A f-w KILLERS for FRIDAY and SATURDAY only. AH you want--no limitThese prices guaiatnteed for two days only.
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Tomatoes. Urge cans, standard pack .
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Cut tills out and bilng: It with you.
NORRIS
H MAIN. l'HOXES 1HO. 7Iolcrn Merchandiser.
n7d;i;f fcf k rder you t J "7iF"?t ff i te. cannot I. "
They Wsrahlp the Dram. Among the Samoiedes and the tribef of northern Asiatic Russia the drum
have done to yourself what you would) passes almost as an Idol. They address
orucr your garuener 10 uo to your tree
under the same circumstances.
Have the damaged, brokeu or dead
branches -.ken' off. Pruning that is surgery is the simplest, shortest, suf est and surest remedy. If yotir ap pendi'x Is wrong. o(T with it. If your big irtestine. or colon, gets constrictc. and threatens to become a semicolon be sur that it will soon become full st p and kill you. Oft with th offending constricted part. That's youi o:ily chance. I must say I was not afraid of tin operation..,. I can always submit to the Inevitable, as I once said to a vcr; ugly man Vho said he was glad to make my ne:aintance because he had been to'tl I l.-oked very much like him I prepared myself cheerfully for man; days, so as to be strong and well ami
Kive the surgeon and myself as goo! a chance as I could.
it. erect it in their hut. and the Driest
of the superstition by the aid of the divine instrument effect that magical "disapiea ranee" w hich has puzzled all
travelers from Sir Hugh Willoughby downward to account for and has given rise to as much guesswork at its elucidation as the feats of the Indian jugglers. The Samoiede. after t-eatiug bis drum and working up the senses of his spectators to a pitch of great excitement, mysteriously vanishes intc thin air In-fore the eyes of all. Civilized travelers ii:'tural!y hold that it is a trick. The Samoiedes themselves de
clare that the power resides in the drum Idol. The peculiar thing is that neither one party nor the other has been able to explain how the vanishing occurs. FVftatinic AlnmlalonB. To give a frosted surface to alti-
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dustry.
What does an operation consist In UJ,U,UU' an.c-cs remove an grease ami dLjtaurer.M. Uil t h' in heuziue. Aft.-t
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GilliertT. DmiliiiiD The Furniiure Dealer
627 & 629 fA'N ST. The store that has the stock and saves you money.
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Am Ineident Which Kplained Sir. McKialry'a Lack, at t'ribbatte. When the late President McKinlej
aud party went west not many luollth before he was shot. Mrs. McKinle went too. While talking with Mr. Scon one day, the man whose firm built th Oregon. Mis. McKinley said. "Oh. d you play cribbage. Mr. Scott V" "Yes." was the great shipbuilder' answer. Well, so do I." said Mrs. McKinley I w ish you would play u game with me." I shouid be delighted to do so." was the reply. Later, as President McKinley and Mr. S-ott were looking over the latter' big plant. Mrs. McKinley not Iseiug present, the president said. 'Oil. by the way. Mr. Scott, didu't 1 hear you and Mrs. McKinley arranging to plaj cribbage some time?"
"Yes." said Mr. Scott, "we are gom?
to play."
"Well, what kind of a player are
you?" a sked the president. j "Oh. pretty fair. 1 guess. I play a pretty good ga me." "Well, so do 1." said Mr. McKinley. "Rut do you know, it may seem strange, but it is a fact, that I have never Ix-en able to play well cnousrh to beat Mrs. McKinley." As he said this he looked at Mr. Scott with a significant smile. Their eyes met. It was enough. Mr. Sott uuderstod. and it was safe to say that he did not beat
Mra MeKlrdev. Bc.-ston Jour-ial. Ilia ;laaa F.y. Uncle Cyius Say. this glass ey kaiu't no good. " I want my inonej back. Optica n No good? Uncle Cyrus Hain't wuth a tinker' daru. Can't see a bit Iietter with tht blame thing thau I kin without.Judge. ,,,,, ., . . . .. -- Trae! The people who are always short fim It difficult to vet alonsr. Philadelohli
gd to sleep
quietly, pleasantly, and by ana ty you wake up. When you do wake up. you inquire if the thing is done, and you learn that it Is. You feel no pain, and you have felt no pain, not even discomfort. My operation lasted two hours, and I was under ether from 2:45 to 5 p.m. I slept soundly all night. The next morning 1 was reading the papers in bed. All I can remember Is that when I woke from my enforced Bleep I had a
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strong enough to blacken the metal ol caustic fotash. next Into a mixture ol two parts nitric and one part sulphurit acid, then into concentrated nitric aciu and lastly into a mixture of equal part of vinegar aud water, finishing by washing them thoroughly in water ami drying in hot sawdust.
JDt&X, M. HAMILTON,
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10 1H. loih Street, Opp. V Mrott Hotel, Hlchniond, ,n5.. ... BOTH PHONE.
DEJXTTIST
Cancer Cured by Botanic Blood BalmAll Kinds of Skin and Blood Diseases Also Cured.
ague idea I was In a greenish, foggy . atmosphere, and 1 heard, aa In the dis- j Mrs. M. U Adam-. Fredoma.Ala.. tance. many soft voiceg whispering: took Botanic Blood Balm which efHello! Hello! Wake up! How do fectually cured an fating cancer of you feel?" i the nose and face. The sores healed The day after the operation 1 had up perfectly. Many doctors ha teaspoonfuls of chicken broth every en up her case as hopeles yet she two hours, the following day table- was cured by Botanic Blood Balm spoonfuls, the next day eggs and milk 1 (B. B. B.) Hundreds of cases of can-
and the next such meals as for two cer have oeen curea oT oiuuu j.iuj
years I had not dreamed of permitting myself to try.' My denr friends, I cannot remember five minutes of pain. Maybe my anatomy is not improved, but I don't wear decollete dress, and 1 feel I have lieen given a new lease of life, of health ami of happiness. Operations are absolutely free from danger. The only thing is that germs
may get at you. but this danger dots not exist with the marvelous precautions of sterilization and antiseptics which are taken by the surgeons of today. ; 1 have been in the French hospital for three weeks. During that time about forty operations have been performed, and every one has been successful, even Including a few performed on patients brought here on the threshold of death. The only thing modern surgery cannot do is to give us a new hoed, a thins which many of us would be glad of. In any other case, if you are wrong anywhere, don't suffer.. Take my advice ask the surgeon to rid you of what makes your life miserable.
Make up your mind and do not at
the psychological moment when be fkotoieoTreputhfeD
Amonsr others. Mrs. B. M. Gurney,
Warrior Stand, Ala. Her nose and lip were as raw as beef with offensive discharge. Foctora advised cutting but it failed. Blood Balm healed the sores and Mrs Grney is as well as ever. Botanical Blood Blra also cures eczma, itching humors, bone pairs, offensive pimpies,scas,cales,
blood poison, carDuncies, smwuia, risines and bumps on the skin and all blood troubles, etc. Mrs. D K. Stauffer. Mntpelier, Tod., cured by Blood Ba'm of awful rhei matism aches and pains and weak, tbin blood. Especially advised for old chronic crises after all else fails. Druggists tl rer large bottle. SamnleofBlcd Balm free and prepaid by writing B ond Balm company, At lanta. Ga Describe trouble and special free medical adice sent in sealed letter. It is certainly worth while investigating such a remarkable remedy.
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