Richmond Palladium (Daily), 28 January 1902 — Page 7

RICHMOND DALLY PAIXADIUM, TUESDAY, JANUARY 28. 1902.

THE

GREAT SOUTH AIIERICAI7

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onaaehLiver Cure

Tiie Most Astonishing- Medlcsal Discovery ol ! the Last One Hundred Years. It is Pleasant to tha Taste as tho Sweetest Naetar. j It is Safe and Harmless zs the Purest Milk. i TLis won-ierful Nenrine Tonic has only recently been introduced

Into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative aent has Ions; len known by a few of the most learned physicians, who have not brought its merits and vjilue to the knowledge of the general public. This medicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of indigestion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous gyetem. It is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause. It performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities which it Ksesses, and by its great, curative powers upon the digestive organs, the stomach, the liver and the bowels. No remedy compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervine Tonic as a builder and strengtuener of the life forces of the human body, and as a great renewer of a broken-down constitution. It is also of more real peimanent value in the treatment and cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption remedy ever used on this continent. It is a marvelous cure for nervousness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical period known as change in life, should not fail to use this great Nervine Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will carry them safely over the danger. This great strengthener and curative is of inestimable value to the aged and infirm, because its great energizing properties will give them a new hold on life. It will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen bottles of the remedy each year. IT IS A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE OF

Nervousness, Nervous Prostration, Nervous Headache, Sick Headache, Female Weakness, Nervous Chills, Paralysis, Nervous Paroxysms and Nervous Choking, Hot Flashes, Palpitation of the Heart, Mental Despondency, Sleeplessness, St. Vitus Dance, Nervousness of Females, Nervousness of Old Age, Neuralgia, Pains in the Heart, Pains in the Back, t ailing Health,

Summer Complaint of Infants.

All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic WEKVOIUS DISEASES. 1 As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most delicate individual. Nine-tenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired digestion. When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, a general state of debility of the brain, spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the ' right kind of food is supplied ; and a thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all the power by which the vita! forces of the body are carried on, it is the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not contain a sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair the wear our present mo&e of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason, it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts

for its universal adaptability to the cure of all. forms of nervous derangement.

CBAwroovn.LE. Tsd.. Aug. 20, "80. To It Great Somlh A mtrifan Medtcmt Co. : Daaa Gbmts: I dr. ire to say to you that I have aaffered tor many years with a very sertoua lame of the Ltomarb and nerves. I tried every medsriae 1 could bear ot. but nothing done me uf appreciable ftood until I was advised to try yoar Ureal South American Nervine Tonic and Stomach and 1.1 vpr Cure, and since tttniit several bottles ut It I most aay that I am surBrined at Ita wonderful power to cure the stomach: aad general nervous system. It everyone fear La value ot this remedy as i do you would not b able to supply the demand. 1. a. Hakdie, Ex-Treaa. Montgomery Co.

A SWORN CURE FOR ST. VITAS' DANCE OR CHOREA. Crawfordsville, Ind., June 22, 18S7. My daughter, eleven years old, was severely afflicted with St. Vitus' Dance or Chorea. We gave, her three and one-half bottles of South American Nervine and she is completely restored. 1 believe it will cure every case of St. Vitas' Dance. I have kept it in my family for two years, and am sure it is the greatest remedy in the world for Indigestion and Dyspepsia, and for all forms of Nervous Disorders and Failing Health, from whatever cause. Stmt of Indiana, . JoH T MlSa" Montgomery County, f ' ... . Subscribed and sworn to before me this June 22, 1SS7. Chas. W. Wright, Notary PublicINDIGESTION AND DYSPEPSIA. The Great South American Nervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incal colable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the experience and testimony of many go to prove that this is the okb and only one great cure in the world for this universal destroyer. There is no case of onmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine Tonic

Biirort E. Hall, of Waynetowa.IndL.aaxa. I ow aiy life to the Great Sonta Americaa Nervine. I had been in bed for Ave months from the effects of aa exhausted stomach. Indigestion. Nervous Prostration, and a general shattered eoodiUoa of my whole system. Had given up ail hopes of getting wetL Had tried three doctors, with bo relief. The first bottle ot toe Here, las Tonic improved me so much that I was able to walk about, aad a lew bottles cured me entirety. I Dei itt. it is the best medicine ia the world. I can not recommend it too hurtuy

So remedy compares with Soctw A vr sir as !Ctin aa a core for the Serves. No remedy conp.ns wita South American Nervine as a wondrous cure for the Stomach. No remedy will at all compare with South American Nervine ae a cure for all forms of failing health. It never fails to core ladigeation aad Dyspepsia. It never fails to cure Chorea or St. Vrroe' Dance. Its powers to build up the whole svstem are wonderful in the extreme- It cures the old, the young, and the middle aged. It is a great friend to the aged and infirm. Do not neglect to use this precious booa; if vou do, tat mav neglect the only remedy which will restore yon to health. South Ameriraa Nervine is perfectly safe, and very pleasant to the taste. Delicate ladies, do not fail to use this great cure, beraaae it will pnt the bloom of freshness aad beauty npoa your lips aad in your chests, and quickly drive away your diaabilitiea and weaknesses. Price, Large 18 Ounce Bottles, 91.00; Trial Size, 15 Cents.

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Broken Constitution, Debility of Old Age, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Loss of Appetite, Frightful Dreams, Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears, Weakness of Extremities and Fainting, Impure and Impoverished Blood, Boils and Carbuncles, Scrofula, Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Consumption of the Lungs, Catarrh of the Lungs, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Liver Complaint, Chronic Diarrhoea, Ielicate and Scrofulous Children, Rr.BECT Wilkissox, of Brownsvalley. Ind. says: " I had been ia a distressed condition for three years tram Nervousness, Weakness of tbs Stomach. Dyspepsia, and Indigestion, until my health was gone. I had been doctoring constantly, with no relief. I bought one bottle of South American Nervine, which done me mors good than any $50 worth of doctoring 1 ever did In my life. I would advise every weakly person to use this valuable and lovely remedy ; a few bottles ot It has cured me completely. I consider It the grandest medicine ta the world. Msa. Eut A. Bbatto. of Nsw Ross, Indiana. nays: 1 cannot express how morn I owe to the Nervine Tonic. If y system was completely shattered, appetite gone, waa coughing and .pitting np blood: am sure I was In the first stages of consumption, an Inheritance banded down through several generationa. I began taking the Nervine Tonic, and continued ita sss for about six months, a-d am entirely cored. It la the grandest remedy for nerves, stomach and lungs 1 have ever seen. WARRANTED. bottles from our advertised agent If not kept by druggists order dii bottles from our advertised agent at If not kept by druggists order direct

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ONE OF WOMAN b WAYS.

She Hates to Pay Oat Hills That Are (lean tad Crlsa. lost women hate -to speni new nioncT." s.".vs an ctervani iihim. haven't the faintest idea why tu:s aid U- but I've ncliced it ofieu .-itt in-rp in tiie store. woiunn will make a purchase and pull out In r parse io pay t.;.' u. J, but r s'u' lu.jfii.s t bii. t to part witii a t i:i t,t:iki:iir up the tn:uo't li l..oi.s really amuyed. I'vei Fi-s-ii v,rue:t tvaa fat vtui of bright I 1 ! l Hi.- fiiistt rtnl wiM-n tat ciitae to pi.y ror p-irt ii:-s because they i.s"t sauic.cjit ,!J money to meet the -iares. TUs y would dig cut the ttmtt'Uts of their purges and stow the T!!-; notes to one side, an 1 if they couldn't sr;;je up the sain in a few caws I've i-.U-.wu them to go out with out buying. "Others will jrire utterance to little feminine excl.-unatloirs of disniay and will hastily i-.'.y tar the articles selocted In the new money. ' Then they will march off with quite a show of indisnation, jjst as if they had been inver pled Into trending the. money. "I know one mn who always takes his salary hoiue in beautiful, clean er titicates. He has caught on to this pectitiarity of the sex, and he says it Siivrs him all kinds of money. Philadelphi. Keoord. Chinese Ho.c.I . As for the honesty of these people. I appeal to every Knglish merchant or banker from Peking to Hongkong to answer if he ever heard of a dishonest Chinese merchant or banker. So far from that, not ouly has every English bank two Chinamen to receive and hand out money, but every bank in Japan has the same. The English will tell you, half in jest, that the Japanese is an oriental Yankee and does not trust his own people, and they will tell you. half in earnest, that the English bankers employ Chinese to handle their money because they never make mistakes. These people of China have never hod ar,ything like a bankrupt law. If man cannot pay his debts or some one does not secretly come forward and pay them at the end of each year, he has ""lost his face," and so he dies by his own hand. Yet, with all their piteous poverty, they have no such words as "hard times," for everything must be settled up at the end of the year. There can be no extension of time. Confucius forbade it Joaquin Miller in North American Review. Champagne and Cancer. There is a remarkable coincidence between the spread of cancer and the largely increased daily consumption of effervescent wines and waters among the wealthy classes. Prior to the six ties chamnasne as a drink was, even In higher circles, partaken c but occa sionally, nor were aerated waters consumed in anything like the quantity nor with the frequency that they now are. These beverages, and indeed all effer vescing drinks, owe their sparkle to the carbonic acid gas which they contain. My contention Is that the upper classes by their habit of constantly imbibing effervescent beverages, which are solutions of carbonie acid of greater or less trength. so prepare their mucous tissues as to make them a favoring host to the cancerous fungus, if fungus It be. London Medical Times. TlroUe Ills Circuit. The shades of the goose and the turkey were discussing the circumstances which had attended their respective takings off. "Did yon offer any objection when Erst the cruel farmer laid bands on you?" sympathetically inquired the gobbler. "Yes." replied his gooseship; "I cried out. 'Hello, what's this?" "What did you say. next?" inquired the now thoroughly interested fowl. "Oh," the goose replied. "I did not say anything more. Just then I was wrung off." Mic!iinn I.yrp. IT MAKES, MUSCLE Br. Pierce's Golden r.lodical Diacovory Olvoo VJorZiinrj Strength. " I know yon expected a letter from me ome time ago, bat I will state mv reason 5, plainly, why I did not write before this," says,Mr. Joseph Grass, of. Brewer, retry Co., Mo. "It was because I did not wish to deceive any one. I wanted to be sure that your Golden Medical Discovery had benefited me and it took time after I stopped taking the medicine before I felt sure I had realized permanent results from its use. After taking six bottles of Golden Medical Discovery and one vial of your Pleasant Pellets am able to da a day's zeork rvilh wr man. I cannot express in words the good your medicines have done me." Ow. fVe-ce's Ploassttt Pallets ctao oottstlssniioam

CANT ' TRUST TXiEM. By Harry Pain.

"Personally. Siitd JamfS Rob'nson. "I dout tiunk i ahal! ever frt married." '"Yoa sre somi-vliat joins to come to so. sad a ueHs;a. w.id ta interviewer. "IWMr yen have Lad some bitter pers-j it'i'ce of Hy vurc t the v ' the sex to s able' ) which yu v. o: j wit to the e-ld "Doa'i you fiet yy Anytuir.sr I U-'.l u :rsef jibo'it that, y&u cin ue on .'. And I should teiiZng you aiijto ke;-p to youryoung. I ni-iy be. tin tt-rtii.-s wrarran.es I t : i:ot take the risk f tliiuy I wanted you tIf. As ti my being but I've seen a gcod t:t of women. And I say you may possiUly like them, and you may possibly admire them for some things, but I'm hanged if you can trust them " "Dear me'" said the interviewer. "And I'm n.-t so precious easy taken in as some chaps are. Now. there's TUson absolutely anything' good enough for him. I said to him one day. Take three triangles, all the same size, and arrange them so as to make the name of a well known cricketer. He asked me not to tell him and said he believed he could do it. He made hia triangles and got to work. Later on lie came to me and said he was pcetty certain the name was Fry and asked me if it wasn't. YelL I said, 'that would be telling you nearly all of it. So he wouldn't be told and said he'd bet he'd get it before the end of prep. All through prep, he was working at it as hard as he could go. The triangles looked like Euclid at a little distance, so that he didn't get copped, liesides, you can do what you like in Piggy's prep." "Piggy?" inquired the interviewer. "riggott one of the masters he's no good. Ye!l. after prep. Tilson owned up that he couldn't do it. 'What? r said. 'Can't arrange three triangles so as to make the name of a well known cricketer?' 'No, said he, ,'Xo more can I, said I. 'And I never heard of anybody who could. Then he chivied me. and we got into the boot room and slung boots at one another until he sent one through the window, lie was in a proper row. too. nest day because he hadn't done any prep. Oh, you can always ca.ftb Tilson." "Which things are in the nature of a digression," observed the interviewer. "Nature of a which? Well, I'm not like Tilson, and I know most catches. But I've been taken In by women more than once, and I don't trust any of them any more. Some time ago I used to get up to the sickroom just before going to bed. I'd got a cold and cough and a tickling in the throat, and the matron gave me lozenges that weren't bad I've paid money down for things that weren't half so decent to eat. So I'd sit on the fable and chew those lozenges and say that a day in bed would put me right though that never came off. I used to talk, and she encourjjged. me to talk, and she used to talk herself. If I thought the grub wasn't quite up to the nsual mark. I'd mention it. I'd make criticisms on the masters. I'd tell her about any special little lark we were having. And she used to listen to it all. and you'.l have sworn she was on my side. Ytt she used to pass the whole blessed thing on peached regularly. There's a viper for you." "Thus early does one learn discretion." observed the Interviewer. "Not so blessed early either." said James Robinson. "I got done again after that. I didn't know then they were all alike. I thought that matron might be an exception. It was in the holidays when I was stopping at my uncle's at SafwohL I've got three cousins there all girls and they'd got another girl, a friend of theirs, with them. Her name was Dora Lemaine. My uncle being the rector, he naturally corks me into his choir, where they can't sing for bananas, and I do a solo for them on Sunday. That was the beginning, of course." "Why?" "Because all women are keen on anybody who sings or plays pretty welL This Dora Lemaine began to take a lot of notice of me. Consequently I began to take some notice of her. Some ways 6he wasn't bad." "How oldr "She was a bit older than me. Perhaps about twenty-five. But If she'd been all right in other ways I wouldn't have let that interfere. I killed a water hen with a catty (that's a thing I bet you've never done) and gave her the plumage for a hat. Played tennis with her, though she wasn't up to my class. Let her play my accompaniments. Exchanged photographs. Showed her how to make lumpers. Ran five miles to catch the post la the next village for her on night. She kissed me once. Everything seemed to be all right. And all that time she was making game of me to my cousins (I fonnd that out from the youngest of them and repeating particularly private things that I'd said to her and sort of jeering at me. What's more. he was engaged. And that letter I took to the post for her was to the man. She's married him now. When I was leaving, she wanted to kiss me again, but I wouldn't. No, you can't trust any woman, I've done with them." Black aad White. The Andes. What Is known to geographers as the Cordilleras de los Andes is the longest and the highest range of mountains in the world. It extends from Tierra del Fuego to the isthmus of Panama, and. although some of the peaks of the Himalayas are higher, they are not as numerous. Saire Ta in a;. Husband Yes, dear. I think 3 ir

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0, lifv & XI li-itr Suntiav Mates to all Points Oti (lie C. R. & 3I. The C. R. & M. made a Sunday rate to all points on their line one fare for the round trip. Tickets good returning same day only. Sunday rates to Cincinnati $1.95 for the round trip. Trains leave here 9:30 a. m. returning leave Cincinnati 7:30 p. m. arriving at Richmond 9:35 p. m. C. A. Blair, City Ticket Agent. Phone 44. Remedy for Nervous Extaaustlon. Are you weakened and exhausted by overwork, worry or disease? The Mystic Life Henewer will quickly renew your Breneth and vitality. It is the Greatest Nerve Builder known. It is a marvellf us vitalizer and strengthened It quickly and certainly cotes Loss of Appetite, Indigestion, Nervous Weakness, Palpitation of the Heart aud failing health. It is indeed a wonderful Life Renew er and Life Strengthener. Sold by A. G. Luken & Co , druggists, Richmond. 3 Blown to Atoms. The old idea that the body sometimes ceeds a powerful, drastic, purgative pill has been exploded; for Dr. King's New Life Pills, which are perfectly harmless, gently stimulate liver and bowels to expel poisonous matter, cleanse the system and absolutely cure constipation and sick headache. Only 25c at A. G. Luken & Co. 's drug store. The electric spark goes through every vein and every nerve. A pleasant feeline creeps over the soul after taking Rocky Mountain Tea, making .oung the aged and feeble. Ask your druggist. A. Deep Mystery. It is a mystery why women endure backache, headache, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, fainting and dizzy spells when thousands have proved that Electric Bitters will quickly cure such troubles. "I suffered for years with kidney trouble," writes Mrs. Phebe Cherley, of Peterson, Ia., and a lame back pained me so I could not dress myself, but Electric Bitters wholly cured me,and although 73 years old, I now am able to do ail my housework." It overcomes constipation, improves appetite, givts perfect health. Only 50c at A. G. Luken & Co. 'a drug store. Health restoring, life renewing cordial, a " tonic that for titles the bain and stops the mine of decay. That's what Rocky Mountain Tea does. 35 cents. Ask your druggist. Ttaontandi Sent Into Exile Every year a lartre number of poor sufferers whose lungb are sore and racked with coughs are urged to go to another climate. But this is costly and not always sure. Don't be an exile when Dr. King's New Discovery for Cont-umption will cure you at home. Is a the most infallible medicine for coughs, colds, and all throat and lung diseases on earth. The first dose brings relief. Astonding cures result from persistant use. Trial bottles free at A. G. Luken 4. Co. 's. Price 50c and $i. Eveay bottle guaranteed. No need to fear sudJen attacks ot cholera infantum dysentery diarrhoea, or summer complaint,, if yon have Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry In the medicine chest.

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