Richmond Palladium (Daily), 3 January 1902 — Page 3

RICHMOND DAILY PA LLADlUJl, FRIDAY, JANUARY .,1902.

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WILL. BE RBSUMKD. Through Service to Florida Mesorts via PeuutTlvanitt Lines Through car service to Florida and winter resorts in the south via Ciccinnati, Atlanta and Macon, successfully inaugurated on the Pennsylvania lines last winter will be resumed about January 6th, 1.H)2. Sleeping tars will run from Pittsbnrg and from Chicago via Cincinnati, Atlanta and Macon to Jacksonville and St. .Auirustine. Tbe service the coming seusoa will be daily except Sunday, and the schedule will be about as follows: fjeave Chicago 11:00 noon; Loginsportt3:10 p. m ; Kokomo, 3:4"J p. ui ; Elwood. 4:18 p. m. ; Anderson. 4:43 p. m. ; Richmond, t:00 p. m. ; Eaton, Obio, 5:25 p.m , Hamilton, 7:03 p.m.; arriving Cincinnati 8:00 p. m , taking passengers through that city without change or transfer, and leaving Cincintati 9:30 p. m. via Qu?enfc Crescent route, arriving Cittieo (CbaUanoogo), 6:30 a. m : Atlanta, 10 35 a. in ; Macon, 1:00 p. 111.; Jacksonville, S:10 p. m.; St. Auirustine, V:30 p. m. next day. Returning the through sleeping cars for Chicago, Pittsburg and intermediate points via Cincinnati and t Le Pennsylvania IJnes will leave St. Augustine, S:13 a. m.; Jackson ville, 5: 15 a. m. daily, except Sundav. ,? For particulars about the through service communicate ith local ticket agent of the Pec nsylvania Lines or address Y. V. Richardson, District Passenger Agent, Indianapolis, Ind. CHARLESTON EXPOSITION Excursion Tickets Now on Sale via Pennsylvania Lines. Low fares to Charleston, South Carolina, for the Interstate and West Indian Exposition are offered via Pennsylvania Lines. Two forms of excursion tickets, season and fifteen day, may beobtainedat special rates. For information about fares and trains consult C. W. Elmer, Ticket Agent, Richmond, Ind O ye people! have ye wasted the golden moments of never returning time in taking a substitute for the genuine Rocky Mountain tea made by the Madison Medicine Co. Ask jour druggist.

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Wealthy Englishman's Plan For America to Teach Britons. WILL PAY AIL TH2 EZPE5SI3. Alfred Mosely to Send a ( om m iio . to tlie tailed talr to Study Osr Methods cJ Ldocation nd Bnsi- ; irx Icnuilrra America Boys j Brighter Tuna Ealisl. Alfred Mosely, an i:nj;Iis-hman vrfco made a Lui-e fortune iu the outh African diamond nekls. is k'oius to sjx nd uirt of it ia a iteeuliar fashion, writes a ttaff corresindtnt of tbe New York Tress from London. He has tpent a god deal of time traveling in America and has become impressed so greatly with American methods of business and of commercial education that he lunoses to st ltd part of England to school to the United States, paying the exnses out of his owu inxket. The first batch of iuyils will lie a commission consisting of two or three members of parliament, the heads of some of the biggest business houses, a few lalior leaders and representatives of the leading universities. Mr. Mosely has been in consultation for some time with leading representatives of British commercial interests and educational Institutions, and the other day his plan was indorsed by a meeting presided over by Lord Ueay. chairman of the London school board, and including Sir Joshua Fitch, chief inspector of training colleges; Sidney Webb and Dr. W. tJarnett. chairman and secretary respectively of the technical education board of the London county council. "I have traveled practically In all parts of the United States." said Mr. Mosely, "and everything I have seen assures me that America is getting far ahead of us. In my stay in America I was struck by the fact that the boy you meet 011 the streets there is brighter ar.d better informed than the boy you met in Kngiand. A brighter boy will grow into a brighter man. "I realize of course that America if only on jit-count of her wonderful natural resources is bound to Ik a mighty con-tin rc:l nation In the future, but 1 think there is room for fire: Britain. t o. and the decision I draw from the advantage America is gaining so steadily Is that Great Britain must move on American lines, that our red ta. tradition and vested interests ought as far as possible to Ih put on one side and that this country should step out with the spirit of the age, which is progress. "I believe that the fault lies somewhere in our educational system. I cannot put my finger on the weak spot, however, for I dou't pretend to be an educationist. Our mining in South Africa practically was a failure until American engineers made our goldfields the success that they are. It is English money, but American brains. "We expect that the commission will leave here just after the house of commons rises in August of nest year so as to suit the legislators who will be of the party as well as to arrive on the continent soon after the openiug of the schools. Thence the commissioners will visit the United States, where they will stay in all the principal cities. They will inquire not only into education, but into all American methods of com-! nieree and industry. The commission will be absent from here probably about four months." MONOCLE FAD REVIVED. Single Eyesla Habit I Comlic In Anrafn In London. A London Express representative has discovered the Interesting fact that the monocle is slowly coming back again. Not since the days of Major Fendenuis and the Iron Duke, whom the old soldier tried to copy, has there been anything like the vogue which is now setting In in single eyeglasses. Some who claim to know trace the origin of the new fashion to- the fact that officers serving in South Africa have found them very serviceable; others put them down to a revival at Oxford and Cambridge. At the establishment of Mersrs. Ross f Bond street, who for years have supplied the elite with monocles, the reporter was informed that the new craze has been in progress for some time. It ia an undoubted fact that there Is a growing demand for a particular type of eyeglass .manufactured iu America which is iieculirly adapted ! to sensitve eyesight. j To a question whether the wearing of the single eyeglass was not so much a necessity as a foppish fad the reporter received the reply that of 100 men wearing monocles there would bej perhaps about twenty wearing plain j nonmagnifyiug glasses window pane purely for ornament. The rest would j require the use of the monocle to help , tbe defective sight of one or the other! eye. J Tki For Btrminicbaiu. j A powerfjl London syndicate, it Is stated, is to apply to parliament next session for powers to construct a complete system of underground tubes for Birmingham. The name of Mr. l'erkes i Is mentioned In connection with the j scheme, says the London Express. The; money necessary for the undertaking is! reported to have been guaranteed already, and Messrs. Mil ward & Co. of Birmingham hare been instructed in tbe matter. Experts state that an effective system would cost at least 2.000.000. In a few weeks surveyors will be sent down to plan works and stations. The system proposed is on the same lines as tbe London "twopenny tube.-

I The Perils of I. It las ear the M fteftn BoasdurT Line. Sm jxvu.lnr condition prevail at the twin cities of Xosra'es. Mexico, and Nogale. Ariz-" said the Deiroiter. who recently returned from a v:s";t to Mi -.eo. "The iT.;:":-.t:o:::;l 11 : .:ry laie is fortiwu u :ri t t!.at u: ides tLe tv. t'..'.v;.s, a:: J tin- lo-.:nd:iry sijikfs jiro set ct:t w:f U a v ry nice regard for tech:ir Jit ; s. There is a fci't.ori there which has more tt:.;n a local r put.-.iio-u. and the rupricur is certainly ;;n enterprising individual. His saioon I? located on the sireet dl vM::ig the tivo cox:nties and at a point where the dividing line is not clearly tlcZiied. The patron of this saloo:; buys h?s Crink in America, and. stepping across the hall, he buys his cigar in Mexico. Iu this way the proprietor avniils the duty on imported cigars and can provide his customers with the lest make at lower prices than most of his competitors. "They tell an amusing story about an American who imbibed to much tight lug whisky at this saloon. When he nrrived at a certain stage, he allowed his prejudices to get the better of him. and. standing near the boundary line of his own country, he heaied anathemas and hurled defiances at the lcople across the Itordcr. . A couple of Mexican officers stood across the street almost within reach of the pugnacious American, hoping that he would stroll across into Mexico. He did get over there after awhile, although the trip was wholly unpreiueditatttl. Intring a harangue against Mexican institutions in general and the police in particular he hapiened to lurch too far over to starlioard and fell into Mexico. The alert cops promptly grabbed him, and. though he didn't get a chance to take in the sights, he paid quite an extended visit to the country he had so eloqueutly maligned.' Detroit Free Fress. LONG RANGE BAPTISM. ChrUlenlnac In Seotlanal Waa Coailiirlrd t nder IHfttcnllleo. In wide and sparsely iiopulated highland districts of Scotland it not infrequently happeuH that a parent is obliged to walk a distance of five or six miles with an infant for baptism. It is related of a minister of the north that he agreil to accommodate a parishioner thus situated by meeting him at a stream midway between the parents' house and the manse and there baptizing the child at the running water. It so happened that by the time the parties came to opposite sides of the lionrn heavy rains had swollen it into a rapid torrent, so that neither party could approach the other. Unwilling to turn back with the "l.airn" unbaptized. the farmer proposed that the minister should splash water across. Accordingly the minister stepped down to the stream and endeavored to throw handfuls of water on tl,e farmer's baby. "lia'e ye got ony o that?" he' cried at each successive splash. Ie"il a spairge." was the reply. At hist a few of the splashes were communicated to the Infant face, and the ceremony was then concluded in the usual form. Before retiring to their respective homes the farmer produced a bottle of whisky, crying across. "As I carma offer ye a glass owre the heid o this, here's the bottle kepp!" And he threw it ".cross the stream. The bottle was caught, it is related, with a precision that betokened on the part of his reverence, if not considerable practice, at least considerable dexterity. Stray Stories. ( aught a Tartar. Like so many of hit learned brethren in the Church of England, the late Canon Carter was the terror of compositors. His was perhaps, after Dean Stanley's, the very worst handwriting of the last century. About 1SSO the then bishop of Lichfield. Dr. Maclagan, surprised one of his secretaries by saying: "I have hardly ever received an anonymous letter, but I got one this morning. It is very badly written, and I can hardly make It out. but from the signature it is sure to lie abusive. The man has signed himself 'A Tartar. See If you can make it out. The secretary, who knew the handwriting, rather startled his lordship by rejoining: "It's nothing alarming. It's only a note from Canon Carter of Clewer! London Tit-Bits. I.iea of the White Kind. The whole fabric of social intercourse is interwoven with what would be lies according to a strict code. Some at pleasant fictions that deceive nobody. Most of them have their genesis In a kindly, cheerful desire to avoid giving pain. These polite untruths are the lubricant of society. They wear away the rough edges, take away the sting out cf uncomfortable facts. Tbey are the flower of courtesy, "the pineapple perfume of politeness." Washington Times. The Beat I.lfter. Hiram That boy of yours what went to college could do some powerful lifting with the clubs and dumbbells. Silas Yes, but I always thought more of the other one's lifting powers. Hiram Did be lift dumbbells and tbe like? Silas No: he lifted the mortgage. Philadelphia Record. With every exertion the best cf men can do but a moderate amount of good, bnt it seems in tbe power of the most contemptible individual to do incalculable mischief. Washington Irving. The man who gets up to make the fire does not always get bis share of tbe beat. Saturday Evening Poet.

A TALE OF TWO CITIES.

IN WINTER.

Too tnsy txl'K t rbout your summer an tin r!-,'shnr cf a Kpotm On tl.e poi h or in a hammucac by the sibhun" of the ir.oon. Ti,n th? rt! Klanoe an' glitter 'g m the shrub r.- t-y the ffnee An It a An" the owl hoots tii the wooil lot. 4a yoti're yoisrp an' grot no Sfisse. all r'-pb; an' rit. I reckon, hut there' alius sk-etet round. It s toii okls I hit the hammuc'-i comes a-iumLitin to the promui. If you're h;-fty l:ke. t-s I be. ni' the pa! i hefty xoj; But. anxv ...y. the winter ia the time I l:ke to ua Bundled up in a nest cutter, where the i ;t am I rone too wlUe, A bright eyeti, r I checked, raugrhln ga! a-ettln by your side. A speedy, one h;nl drivin' hos. the s:ow well trnthl n ilo n. A w;.stvre in t ho lajcolx's an' a roo-i s i!V Wilis from tovii. You ta'ii iTbeut the wvaiher. an" the lit'ry. r' ttie bee Thty had iloaa to Si Hoskins' an' your arm keep workin" free. Blmehy she looks up at you In a cunnln kind of way. An' your heart hoats like the mischief, an jou don't know what to say. Tour nrm liui-s lonfc the laiyback an thn iirav duwn to liern. An' she Jt-fi sorter nugglea. an' you do rot Rive a dern. That's me. That's when I'm happy, an' 1 keep that way ontil I Kit baek to the etable an' the liv'ry keeper' bUL Chicago News. nlare Speaks. "Judsou was lnasting last night that be has blue blood iu his veins." "So he has. by Jove! You should have seen his nose the other moruiug." He. Via Enonilh of It. "You don't take enough exercise, said the dix 'or, who had called to set Binks at his office. "A good brisk walk or short run every morning would do you a world of good." "Ioctor," rej lied Kinks impressively. "I live iu a suburb, have to catch a certain train every morning, and my house is uearly a mile from the station." "Well," returned the doctor k1ogetically. "the best of us make mistakes at times, and 1 am no exception to the rule." Chicago Test. Hla Ovrn Work, "These biscuits," said Mr. Henry Peck, "are quite as good as mother used to make, I'm sure. "Why, Henry," bis wife exclaimed "I certainly am surprised:" A blush of shame suffused his delicate features, for he realized that self praise was a fault most unlecoming in one of his gentle breeding. Philadelphia Press. Bookiah. "Your majesty." snid the court chamberlain, "this is the page who has been behaving jo scandalously." "Ah." exclaimed the king, "a loose lage! He must be brought to book." "A royal jest. I'll be Stound." said the Iage. with an opportune laugh. Thereupon the king forgave him. Philadelphia Press. Noncommittal. "Do yon think the world Is growing worse or better?" "I shouldn't venture an opinion." said the man who makes no pretensions to being a philosopher. "One's impresEiOns on that point are likely to depend largely on the klud of society he happens to get into." Washington Star. Epilepsy I-rMb-K ..T weakens the body and degrades the mind. It s?ps the nervous strength that is the source of all health, and perverts the functions of every organ. Because of its stubborn nature, it is often called incurable. This is not true. There is one medicine that never fails to check the nervous spasms and give new strength to the entire system. - "Out babr boy had epileptic spasms and the physicians were tinatie to do anything to help him. We beard of Dr. Miles" Nervine, and from the time he took the first dose he never bad another attack," Mrs. J. Penne, 459 N. Meridian Ave-, Anderson, Ind. T Dr. Miles' Nervine allays nervous irritation, stops spasms, restores digestion and mental vigor. Sold by druggists on guarantee. Dr. MUes Medical Co, Elkhart, Ind.

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