Richmond Palladium (Daily), 8 November 1901 — Page 3

BICIPlOyP DAILY FATX.APirM, FRIDAY, ypYEMBER 8, 1901.

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Unless you are stubbornly wedJed to the "made-to-measure" idea, we can fit and please you as well with our trousers as you have ever been fitted or pleased by a to order" tailor, and you can save more than half the amount of your usual expenditures. All the new fabrics. $3 ft $5

ELECTRIC PILLS Benefit is Immediate and Permanent Restore the Power intended all man should have if it baa been wasted and destroyed by fcice&ses. Abuse, Indiscretion cf Youtii or Overwork : does away witb that Tired, Weary, Restless and Mela1" cboly FeeliiiK. Nervonsand Sleepless Nights, SVBack and Lack of Ambition. Makes you f-el freshed, young aain. and liie worth livin, Ciinpletely rebuilds the Nervous System. One bos is sulficient to cure most cases, rjid encueh to prove its worth to tne most severe. . I ooper box, or full guaranteed cure of & boxes for 95.00. Vou take no chances, as we guarantee 6 boxes to cure in 30 day or refund your money, which is proof that we must cure the majority of our patrons, By mail, in plain wrapper . or, r?ceipt of price. ELECTRIC FILL COMPANY 75 Wist Jackson strict. Chicago ILL. A. G. IiUken K Co., G30 Main St. Charles I. Magaw, 201 Ft. Wayne Ave. FISJ3 ALABH BOXES. FIRST DISTRICT. South of Main, West of Seventh Stree 12, First and south C, Piano factory IS, Second and south B 14, Fourth and south D 15, Fifth and south B 1, Fifth and south H IS, Seventh and south C SECOND DISTRICT, t-outh of Main, between 7th and 11th st 21, Eighth and Main 23 Eighth and south E 24, Seventh and south G 25, Ninth and south A 28, Tenth and south C 27, Eleventh and Main 2S, Eleventh and south J rrHiRo DISTRICT. Fouth of Main, East of Eleventh Stree 31, Twelfth and south B 82, Twelfth and south E 84, Fourteenth and Main 85, Fourteenth and south C 86, Eighteenth and south A 87, Twentieth and Main FOURTH DISTRICT. orth of Main, West of 10th st. to River. 41, Third and Main, Robinson's shop. 42, Third and north C 43, City Building, Fire Headquarters 45, Gaar, Scott & Co 46, No. 1 hone house, north 8th street ; it, unampion iiuis 4S, Tenth and north I FIFTH DISTRICT. West Richmond and Sevastopol. 6, West Third and Chestnut 51, West Third and National road.62. West Third and Kinsey 53, West Third and Richmond avenue 54, Earlham College 65, State and Boyer 5ft, Grant and Ridge 57, Hunt and Maple 58, Grant and Sheridan 59, Bridge avenue. Paper Mill SIXTH DISTRICT. North of D Street, East o Tnth Stre 61, Railroad Shops 62, Hutton's Coffin Factory 63, Hoosier Drill Works 64, Wavne Agricultural Works 65, Richmond City Mill Works 66, Westcott Carriage Co 67, Thirteenth and north H . SEVKHTH DISTRICT. Between Main and North D sts, E of 10th T, Ninth and north A fl. Eleventh and north B y 74, Fourteenth and north C - - 78, No. S hose house, east end 1 ' 74, Eighteenth and north C 75, Twenty -second and north E SPECIAL SICMALS 2-3-8 Patrol call " 1-8-1 Fire out : ' 8-8-8 Fire pressure 8 Fire pressure off 10-10-10 Natural gas off 10 Natural ras on

For Men and Young Men

That Tli robbing- Headache Would quickly leave you, if you used Dr. Kinir's New Life Pills. Thousands of sufferers have proved their matchless merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches. They make pure blood and build up jour health. Only 25 cents. .Money back if not cured, bold by A. G. Luken & Co., druggists. Low Fare to Indianapolis via Pennsylvania Lines. Nuvernber 6th and 7th, excursion tickets will be sold to Indianapolis, account Indiana Floral Festival and Chrysanthemum Show. See local agent of Pennsylvania lines about rates and time of trains. A Fiendish Attack. An attack was lately made on C.F Collier of Cherokee, Iowa, that nearly proved fatal. It came through his kidneys. His back got so lame he could not stoop without great pain, or sit in a chair except propped by cushion?. No remedy helped him until he tried Electric Bitters which effec ted such a wonderful change that he writes he feels like a new man. This marvelous medicine cures back ache and kidney trouble, purifies the blood and builds up j'our healthOnly 50c at A. G. Luken & Co.'s drug store. EDUCATE TCl'RBOWELS VfclTH CASCARETS. Canav Cathartic, cure constipation forever. 10c 25c. If C.C.C. fail, druggists refund raonev Excursions to Indianapolis via Pennsylvania Lines. Excursion tickets to Indianapolis, account I. O. O. F. Grand Lodge and Grand Encampment will be sold Nov. 18th and 19ib, from Pennsylvania Lines ticket stations in Indiana, and November 20th only from ticket stations on those lines within 75 miles of Indianapolis. For particulars see local agent of Pennsylvania Lines. Genuine stamped C. C C Never sold In bulk. Beware of the dealer who tries to sell something just as good. Low Fare to Chicago via Pennsylvania Lines. Noveubr 4th-9th, inclusive, excursion tickets will be sold to Chicago, account second annual exhibition, Chicago Horse Show. For particu ars see ticket agents Pennsylvania lines. The expressions of grateful oroen who have experienced wonderful blessinps using: Rocky fountain Tea compensates us for our efforts in their behalf. 35c Ask your drugeist. O Bears tlia Senators of rTte :ad Yh Hj A 'nm Bsril LOW Rates to Texaa 'n Pennsvlvaiiln i.inpa s Not. lOth.llth and 12th excursion tickets to Ft. Worth, Texas, account bman's Christian Temperance Union National Convention, will be sold via Pennsylvania Lines. See local Ticket Agents for particulars.

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i people are lacking in nervous strength. The weak, care-worn, melancholy, headachy, and lowspirited men and women are easily excited, impatient, fidgety, and unable to sleep at night. Wornout nerves must be built up, and the vitality of the whole system replenished before relief can come. The least bit of noise or sudden jar would nearlv drive me crazy, anil 1 was just too fidgety for anything-. I was so nervous that I could not rest or sleep. The first dose of Dr. Miles Nervine brought me sleep, and after that 1 got well fast." Mrs. A. R. Morrell, Areola, Ills. Dr. Miles' Nervine builds up the nerves, strengthens the brain, and fortifies and refreshes the whole system. Sold by druggists on guarantee. Dr. Miles Medical Co, Elkhavt. lad. ORCHARD AND GARDEu. Tbe roots are the life of the tree. Peach tree should not be pruned In the fall. In the garden dig deep, manure of ten. work well. Plow the garden and manure it thoroughly before the ground freezes. Do not mulch until the ground freezes bard enough to bear up a wagon. A good way of managing parsnip is to dig and put tbem In the cellar and then cover weil with earth. In fruit culture plan to cultivate choice varieties which ripen unseasonably or when nobody else has any. After the ground Is prepared the la bor connected with fruit culture Is never so hard as that connected with the average farm crop. Vegetables and fruits as much as tle grain crops require working of the soil. A moderately heavy soil that has been well underdrained and subsoiled and then carefully worked Is capable oi producing the heaviest crops. It is never advisable to cultivate among trees, vines and plants late, 11 we except among strawberry plants, for late cultivation stimulates late growth, and ripe wood only will pass V through the winter safely. Tbe Acme of Joy. "Oh. Mamie, if I could jest wear one of derr. straight waist corsets I'd be willin' ter lay. down an die afterward!" New Vork Journal. Oricait as tolen. I-afayette, Ind., Nov. 7. While the managers of the Woman's Christian Home were changing their headquarters, an unknown person stole the or-' gan. Cures Cancer, Blood Poison, Eating Sores, UlcersCosts Nothing to Try. Blood poison or deadly cancer are the worst and most flfr-Karl blood diseases on ea"th, yet the easiest to cure when Botanic Blood Balm is used. If you have blood poison, producing; ulcers, bone pains, pimples, mucous patches, falling hair, itching skin, scrofula, old rheumatism, or offensive form of catarrh, scabs and scales, deadly cancer, eating, bleeding, festering sores, swelling, lumps, persistent wart or sore, take Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. B.) It will cure even the worst case after everything else fails. Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. B.) drains the poison out of the system and the blood, then every sore heals, makiug the blood pure and rich, and building up the, broken down bodv. B.B. B. thoroughly testad for 30 years. Sold at drug stores, $ 1 per large bot tie. A trial treatment sent free by writing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta.Ga. Describe trouble and free medical advice given until cured. Botanic Blood Balm does not contain mineral poisons or mercury (as so many advertised remedies do), but is composed of Pure Botanic ingredients. Over 3,000 testimonials of cure bv takine B.B.B

Badly I llnat ratrtl. lie was giving: the young man some good advice as tbey bun? to two strai In tbe trolley car and rode down towu topn her. "Yon must plant yonr feet carefully." be said, "and kucw Jest v.l:eiv you ar going to step. Ik nothing by impulse.

Be calm and deliberate. Don't Lurry and always be sure you are right bt-fore g-ing ahead. Just tLen the car started with a vio lent jerk and the man of gxJ advice lost bis grip on the strap aud plunged up tbe aisle, stumbling ca half a dozeo pairs of outstretched feet as be a vauced. and finally sitting down with a heavy thump in tbe middle of the aisle. Cleveland Flain Iealer. It Would Be Troublesome. "Now. you ought not to complain, said the prosecuting attorney to the sheriff. Of course it's no great pU'asuse to have to hang people, but it Eight be wore. Suppose we were made like cats." Tbe sheriff gave a start. "Nine lives!" be cried. "Great mackerel! I'd throw up my job. By gun! A fellow doesn't know how much be has to be thankful for till he stops to think, does he?" Chicago Tost. A a Intrmtins Transaction. "Reen to town? " Tes. answered Farmer CorntosseL "How's business? "I dunno yet. Haveu't had time to figger. 1 bought a gold brick." 'There's no profit In that." "I aiu't so sure alwut that. The feller 1 got it of was so kind of hasty au' nervous that I jes handed him a buncb of Confederate money. Washington Star. A Darlnr; Author. "Do you mean to say that the scene of your play is laid In the iuferual regious?" "Yes. said the persistent young man with the manuscript. "I asked the manager where he thought I ought to go for a plot, and I am following his advice." Washington Star. THo Polite loans: Man. "Yes. said the haughty young woman who was a Colonial Dame as well as a Daughter of the Revolution, "my great-great-grandsire fell at Bunker Hill." "Ice or banana skin?" inquired the polite young man from MilwaukeeCleveland Plain Dealer. Little Pollypods. who lives five miles from the station, has evolved a brilliant scheme for catching his morning train. The simple accessories are a strong chain, an electric battery and a muscular bound. Not I'p to Hia Standard. Mamma What's the matter. Willie? Didn't you have a good time at the party? Willie N'aw. "Why? Didn't you get enough to eat?" "Yes. but I didn't get too much." Philadelphia Record. Probably Got Them Mixed. "My dear Miss P.illmore." sadly wrote young Hankinson, "I return herewith your kind ccte in which you accept my offer of marriage. You will observe that it begins 'Dear George.' I do not know who George Is. but my name, as you know, is William." Chicago Tribune. An Important Conaideration. Politician (arranging for music 8t political meeting) Isn't that a big price? You may not have to play half a dozen times during tbe whole evening. Brass Band Deader But. my dear sir. we bare to sit there and listen to the speeches. Death Wonld Be Eaay. Jones Been feeling queer all day. Had chills this morning, like malaria. Bitten by one of Doty's anopheles perhaps. Smith Don't worry. It'll be anophelesy death. New York Times. Sot tbe Same. I Choily I understand you said no girl L would ever marry Gussie Gayboy or I me because we were too fastidious. Pwnnror Vnn 1 1 ? 1 n ' r iafh It quite right. 1 said you were "two fast Idiots." Philadelphia Press. Saved Hia Lite. Miss Hatty And when he proposed did you refuse him? Miss Antique No; I just didn't have the heart to. because I knew he could not live without me. Ohio State JournaL Wrong Material. "William la getting up a literary club." "Hickory is the only kind that'll ever bring him to his senses." said the old man. Atlanta Constitution. Tbe Fault of Fanlta. Sb What do you consider his greatest fault, then? lie His claim that he hasn't any. Philadelphia Press. Giving; Hinm the Tars Dowm. He Now don't bother to help me on with my coat. She It's no bother. It's a pleasure. Town Topics.. .. .

What Strldea Science la Making;.

TAKING BABY'S PICTURE. Bow the l to Date rhototrranher MiMgrt the Matter. In the days when we were young the photographer to whom a little child was taken for a picture was forced to depend upon the little bird which was supposed to be just on the point of jumping out of his camera. "Now, Johnny." he would say. "keep yonr eye right on this little box end watch to see the little bird fly ut." As no bird was ever known to make Its nest in a camera little Johnny paid little attention to the photographer's request after the first trial, and consequently the man who uirule a specialty of "taking babies" had a hard time of it. It was ateo necessary for the fond parent who did not believe in telling little Johnny "stories" to make an elaborate and usually lame explanation to the darling child, explaining that the picture man had made a mistake in thinking there was a bird inside his box. Nowadays tbe photographer man does this sort of thing more wisely. It is still necessary for him to conduct an impromptu vaudeville show in order to keep the Infant's attention, but be no longer depends on birds which do not exist. At the present time the proper caper Is for the operator to produce a gilt and glass crown which he puts on his own head. "Now. baby." he says, "you watch and see whether 1 can keep this crown on my head." Then he allows the crown to fall oft on the floor once or twice, much to the delight of the small child. Then when his subject has been brought to an un consciously happy frame of ruiud the photographer replaces the crown on his head and gets ready for actiou. "Now, Johnny," be says, "watch Just as close as you can and see If your uncle can't keep the crown on this time." Johnny, fully expecting that the crown will again fall off, opens his eyes and his mouth and gazes full of inter est at the glittering bauble. Then the photographer presses tbe button, and the deed is done; which explains why so many "awfully cute" pictures ol small children are now being made. Chicago Tribune. . How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CiiEXEr & Co., Props. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last Id years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions, made by their hrm. Wlst & Tratjx, Wholesale druggists, Toledo, J. Waldixo, Kinnan & Marvin, w nolesale druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in ternally. acting directly upon the blood &Ld mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills are the best. 'Working Night and Day. The busiest and mightiest little thing that ever was made is Dr. Kinir's New Life Pills. These Dills change weakness into strength, listlessness to energy, brain-fag to men tal power, Ihey re wondertul in building up the health. Only 25c per box. Sold by A. G. Luken & Co., druggists. Get What You Ask Fori When you ask for Cascarets Candy Cathartic be sure you get them. Genuine tablets stamped C. C. C. Never sold in bulk. A substitutor is always a cheat and a fraud. Beware! All druggists, ioc Wbat'fl Yonr Face Worth? Sometimes a fortune, but never, if you have a sallow complexion, a jaundiced look.moth patches and blotches on the skin, all signs of Liver Trouble. But Dr. King's New Life Pills erive Clear Skin. Rosy Cheeks, Rich Complexion. Only 25c at A. G. Luken & Co.'s drug store. OASTOrixA. Bars the ) m hm m "m fr"3T5 twusi Signature of Home-Seekers' Excnrion via Pennsylvania Lines. Low rate Home-Seekers' excursion tickets to points in West and South will be sold via Pennsylvania Lines November 5th and 19th; also on December 3d and 17th. Particular information about fares, time of trains and other details will be furnished upon application to Passenger acd Ticket Agents of the Pennsylvania Lines. It follows the flag. Manila, P. L The soldiers coming here ask us to order Rocky Mountain Tea, speaking highly of this remedy. By steamer, ten gross. Mizeilaux Co. Ask your druggists. HOW ARE TOUR KIDNEYS t Dr. Hobbs Sparagus pills cure all kidney ills. Sample free. Add. Stering Remedy Co C3 Bean tit 8igsslara TORIA. Tbs kid Ya Haw Aitrars Esnjjl

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Dangerous Kidney Diseases. Celery King haa cared mo of kidney dla.as. Tbe doctor feared Krlght'a disease, and .rittt many- remedies that gave me no help. Vlery King haa made me as well aa ever la n y life, and It seems almost as though a :-.irele had len wrought In my case. Jea. .ie O. Keiohard, Sprtngtown, Fa. Olery King enres Constipation and Nerve jwu'h. Liver and Kidney diseases. DON'T Be rw . .O! Tike ifcc iitaalne, o.-'giai! ROCKY MCll.NTA'N TEA Waie otilj tjr jViJison .Vi.-tll. cins Co., rtiudi.oo. It ketr-c yoa welt. Our rails purii cut en each frior, 3i rxnt. Navr &M4 la iHi'L. Accept ro substi saMMuru tMs tuts. Ask ywir drujUU 3SAUTY, SI GOKQUERQK BELLA. VITA irseiiic Seaatv T4. ju o.ua Pilw i :9irdrs Rostcrus t-x- Urn n -InyM1 trttr-;tt Nim - ;.VV . vMttj ttf circr'jtr, iiiM ft wit, tfjt.A C ft.' Sold by A. G. Luken & Co., Main street, and Curme & Co., 415 north eighth street, Richmond DKTFOR THE QOUELS If yon ha )' a recutar, healthy raoTtawnt of tha bowt every day, you're ill or will be Keep your boj.iopn, KBtibe wetL Force, in the ah ape of fiolent psiysie or piil poiaon, i dacureroua Tbe snoothst, easiest, most perfect way of haetBC laa bowels Uear aad cieaa U to take TV CANDY Jl CATHARTIO EAT 'EM LIKE CANDY Pleanant. PlitWe, Potent. Tate Oood. totood Never Kioken. Weaken, or uripe, 10. . and M cenr ' Kr box. Writa for Ire taiuple. and booklet rs altn. Addrena '3 BTKRUXe KSSKBT cosfast. CNirieo a irw TOKa. KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN Preserve Your fn? f ? l ere ' ' for laundering. ClotheS Our metho.1 are the same as those in the home lau 'rv, but with skilled help and greater fat iiities we reach results which are unattainable elsewhere. The proprietor of Richmond Steam Laundry solicits j'our work, confident in his ability to give perfect satisfaction. Carpet cleaning also aone nerc. S.K.MORGAN TELEPHONE 71S. Employment, Real Estate. Information, Abstractor. Insurance, and Notary Work ... A. place to buy a borre aa jen f ij tn O. B. MORGAN. Practical Fhiirjfccr and Gas Fitter, 8th and N. K Kta.. mrnmoiifl. inn. H.H.Meerhoff SANITARY t tiPlVLTMBIXG Steam and Hot Water Heating SEWERAGE, ETC See ua ?for Estimates. Phone 46. 9 8. XIntb Good Friends, don't you think, it's about time you gave ns a call? We have everything in harness! and harness furnishings, and you niU always find our goods tbe best and ocr price the lowest for We are sellisg a first tfce best goods. class horse blanket at 75c to 6.at THE WIGGING CO. Hew Pkons) 7Se SO MAIaf ST

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