Richmond Palladium (Daily), 24 October 1901 — Page 3
RICHMOND DAILY PAL.I API U 3l I CBSDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1901.
Rheumatic Warped Limbs. t7JlCFVTmtim permanently by rnakmg the
joint iwnllm 0j j- c . " " l,. I! AT"rnu nd d?urwl the lot th'Tictim ot rheumatism. ZZlZ?a ,n . blood is the cause
" lne kidneys are active,
.r:', , me unc acid. That is their
L Tw '. i n. the other hand, the !y . C "gd, there is sure to be unc acid ,n the blood and rheumatic paia through the bodv. No amount of liniment will ever cure rheumatism. It sometimes relieves, but cure can only be brought about bv setting the kidneys right.
- luusi ciiccxive Kidney remedy known to man is Dr. A. W. Chase s kidney. Lirer Pills. They cure A. IV.
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GOIN' TO THE FAIR. Put on yet newest caliker, an' comb the young 'un hair. An jump into the wagon, fer we're goin to the fair. An we'll make the finest ahowin' o' all the people rtiere, Fer Jenny'U be the finest gal a-goin' to the fair! We've got a yoke o oxen that weigh a hundred ton An a mule that in a century wur never known to run! An' two live alligators an' rattlesnakes to spare. But Jenny'll be the finest gal agoin' to the fair! Oh, Jump into the wagon! The road ia smooth an' wide. An the crisp wind'a kinder savin. "It's a mornin' fer a ride!" I'm holdin' o' the ribbons! An won't the people stare! Fer Jenny she's, the finest gal a-goin' to the fair! Kow, don't the ole wheels rattle! We're kiTerin de groun! The white sen's jest a-flyin", an' the trees air goin roun't An" Jenny, with her eyes o" blue an' sunny, flowin" hair. The finest an" the sweetest gal a-goin' to the fair I Atlanta Constitution. Qaallaed. Merchant I wait a married man for this position. Applicant I think I would suit, sir. I'm not married, but I am naturally of a meek, submissive disposition. New York Journal. The Goat's Sapper. It was Monday. The wretched goat peered through the gaps in the back yard fence. "Ah. nier she sighed. "I'm starving. I must do it. I must." "Do what?" inquired the dilapidated hen. "Take in washing," replied the goat, making a dash through the gap. Buffalo Commercial.
iiuncjs active in tneir work ot removing of the uric acid from the blood. 8
Mr. William I. Coad. No. 65 Branson of! Street, Oswego, N. V., writes: "I am very glad to praise Dr. A. W. Chase's KidneyLiver Pills, and tell what they have done for me. I suffered for many rears with severe constipation, rheumatism and kid ney trouble, and could get no relief until 1 tried Dr. A. W. Chase's Kidney-Liei Pills. In them I found immediate relief ana can Honestly recommend them to other sufferers." a One pill a dose. 25c. a CHASE'S box at all dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chase Medicine Company, Buffalo, N. Y. Sot What She Reallr Wanted. "How did you happen to lose Miss Van Twiller's business?" asked the friend of the photographer. "Why. she said she wanted a photograph that would do her justice," answered the photographer, "and I thought she meant it and gave it to h'r, one that did her exact justice and no more." Chicago Post. Cunlnt I'-iderstand It. "This thing of Bulgarian brigands holding a woman for ransom Is preposterousr exclaimed Mr. Meekton's wife. "That is my idea precisely," answered Mr. Meekton. "The Idea of a woman allowing herself to be frightened by a lot of common brigands!" Washington Star. The Siaa of the Fathers. "Do you think the sins of the fathers are visited on the sons?" "Well. 1 don't know. Sometimes when I see and read about the sons of some of our great men it strikes me that if they are proof of that doctrine their dnda must have been pretty bad men." Chicago Itecord-IIerald. Her Cora plaint. "Why do you speak of him as Inconsiderate, nngallant and disappointIn??" asked her dearest friend. "lie deliberately and persistently refrains from giving me an opportunity to refuse him. answered the sweet young thing. Chicago Post. Differeat. Mr. Snaggs The leaves are leaving, my dear. Mrs. Snaggs Is there anything odd about that? Mr. Snaggs Yes: In the spring It was the trees that were leafing. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. PITH AND POINT. A fool always insists on airing the fact. The man who wants only one side of the story is a funny creature. Be good to the living. The dead are able to take care of themselves. When a man quits abusing his rival. It is a sign that be has bis rival down. When people discover a man's weakness, they hit it every time they shoot. Any man who has time to think of k!s troubles has entirely too much spare time on his hands. When any one has been to the front snd made a bad showing, it is now the popular thing to say be should go away lack and sit down. Atchison Globe.
NEW SHORT STORIt:ioiCE MISCELLANY
Darkaei. Tarried late Light. t Daasjer Ia Carbolic Arid. There art' many who do not hes'ta1riiuted carbolic acid has been used to pronounce Thomas A. Edisuc ti freely and fur so many years as a greatest m;in the century has producvnsehold remedy for dressing wouuds If we rorasnre greatness by achievt rtat importance attaches to the ment, hew !n we compare Edison, tjng of Ir. Ilarritigtca. j'.:rt made man wLo h;;s kept the parent oH,ji,jiC- ,hat hundred of fir rs have busy for a quarter of a century, wij to be amputated because this popuother men? Surely you cauuot cos,- dressiii" was used on them for
pare a genius of such mental can.fcaH and unimportant injuries. As the ,
power with politic'sns or so "Mlilute solutions of carbolic acid t-ause J
-Ktate.-ineu." No politician ever hutjo jmin the dressing is particularly i macje at very low rates via the Akthe !;Iv.-.:r of human endeavor wrj-ngerous. for the patient us not t ron route. The lowest fares yet lamps to g lide the feet of men. dream that his fingers are being offered are in effect over those lines
string or vriis skillfully cuosseu lsstfoywi until the injury is beyond rebcai.t.rui thing and sometimes motpair. men to think, but you can't light tlanjrrene is the result of unwise car-
town wt:j it at night. There have be other inventors, too. who have re vol tionized certain departments of hum
mdustry. but the fame of each re wrapied it for twenty-four hours m a upon a single invention. srag soaked with a very mild solution or
I asked Mr. Edisou. "What do regard as your most important coiJ but ion to mankind?' "The incandescent electric light system," he promptly answered. "I only invented the incandescent li but I was compelled to work out all complicated details of the machin that is necessary to produce that It and distribute it in cities, towns mercantile establishments." Chic Record-Herald. I Meaaeneer Had Beat of It. . f Julian Mitchell, at present Sf manager for Weber and Fields, s one of the late Charles Hoyt's st intimate friends and for many yes acted as general stage manager fca.ll of the humorist's productions. Early in his career as a playwrjt. says Mitchell, and before he hadict his first wife. Flora Walsh. Hoytjecaine infatuated with one of hictresses after seeing her for thest time. She did not reciprocate hlair"SHE KISSED ME. ly attentions, and on her first public appearance Hoyt came behind the scenes and handed Mitchell a bouquet of flowers. 1"" ' !. dressing room," he ordered. "Don't tell her who sent them." Then hesitatingly, "But if you don't tell her I'll fire you." "I understand," said Mitchell. After the performance the playwright approached Mitchell, who ia very deaf, and shouted in his ear: "How did Miss receive my gift, and what did she say?" "Nothing," replied MitcbelL "What did she do?" inquired Hoyt in astonishment. "She kissed me," answered Mitchell. Hoyt paused for a moment. Then he remarked, "Say, Mitchell, you buy the flowers tomorrow night, and I'll deliver them." New York Times. S object to the Weather. Dr. William Howe Tolman of New York, father of the "Get Together clubs" now multiplying with such rapidity throughout the United States, was known in undergraduate days as "the Interrogation Point," apropos of his temper of mind as well as his middle name. In the Grand Central station recently the doctor encountered a classmate from the Johns Hopkins. McComas by name, familiarly known as "Comma" la dormitory days, and as short and stout as the doctor is tall and thin. "We're still In character," he said laughingly, referring to their relative height, "but I'd like to assume your role long enough to inquire what on earth a 'Get Together club may be. Its advantages would depena somewhat on the state of the mercury, I should judge," mopping his brow. "Its name certainly doesn't appeal to one in weather like this. But what is it anyhow?" "Well." returned the doctor, with a quizzical expression, "it's one of those things you have to experience to appreciate. Our crest Is an interrogation point rampant, and in policy well, we're a cross between a question mark and a jellyfish." New York Times. The Importance of Leajst. Herman Stump, ex-commissioner of Immigration and prospective United States senator from Maryland, whose bachelor home is la the little country I town of Bel Air, Md made a flying trip to New York city recently on "street" business. Passing City Hall park in a Broadway car, he momentarily intruded upon his settmate in his endeavor to get a better view of the Nathan Hale statue. "It's the calves of his legs," explained the little man in apology, "and those ankles. If a man owned legs like those with a deep sighi "It does one good to get a sight of, them. I hope I didn't incommode yon." And the seatmate. glancing from Ike bronze ideal to the Stump embodimait. smiled 7-I:ptisily and assured him he had not been in eon real en ced at alL
fcolic acid applications. One patient 1 who presented himself had hurt the j extremity of his index finger and had j
the acid. Yet in that short time gaagrene had developetl as far as the seeoud joint, and the finger had to be tak en on" at once. Ir. Harrington believes that any solution of carlwlie acid between 1 and ." per cent is dangerous. It Is not the strength of the application, however, so much as the length of time during which it is applied. Other preparations produce the same effect In similar weak solutions. Hydrochloric, nitric, sulphuric and acetic acids cause gan grene when applied in a bandage to an extremity for tweuty-four hours. But they are not remedies of ordinary household use. while carbolic acid Is. Hence it is the more dangerous. Save a Midniitht Halabow. During the voyage of the steamer New Eugland. which arrived at Vancouver recently from the northern fishing grounds, a most peculiar phenomenon was observed by the members of the crew. On Tuesday, just after midnight. Captain Freeman, the pilot, was astonished to see a clearly defined rainbow from horizon to horizon lying to the northwest of the New Kngland s position. A stiff gale of wind was blowing at the time, and the moon was up, and, though its face was frequently obscured for minutes at a time by black clouds, the rainbow colors showed no evidence of fading even when the moon was entirely obscured. Captain Freeman called np the crew, who are mostly fishermen from Newfoundland, and none of them had ever seen anything similar to this phenomenon before. For half an hour the rain bow was in plain view, and then It began gradually to fade away from its eastern end. Part of the time it was so darK tnat anoruer suiy urat uy could not have been seen except for lights, yet the rainbow was in full view. San Francisco Chronicle. The Filipino SchoolBs'ami. Captain Allan D. McLean, surgeon at the United States hospital at Muntinlupa, in the Philippines, writes thus to a friend in Detroit: "At present the general topic of the day is. What is Un eli..Sii.-iine to do with the new ers recently sent out here he so philanthropically or unknowingly saddled upon himself. Without the commissary privileges their salary of $75 a month doesn't even keep them In food. They cannot speak Spanish and never will learn to understand Tagalo. The general Impression Is that It would be cheaper for Uncle Sam to transport all the Filipinos to the United States to learn the language there than to attempt the schoolma'am scheme. They have only been here two weeks and have raised more powwow and disturbance than the whole army did during the palmy days of the Insurrection. Since leaving the United States about 100 of them have been married, and the remaining COO are busying themselves day and night to get into the matrimonial band wagon, the wheels of which never cease turning even in the Philippines." A Caicjne ladaatry. Among the pine forests of the continental divide, forty miles west of Denver, and along the eastern foothills of the Rockies a unique industry is pursued in the early fall. It is the gathering of the seeds of the Rocky mountain conifers for exportation to all parts of America and Europe. Children of ten and twelve years earn enough to clothe themselves for a year. One old grandmother last year made her $5 a day, and a family of Texas cotton pickers made 9200 one fall because they could pick with both hands. The seeds are sent to all the botanical gardens in the world and to the forestry departments of the German and American governments. Teach (a ar French by Phonographs. A system of teaching the French language by phonograph is to be tried In England. Several prominent French professors are devoting their energies to preparing phonograph cylinders carrying French lessons upon them. The phonographic records are accompanied by a book which contains thirty lessons, each of which corresponds to a phonographic cylinder, and each lesson is Ingeniously illustrated. All that the student has to do Is to set the phonograph In motion, and the book will explain what the Instrument is saying. The object of this system ts to give the French accent correctly. The Klaac'a Prnaatloas. Among the works which are taking place at Windsor castle Is the pulling up of all the floors, which have not been touched since the beginning of tha last reign, some not for a century. They are to be completely relaid on modern principles and are to be rendered fireproof. Sin the burning of Sandriiiham the king has always had a great dread of fire, and he is taking advantage of the present opportunity of rendering the castle more secure against the devouring 8 lement. Tattler.
CL 5 7ES OCT. 31ST.
Chance to Sec Pan-Am. Expo. atSmall Col. The Pan-American Exposition is neariDg a close. Oalv a few days remain in which to enjoy it. After October 31st it will be a thicjr of the past. Go now and profit in pleasure and knowledge of the wonderful ,,chievemen ts of the Americans and the,r possibilities. The trip may be each Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Coach excursion tickets sold ton tnose aates are coou eiurums &jK days including day of sa , ample tjme for getting acquainted with the p American Exposition and inspwtint' the prandeur of Niagara Falls. Excursion tickets may be obtained any day over the Akron route, but those sold Tuesdays, Thur.-days and Saturdays are especially important to persons wishict? to make the trip at the lowest fare. Find out about them by apphing to local agents of the Akron rout. c v . LLMIK, Ticket Agent, Richmond, Ind. Inspires one to nobler and better deeds; ut locks the gates of happiness; pours glowing vitality into vour system. That's what Rocky Mountain Tea will do. H5c. Ask your druggist. anTastern trip Over the Reliable Pennsylvania Lines. Excursion ticktts to New York! may be obtained at principal ticket offices of the Pennsylvania lins,good going over the Pennsylvania lines, rir crninc via Pennsvlvania lines and returning via the otner aireci. unes from New York, including the routes via Buffalo with privilege 01 stopping over a that point to take m tne Pan-American exposition ana Niagara Falls, or returning via Washington, D. C , with stop-over at that point. Full information will be furnished in reply to inquiries addressed ticket agents of the Pennsylvania l;nes. Mothers write us that they have solved the problem of keeping their r.v.ndren wpIL Give them Rocky Mountain Tea eoch welr. A blessint? to mother and child. Ask your druggist. Sunday Outing at Indian apolis via Penn. Lines. rvt.nhpr 20th. excursion tickets mill h sold to Indianapolis via Penn lines. 1 round trip from Richmond. Special train leaves at 8:35 a. m. central time. C. W. Elmer, Passenger and Ticket Agent A. Flcndlali Attack. Collier of Cherokee, Iowa, that nearly proved fatal. It came through his kidneys. His back got so lame he could not stoop without great pain, or sit in a chair except propped by cushions. No remedy helped him until he tried Electric Bitters which effected such a wonderful change that he writes he feels like a new man. This marvelous medicine cures backache and kidney trouble, purifies the blood and builds up your health. Only 50c at A. G. Luken & Co.'s drug store. The beauty thief has come to stay. Unless you drive the pimples and blackheads away; Do this; don't look like a fright; Take Rocky Mountain Tea tonight. Ask your druggist. m BEAUTY, M GONQUEROI BELLAVITA Arsenic Its ity Tablets and POl. A m fcily f and gnaractend treatment for ali sjrL iisordera. Restore U Most ot roulii to faded iacec days' trinnt '"- f5 Jays 11. 3C'- h mai' V-ud fr nrcti jr. Addrma El vt Mf.iM.AL C . tuner 1 ix&n Sold by A. G. Luken & Co., Mais street, and Curme k Co., 415 north eighth street, Richmond CATARRH In all Its stages there should rc cleaikiue?o. Ely's Cream Balm cleanes,eootbea and beala i he diseased men. nsc It cares catarrh and drives stray a cold ia Ue bead quickly. Cream Balm ia placed Into the nostrils, spreads aver tie Tnrabrace and is absorbed. Belief la Immediate an 1 a core follows. It ia aot drying doe not prod ace sneezing. Large Size, M eenta at Drugjists or by mail; Trial Size, 10 cents by mail. KLT BPOTEESS. 5- 'aireo 8oeet.Se York. fmm CMiCMCSSTKH'S ENGLISH PEfl'lYROYAL PILLS !ib I .aim 11k Drmlfl, C H I ( M Ir-STKK'S E.NCLLSH 1. KEB u4 6t4 Mllla box. ! tt . rlbbo Take mm wtmmr. Keflm PiH.'M ,tiimilii mm Umttmmifc Br rw vnsM, or mrm mm. mm " SLmttmt far 1 .ale. M ttir. bf rmtan Mmli. IS.SM Talianau. IdM lt"MIu. nieSMWrCkraiMira, DON'T Be Fooled! Take the genuine, original ROCKY MOUNTAIN TEA Made only ty Madison Med?cine Co.. ladisoa, is. It keeps yoa well. Our trade mark cut oa each package Price, 33 cents. Never ol in bulk. Accept snbsU esmnnuina I "I. Asa; your drug!.
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