Richmond Palladium (Daily), 25 January 1899 — Page 2

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Stomach Was Too Weak to Retain Food Complete Cure Effected by Hood's Sarsaparilla New Enjoying the Best of Health. With Digestion Perfect. "My mother was subject to sick headaches and indigestion for over a year. of time, and was obliged to stay in a daH room an abo could not bear the l.ght. fah had do appetite whatever and heratomacl ii bo weak she could not retain wha' food she did est. She also had seven pains in her head. She suffered bo mucl that she became but the shadow of her elf. One day I happened to read a tes , tiinonial about llood'a Sarnapar'tlla. It Sounded So Truthful I persuaded her to try this medicine Before finishing the first bottle there w an improvement In her condition. She at loujrer threw up her ftod and her head acbe was not as severe. Sho took in al four bottles or Hood's Sarsaparilla ant several boxes of Hood's Pills and regainet ber weight. She is now enjoying the best of bealt h. Her digestion is good and sh can eat almost anything she wishes. Sht is 42 years old and says she feels as wel. as when she was 16. Hood's Sarsaparilla made a complete cure in her case.' Miss Mart Mascaeie, Ironton, Ohio. Hood's Sarsaparilla I the best-In fact the One True Blood Fnrtfier. I'rrpari-Jonly by C. I. Hood & I o., Ixiwell.Mass. H ,.,,! Uillc the lest family cathartic, I1UUU r 1 1 13 easy lo operate. iSC. Richmond Palladium. eabllabad ry evening (Sunday excepted) BUBFA.OB rLIOKINOEB. by OH j Woe. m and 4 Mala Bt. near Tenth Telephone; No. al. WEDNESDAY JANUARY 25,1819. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPT N: Una jaar by mall, poataga paid - .i 00 On month " - " ' Una week, ay carrier .06 One hundred and forty years ago tonight Robert Burns was born. The anniversary will be celebrated throughout the civilized world. Rev. Dr. Hillis, the brilliant successor of Dr. Swing as pastor of Central chuich, Chicago, has accepted a call from Plymouth church, Brooklyn, Beecher's congregation. Speaking of the need of township reform a prominent and thoroughly reliable citizen gives us tbe following incident which came under bis personal obsernation. It happened some years ago but it is Just such a thing as is ' liable to occur any year under our present system, and ;t is probably but occurred in this and other townships of the state. This is the tory: A woman who had long been a charily pensioner died and was buried at the expense of the township. About that time a new trustee came into office. A daughter of the deceased pensioner called on the new official as usual for the old lady's pension and it was paid for months. Finally learned the trustee by some means that the pensioner had no earthly weekly existence and stopped the stipend. Thereupon tbe daughter (an able-bodied woman) be came very indignant and appealed to the citizen above alluded to to call on the trustee and bring him to time. The amazed citizen who knew that the old lady had long been dead expressed surprise at the audacity of the thing and of course declined to be a party to any such imposition. SCOTCH CHARACTERISTICS. Rev. Frank De Witt Talmage preached a sermon in Chicago last Sunday on "Robert Burns and the Scottish." His diagnosis of the Scotch character is one of the best we have seen. Here it is: "There is one characteristic which we must admire about the Scotch, and that is, they never do anything in a . .-, . nau-near tea way. ii a ocotenman is kind hf is one of the sweetest, gentlest of men that ever lived; if he is mean ne is as tuner as gall, it ne is mean he is mean all the way down and all the way up, and all the way through forward, backward, and backward and forward. If he loves you, he loves you from head down. If he hates you, he hates you from his feet up, and he al ways lets you know it. Take the Scotchman in his theology. If he is a Christian, no free agency for him. He opens his mouth and swallows the whole. scheme of redemption, foreordinatiaD, original sin, eternal degrees, the attributes, heaven, hell, the judgment, the atonement, damnation, and salvation, everything goes down, and every breath he draws metis of the fire and the brimstone. And he goes around with a great big pieee of sulphur in each! band, and with every pocket stuffed full of the leaves of the catechism. When a Scotchman is drnnk he is drunk all through. What is a Scotch drink T Not claret, not wine, not beer, not any light sparkling beverage. But Scotch drink always means Scotch whisky. When a Scotchman takes his drink, just the same as he takes his theology, he always takes it straight. He wants to water and no dilution in either. And the more fire there is in both, the better he likes it. A tine Scotchman is through andi throngh, up and down, in and out, or else he is ncthing."

la Olden Times. People overlooked the importance of permanently beneficial effects and were satisfied with transient action; but new that it is generally known that Syrup of Figs will permenantly overcome habitual constipation, wellinformed people will not buy other laxatives, which act for a time, but finally injure the systam. Bay the genair., made by the "California Fig! Syrup Ce Dr. HOW Pain Pills core Neuralgia Peadacbe badT G lr. lilies' Pmia nib.

GALL FOR CONVENTION

Of Indiana Stale League of Repcb lican Clubs. In pursuance of resolution adopted at a meeting of the district managers and the executive and advisory committees thereof, at the Denison hotel, Friday evening, January 20. 1S99. the annual convention of the Indiana State League of Republican clubs ia hereby called to meet in the city of Ft. Wayne, at a hall to be hereafter desig nated, on the 11th day of tebruary. WW. at ten o'clock a. m., for the purpose of electing officers and district managers for the ensuing year, ana for the transaction of such other business as may come before the convention. 1. The basis of representation in said convention will be as follows: Each clab reporting to the secretary of the state Itague in 1896, and each additional club so reporting in 1898, will be entitled to three delegates, and each of such clubs with a membership of over fifty (50) will be entitled to one (1) additional delegate for each fifty (50) members and multiple there of in excess of the first fifty (50) aforesaid. 2. The credentials of each delegate will be leaned in blank by the presi dent and secretary of the state leagne. but such credentials must be properly filled and certified by the respective county managers having jarisdiction over such clubs, and by the president and secretary of each of such clubs. 3. In ease any delegate is unable to attend said convention he.or the president and secretary of said club may provide a proxy, whose credentials as such p'oxy, shall be duly certified on forms issued by the president and sec retary of the state league as regu' credentials are c rtified. I 4. All cr' "''-!. iuat be uled with W. YV-. -.ulTcuan. secretary of the) state league, not later than 9 o'clock on me evening or reoruary iw, xo:j, at the league headquarters (place to be hereafter designated) at Ft. Wayne. The county managers will at once call meetings of the above-mentioned clubs under their respective jurisdictioas for the pnrpose of electing delegates, a above provided. ' This will be the only state Republican meeting during this year and it is desired that as many Republicans be present as possible as the citizens of Ft. Wayne are making elaborate preparations for our entertainment. F. E. Hollo way, W. W. Huffman, President. Secretary. Anderson, Ind., January 24, 1899. The Ravsgss cf Grip That modern scourage, the grip, poisons tha air with its fatal germs, so that no home is safe from its ravage', but multitudes have found a sure protection against this dangerous malady in Dr King's New Discovery. When you feel a soreness in your bones -and muscles, have chilis and - fever, with sore throat, pain in tbe beck of. the I head, catarrhal fyoiptoras and a

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born'Cough you may know you have ! the grip, and that you need Dr. King's j New Discovery- It will promptly cure 1 the worst cough, heal the inflamed i membranes, kill the disease germs and Money back if not cured. A trial hot- , tie free at A. Q. Juken A Co. Business College Items. w alter if ulgbuns leit 1 uesday morning for an extended trip through New Ovatlo Yv 1 vet rrt Alavonria T nn v""nv' asiTwvaa M.aauuiia 4'1 Sti kJ U and other northern towns in the interest of the college. Miss Mattie flodgin has accepted a position as bookkeeper and cashier for Hadley Bro.'s grocery. Orla McKee accepted a position in th6 oflioe of the F. & N. Lawn Mower factory last week. Miss Ruby Hamilton has accepted a position as stenographer in the Rex Buggy Co.'s office at Connersville Ind. Henry Bent lace has accepted a posi tion in the office of Gaar, Scott Sc Co Miss Pearl Burk leaves this week for Leon, Iowa, where she take a post ticn as stenographer in Hoffman's law office. Lloyd Yeakle has taken a position in Ira flickingsr's grocery store. in x nomas nas given up nis post tion with Carson, Pierrie, Scott & Co of Chicago, and has taken a better one with the Illinois Can Co, Miss Anna Williams, Miss Emma Mote and Leslie Chenoweth are back in school after an absence of a week, caused by sickness. Dr. J. W. Kapp gave a talk before tbe students last Friday morning which was much appreciated. His subject was Essentials of Success." The Deadly Grip Is again abroad in the land. The air you breathe may be full of its fatal germs! Don't ueg!e?t the "Grip" or you will open the door to pneumonia and consumption and invite death. Its sure signs are chills with fever, head ache, dull heavy pains, mucous dis charges from the nose, sore throat and never-let-go cough. Don't waste pre cious time treating this cough with troches, tablets, or poor, cheap syrups. ure it at once with Dr. Kme's New Discovery, the infallible remedy for bronchial troubles. It kills the disease germs, heals the lungs and prevents the dreads after effects fronn the malady. Price 50c and $1. Mosey back if not cured. A trial bottle free at A G Luken & Co.'s drne store. No Other External Remedy, and Few Internal, Are Equal To a BENSON'S, S SEALl 'TAMP (OH THE (GNWME ::3::r: - - - ... , - . - - . . .. I ... . . . V - - t is the best POROUS PLASTER ?StaHe fa fWe T - - J a TrTanna.ia I-- 1 i I W

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PROFITABLE DYEING. DIAMOND DYKS MiKE IIAN'PSOMF, UNFADING COLOIW. A Few Dimes Will D llais. Sve Miny In neirly every home there are faded and unfashionable dresses and coats that can be dyed with Diamond Dyes so thy will look as good as new. Suits for the lia can be made from the father's parti- orn clothes, and then colored with Diamond Dyes to look like new, while tosses and jack eta can bt made for the jrirls with little work or expense. Many women dress their 'atnilies in handsome, fashionable clotiig at a comparatively small expense, thanks to Diamond Dyes. Diamond Dyes are put on special for h : me use, and the directions each csckatre are so nlam that ey the inexperienced can get beauti and unfad ng colors by using the dyes. They color anything from rl tons, feathers, and waists to heaviest coats and dresses. There are some fifty colors in all to list of Diamond Dyes, making fa6hionable elade8. Be 8are only the Diamond, as thev are the oil dyes that have stcoi the test or. ye and that can be depended upon ttr successful home dyeing. Honey 13ee3 From tn ".-itppinf bThe DepartrriU of Agriculture will introduce this country the great hone- bees found in the Philippines. xhese bees are twice as large as those of this country, and produce five or gjx times as much honey. They have extra long tongues, and can reach the ectar in manv flowers that our variety 'cannot. While this move will be .of material benefit, it will cot be any I more to than Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which reaches and cures many ailments that other remedies fall short of. Among them may be mentioned .dyspepsia, indigestion, biliousness, constipation, malaria, wasting di seaes, and a ff actions of the kidneys and blood. We especially recommend ' the Bitters te men and women whose nervous systems are shattered. ComDllmentary Invitation. Prof. W. S. Hiser, of the Richmond public schools, has been extended a cordial invitation to address the students and faculty of the Ohio School for Business, at Dayton. O.. at some time within this month. He will not be able to do so, owing to the pre.-s of , work he has at present, yet neverthe- . less he appreciates the honor cf the invitation. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least dreaded disease that science has boen able tocure in all its stages and 13 catarrh. Hall s Catarrh Cure , "" . "J- "'uueu,i! constitutional disease,req aires a .eonlv nPn lno oiooa ana mucous surtaces of the system thereby destroy ng the foundation of the disease, acd giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doincr its work. The DroDrietors have so 'much faith in its curative rx-wers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. ftSold by druggists, 75c. DUBLIN. Fted Herbert who has been engaged in a rettuant in Richmond is at home again. Qaite a number of cases of grip are prevailing at this time. ames aicuuray ot ivnnsas, but re cently married near here, has pur chased the McGeth property on south Johnson street, at $450. Mrs. Philip Cole, of Indianapolis, is her waiting on her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Martin Kemmer, both being old and eick also. A revival meeting has been in progress Sin the M. E. church for several week?, some accessions have been made. Bishop Floyd dedicated a church at Amboy, Ills., Sunday a week ago. Rol Chrisman, who had enlisted in the 12th regiment of the regular army, came home a few days ago, having been discharged. The house occupied by Homer Kemmer and wife, on north Davis street. caught fire on Thursday last from a defective flae and was only saved by the hardest work of the many who in time reaehed the baildinir. , Th rnn' I acd rafters were about half destroyed Charlie Alcom, an old so'dier, who has been in quite feeble health for seme time, is at present very poorlv Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Roberta, atter several months' visit to their old home m Ketitacky, returned home Saturday evening. Real Estate Transfers. Martha E. Parry et al. to Albert G Hill, for $4,500. part section 1, town ship 13, range 1 watj also part sec tion $b, tiwnsb;p 14, range 1 west. sime to same, qu.t claim to same i property, for $10. Allen W. Pierce to Alex H. Stone e?pher. for $100. part section 22, town ship li, range 12 east. ! Anra C. Fisher et al. to Martha E Parry, for $10, qait claim to part sec !t:on 1, township 13, range 1 west. j Martha E. Parry et al. to Anna C. ifrisher, quit claim to same projerty ana pai section K, rownsnip 14, rangs 1 west. Aaron G. Campfield and wife to Iva A. Chapin, fir $10,000, part lots 18 and 17, Jeremiah Cot's addition to Richmond. Chailes A. Ellis et al quit elim to Joht J. Kepler, for $S00, lots 5, 6. 9 and 12 in block 2 in Charles Morris additiou to East Germantown. O C. Kimbrough et ox., q at claim to William end John McCleevy, for l 000, part lot 27 Isaac Jones' addi tion to Richmoni. - . WEBSTER. We have teen informed that some of the Wtbster boys have been breaking ttto the school house and spitting tobtceo on the floor. Prepare for what may follow if ths should be repeated. Mr. Wineburg was visiting the s hol last week and f.uud it in a flour ishing condition . Mr. and Mrs. Steddom entertained

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a few of their friends to an oyster upper Saturday evening. Mr. H. R. B rtoa of Richmond wa visiting relatives in this place a few davs last week. Mrs. John Sullivan of Abington .pent last Saturday and Sunday with her aunt. The order of I. O. O. F. did work ia their lod?e 8aturdav nignt, which was followed by a banquet. Mr. and Mrs.-More spent Suaday with Mr. Wm. Smith and faiaily. J. W. Odtland was eallicgon f fiends in Fountain City, Sunday. The Friends church has a large attendance at their 8unday school, having railed it. to service a number of young teachers. We think this speaks wel for our young people. There is very little sickness in our village now as all on the sick list are convalescent. Djn't forget the hop at Lsw Harris" Saturday night. mile east of this place. There is to be a pie social at Bailey school house next Friday evening. All the girls of the Economy high school are invited to bring pies. Mrs. Gertrade Border, a sister of Grant and Harry Parcons, has been visiting them for a few days. George Cook has sold bis black smith snop to Carl Conley. David Sells of Hagerstown visited his brother-in-law, Tom Stewart, of this placs, last Sunday. Hertchel Ballenger, a pupil ot the primary room, fell while .running and broke both bones in his right arm. Mrs. Earl Harvey, of Centervilb, and Mrs. Ella Fenimore, of Carles, visited at Leslie Fenimore's last Friday. MILTON. Some young people enjoyed a dance at Kinsey's hall Friday night. Prof, and Mrs. Baldwin entertained tbe freshmen class of high school Friday evening in honor of Miss Carrie Dennis. A delightful evening was spent. Mrs. H L. Jones' relatives to the number of twenty in all enjoyed her hospitality and an elegant dinner at ber home Friday. It was a birthday celebration. Elmer Hayes, of Cornell, Iowa, was at Elkanah Ball's over Sunday. Charles Frazier of Richmond speLt Sunday at A. J. Morris'.-' Next Sunday is Elder Hall's last appointment at the Christian church. The quarterly meeting will be held at Doddridge Chapel next Saturday and Suaday. Rev. Hyde closed his rt"ivil service at the M. E. church SuiAlay, preaching excellent sermons lHth morning and ey ning. The immediate resalts of the meeting wercf four added rterdcmaiirTfrnfcr'ritiiii berin a series of meetings at the Christian church Friday mint, Febiu ary 10ta. Mrs. Harry Beeson has sen ill. She ia at her mother's, Mrs. Kjhsey. The Missionary society Doddridgt. Chapel will have a masquerade social at John Judkins' Wednesday evening. January 25 :h. Mrs Rinsey is increasing her farming interests. She has leased tbe James Gray farm, just west of Lindenwood. A car load of cattle and a lot of hogs were just soli to Oler and Black, and she has 100 head of hogs and 40 cattle being prepared for mar ket. Mr. E. P. Jones and Miss Loyd spent Monday at Indianapolis, with Mrs. Frank O. Johnson. Miss Evangeline St. Clair enter tained wim a musical 'Saturday evening. Among the guests were Edgar T. Forsyth, of Irvington, and Fred Jonei, of Muncie. Miss Lloyd, who has been Mrs. E P Jones' guest a short time, has re turned to ner nome at rnoenixvuie, Pa., starting Tuesday morning. Wh.le here she was a guest of honor at sov eral social affairs. Burglars were getting in their work here Sunday morning about 1 to 2 o'clock. Efforts w re made to enter several houses, and successful ones at Willard Williams', where tbey enjoyed a lot of Mrs. Williams' excellent doughnuts and coffee. At Mrs. Heath's about $7.50 was found in the side board, and there the thief went upsrairs ana o nis nana s ana knees en tered Mrs. Heath's bed-room. She, bing wakeful, heard him and ealied t other members of the household, thus frightening him away. At Chailes EVERY BRIDE and wife should know about the preparation that for half a century has been helping expectant mothers Turing little ones into the world without danger and the hundred and one &&ieL discomforts and distractions . - r - , . . i . . ...... 1HV.IUCUI to caua-birth. It is applied externally, which is tne on rvav tn w-i;r "j.vv Medicines taken internally (Avl;' not help and may Mother's Friend fits and prepares every organ, muscle and part of the body for the critical hour. It robs child-birth of its tortures and Daina. Baby's coming is made qaick and easy. Its action is doubly bene ficial if osed during the whole period of pregnancy. $1 per bottle at all drug stores, ot sent by mail on receipt of price. Books Faxx. containing valuable isforto all women, will b seat to aay address) apoa applicataasi by The Bradfield Regulator Co.,

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From Mrs. Rink to Mrs. Pinkliam. The following letter to Mrs. Pinkham from Mrs. M. Rise, No. 2.354 East Susquehanna Are., Philadelphia. Pa., is a remarkable statement of relief from utter discouragement. She says: I never can And words with which to thank you for what Lrdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable. Compound has done for me. ' Some years ago I had womb trouble and doctored for a long time, not seeing1 any improvement. At times I would feel well enough, and other times was miserable. So it went on until last October, I felt something terrible creeping over me, I knew not what, but kept getting worse. I can hardly explain my feelings at that time. I was so depressed in spirits that I did not wish to live, although I had everything to live for.. Had hysteria, was very nervous; could not sleep and was not safe to be left alone. " Indeed, I thought I would lose my mind. No one knows what I endured. "1 continued this way until the last of February, when 1 saw in a paper a testimonial of a lady whose case was similar To mine, and who had been cured by Lrdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I determined to try it, and felt better after the first dose. I continued taking it, and to-day am a well woman, and can say from my heart, 'Thank God for 6uch a medicine. Mrs. Pinkham invites all suffering women to write to her at Lynn, Mass., for advice. All such letters are seen and answered by women ouly. Miller's about two dollars were taken A blood hoand wai put on the track and followed it for several miles, perhaps half way between Cambridge City ani Higerstown, an 1 there lost tha trail. Mrs. O. P. Voorhe of Cincinnati ivisiting her parent. P. J. Hosaour and wi'e. Inter sting Utter ara receiyed fronMr. L liaTajlor, Dresdt n. Sax n?,by her Milton friends. She spent X nain Berlin with friends and was ehown through the emperor's palace an 1 other places of note. Phili Izir, Mrs. Ann L. Muneer and Mrs. Catherice Conley, all aged .ecple are q lite low and not expected to last loner. Albe t Izor of Indianapolis is at Philip lior's. Mrs. Sarah Lavelle of And.Kon is at her ncot ler's. Mis. Conley. Mrs. Ann Wasson has gone to Ind -aoapolis with her daughter Mary. They will be absent three months. Ja nes Gray continues quite poorly. Bis nars, Mrs. Ella K'.ene. hai returned to Indianapolis. Josh Gresh returned a few days ago from New Castle, where he visited Flem Ritliff and family. The Schubeit orchestra w.ll give a concur in aboat two weeks. The boys are playing well. They already have two commencement engagements. Oatgsrs of the Grip. The greatest danger from La Grippe is of its resulting in pneumonia. ..... . ,w ... umd.-ntiweter, auJ Chimberlaiu's Cough Remedy taken all danger will be avoided. Among tbe tens of thousands who have used this remedy for la grippe we have ye to le rn of a single case having result ed in pneumonia which shows cocclu lively that this remedy is a certain preventive of that dangerous disease It will cure la grippe -in less time than any other treatment. It is pleasa and safe to take. For sale by A. G Luken A Ci., druggists. Notice. Join tbe crown to the State Orato.i cal contest next Fridsy at 10:40. Railroad fare $i 05, eood till Suu day evening. Admission to contest 50c. Leave your name and the num ber of railroad and admission tickets you desire, either at Fletcher's hat s'ore or at the Item office. Contest held in Plymouth church Friday even ing at 8 o'clock. jan24J3t GRIM GRIP'S DEADLY MARCH DEALl DEATH AND DISTKUCTIOJf TO MANY. Bos tor, New Yt-ik, Philadelphia, Waehing'on, Louisvi le Ter:or ized by tne Awful Scourge All Tbe Oreat Cant era of Popula tion Afftcled. The depressing tff-jcts of thepresent epidjmie of grip are apparent every where. Teachers, clerks, business men, mecnanies, laborers, street car drivers, school children, police officers and even the docfos all furnish vie tims by the hundreds. No remedy yet discovered can show results equal to Or. Miles' Restorative Nervine. It quickly overcomes the excessive exhaustion, invigorates tbe appetite and assists nature to throw of the deadly microbes from the system. In times of epidemic like the present it should be taken as a preventive of disease. "'Grip had It ft me a physical wreck; weak, helpless and miserable. I could not eat; could not sleep; could not train any strength, and had nervous prostration of the worst kind. Oar home physician could not help me aud I commenced using Dr. Miles' Nervme. xne nrst nignt s sleep tnat i had bad in four months eame as thel result oi two uri uo s. nseni naa ; taken two bottles 1 leit better than 1 had b-fore in years, arid continued to i ir prove cnt d i was entirely cured." Eli vyoodard, Piynouth Ills. All druggists are authorized To sell Dr. Miles' Nervine on a guarantee that first bottle benefits or money refunded. Be sure and get Dr. Miles' Nervine. Booklet on heart and Nerves sent free. Address, Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind. "51 Tn h tntiM-Iv relieved of the arl ea and pains of rheumatism means aj (treat deal, and Hood's Sarsaparilla does it. 4 Jfo-To-xtae for fifty Coattav Gsarasaeed tobacco habit eara. makes weak aaea unxv. Uootf pure, stc to. Ail drag wtsv La Grippe is sorely contagiosa. Dr. Miles Restorative Nervine is a sure preveaave. t '

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MONEY THE BUSINESS. Mum ta Which tttm Old Maa Bwt of tha Maa-lctaa. O tha "A nnroncr of years ago I ma: trip hrrujtb - tl- VC id sleight-of hand performer. "It 5uo what you may call a startling finam-ial success, but 1 managed to reach South- . era California before I was strandd. I "It was -ere that I suddenly awoke to the fact that a flve-tlollar gold piece was my entire capital, with the" next town a good many miles ahead ot me. I "There was but one thing to do. and that was to walk, as I knew the litth money I .ad would bv neded when I arrived for ne-ssary excuses, and 1 couldn't afford to waste it on car fare. "It wasn't as bad a prvpositUm as It had lookel on the face: the roads were ir good shape, and the air cool and crisp, and It was In the midst of tbe orange-picking season. "If the town ahead hadn't boen so far I might have enjoyed the trainp. but as It was 1 found myself grow lug tired, and i s-iopinil for a rest here au old mau was engaged in picking his orange crop. "He was a sociable old chap, aud evidently thought 1 was loofcring arouud for an oranjre orchard, and I didn't at tempt to undeceive him. for I found his oranges delicious, aud as It was growing near meal time 1 iia. high hopes that he might ask me to dine with him. He. kept reuiarklu;; that there was ruoneyln oranges, aud 1 finally concluded to have a little siort with him. "Palming my sole remaining gold piece I reaehed for au orange aim slowly cut it .a halves with my knife. With an exclamation of surprise 1 pretended to pull the coin from the orange, while tue old mail's eyes fairly hung out of bis head as I did so. "He reaehed for the coin, bit It. rang it, and then dropped the coiu iu bis pocket, saying as he did so: " "Wul, by gum! 1 always said that thar wuz money in oranges, an' now 1 kin prove it. "I gave a gasp when 1 saw my last cent go Into the old man's pix-ket, and 1 tried to explain e situatiou to him. saying it was only a joke. "But the old man wouldn't have tt that way. He said - a saw me take the coin from the orange, and that the orange belonged to him. hence anything that may be t und in it was his, too. "lie was a larger man than I. and so he wouldn't listen to reason, and 1 had to pace sadly on. "1 hired out at ihe next ranch to pick fruit until e could get money enough to pay my far home." All lie Craved. The proprietor of the restaurant had Just issued a new advertisement. Intended to call attention to a reduction In rates. After quoting the pri-es of various articles to conclusively demonstrate the fact that everything was cheap, he added at the bottom of the advertisement: "Bread, butter aud potatoes free. I He knows better now. If he bad It. to do over again he would word it a little differently, and all because a solemn-looking man came in one day, rnd, after taking bis place at a table, jiointed to the advertisement aud asked: "Is that on the square?" "Certainly," replied the waiter. "Then give me some bread, butter and potatoes." said the man. "Yes. sir. What else'"' asked the waiter. "Nothing else." replied the man, "That's all that's free, isn't iff Tha Hrlglit fr Itrandy. A steeplejack who was engaged In repairing a tall chimney at some works in flevon slipited and fell a distance of oiue thiry:;ri-rf ri-en lOT-tnnatetr. be alighted on ' aome soft sand. and tliougn stunned ana nadiy shaken, no bones were broken. After water had been dashed on bis face he recovered consciousness. The manager, who stood by, having been summoned to the scene, put a glass of water to his lips, saying: "Here, Bill, drink this, aud you'll feel better. Tbe injured man raised his feebly and, gazing first at the and then at the high scaffolding which he had fallen, remarked weak voice: bead glass from in a "What I should like to know is, rv far a man have got to fall iu thesi; blessed works afore they gives him brandy?" A Matter off ltitlinVreoc. Mistress Why on earth, girl, dou't you answer front door you surely bear that knocking? Bridget An phwat's me knocking to do wid me? Oi'm not expectin' callers to-day, mum. Why Bill Was IHftcomfltted. Blizzard Bill went up to the new parson s bouse with an unpleasant errand in view. He meant to run 'him out of town. Three hours later he met Ginger Joe. ;inger looked him over. "(Jrizitly or IiynamiteV" he softly In quired. Bill looked at Ginger through his half shut eyes. "You're a denied pretty sort o friend, you are," he hoarsely growled. "Why in merry thunder didn't you tell me th' parson was an army chaplain. V irt . ,n of Adverse fat. "That day it rained so hard. com plained the man with the Galway whiskers. I fouEd when I started for Lome that I'd brought my cane down town instead of ray umbrella." You haven't any worse kick coming than I have." replied the man with the prognahtms jaw. "Tbe night when I was held np ou my way home I found ! had brought my umbrella down town nstcad of my are." Jobanlr'a Heirloom. Mr. Sprouter An heirloom, Johnnie, something that's handed down from father to son. UtUe Johnnie Huh! That's a funnv name for pants M arkaaaaaahlp. "My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time. "That's nothing. My. wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime." - Waoat He Xerdrd It. He I'm working on a flying machine, dear. She It's too bad juu haven't got it with you. I hear papa, coming down stairs. Cloa Gsieaa. ua . oeacu luc lCQer 1& n lMLOry. ' - "McGinty," answered the boy who was never known to study hi lesson. J.vn 1, 1 ii . , - . . . KwSatlwsr IaaaaBtastle-. The Gusher We are on the eve of a great change, old chap. The Guyer Why. certainly. Summer underwaar cant ha worn forever.

LOSSES OF

Many Were Mysterious --- What the Prin

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kidnev disease. The lungs have never been known to clog up u tne awneys were in a healthful cond.tion. because all the closing matter which gets into the lungs would be thrown out of tbe system by another channel, vu : through the kidneys. N ou perhaps have never thought of ibis, but it is true. .r , Thousand of others are said to have died of heart d.sease er heart failure. Why does the heart fail? Because it gets worn out ia trying to pump the blood ihrouch the svstem. the work Is too great. But why does the blood circulate so poorly ? Because it is loaded w.th poisons. It is the duty of the kidneys to eipe these poisons, but because they are so weakened they can not epel them. Is this not clear ? Is it not a simple reasm? Unfortunately, it is true. There has never been known but one discovery which acts directly upon the kidneys, and which will keep them in perfect condition. That discovery, kuown to chemists, scientists, physicians and the world generally, is Warner's Safe Cure. And it is knowa to the world quite as generally as is Bright's disease, which it cures. It has special properties which have special effect upon the kidneys. It has proven this in numberless

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