Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 9, 20 August 1884 — Page 3

THE LIME-KILN CLUB.

Brother Gardner (toe ft Coming' Op- , portxinity for the Black Kan. , He Analyse the rt-Kepeate Asesr Mesa Thl This la "Asa Ac " cepllona. t Detroit rw FTasaj " "De odder ebtnla' I beard an oratot any (Ltt ais was de alee of wisdom, " re marked Hrothir Gardner as the meetlna owned in perfect harmony. "Let us analyze de assertion an' aae what it am Illlllle of. - Hum dar eber bin an aige when de rec ords snowed more commercial failures? "lint dar eber bin an aige when states men auHle no ore fooliau speeches? " Ha dar eber bin an aige when de people displayed more reckless extravagance? rur el try one man worKin on a salary who saves a dollar a week twenty am ti kiii m y ami wuiu aey airn. "Has dur eber bin an aire when murder. robliery, embezzlement, an' de odder crimes on de calendar war mo heard of? It aiu an aige in which you may doubt your ainuest nayrmr ana nest Inena. "Has dar eber been an aige in which reckless ti'eciilaKhun, gross mismanagement, corrupshun in high an' low places, conspiracy to defraud; queer decisions by courts, iiucer ackhuns bv conirreumen an' a irineral disregurdof honor an' honet.l v w.-ir mi jiimn utio aeeyes or ae peopleT H.- alee of wisdum yum! "An' d.it same orator asserted dat de next giueraNhun would solve all scientific problems, make treat advances in inven shuns, control de elements, an' live on a lur higher plane. Let us see. "Take de pretft-nt ginerashun an fur ebery one perfeckly healthy man, I'll fin' jou nine who am allin . De majority smoke, chew, drink, keep onreasonable nours, an prepar demselves fur de grave at .u. Consumption, liber complaint, dyspepsia, kidney disease, neuralgia, rheumatism an' scrofula am ebery day complaints. Drunkenness, gluttony, an' im morality no lonirer excite surprise. Data He seed lur plautin de lies' ginerashun. "F!n" me one perfeckly health v woman an 1 II tin' you fifty wit am ailin'. Take boar sides of de longest square in Detroit, or any odder American city, an' it won't average two heullly women, uo matter bow cliisly de houses am built. Newralgia, rheumatism, weak backs, near-sight edness, terrible headaches an' cancel, tumors and a dozen odder ailments am kei pin' the doctuhs busy. Paint, powder, ibiu shoes, thiu clothes, reckless exposure, late hours an' a total disregard of common sense in eberyflng am de cause. Daf s d groun' on which to sow de wheat, i "De nest ganerashun in dis kentry will need to double up our idiot au' insane asylums. State prisous an' jails will Med to I enlarged. Honesty an' morality will le strangers in de land, an' friendship will have a mighty lonesome time. De seed an de groun' am ready, and de crop wili come in due time. I sav to you dat dis am de ojs n doah to de" black man. Lib soberly, sensibly an' widout abuse. Lib morally and honestly. Consult your health in your dress an' diet. Avoid Whatever will degrade you morally an' injure you physically, an' de second generasnun from dis will make de laws fur de white man an' run his kentry. De one am deteriorating, de odder am creepin' up. De blm k mail has de bowers in his hand. " tiiveadum Jones moved that the communication of the Hon. bendotl Taylor, of tJnctier. offering to lecture before the c lub on the subject of cholera for the sum of $25 be taken from the table and acted upon. : . " I e clm'r decides de moshun outen order. " replied the .president. "As to de holers, we ail , know what it am. As to wfiatll cure it we mus' deend on de doctahs. As to bow to escape it, let me say to you: Keep clean; let trash alone; keep slops outer your stomachs; slick up yer back yards; use plenty o' lime an' copperas; Weep good hours; depend somewhat on Providence au' a heap on yerselves. " "Kugllah as She la Spoke. - Philadelphia Call. First Lorn loner Aw, 'ow do. Aw, by the way, bajove, "ave ve 'eard h'Atrtiee play in h-English T II I did. Beastly fluke, bajove. ye kuaw; ls-astly. She cawn't jiy h'a bloody word right, bajove, ye Lnaw. Second Londoner Xaw, h'l didn't 'are t h'oppcrtunify to 'ear 'er, ye knaw; bat a' I knew she'd 'ave trouble pronouncing hour language, ye knaw. Hall bloody foreigners ds yo knaw,, ' First Loudoncr-i-Yesv bajove, h'l never card h'any foreigner.' re knaw, as could loaoutice h'Knglish like a h'Englishman, ye knaw. Good Knoaah. Cleveland Herald A rather stout gentleman of Irish extraction was walking slowly through the market oue morning with a basket on his arm. On coming to a stall where a largo :wl was perched on a bar, he stopped and liter inspecting it for a few minutes with i troubled expression on his countenance, lis face lit up, and with a patronizing air lie inquired: "How inuch do ver want fur j- r bi-oad fai-ed goose t " Vith a very mdible grin the proprietor said: "That's jo goose: it's an owl" "Oi don't car iow o dd it is; it's good enough fur ihm "kiardUicrs. " ..A Show of Noee. (Chicago Herald. A most remarkable show was recently Held in Austria.. It was an exhibition of loses. . Eighty persons competed for the .irize offered f pr the most extraordinary lasal protulHiranoeinform. size and csJor. The jury decided that only three out of the wltole could tie admitted as conipetirs for the prize. It was finally aiijudWed to a competitor from Vienna, who is tUtf jroud ami happy possessor of what is Aid x be a gigantic nose . of deep violet blue PI tie at Stall-ease In Amrrlca. The new hanging staircase in the southfast corner pavilion of the Philadelphia -it y hall is said by architects to be ate inest specimen of work of its kind in dmerica. Irs cost, when completed, will je $100,000. Louisville Courier Journal: JefTcusoa. rumbled at government appointments, a ill gotnl citiiious do. In 1T5W he wrote: "The pn-sfilent has appointed Joseph lopkinsou to make a treaty with the Jneida Indians. He is a youth of about J of i'3, ami has no other claims to such in appointment than extreme Toryism and he having made a poor song to the tune of iie President's March. " Boston Transcript: It is said ttat a itraw shows which way the ; wnrl Wotra when evrrjlxiv knows it is the trjx.fj rhich shows wulch way the straw t!cw. Rev. S. R Koasitex:. Voting is the taBf Ha of politii-a. - ' t; rtf'Tas aiSKtlSi . v . IRicanaond State. It is aiid Uiat the cigarette is comparatively new in its popularity, and that prior to IS 78, the ccutennial year, it was very little affected by the American smoker. Since then its consumption has increased wonderfully. In the number of cigarettes "manufactured in the United States was f?,00U,WW an iucrease of SOU percent, over the amount maoufactared

ber tnannf .oiuri voUil 7 .jtf,UM. ". Of this namU r 4a.OOU.0U wert ex.prrt.-l, and the rematader consumed in this country. The revenue derived by the govenunaat from afpie sonrce was fl ,850,000. m ' . m JTtT AWAT, SADNTMa Fly away. Sadness, Come to me (Madness, On Life's bright wing; Why aboold we borrow, " From tknar Sonmr

Augbt or its sting! Low shoula be suuight, , Moonnght and starught, Never a cloud Should darken our sky, Or sadden the eye, Or heart enshroud. Fir away, Sadness, Come to me GladdeRB, Beaming and bright; Flying thy spell o'er me, , . , Above me, before me, Visions of light ENGLAND'S GLOOMY OUTLOOK. What n Seml-Polltlral Jouriallat of India Haa to Kar. Jem Hatton's London Letttr.l A friend of - mine has just returned from India after a semi-poitical and journalistic residence tnere of eighteen months. "With large railway extension," he says, "India could even deliver wheat on the Pacific coast cheaper than America could. Thousands of tons of wheal are destroyed as fuel for want of tha means of transit to the eoa.st. But the weakness of the Gladstone government is freezing np the confidence of capital; the idiotic policy of the Gladstone cab inet in its dealings with Egypt is encour aging all kinds of native political agitation in India; the withdrawal of our troops from positions won by Lord Bcaconsfield in Afghanistan is inciting itn-ssia to rresh aggressive advances m central Asia. Anglo-Indians view all this with a real fear, and they hate the very name or Gladstone. "But is there any ground for believing that the ultimate aim of Russia in her Asian advances is to attack India?" "1 think so; and the Russian pros continually forecasts the conquest of India. English statesmen are blind and deaf in this matter of the Russian advance on India. Sir Henry Norman, as late as 1HM0, in his memorandum against the retention of Candahar, said the probability of our having to struggle for Herat or to defend India from Candahar is so remote that it is hardly worth considering. - To-day Russia is practically master of Herat if she pleases, and she does please" "And what is your verdict on the en tire situation?" "That without a quick return to the imperial policy of the great English chief. Lord Palmerston, England will drift into a war in the east of a magni tude that is awful to contemplate. I say Russia is able to take Herat we have let her march on without even a protest under Gladstone and Skobeleff in 1S82, only two years ago, said: 'A body of European troops established at Herat, and standing with its front on the southeast, would draw upon it the attention of the whole population of In dia.' What then? Meetinir! What next? War within and war without. I don't say we would be beaten, but what a fight it would be? And, England be ing wholly occupied in the east, Prince Bismarck, if he were alive if not some strong German successor would recon struct the map of Europe." A eloomy outlook, overpessimistic let us hope. Nevertheless England is, without doubt, at the present time on the brink of serious possibilities. Xo Be Unamerlean la Intolerable. Boston Glolie. A well-known writer has said that he should send his lxy to the west to bo educated, where life was very lively, very American. it is indeed noticeable that western life is very lively. In fact, the distinguishing feature of western life U its spontaneity. One cannot pick up a western papei without finding an account of some sprightly affair closing in this way: If the villain is caught he will surely be lynched. Another very common thing is the article ending thus: The whole country is aroused, and the murderer can hardly fail to meet the fate of his unfortunate victim. One reads often of the lively little parties of which the finale is: The wretch was hung to a convenient tree and Lis carcass was riddled with bul lets. A feature of this very American west ern life, as one gathers from the enter prising local journals, is the affairs where The citizens brook no opposition, and it is doubtful if the walls of the jail are able to preserve this fiend in human form from a violent death. Yes; the west is the only place for a young man to be educated in. Life is so very lively, so very spontaneous, so very American. Gettlna; Anxieaa. ' Wall Street Xews. An American now traveling in Ger many writes home that some of our nonpaying dividend railroads will have to employ a first -class liar to invent new and satisfactory excuses, or the shares will come back. As one German holder remarked to him: "My frendt, I wait now about five years for some diftidends on my stock. but 1 doan shmell ft cent, fcafery time it vhaa cvolone. grasshoppers, poor grops, or repairs, nnd dot dinideud goes py. If you doan' haf some peesness for your railroads, vhy doan' you go on foot mit ox-teanisf,v A IMettngatahlna; Feature. Pall Mall Gazette. There is one feature which distin guishes the English from the continental character. On the continent medical men and the people generally believe cholera to be contagious and consequently flee from it In England med ical men. whatever their beliet may be. stay with their patients; neither do their friends desert them 1 have no recol lection of any such popular stampede of an entire frightened population at any cholera outbreak . in England as that which has taken place at Toulon, and which is disgraceful. Chicago Current: The inhabitants of large cities are building stone walls from the scrapings of the gutters so long as they go to the polls and simply vote the tickets prepared for them by the knights of the spigot and the denizens of the "doadfalL" The Coii.eymn mmiio: 1 1 aigbest type of piety which can oe found on earth k not unmixed with evil. Edward Egglestor: Persistent peoptt begin their suoCvot wnero others end, in faUnra,

FISHING.

(Ella Wheeler Wticox in New York Sun. Hay be tals4s sun, fitting ta the sun, With a bdbk ana mmoL aa my WMtenedipaMa a (Mean briaa, hia bait will a ; inner xoa okj tue tunas. Tis romaatio yeal but I most confess Tboughta of shady rooms at home somehow seem more inviting. Bat I dare not move. "Quiet, there, my - Iowa, Rays my angler, "for I think a monstrous - . flab is biting." pn, of course, it's bhs atfll how hot it is I And the rock I'm sitting on grows harder every minute, vVhile my fisher waits, trying various baita, but the basket by his side, I see, has nothing in it. it is Jnst tha way to pass a July day Arcadian and sentimental, dreamy, idle, charming. ut bow nerce the sunlight falls, and the way that insect crawls Along my neck and do a my back is really ulfe alarming. 'Any luck f I gently asked of the angler at his task, "There's something pulling at the line," he said: "l"ve almost caught it." But whoa, with a blistered face, our homeward steps retrace. We take the little basket just as empty as we brought it. Said the Xlcket Agent. New York Mail " What time does the 10 o'clock train go? " asked a woman with dozen bundles who hurried into the Grand Central depot this morning. "The 10 o'clock train goes at 9:00. " said the ticket agent with his blandest smile. Depreeaed. Philadelphia CalL The Bay State Casket company, of Boston, haa failed. Medical colleges are becoming so particular about giving out diplomas that the coffin industry is murh depressed. Hope springs eternal in the human breast, but the poor weary sufferer from rheumatism has little to hope for after years of unsuccessful doctoring with inefficient medicines. So thought Mr. Charles F. Moore, of Chicago, 111., who suffered for four years of acute pains that seemed almost beyond human en durance. "I had given np all hopes of being cured, he writes, until 1 tried your remedy called Athlophoros, and the first bottle gave me such relief that I can not express my gratitude to you in words." ' Advlee to Mothers. Are yon disturbed at nightand broken of yonr rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of cutting teeth ? If so, send at once and get a bottle of Mrs. Y inslow s Soothing fcivrup for Chil dren Teething. Its value is incalculable. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately. Depend urxm it. mothers, there is no mistake about it. It cures dysentery and diarrhoea, regulates the stomach and bowels, cures wind colic, softens the gums, reduces inflammation, and gives tone and energy to the whole system. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children's Teething is pleasant to the taste, and is the prescription of one of the oldest and best female nurses and physicians in the United States, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Price 25 cents a bottle. marlOdm.w.swtf Buek tin's Arnieat Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts. bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. it is guaranteed to give perfect satisiac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale bv A. G. Luken An Editor's Tribate. Theron P. Keator. editor Ft. Wayne. Ind, (lazette, writes: "For the past five years I have always used lr. King's New Discovery for coughs of a most severe character, as well as those of a milder type. It never fails to effect a speedy cure. My friends to whom I have recommended it, speak of it in the same high terms.. Having been enred by it of every cough I have had for five years, I consider it the only reliable and sure cure for coughs, colds, etc" Call at A. G. Luken Jk Co.'s drug store, and get a free trial bottle. Large size, one dollar. 2 Every one should tell his neighbor that the best remedy for euring coughs and colds, and the onlv sure cure for consumption, is Dr. Vistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry. It is pleasant to take and very soothing and healing in its effect.. Well Dressed People don't wear dingy or faded things when the 10c. and guaranteed Diamond Dye will make them as good as new. They are perfect. Get at druggists and be economical. Wells, Kichardson & Co., Burlinrton, Vt. Heart Pains. Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings. Dizeiness, Indigestion, Headache, Sleeplessness cured by "Wells' Health Renewer." " 1 Mother! If the little darling is spending such sleepless nights, slowly and pitifully wasting away by the drainage upon its system from the effect of teething, procure a bottle of Dr. Bigrers' Huckleberrv CordiaL the GREAT SOUTHERN7 KEMEDY, and find what other mothers have by its use a complete cure, as it will in all bowel affections in both young and old. For sale by all druggists at 50 cents a bottle. At wholesale and retail by A. G. .Luken, Richmond, lnL 6 brlsra CHyrortao Salvo. The best on earth can truly be said of Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is a sure cure for cuts, braises, scalds, burns, wounds and all other sores. Will positively cure piles, tetter and all skin eruptions. Try this wonderful healer. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Only 25 cents. For sale by John M. Wampler. dw "Boas-fa a Kato." Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Draggists. 1 The man blind for years, who suddenly finds hu sight restored to his eyes, is scarcely happier than he who, deprived of the use of his limbs by disease, gains strength and vigor in joint and muscle. A. B. Davenport, of 367 Fnlton street, Brooklyn. N. Y., suffered from a continuous attack of rheumatism for nearly two years. Athlophoros proved to him a renewer of his youthful activity. To him the great specific tor rheumatism and neuralgia came as a dearly prized blessing.

Infantile Blood Purifiers and Skin Beauti tiers.

A Positive Cure fop Every Form of Skin and Blood Diseases, from Pimples to Scrofula. -ririTMU and Birth Hnroor. Milk Crant J. Seallad Bead, Ecsemaa, sad every form of lfiCltUUt DCilT, nUiiUJt PWiMiUMUB uuuuiciitni DitMMf of the Blood, Skin and Scalp, with loaa of Ban-, from Infancy ao Aga, enred by the Ccmccaa KaaoLVKKT, tha aw blood purifier, internally, and CraccrHA and Ci iictiu Soap, tha h i aim t akin earea. eztarnallT. Absolttei.t ptrf tjn urK, amd max i caan raox th om st or BinTH. OIB LITTLE BOT " Mr. and Ura. Everett Stebbina, Eolohertoirn, Maaa , write : "Oar little boy vu terribly afflicted withBorofala, Salt&heum and Eryalpelaa ever Bines be wsa bora, and nothing we could give him helped him onto we tried Ctmcciu KaxsDiza, which gradually enred him, anal he la now aa nur aa any cnua. WMHS TO A CHARM.' Vt, lay- in a letter dated May 28: "It works to a charm on my baby'a face and head. Cored tne nesa entirety. au nw. uwij 1 1 nu uie faveaofeorea. I have recommended it to several, rw Plant timm ordered it lor fcham " A TERRIBLE CASE. Charles Eayre H inkle. Jersey City Heights, N. J , writes : My son, a lad of twelve years, was completely enred of a terrible case of Ectema by the CrmccaA Remedies. From the top of his bead to the aoiea of his feet waa one mass ofacaba." Every other remedy and physicians had been tried in vain FOR PALE, LASUriH, Emaeiated children, with pimply, sallow skin, the CcncuBA Bkmrdies will prove a perfect klu.t.n aWnilncr tha hlfwwt .nrl L i r, nf in. ben ted imparities and expelling the gfrms of acrofala, rheumatism, ooammpuos aal aevere skin diseaaea. Bold everywhere. Price: Ccnmu, 60 eta.; BISOLVEKT, 11 ; BOAP, 3 CtS. 1'OTTEB UBCO AND (JHKMICAL, UO Boston, MASS. Hand for How to In re Skin Disease?. D A "DT Use Cntlrara Soap, an ezqulsl f l X itelv perfumed Main Hea a li tter, and Toilet, Bath and Nursery Sanative. Time Tried. Time tried and true is Dr. Bigelow's Positive Cure, which combines the rood qualities of all the best cough remedies without the detects ot any ot them, it cures promptly, thoroughly and per manentty, all coughs, colds, croup, whooping cough, influenza, bronchiiis, hoarseness, incipient consumption, and all throat and lung diseases, healing to the lungs; safe and pleasant for children. Price fifty cents and one dollar; trial bottles free, of John M. Wampler 2 To banish contagion from garments and linen, disinfect with Glenn's Sulphur yoan. Pike's Toothache Drops cure in one minute. The nutritive properties of Coldcn's Liouid Beef Tonic sustain the body without solid food. Colden's ; no other. ni,wt "Bnrba-Palba."' Quick, complete cure, all Kidney. Bladder and Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation, Stone, Gravel, Catarrh of the bladder, f 1. Druggists. 1 A lady, who suffered from weakness peculiar to her sex. in writing to a friend, said : "I tried various kidney medicines, but only found myself growing worse. A friend told me to nse Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsanarilla. Its effect on me was soon indicated by a clear and beautiful complexion, & freedom from aches and pains, complete removal ot nervous depression, painless regularity in habits of digestion and otherwise. I can not praise the remedy too highly as a true friend to suttering womanhood ana as a strengthening medicine. Go to A. G. Luken & Co. for Mrs. Freeman's New National Dyes. For brightness and durability of color are nneqnaled. Color trom Z to o pounds JJirections in Jiinglish and uerman. Price 15 cents. For sale, wholesale and retail at A. G. Luken & Co.'s febl3tf Aa Old rteld Weed. The old field mullein has been a seemingly outcast for many years, but now it has suddenly attracted the attention of the medical world, who now recognize it to be the best lung medi cine yet discovered, when made into a tea and combined with sweet gum, presents in Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein a pleasant and effective cure for Croup, Whoopingcough, Colds and Consumption. Sold by all druggists at 25 cents and f 1 a bottle. At wholesale and retail by A. A. Luken, Richmond, Ind. " Roujcn obi Corns. Ask for Wells' "Rough on Corns." 15c Quick complete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts, bunions. 1 Very Remarkable Reewverjr. Mr. Geo. V. Willing, of Manchester, Mieh., writes: "My wife has been almost helpless for five years, so helpless that she could not turn over in bed alone. She used two bottles of Electric Bitters, and is so much improved that she is able now to do her own work." Electric Bitters will do all that is claimed for them. Hundred of testimonials attest their great curative powers. Onlv fifty cents a bottle of A. G. Luken & Co. 2 The Prosrr Wajr To attach a stamp to an envelope is to moisten the envelope and then apply the stamp. Try this. If we all did the proper thing we would use Dr. Jones Red Clover Tonic for dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague and malaria diseases, poor appetite, low spirits, headache, or diseases of the kidneys, stomach and liver. Price 50 cents,of John M. Wampler. 2 The best interests of humanity de pend on the good health of our women folks, and yet those with brightest intellects seem to suffer most with ailment peculiar to female life. It is well to remember that that the whole female system can be built uj? to a proper . state of endurance, pimples, sores, swollen limbs, monthly pains, and other indications of female disease, made to disappear and robust health of mind and body take tne ptaee oi illness and distress, if a timely ne is made of Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. " It restores the blood to perfect health, it strengthens the muscular and nervous system. It gives tone to the digestive and urinary organs. It allays all irritation of the mucous membrane. In a word, it is a perfect female medicine, and aids every function of femal life. No other remdy equals it. Have your druggist get it. Take no substituteHeadachei CostiTeness and Piles are easily and thoroughly cured by a judicious nse of Ayer s Pills.

Adverttoiaaar Oteettall

"It haa become ao common to begin an article, la an elegant. Interesting style. Then ran It law aorne advertasement that we avoid alfsucn, "And aUnplrcaU attention to the merit of Hop BHtera In aa plain, lioaest terms aa possible, , -To Ind nee people "To give thern one trial, which so proves their value that they wlU never nse anything else. "The Rem ed t so favorably noticed in all the papern, Keligiouft and secular, is "Having a large sale, and is supplanting all other medicines. "There is no denying the virtut ol the Hop plant, and the proprietors of Hop Bitten have shown great shrewdness and anility . "In compounding a nredicine vbom virtues are ao palpable to every ones observation." Did She Die? "No! . . "Hhe lingered and stifle red along, pining away all the time for years," "The doctors doing her no good ;" "And at last was cured by thia Hop Biiterg the papers say ao much a boat." "Indeed! Indeed!" "How thankful we should be for that medicine." A Oaata-ltter'a Miser. "Kleven years our daughter soflered on a bed of misery, .... "From a complicatfon of tidnev, liver, rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility, "I'ndei the care of the best physicians, "Who gave her disease various uamvs, 'But no relief, "And now she ts restored to ns in good health by as simple a remedyaa Hop Bitters, that we have shunned for years bf tore uiung it.'" The I'ahksts. Father is ftelting Well. "My daughters Ray : "How much better father is since he used Hop Bitters." . , lie is getting well after hia long suffering lrom a disease declared incurable.' "And we are ao glad that he used your Bitters." A Ladt of CUca, N. . arsone genuine without a bnnch of green Hops on the white label. Shun all the vil, poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hopn" in their name. Wheat Doctors Disagree it will be time enough to doubt the reliability ot Kidney-Wort. Doctors all agree that it a most valuable medicine in all disorders of the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels, and frequently prescribe it. Dr. P. C. Ballou, of Monkton, says: "The past year I have used it more than ever, and with the best results. It is the most successful remedy I have ever used." 8uch a recommendation noL-a for itself. Sold bv all druggists. ee advertisement. Avoid Pills. Being largely eemposed of mar enrv thpv evantnaUv ruin the stomach, bat Al len s Bilious Physic, a vegetable miiture, acts quickly and effectually cares. 25 cents. At all Uruggists 6 A Case Kol BeyoBHl Help. Dr. M H. Hinsdale, Kenawee, III., advises ns of m remarkable cure of Consumption. He says : A neighbor's wife was attacked with violent long disease, and pronounced beyond help from Quick Consumption. As a last resort the family was persuaded to try DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR 1 HE LTJNGS. To the astonishment of all, by tne time she bad need one half dozen bottles she waa about the boose doing her own work. I saw her at her worst, and had no idea she could recover. aaglS-m,wi-xw A FAIR orrEB. The Voltaic Belt Co., of Marshall, Mich , offer to send lr. Dye's Celebrated Voltaic Belt and Rlx-tric Aimliancea on trial for thirty days, to men, Ola ana young, amictea witn nervous ueDiiI txr I, -tut vi f li r v arwi mur nthar diseases. aee advertisement in una paper. i,m,ww a A Card. To all who are suffering from errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss ot manhood, et I will send a recine that will cure von. FREE OF CHARGE. Thisgreat remedy was discovered by a missionary in Nuth America, hend selt-addressed envelope to Rev. Joseph T. In.man, Station D, New York. julyud.tw-m,w,l-tr I THS EESAT BL03S FUEinSH I Liver and Kidney Eemedy, Compounded from the well known I Curatives Hons. Malt. Buchn. lian as, drake. Dandelion, Sarsaparilla, C'asj c&n sarnuia, etc., conjoined witn aa r agreeaoie Aromatic r.lijtir. ( 1TSTY CURE U7SPETSIA & BIISESTIOI, j L;. "P tae Llvpr and Kidaeya, f I REGTJTjA.TE the BOWELS, I fcJThey cure Rheumatism, and all Uri nary trouo!es. i ney mv .orate, nourish, fltrengtben and quiet the Kervous System. As a Tonic they have no Equal. rue none mi Hops ana Malt Bitters. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. Hops and Malt Bitters DETROIT, MICH. rn.wsd.ra T358? FREE! REUABLE SElf -CUBE. aaaaaaaV A favorite pfpswlatlntl of one of fbs most noted and anreeasful specialists in the U. Sa, (nowretlredi tot the cure of A a-waie MtebiHtVt aVset JSiaaaasssT. ITejfcaaeee and Dm, ttenl laplainacaiede velope'res. Druggist can all Address DP WARD A CO., t awkwana. Ma, frUaon.wedaw A HOME DRUGGIST TESTIFIES. Popularity at home is not alwavs the hest test of merit, but we point proudly" to the tart that no other medicine has woo for it-if seen universal approbation in its own city, state, and country, and among all people, as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. The following letter from one of onr bertknown Massachusetts rragg; should be of interest to every suiierer : RHEUMATISM, g Eiirlit vear I had an 'attack of .heaniatim. o se vere thftt I eon?d not move from the ted, or dress, without help. I tried several remedies without much if any relief, oiit.l 1 took AVER'S S vesapaeilla. by the use of two b-ittie of which I wai" completely cured. Have soJ-1 large quantities of ywur Siksa-F-ARIIXA, and it stiii reuni its witd-rl ill popularrtv. The many TK.tbl m it has ttl'-cted in this viciiiity crtmn-e ro taxi it I? tlie best blood raetiicine ever olf ,-red u ihe p14ic. t' F. ii.iKUi." Uiver St., Enckland, Mii., iuy l.i, 1, SALT RHEUM. GroiWiE A"PEL5"S. ovrrseer in the iowcll Carpet tocpf.ratiori. was for over tirer.tv years b-iore ii.a removal to Iwell arEicted with Salt Rheum in ii worst form. Its ulcerations actually rov-rwi more than half the surface of his body ami Unibs. He was entirely cured by Aver' Sarsafabili-a. see ceruacate in Avers Almanac for te3. FBEFABEn BV Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co.,Lowell,Mass. Sold by all PrnggisUi; $1, ;x bottles for $3,

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Hair Vigor restores, with the tflo8 and freshness of youth, faded or gray hair to a natural, rich brum n color, or doep black, as may be desired. By is use liiiht or red hair may be darkened, lb n hair (hk-kei:ed. and baldness oft .a, lUoUih sot alsAys. cured. is rb.cs fining of the ha'r. and stimul.tief . -sk and ?k-k!y growth to vigor. It prevesits and cure jeorf and dandruff, and hv.l urarly ev.-ry diseass peculiar to the scalp. As a I-adies Hlr lresisa:. the Yhsor is nneii'aileI ; it contain neither Oil nor dye, renders the h.ir soft, bUv, and silken in a; r-rnnoe, and imparts a delicate, agreeatile, and lasting perfurue. Ma. C. P. Prichts writes from t'irtfj. O., J'iltr a, 12 : " lJt fall tnv hair eounnetKvl faifiii out, and in a short time 1 tuii nerlv haul. 1 used part of a hotti of Avek's Hus Vigor, which stopped the falling of the hair. And started a new growth. 1 luive now a full head of hair growing; vigor-on-iy, and aai eouTinred thai but for the u.-e of yvMar prpjiratiou 1 shonld have" been entirely Vsld." t. W. Riiwev, proprietor of the Mclrthnr (Okui) r.'7i(rvr. vs : " A VI R' HAIR tioR i a in-lit excellent preparation for the hair. I si-ak of it from my ran esperienee. lis us proiiif'te tne growl h of nir hair, and link.- it l.wv and soft. The Viiwa al a siure cure tor dAndrnif. Not within my knowledge h.t the preparation ever tailed t' jiire entire SHltsfaoliou." Mr. Am.' Firbair", leader of the ce!ebrate.l ' Fairt-airti f amily " of Scottish V.valisfi. write from Hwm. M'isf.. V6. ft, Jvti : K.ver ninoe my hair begnn to give nilverv eTid'ine of the change which fleeting tune procureth, I have ue.i Aviki. IIaik ViiU'K, and no have been able to maintain au Hw';ir:nce of youthfulne a matter of considerable cou.-.qnetice to mitiiaiera, orat rr. acun. and in fact every uao mUo Uva intheeysof tue public." 7t! as. . A. PlM'W-OTT, writing from 18 Kim St.. ir!ttotru, JfiM., J 14. says: To venri Hir alout two-iUiri-' of my hair came otT. It thinned very rapidly, and I was :t.-t growing bald. n using AVER HAIR Vin'it tiie f.illinc gtop(iedl and a new grtiwth commenced, and In about a month my head w:vs completely covered with short hair. .It ha continued to grow, and is now as g "xi a b.-fore it fell. 1 regularly used but one bottle of the Vn.oK, but now use it occasionally as a dreeing." , We have hundred of similar testimonials to the efficacy of Aver's Hair Vigor. It ceetl bnt a trial to convince the most skeptical of its value. rnrpARED bv Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by ail Druggists. nion.wedafri DOES WONDERFUL CURES OF KIDNEY DISEASES (J AND C LIVER COMPLAINTS, o Becaae It arts or the I.IVKK, BOWELS aad KII)EYS at the same tims. Beeanse It oleanses the srsteni of the poisonous humors tnat devlope In Kidney and Urinary XHaeaiea, Billousneas, Jaunduw, Constipation. Piles, or in Rnenmatiam, Neuralirla, Kervous Disorders and all Female Complaanttt. tr SOLID t'HOOr OP THIS. it will bitrjsu CTrajt CONSTIPATION, PILES. and RHEUMATISM, By causing r&EB ACTION of all the organs and functions, thereby CLEANSING the BLOOD roatoung the normal power to throw off diaeaas. , THOUSANDS OF CASES of the worst forms of tneae terrible diseases have been q trickjy relieved, and in a short time PERFECTLY CURIO. PRtl C, SI. l.iai IB OB II KV. MLO KT DR16GISTS. Dry osn be sen by mail. WKLLS, E1CHAHX)60N ft Co., BurUngton, Vt. S Sucl tamp f.ir Diarr Almause tnt 1 monwedfrflaw.t DRUNKENNESS IS A DISEASE, and can be easily cured toy administering: Dr. Haines Golden Specific. It can be Riven im a crop of coffee or tea without the knowledge of the person taking it, and will effect a speedy and permanent cure, whether ihfa patient ts a moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. It has been given tn thousands of cases, and In every instance the happiest results followed. TTie system once Impregnated with the Specific, It becomes an ratter Impossibility for the liquor appetite to exist. Thousands of drunkards have been made temperate men who have tstVen the Golden Specific In their coffee without their knowledge, and to-day believe they quit drinking of their own free will- No harmful effects result from its administration. It purifies fend enriches the blood, allays nervousness, and incites to healthful action all the organs of digestion. mrasn It Tmw Maes SpectBc I Kate Mrert, tTlsctmaatt, .; FOR HALE BY ALT. DRCtKUSTS 'RICHMOND. ' may.tfidm.w.fowtt WeaKNervousnlen V'hsw i)ilsly, KaUitav.i "- to ptrfrHrm !tf, A, y X ftllBa a,. . . Jlti?t?vt hj vi! 'if a trf"- n IKtinar rKtori : ti I tlwaat hali 1 anl t larfn w:iithHMl in TH mAwSTu N BULU5. - 'ier aiurwu ri drajrin'r nor n.i!fnr Th t r- atmeDt of A frv.u I K 1 1 1 1 y and Ihtwl;l Ikrfjy iiarnfrTnlf tew aid direct mrawwl and h"Mit ratrl.ti-i, K iJI inf'irma'ftn and '1 r-a 're. 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TIME TABLE Na 47. at KJioct NwsMtay4'alay 11, 1SS4. INDIAN APOLJ8 D VISION. Trains leave, coins West. Colnaibaa A Indianapolis Ao AomouijoaauonWestern Express Trains arrive from the West. Faat Idne ,. , dst y.nynm 137 Limited K"tp. :i Anmtm-t,rn , S ' - COLTJMBOS WVISIOS. Trains leave, going East. pta pm lu Fast Line. 7:11am 1 rM ua Kxpress fast tLxprsssim paa Trains arrive from the Eaatrolnmbvis A Indianapolia Aceom 1 23 pm Fast Line . am W'eaternHxpreiia 1 arl put DATTOS A XKJOA DIVISION. Trains eavs. fodng East. Trwlianamiis Kxnreaa . . .- As BUI otimibna Aooomrncdatiin , . S paa Indianapolis Aoco juiaaation. Taspm Trai tarriv trom the East. InJianapoks Aceomruo atiotL. 9 10 am .. :U pul T pua Indianapolis Accotuliioa tion ...... Kxpress ...I. .. CHICAGO kIYISICK. Trains leave going West. Chicago Fast Hail and Express ,. 10 OS am Anderson Accommodation , , - S put Cmoiunati press poi I meal ........ aui avaina arrivs trom tile West. Cincinnati Kxpress.. 4:60 am Anderson Accommodation 8 M am Cincinnati Fast Mail aad Kxpresa a-attpni CXN6INMATX, HAMILTON A DATTONB. B. Traica leave, going Booth. Exvress. ' (Seam lSn)asa -J pua Aesommodation Kxpress - Trains arrivs from the South. F.xpreas.. 10:10 am . 7 pul tiipul Aooouiuiodatiou , Kxpresa GRAND RAF IDS A INDIANA B. R. Trains leave, going North. Eipresa Aooommodation 10tanl i lD6 pul e MJ an. Mixed Local Kxpress, daily except Saturday .... 9.S5 pul Trains arrive from the North. Aconmmodation , Kxpress lllsm arnspin Mixed Local:su pm Kxpress, daily except Monday. .:0fani Daily. All trains, unless otherwise indicated, depart and arrive daily, toept Sunday. Trains Nos 7 and 10, Chicago Division, hauls through sleeping oars from Chicago to Cincinnati. Trains No, 7 and No. 10, Cincinnati Una, run daily lietween Cincinnati and Chioago, via Anderson, Kokotno and Ixigansport. Nos. 1 and t through oil air car between Cin einnati and Chioago. e The flRures printed on this Time Tabla are Standard Time, baaed on the nineteenth meridian, and will bs generally known aa Central Time. O. R. A L Nos. 5 and 8 have sleeping can between Cincinnati and Petoakey. J. U. FORD, Station Master. K. W. MoGUIKK, Ticket Ag't C, K. A C H. R. E. W. CARTWRIGHT. lioket Ag't 1. C. A Ht. L. R. W. A O. R. L (.RaMi KAI'IDS AM) INDIANA K. K IN EFFECX DECEMBER 17. 1H8S. ClOIKsTMORTsf.

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Colnmbus time. STATIONS. No. 1. No. I. No. 6. Cincinnati, Leave 8,Uam T,4Spm Richmond. " S.tfipm 11,10 " 10.2U - Winchester 4,19 " 13,14pm llH " Ridfjeville " 4,S9 " 12.38 " 11,4a "orUand " 5,J8 1.0S " ia,lSam Decntur " 6,13 " 240 " 1.S6 Fort vVvne, Arrive 7.10 S.H 2,att " UOIHG NOI'TH. STATIOWM. No. 8 I No. 4. Ma Fort Wayne, Leave.-. 1,20 pm d.lfiam lSOata Daoatnr, " 2,10 - 7,04 1,85 Portland, " 3,10 " 8.UH tM " Rldeville, ' 3.37 " 8J4 W ' Wiichest r, " .. 3.V! ' o,i4 - D.S Richmond Arrive.. 6.00 " B.5S " 4,H5 . Cincinnati " - 7.40 " 1.10pm 4JM

No. 5 leaves Cincinnati and No. S leaves Mackinaw City daily except Saturday. All other daily except Sunday. Woodruff sleeping ear on Noa. 8 and 6 between Cincinnati and Orand Rnpids, and sleeping and chair cars on same trains between Grand Rapids and Petoakey ; also, Wowlrnfl Bleeping cars on Noa. 7 and 8 between (Irand Rapids and Mackinaw City. A. B. LBT, General Passenger Agent. (WI Sleep? Your paiiis, your pervoua aches, tout rhetiiuatio milieringa, your wretched days, your sleepless nights! nlf Nenralsria and P.hpumatism hare atnicted yoti or yonr tnttmate friends, you have a personal interest In knowing what has cured oUu rs and will cure you. Whether your Rheumatism T TiTT aad Neuralgia are of recent dat VV III foftonffstAndlng,Arauraooa AAA wlu p0 through them. Perhaps you may doubt this, beeanse you hare tried a great many other things which have failed. AtotjOPHOros enred the Rer. Dr. Dennen,of New Haven, Conn. ITTO wIk) hail bwn wall a martyr to (-LAV. KheiuuaUaia that he could not preach. ATHixPH0Koe cured tha "T 1 Rev. W. P. corbtt, of New Villi (igji Haven, who had suffered g w with KbfmmatlMm so that he had loot BS pouBda, ATHLoranROf; cured old Mr. Lyman, of wmiHton, Vermont. He Is 7 years of age; had suffered for years with Rheumatism, and was relieved In S4 hours. ATBTLopnoiioe lias rured hundreds of othors who had tiopn similarly afflicted. The matter of pernrtnal arid particular Importance to you la, that It a 1U cure YOU. If you cannot at ATHboraosoaof ynrardrmwist, we will send it express TSid. on receipt of rarular price one dollar per bottle. We prefer matron boy it from yonr dronr!. bnt if be basnt ft. do not ba icrsuaded to try wnethiiiir eiae, but order at ones from as as directed. THL0PH0R0S CO., 112 WALL ST.. IEW TOM. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiininrHt TTOl. Cennan Asthma Core Sever tails to ln.tae.tly relieve the tooet vtelsnt attack, and inre comfortables lass. Cad ay inhalation, thoa rackiicg the diaaaaw direct, rs. taxes the spacm, facilitate, frte expectoration, tail aihcti nTTnTtQ vt" ail ether rerui OU XVIZtM A tn will coBviao. tbeamt.kepticaiet' its iarmediase, direct ase senr (aiHaa; effect, Pries, SOe. sa4 ttjm. Trial pack are frcm. li-irjrf it try mail, fur stamp. Cut this net. Dm. K. SC Hli FMAXX, 8L Prod, JHsra. aagUkiwU r5ettit' American CCUGHCUnC. Ear" Pivrwr Cevxs Craa Coawriiaa. Euai in aterH to -PETTirj-ETE-ULII.-wm SAL rrv all OstALBy s. A PRIZE. Bead six eents to imu and reeetve free a costly box of goooa, wmeh will help all. of nm sex. ao turns moavf riht away, than anything arias in ams world I oneeaddreas Tsca A Co, Augusta, taaloa. toatiCdAwtt

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