Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 9, 19 August 1884 — Page 3

WITIIOUT PENSIONS.

A Couple of Stories Brought Out by , ' ( a Orand Amjr Reunion. Losing an Arm In a Pawpaw Thicket Climbing a Dooryard Fence for BlagBOlla Flown The Resale Inter Ocean "Curlistone Crayons." Just then there passed in a group of rt turnips Grand Army enthusiast a - smiling, hilarious blonde with an empty sleeve. "He'll never get a pension, " said my Missouri friend. J "lie lost that arm in a pawmw thicket, to wmcn be hal gone from the picket line against orders. He swore tie would have some of the pawpaws if he had to bring on a general tugatfetnent, ana sneaking into the Uucket was hot by the rebel sharp-shooters. Me fell on the outskirts, but waved his cap to show us be was alive The reserve charged down on the thicket to rescue him, and the rebels charged down on them, and the ' racket hruiiKht re-inforceinente from both sides, and there was right then and there out of the hottest little fights of the war. We got Sandy out but it was a tough pull, and the captain, ami the colonel and the general were all swearing mad over the way the engage ment was brought on. bandy nasn t a pension lcc:uise be couldn't say he was wounded i.i the line of duty." "Tuere i a queerer case than that right liu h as a Sherman bummer. "I was out with Corporal K. one day on a little scout, and we were a couple of hundred yards or so in advance of the company when we spied some lovely magnolias. They were near an ornamental fence built around a rather pretentious place, and Jack, Happy .lack we called him, said he must have a flower. "He climbed first to the fence, then Into a cluster of trees, and was reaching for a magnolia blossom when pop went a re volver or rifle, and Jack's arm dropped. He made no remark, but swinging himself down by his left hand said: 'home sneak ol a jruard over rebel property snot sc Let's go for him.' We went toward the house rupiilly but quietly, and found no gunrtlH were on duty. We were further assured that there were no men about the bouse, and that as there was no one there w ho could handle a rifle or pistol the shot could not have come from there. "But Jack assured me that he saw the curl of smoke very close to a certain window, and when the company came up we searched the bouse. We found no sigss ot men or arms, and a rather defiant young l.nly was so horror-stricken over ttr event that we could no more accuse her than the serene old lady in the parlor or the com fortable-looking colored woman in the i a . .t t v. ,. i i t ; .. v i i u. .j. , o i i , u j v uuuic, auu x was ui structcd to take Jack to camp. We had proceeded quietly for half a mile when Jack, who bad In-en in a brown study, burst out with 'I wonder why that girl shot mef " ' W hat makes you think she shot your" I asked. For answer he drew out of his haversack a revolver, with one chamber empty. 'I took that from a harmlesslooking foot-rest in her room. Hue will discover in due time that somebody took tue pistol, and 1 am curious to know what she will do about H.' ' Why didn't you expose her?' He made no reply, but before wt reached camp he made me promise to keep bis secret. And I did. " "But why did she shoot him?" asked the Alissourian. "I don't know. She don't know. She hat toldf Jack so probably a thousand times. Hut I do know that he can not get a pension on the empty sleeve that came as a restalt of the shot because- he won't swear to the facts. " . , A Crank's Contrivance. Inter Ocean "Lounger." Speaking of queer speculations, the ease with which they are sometimes furthered is remarkable. I recall one by having seen the author bustling about the other day, no doubt building up some new scheme. He a year or two ago approached several capitalists who are fond of taking ventures, with a glib description of the wonderful new motive power he bud discovered. It was bound to revolut ionize thins. and all that. Two or three of them visited bis room, saw the strangely constructed machine work, examined it, inn! came away so well satisfied that the inventor's instant request for funds was gratified. I'.ut his machine wasn't quite ready, a srecw or something remained to be completed. It was, in short, the story familiar to the stockholders in Kee ley's motor and to the public. One day two- skeptics constituted themselves a select committee, visited this Chicago crank's room, tore hit machine to pieces, and found, as they exected, that they had been swindled. Au ingeniously arranged system of pipes, a hidden reservoir of compressed air explained the wondrous new force. For the several thousands of their money acquired by the eloquent crank those "shrewd conservative, long-headed business men' didn't take the trouble to look, for the gambling table had absorbed it alL Plantation Philosophy. (Arkansaw Traveler. Doan think dat bercase er 'oman likes gay colors she's weak. Natur' puts de brightest tech on de fines' flowers. r new idee is ez likely tr bediskirered by er fool ez er wise mau. but de wise man knows how ter use it an de fool doan. Truth twisted outen shape is wus den ei direek lie. I)e thief wid er hones' lookin' lace is wus den de thief dat looks like si v-ill'n. id too full er stomuck de nigger aint er good hau' in de harvea' fid'. De cat rial's goi ernutf tor eat doan' kere much erbout ; ketchin' de mouse. ; Sometimes er great show o' , kin'nesa is merely fur de 'vautage o de pusson what it comes frunv. ' De chile wbut hoi's up et apple fur a pusson ter bite doan do it so much because be wants de pusson ter hat) some o" it. but Vase when it's bit he ket git er better holt hisse'f . Refreshing People. (Arthur's Siatfaxine.) . , That there are such people every on who is easily acted upon by the sphere of others knows full well. Persons .who affect you like a cool, refreshing breeze or draught of witter when tired or thirsty. One may never get very near to such a person; no sympathy or evidence of deep feelina: fa called out, perhaps, in the contact of every-day intercourse just as neighbors they are 'simply the most delightful companions in the world for a dull day or an hours entertainment. - A restaurant at Coney Island has a large placard on its piazza announcing-: 'Sighted n carrot vegetable soup." . Boston Transcript: You shoaM M famt to remember some things and nmailiiir to forget a great many more. . -, Htur AriU Umm ItslMHi John Swint.a's Paper. . If joa enter an ..r- .can bouse in th northwest, you oft -lad it fairly furnished; perhaps indee . -vith a piano (out ol tune). The NorwegisrVs house near by often looks like a ho vel on the inside, but outside the door you t . sowing and reap ing machines, and -Terhaps the farmer ' wife has a stocking f of dollars. "" Th American's home is art to be mortgaged, the foreigner's not, " . twvsr, " said a largs

real estate aeatar, "sold a farm to a Y an n

on a raortpage. without foreclosim? tu mortgage and nstltag tank. , the farm. never son a larm to a Scandinavian i German on a mortgage without bis smyi, off the incumbrance ta l -few years. " Mahlsi ast ! KncMah Habit Bt Jamas' Oasette. As a matter of fact, there Is nothing easier than to Drove that hard drinking ha been an . essentially . English habit sinee the dawn of our history... fchakoppeare, who left off writing 27 years ago, paints a whole gallery Of tjwea! drunkards, and. by the month of laaro. claims the Englishman as far and away tne most consummate toper in .Europe. In 1500 it is on record that Joice Rowe. abbess of Rumsey, one erf the wealthiest convents in the kingdom, and tenanted mostly by noble dames, was accused before Bishop Fog of carousing habitually far on into the night with her nans a pretty strong proof that hard artnkrng was men a national vise., j. , i t Toward the end of the fourteenth century Chaucer represents all his low-class characters aa jolly topers. The miller can hardly sit his horse, and the cook tumbles off into the mire, In consequence of their potations. The wife of the mil ler of Benay does not go to bod without "her joly whistle wel ywet." In 1315 the noble dame Clementina Guildford, abbess of Rumsey, and the worthy predecessor of Joice Rowe, drinks herself to death. Some generations earlier the author of . , r - . . . 1 iuo i ouiauue oi jienin aescrioes ine mother of his hero a highly respectable young woman as accompanying her neighbors to the ale-house, swilling ther tui long past midnight, taking a lusty share in a brawl, and then falling liter ally as well aa figuratively into the claw or the demon, the whole thing taking piace as quite a matter ot course. In the reign of Stephen cornea Walter Map, the jovial archdeacon of Oxfoid, with his widely popular drinking songs. A century earlier the whole Saxon army spent the night before the battle of Hastings m pushing about the bowl. And so we go back century by century; poets, annalists, statutes, and the canons of provincial councils all telling us that deep drinking was the rule all over Great Britain, up to the time when our ancestors could form no other ideas of Heaven than as a place where tierce Units of fighting and bouts as fierce of drinking were the only occupations and enjoyments. Pirn. Sw Isabel ill's Black Knight. tt'hicago,Times.J r f Mrs. Swisshelm's account of her first meeting with her husband, at a country frolic, was as follows: "The host came and asked permission to introduce a gentleman, saying 'if you do not treat him well, I will never forgive you.' There was no need of this caution,1 for she presented a man : .who a presence made me foel that I was a very little girl and should have been at home. He was over six feet tall, well-formed and strongly built, with black hair and eyes, a long face, and heavy whiskers. He was handsomely dressed and bis manner was that of a grave and reverend seignor. A Russian count in a New York dining-room then, when counts were few, oould not have seemed more foreign than this man in that village parlor, less than two miles from the place of his birth. I next saw him on horseback, and this man of giant strength, in full suit of black, riding a large, spirited black horse, by, came my black knight." On Nov. 13, 183b, they were married. He and his family were Methodists, she was a Covenanter. They lived at his mother's. Their married life was not happy, although in her account of this leriod she speak of the intense love she bore the man whom she married. In 1837 a traveling artist stopped in Wilkinsburg and painted some portraits with crude materials gathered from a wagon shop. Mrs. Swisshelm took up the art. She met with some success and felt that she had found her vocation. , But sho unconsciously neglected her household duties, and her conscience began to trouble her. She felt that housekeeping was woman's sphere, and aftor a hard struggle put away her brushes, crucified her divine gift, and "spent my best years and powers cooking cabbage." Kn stall a, Prance and America. Eli Perkiue' London Letter.) , The picture of the farms was always the same from Calais to Paris. Unlike England, the land in France is all cultivated. In England three-fourths ol the knd is in grass. The English do not raise one-half as much as they consume. With land worth 300 an acre, they can buy food cheaper , than they can raise it. Iu France, three-fourths of the soil is in grain or vegetables. Trade channels are not fully opened between France and America, so France buys little American grain, and is selfsustaining. She imports little food. England imports nearly all her food. France is prosperous. She pays off her debt quickly. England is not prosperous. No one can afford to pay the big rents, and many fields are untilled. : Her big debt weighs her to the ground. ' . France could live if all the rest of the world should be blotted out. England would go to destruction in two years if left to ' herself. To me the future of France looks bright, but the future of England looks . dismal enough., As America grows older she will have more manufactures. When our country becomes perfectly civilized she will not sell a bale of cotton or fifty bushels of wheat and buy with the proceeds a brass clock from . England or a Limoges vase from France. When we make our own brass and china ornaments in America England will be badly off. When her manufactures fail her she will be a beggar among nations. But even with no exportation of "wine, or china, or brass. France nld live within herself, for t hree-foiirths of her soil is devoted to cereals. : - - The Porec of Habit. , IKxchange. Th force of habit is well illustrated in Morgan, the celebrated calculator of lives. ,i A gentleman speaking of having lost so many friends mentioning the number) in a certain space of time, Morgan ooally took down a book from his shelf and, running his finger 4owr. onq of the columns of figures, said. "Soyou ought, sir, and three more." , Ft in zing- Cholera errm. r It is said that good illuminating gas can be manufactured from city garbage collections. In an experiment made in New York seventeen ounces of garbage yielded rwetty-two cubic fteet of g.is ot fair rjoaltty. ' ! : The dwellings and farms of widow minors and spinsters are exempted from t taxation tat several states of the Mexican f

RROAIXKDt H. W. Holtoy in Tfcs Currant) I sit and huia the flaxen tress. , 1 1 coil it nont my anger-, Tbeecxtacy at happiness j ( ..AJout. il assess h linger; Foreshortened ars the weary muss For me the bsnrt-skk rover; This precious task old Tims heguilss, And bridges distance overt ' ' A I would do, were she but here, With all her wealth of trasses; So, with both heart and hand sincere i 1 give this lock caresses! f . e Among the sweets that fancy sips How near to nectar, this u; To cover with my eager bps ' . This golden lock with kisses! Ah. sneer not at my loving seal, " i Age doth net love disable; When golden locks like these reveal ; The bsad of baby Mabel! . r . . ... . n. Banks as Sneaker. 1?- ' IBea: Ferlev Poore.1

When it was announced that Mr. Banka was elected speaker of the house of representatives the enthusiasm on the Dart of the supporters of that gentleman knew no iMmntis, ana wua nuzzaa went up, and ouier extravagant manuastauons of joy prevailed. Ladies in the galleries waved their handkerchiefs, whilst a few of the "sovereigns, " who had been lookine on anxiously, applauded, in view that the Jong ami disgraceful contest was now ended. During the procsedines the ex citement was, if possible, increased by the startling cry tnai a boy was being crushed to death in the galleries. Members, look ing to the gallery, loudly cried: "Let the crowd fall back!" "Uont kill him! "Hand him over the rail!" etc. The masses waved too and fro. everyone im patiendy desiring to learn, by ocular demonstration, the true condition of the lad. However, this part of the play was soon over, and the victim of the crowd relieved from his danger. Mr. Banks delivered a brief but neat speech, and, of course, was noisly greeted by his friends. He performed his duties like one long accustomed to the chair, calm, self-possessed and ready lor Dusmesa. his bearing upon the occa sion was the theme of admiration. He leased one of the houses known as the chain of buildings, because of the chains around a small inclosure in front, and gav dancing receptions, which were attended by members of all political parties. City Children at Play. New York Sun. Down in Morris street, near the junction of the two elevated roads, a small boy sauntered along with his bands in hi; pockets. A second small boy, wearing a belt and twirling a club, was moving with leisurely tread along the opposite sidewalk. A third: small boy, with his coat turned inside out and the visor of his cap pulled down over his eyes, rushed out of a hatchway, clutched the trst small boy by the throat, downed him, and proceeded to ride his pockets. "Ferlice! perlice!" croaked the under bov, hoarsely. The second small boy picked his way slowly across the muddy street, bent over the first and third small boys, saw th third take the last thing from the pockett of the first, sad said to him, "Gow an, now I " and fell to clubbing the first small boy. Then he hurled film to his feet, sent him sinning down the sidewalk, with a poke of his dub, and said: "If 1 catch yez interfaring wid gentlemen agin 111 take yez in. " "What's going on?" asked a man whose attention had been attracted. f We're playin' perlice, " piped the three small boys in concert. A Yankee In Italy. Iceland's Letter in Chicago Tribune. There is another type of American who is by no means very uncommon. It is the man ignorant ot everytnmg foreien, who achieves wonders by a faculty peculiar to the l an kee. One ot these who knew not a word or Italian went to Home. He wished to find Gigi's famous caravansary, which is tenanted by Americans. So he sat on his trunk in the Corso, and cried aloud, " Jiggers! " to every one . who came by. And at last, indeed, there passed an Italian who conjectured what was wanted, and guided him to the place desired. Then he cried agftin. "Americans," and lot the Americans arose and came forth and solaced him. '- He was an artist, and, hearing that there was not a studio to let in all Home for money,- went forth and in a few hours secured the best studio in town for half price..! How, he did it nobody knew. He remained for years in Italy. He never learned a word of "the language." but he always managed somehow to get on. . Az Zubaidi : . A rich dress is not worth a straw to one who has a poor mind. , XiKht Sweats. Headache, fever, chills, malaria, dys pepsia, cured by "Wells Health Re-newer."-1. 4 Every one should tell his neighbor that the best remedy for enring coughs and colds, and the only sure cure for consumption, is Dr. Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry. It is pleasant to take and very soothing and healing in its enect. Well Dressed People don't wear dingy or faded things when the 10c. and guaranteed Diamond Dye will make them as good as new. They are perfect, tret at druggists and be economical. wens, tucnarason & Co., Burlington, Vt, . ther! If the little darlinsr is snendinir snrdi sleepless nights, slowly and pitifully wasting away by the drainage upon its system from the effect of teething, procure a bottle of Dr. Biggers' Huckleberry Cordial, the GREAT SOUTHERN REMEDY, and find what other mothers have by its use a complete cure, as it will in all bowel affections in both young and old. For sale by all druggists at 50 cents a bottle. At wholesale and retail by AG. Luken, Rich mond, ind. 6 erlccV Olyeertne Salve. The best on earth can truly be said of Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is a sure cure for cuts, bruises, scalds, burns, wounds and all other sores. Will positively cure piles, tetter and all skin eruptions. Try this wonderful healer. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Only 25 cents. For sale by John M. Wampler. daw Tke Bese eflhe sties. Children, slow in development, puny, scrawny and ; delicate, use Wells' Health K newer." 4 The man blind for years, who suddenly finds his sight restored to his eyes, is scarcely happier than he who, deprived of the use of his limbs by disease, gains strength and vigor in joint and muscle, A. B. Davenport, of 367 Fulton street, Brooklyn, N. suffered from a continuous attack of rheumatism for nearly two years. Athlophoros proved to him a renewer of his youthful activity, : To him the great specific for rheumatism and neuralgia came aa a dearly prized blessing.

s AslTfe chars. Are you disturbed t night and broken of your rest by a sick child suffering and

crying with pain i cutting teeui i u so, send mt once and get a bottle of Mrs. dren Teething. Its value is inealeula ble. It will relieve the poor little snf ferer immediately. Depend upon it s,lai tVoro in rtn tniatiV abotn it I " " - cures dysentery and diarrhoea, regulates the stomach and bowels, cures wind colic, softens the gums, reduces mnam mation, and gives tone and energy to th whole system. , Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup for Children's Teething i ntMn r. 1ia tstA and iarlid rtrefirrrir tion of one of the oldest and best female nurses and physicians m the united States, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Priee 25 cents albottle. marlOdm.w.sAwtf Backlla's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever norea. tetter, chapped hands, chilblains corns and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion. or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale bv A. G. Luken Time Tried. Time tried and true is Dr. Bigelow's Positive Cure, which combines the good qualities of all the best cough remedies without the defects of any of thera. It ntivaa nrnmnllv thoroilffhlv and OCT 'Y" , (. ' manentty, all coughs, colds, croup, whoonmg cough, mnuenza, Dron ehiiis, hoarseness, incipient consumption, and all throat and lung diseases, healing to the lungs; safe and pleasant lor cnilaren. .rnce miy cents suu uue dollar; trial bottles free, of John M Wampler - 2 - "BeDCk OB Pain. Cures colic, cramps, diarrhoea: externally for aches, pains, sprains, headache, neuralgia, rheumatism. For man or beast. A) and ouc. 4 An Editor's Trlhnte. Theron P. Keator, editor Ft. Wayne, ...... . T l,Aaalirtra llOAl Tiff Tv i n flr'tt XT,!! Hseovery for coughs of a most severe character, as well as tnose ot a milder type. It never Tans to enect a speedy r.VnmanO( i f CVWialr stf it. ill tllA it Til A viuuivuuvw a jjjv.i. v - -- - . ... high terms. Having been cured by it of every cough I have had for five years, I consider it the only reliable and sure cure for coughs, colds, etc. Call at A I - l.,,l-on )L- fin's dmc srnre- and get a free trial bottle. Large size, one dollar. - To banish contagion from garments and linen, disinfect with Ulenn s &ulDhur Soan. ; fike s Toothache irops cure in one minute. The nutritive properties of Lolden s Liouid Beef ionic sustain the body without solid food. Colden s; no other. " m,wf A lady, who suffered from weakness peculiar to her sex. in writinsr to a friend, said : "I tried various kidney medicines, but only found myself growing worse. A friend told me to use Dr. Guysott's IMlow Dock and Sarsaparilla. Its effect on me was soon indicated by a clear and . beautiful , com plexion, a freedom from aches j and pains, complete removal of nervous depression, painless regularity in habits of digestion and otherwise. I can not praise the remedy too highly as a true friend to suffering womanhood and as a strengthening medicine. ; Go to A. G. Luken & Co. for Mrs. Freeman's New National Dyes. iFor brightness and durability of color are unequaled. Color from 2 to 5 pounds Directions in English and German. Price 15 ; cents. For sale, wholesale and retail at A. G. Luken & Co.'s : febl3tf An Old Field Weed. The old field mullein has been a seemingly outcast for many years, but now it has suddenly attracted the attention of the medical world, who now recognize it to be the best lung medi cine yet discovered, when made into a tea and combined with sweet gum, pre sents in Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum ai Mullein a pleasant and effective cure for Croup, Whoopirgcough, Colds and Consumption. Sold by all druggists at 25 cents and 11 a bottle. At wholesale and retail by A. A. Luken, Richmond, Ind. G "Kents an raln" Plaster; Porous and strengthening, improved. the best for backache, pains in chest or side, rheumatism, Neuralgia. 25c. Druggists or mail. 4 Very Remarkable Recovery. Mr. Geo. V.- Willinc of Manchester. Mich., writes : "31 y wife has been al most helpless for five years, so helpless that she could not turn over in bed alone. She used two bottles of Electric Bitters, and is so much improved that she is able now to do her own work." Electric Bitters will do all that is claimed for them. Hundred of testimonials attest their great curative powers. Only fifty cents a bottle of A. G. 1 Luken & Co. Z The Proper War To attach a stamp to an envelope is to moisten the envelope and then apply the stamp. Try this. If we all did the proper thing we would use Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic for dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague and malaria diseases, poor appetite, low spirits, headache, or diseases of the kidneys, stomach and liver. Price 50 cents, of John M. Wampler. 2 The best interests of humanity de pend on the good health of our women folks, and yet those with brightest intellects seem to suffer most with ailments peculiar to female life. ' It is well to remember that that the whole female system can be built up to a proper state of endurance, 'pimples, sores, swollen limbs, monthly pains, and other indications of female disease, made to disappear and robust health of mind and body take the place of Alness and distress, if a timely use ; is made of Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It restores the blood to perfect health, it strengthens the muscular and nervous system. It gives tone to the digestive and urinary organs. It allays all irritation of the mucous membrane. In a word, it is a perfect female medicine, and aids every function of femal life. No other remdy equals it. Have your druggist get it. Take no substitute. Headache. Costivenese and Piles are easily and thoroughly cured by a judicious use of Ayer's Pills.

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-it has become so common to begin an article, la aa elegant. Interesting style. "Then run it la to some advertisement that we avoid alTsnch. "And simply call attention to the merits of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest terms sa pos sible, "To induce people -"To give them one tjuau, which so proves tneir value that they will never use anything else." "Thk RutDT so favorably noticed in all the papers. Religious and secular, is "Having a large sale, and is supplanting all other medicines. "There is no denying the virtues ot the Hop plant, sad the proprietors of Hop Bitters have shown great shrewdness and ability "In compounding a nredicine whose virtues are so palpable to every one observation." Did th Die? "No! "She lingered and suffered along, ptmng away all the time for years," "The doctors doing her no good ;" "And at last was cared by this Hop Biiters the papers say so moeb about." "Indeed! Indeed!" "How thankful weshould be for that medicine." A Dsn liter's Misery. "Eleven rars our daughter suffered on a bed of misery, . . "From a oomplicatfon of kidnev, liver, rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility, "Under the care of the best physicians, "Who gave her disease various names, Bnt no relief, "And now she is restored to os in good health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bitters, that we have shuuned for years before using it." The VABJurrs. Father is Oettins Well. "My daughters say t "Hiw much better father is since he used Hop Bitters." - , . "He is getting well after his Ions suffering from a disease declared Incurable." "And we are ao glad that he osed your Bitters." A Laui of Utica, SL Y. 4-None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, DoLsonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" in their name. When Doctors Diaatrree it will be time enough to doubt the reliability ot Kidnev-Wort. Doctors all agree that it a most valuable medicine in all disorders or tne JLaver. rvianeys and Bowels, and frequently prescribe it. Dr. P. C. Ballou, ot Monkton, says: The cast vear I have used it more than ever, and with the best results. It is the most successful remedy I have ever used." Such a recommendation speaks for itself. Sold by all druggists. See advertisement. - Avoid PUle. Beirut lareelv eemnosed of mer eury they eventually ruin the stomach, bnt Alquickly and effectually cares. 06 cents. At&Il Druggists. A Case Mot Beyond Help, Dr. H H. Hinsdale. Eenawes, m., advfa of a remarkable core of consumption 'A neighbors wife was attacked lung disease, ana pronounced tm yuicK ixtnsampiion. as s lamujr was persueaoa to try BALSAM UK IH ment of all, by tne dozen Dottles sn her own work. no ides AyiEi smT suiiD nisims Liver and Kidney Eemedy, Cora pounded from the well known Curatives Hods. Malt. Buohn. Man. sw arasre, vanaenon, earsapanila, CasBS vw iwi nui nv., nnilutuw W1U SB 1 agreeable Aromatic Elixir. JTHEY CURE DTSTEPSIi & IMGESTIOI, I . I Act apsa the Liver sad Kidnere, I KEOTJT-TE the bowels, lJ They cure Rheumatism, and all Criuary i.rouoies. iney lnv' jorate, nourish, strenrthen and quiet the Nervous System. . As a Tonio the have no Enual. l-ure none Din tiopa ana Salt Bitters. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS.Hops and Matt Bitters Co DETROIT, MICH. wo.wsd, rs T FREE! XRrUABLESELf-CURE fiasa A favorite ptesotpdon ef ens of ttsf l nnMl and ameatfut ta the V. S. f oow reurea sar uiecare ASsSMCB)k san. Sens tMfSTl la plain sealed velop m a. Umggsns'SB atli Address OF WARD A CO. trLmon,wedw FROM THE PRESIDENT OF BATL0R OITTEBSrrT. Independence, Texas, Sept. 26, 1(382. Ayer'sHair Vigor Has bees used in my booaehoM torn three 1st. To prevent falling out of the hair. . 3d. To prevent too rapid change ot color. 3d. As a dressing It has given entire satisfaction In every Instance. Tours respectfully, Wat. CABXT CsAXX. ATMM'S HAIK TIOOB to entirely free from uncleanly, dangerous, or injurious sub. stances. It prevents the hair from turning gray, issiorea gray hair to its origmsl color, prevents baldness, preserves the hair and promote its growth, cures dandruff sod all fliisaiM of the hair and teals, and is, st the sams time, very superior and desirable dretaisg Dr.J.C.AyrkCo.,Uwell,Mt. Bold by an Druggiata.

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INDIANAPOLIS D VISION. Trains leave, going West Columbus A Indianapolis a .. J -M pm Aceonsmouatu Limited LiasSttssm 93Mnl Western Express7 :47 pot Trains arrive from the West, Fast Line... 6 2 am Express.... , 137 pm ,T M pm , 6 M ya; Limited Express. AeeomnxidatioiL colcmbus prvrsioN. Trains lesve, going East. Fast Line. ......7 Jt am Expresi 1 r57 pm Fast Express-.... 7 tit pm . . Trains arrive from the East. Columbus & Indianapolis A' 22 pm rast Line. Western.Kxpress . Van pm DAYTON ft XENIA DIVISION. Trains esve, going East, Indianapolis Express 6 5 am Coluiiibas Aeoommcrtstion . 3 pm Indianapolis Aoco tut dtttion. IUS pm Trai ., arriv from the East. Indianspohd Aooommc a tion 9 10 am Indianapolis Acoouuno t tion 9:2pu Express , 7 Sepia CHICAGO ajXVISICN. Trains leave going Wast. Chicago East Mail and Express . 10 M am Anderson Aocooioiodation S :5 pm Cincinnati Express ......-.... 9 -M pm Local 5 0 aui trains arrive from the West. Cincinnati Express :M am Anderson Acootnmodatlon 8 0 am Cincinnati l ast si ail sad Express ai5 pm CINCINNATI, HAMILTON DATTON K. R. Trains leave, going South. Express. 45 am Aeeominodation.. Mas) am JtSpn. Express Trains arrive from the South. Express.. 10:10 am . 7 pin 0 .-46 pm Aeoommodstiou . Express ORAND RAPIDS ft INDIANA R. R. Trains leave, going North. Express ....... 10:03 ani Acoorumodstion .. , i :S6 pm Mixed T--' SKAlau. Express, daily except Saturday B.-3S pm Trains arrive from the North. Accommodation , Express .... ...... S:Mam 46pm 4 :50 l)Ul Mixed Local.. Express, daily except Monday.. .. 4 46 am Daily. All trains, unless otherwise indicated, depart and arrive daily, toept Sunday. Trains Nos. 7 and 10, Chicago Division, hauls through sleeping oars from Chicago to Cincinnati. Trains No, V and No. 10. Cincinnati line, run daily between Cincinnati and Cbioago, via Audenion, Kokooio and Logansport. nos. i anu a uuougn cnair car between cm go. es printed on this Tims Table ars based on the nineteenth mertdigenerally known ss Central 5 and 8 have sleeping ears beand Fetoekey . i. ii. iORD, station Master. ri. W. MOUUlitK. Ticket Ag t C , II. A C K.K. . CABTW RIGHT, Cket Ag t F, C. ft St. L. B. W. ft a. B. ft L Ml KAI'IDS AND INDIANA R. R IN EFFEC I DECEMBER 17, 188S. OOIKU KORTlf.

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ves Cincinnafi and No. 3 leaves Mack daily except Saturday. AU other Sundsv. sleeping cars on Nos. 5 and 6 between and Grand Rapids, and sleeping and ears on same trains between Grand UaDids etoskey; also. Woodruff sleeping cars on ana o Dei ween urssa nspias ana Hseu- ' a. a. ajski-, i General Fsssenger Agent, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHII.................I -iX Sleep f Your nainv vour nervous aches, your rheumatic suilxinrrs, your wretched days, your sleepless eights! nlf Neuralgia and Rheumatism have afflicted you or your Intimate friends, yon have a personal Interest In knowing what has cured others and will cure you. ' 'Whether your Rheumatism 7"iTT Neuralgia are of recent date Vv III orof longstandinjr.ATBXOraoaos will go through them. Perhaps yon may doubt this, because you have tried a great many other things which have failed, ATHXopHORoecnredtheBev. C, Iw.r-nnm,of New Baven, Conn. Ill I t who had been such a martyr to - Rheumatism that he could not , preach. . Athlotoobos cored the y . f Rev. W. P. CorWt, of Hew fill I d Haven, who had suffered vu with Rheumatism bo that be bad kxt SA pounds, Athlofbobos cured old Mr. Lyman, or winiston, Vermont, He Is 8T years of age; had suffered for years with Rheumatism, and was relieved In S4 hours. Athloptioros has cured hundreds of others who had been fftnuarly afflicted. The matter ot personal and particular Importance to you la, that It will cure YOU. If you cannot m AratopnoBosof your-drucvist, we will send U express paid, os receipt of regular price one dollar per bottle. We prefer that you boy it from your druavtat, bnt If be hasn't it, do not be persuaded to try something else, but order st ones from us aa directed. ATHLOPHOROS CO., fQ WALL ST., NEW TORK. German Asthma Core Hever fails to Instantly relieve the most -rlnloat ir . n W ' . .. ...... ... . . . ifliMWinn K n 1 . .4. m, . laxas the span, SaeiUtates free eapeeaerattoo, aai effects PTTT5 T?C wb all etaar rssmiies fail. WUXVClW trial will eosvtae .ko.kuvs Hi iiawiwiiisie,sftrass new failins effact. Pric. SOe, aad !.. Trial packareVw. Of dragzis er by saaiLSur in 1 1 tjmt tiii. iirt vs. a. faCUi i XASS, BL Paul, 'aaglrwtf" r'etrifn American CCUGHCtKaEs Fmn Cocu Oras Cojwm. K-i-l m isertt te POt 5AL1 MY JLL4, LVstA-T-KstA. A PRIZE.Bead six cents forwoswAsa and reeetve free a costly box of goods, which wlU help all, of mow sea, o mess aaoaew right away, than aaytfaing dss fas this world L!T7lwlgl workers aosototety sura. At asgnsis, sisaaa.

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