Rensselaer Union, Volume 11, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1879 — He Agreed. [ARTICLE]

He Agreed.

A lady who wanted a dozen of eggs fresh from the country was among the farmers’ wagons at the market yesterday, and the sight of a small bundle of grass in one of the vehicles at once aroused all the sentiment in her nature. Snuffing at a handful of it she said to the farmer: ' “The country must be beautiful these spring mornings.” “Yes, so she is,” he slowly replied, “ coming in this morning I saw two wagons stuck/in a mud-nole, a dead horse and mofo’n fifty crows.” “ These sunrises must be beautiful opt there,” she continued. “ Yes, they are. At siinrise this morning me’an Jim were gittin’ a hog out from under the hen-house. Purtiest sunrise I ever saw, but that hog won’t never do no more gdpd in this .world.” “I suppose the grass looks very beautiful,” she said as the last egg was counted. .... . , I s’pose so, but i’ve bin so rushed gettin’ that big ditch finished I haven’t hardly noticed. Ho your folks want to buy any dried pumpkin?”— Detroit Free Press. Nbbvous, ejaculatory wbmen belong to the ordm: of migrations ajiimals.— Steuben]^e Feruld. .