Rensselaer Union, Volume 10, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 May 1878 — She Defineth What She Weatly Ith. [ARTICLE]

She Defineth What She Weatly Ith.

Tim Union is noui *ij ii cot a wen i he icock. — Ktmi.xjlon Time*. Now, stranger, there’s where you give yourself away. There’s where you expose your ignorance and democratic ottgin. For a fact Tits Union is only one dollar a year, fifty cents for six months, twenty-fire cents for threo months, single copy throe cents or two for fire cents. Thb Union Is the oldest, ablest, best, most modest, largest circulated, best patronized, best paying, most influential and only independent news paper published in Jasper county and state of Indiana. Nearly all of the intelligent people of the county Mid several democrats patronize it, while many bankrupt nationals sponge or steal it from their honester and complaisant republican neighbors. It never lies, never makes a mistake, is always right religious, moiai and high-toned. It is the friend alike, of the down-trodden capitalist, the persecuted bond-owner;, the yilltficd money-lender and all oppressed monopolies:' It is a very popular household and school journal. Many people prefer reading its fascinating columns to the Bible or attending church on Sundays. Teachers recommend that U be substituted in tiie public schools for some of the text books now in use. Every fond and wise and indulgent parent blesses it. Every intelligent perron praises it. Every honest person honors it. The Sentinel abuses it. The democracy and quack doctors hate and fear It. The Timet knows that it willfully and maliciously and perversely falsifies it. Ladies love it. Children ory for it. Members of congress, judges upon the supreme bench, bishops of tho church, the president of the United Btates, foreign ambassadors, the Cxarof Roasts, the queen of England, Gen. Sherman, Gen. Grant, Ihe governor of Indiana, the great O’Leary—mil of these and many other distinguished persons live contemporaneously with it; and yet the subscription price of this remarkably valuable, able, superior, independent, modest, truly loyal and strictly tonsy family and Sabbath school one-pries weekly journal is, "Alice samee u’ly one dolls leer,’’ strictly in advance. Dishonest 412)-grain silver dollars,, subsidiary silver coin, irredeemable rug money, unrighteous national bank currency, or scold coin—any medium of (commercial exchange except '‘a Toad of Wood* bimebi 1 ’ —taken at par. There, now;

wedO’i’t want lo define our politics ngsiq before the moon changes. We liavo plenty of them, such as they are: and the eheape.-t ,rs the kind in ibis market. NoßoVly keeps a larger slock, a inoro varied assortment/ or can compete in quality, elegance ofsiylu of cheapness. Only one dollar a year.