Rensselaer Union, Volume 10, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 April 1878 — Peculiar People. [ARTICLE]
Peculiar People.
Old bachelors who .never amoks. People who will gutter from chronic indigestion, constipation, and torp'd liver, or "biliousness,” when Dr. Pierce’s Gulden Mtalical Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pellet* are known to be reliable and speedy remedies for these diseases Old maids who do not love cats. People who have catarrh, annoying and distrusting every one around them, when Dr. Sage's Catarrh Kemcdy Is known to be a potent remedy for this disease. Women who do not love babies. Women who will suffer from all those painful diseases to which the sex is heir, when Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is admitted by every lady who uses it to be an efficient remedy for these maladies. People who believe their progenitors wens apes. People who will read about “ Helen’s Babies,” and ‘‘That Husband of Mine,” and “That Wife of Mine,” and “That Mother-in-law of Mine,” and “Thattton-in-law of Mine.” and yet fail to read abouf themuivee in “ Tne People’s Common Sense Medical Adviser.” Christians quarreling with each other on their way to Heaven. ' People who will seek health at fashionable watering places, smothering at Saratoga or Long Branch, or sacrificing themselves to “Graham diet” at Water Cures and Health Institutes, when the magnificent Invalids’ Hotel, at Buffalo, offers all the elegant comfort* of the finest hotels, combined with the best sanitary advantages—Russian, Turkish, and plunge baths, gymnasium, etc. —an<J is situated in and near some of the finest natural scenery In the Empire State. Tne most peculiar of all are the people who , read these paragraphs and fail to profit by them. _
