Rensselaer Union, Volume 9, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 August 1877 — Worse than the River Parishes. [ARTICLE]

Worse than the River Parishes.

Ex-Governor Pnckanl has gone out *f polities, shd spends all his time feeling the gums of the twins for teeth, and trying’ to tench them to talk. And when the twins are simultaneously smitten with tbo worst kind of nOoturunl anticonciliation colic Packard just aim up iu bed and hold* his hands over his eor», and say*: “Merciful heavens! Thnt ia worse than the river pfcri»hea.’’—Burlington Hawkeye.