Rensselaer Union, Volume 6, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 May 1874 — Means What He Says. [ARTICLE]

Means What He Says.

Though “ confirmations strong as proofs of Holy Writ” and as numerous as the sands on the sea shore were produced to prove that the proprietor of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy is in earnest, and means what he says when he offers SSOO reward for any case of Catarrh which he cannot cure, yet there would be some skeptics and fogies who would continue to shout "Humbug!" “Humbug!” “It cannot be, because Dr. Homespun says Catarrh cannot be cured.” Now, this Dr. Homespun is the identical, good-natured old fellow whohonestly believes and persists in declaring that this earth is not round or spherical but as flat as a “ slap-jack,” and does not turn over, otherwise the water would all be spilled out of Deacon Bascom’s mill-pond. But astronomical science has positively demonstrated and proven that Dr. Homespun is wrong in supposing the earth to be flat and stationary, and medical science is daily proving the fact that he is no less mistaken and behind the times in regard to the curability of Catarrh. In short, it has been positively proven that this world moves, and that medical science is progressive —the opinion of Dr. Homespun to the contrary notwithstanding. That Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy will cure Catarrh thousands who have used it attest. Then buy it, and use it, in donbt do not stand, You will Ind it In drug stores all over the land. [From the Catskill Recorder, Nov. 15, 1872.] 1 GOOD REMEDY. We invite attention to the advertisement of Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. Our readers will bear us witness that we never knowingly commend humbugs of any name or nature, and a large portion of patent medicines may safely be classed as impositions upon public credulity. But having witnessed the beneficial effects of Sage’s Remedy upon the members of our family and others, in Catarrhal cases, we unqualifiedly pronounce it a valuable medicine, entitled to public confidence. The proprietor could easily obtain in Catskill many certificates of its merits. There are several kinds of worms which trouble horses; the .pin-worms (pointed at both ends) are the most common and most dangerous. SAeridan’s Cavalry Condition Pour den will in a few days eject the worms, and the horse will begin to thrive.

Don’t IAMmwiTH a cold.—Perhaps in the whole category of diseases to which humanity is susceptible, the cough is most neglected in its early stage. A simple cough is generally regarded as a temporaiy afflictionunpleasant, and nothing more; but to those who have paid dearly for experience, it is the signal tor attack for the most fearful of all diseases—Consumption. A cough will lead to consumption—if not checked —so sure as the rivulet leads to the river, yet it is an easy enemy to thwart, It met by the proper remedy. Allen's Lung Balsam is the great cough remedy of the age, and it has earned its reputation by merit alone. Sold by all good druggists. Whjtoft’s Tonic!— A Sari!, Sure and Scientific Curb! —The unprecedented sale of this world-renowned medicine proves incontestibly that no remedy has superseded the use of this reliable Tonic. No. spleen has been found so hard as not to yield to its softening influence, and no liver so hypertrophied as not to give up its long-retained bilious secretions, and no Chill or Fever has yet refused to fall into line. Wheelock, Finlay & Co., Proprietors, New Orleans. For bale by all Druggists. The New Panacea.—Modern science having demonstrated that alcohol is “ neither food nor physic,” but, on the contrary, a species of poison, the introduction of a potent tonic which is entirely free from it is certainly a subject for cong’atplation. Dr. Walker’s Vinegar itters is a medicine which may be fairly characterized as an unobjectionable specific for many distressing and dangerous diseases. Temperance organizations, heretofore in favor of permitting the sale of alcohol for medical purposes, are of opinion that Vinegar Bitters possesses all the efficacy as an invigorant that has ever been even claimed for spirituous stimulants, and on this account, as well as because of the singular success which has attended its use in dyspepsia, liver complaint, disorders of the bowels, nervous diseases, general debility and all maladies growing out of intemperance, they warmly recommend it as a restorative and alterative of surpassing excellence. 43 More than a thousand Physicians recommend the National Surgical Institute of Indianapolis, Indiana, and direct their patients there for treatment, for Physicians in general practice have not the apparatus, appliances and facilities to dothem justice. This Institution, with $500,000 capital stock, treats thousands of cases of Paralysis, Diseased and Deformed Joints, Crooked Legs and Feet, Piles, Fistula, Catarrh and Chronic Diseases. Address the Institute for circular. Factories and machine shops should not be allowed to run a day without Johnson's Anodyne Liniment. In case of a sudden accident, an immediate use of it may save weeks of suffering, and perhaps a limb, or even life. The North w ebtbkn Horse-Nail Co.’e “Finished ’’ Nail is the best in the world.