Rensselaer Union, Volume 5, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 May 1873 — Pat Yourself in His Place. [ARTICLE]

Pat Yourself in His Place.

Reader, put yourself in the place of a dyspeptic and bilious patient under thepld-fashioned, regular treatment. Allopathic doijcs of bine pill, purgatives that go through him wi!h the iuipouious rilsh of an avalanche, opium when he can’t sleep aud a little beef tea to keep him alive under the assaults of the medicine man upon bis stomach, his intestines, his liver and his brain, all these he has to endure. Is it any wonder that he becomes dreadfully weak, emaciated and dejected f Reader, if you have any “gumption” you would, under any circumstances, and at all hazards, decline to. put yourself—otherwise than suppositions!}-—in that man’s place. Now put yourself in the place of a person with the same complaints, who has had the sense to resort to Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters as a remedy. He takes that agreeable and potent vegetable tonic and alterative, wc will say. three times a day. As a necessary consequence his appetite-Re-turns, his digestion improves, his bodily strength increases, his bowels become free and rcgnlar, his sleep is sound aud refreshing, his spirits grow buoyant, the tinge of health returns to his complexion, and in a few weeks the cure is complete. 'TiußTsTitTfancy picture, it is a brief abstract of the experience of thousands of dyspeptic, bilious, debilitated and despairing patients. Is it necessary to ask the reader in which "of the two places he would put himself, if afflicted with any disease of the stomach, the bowels, liver, or the nerves? ■The Little Corporal for .June contains the closing chapters of .Uncle Hick's Legacy, by Mrs. Miller; another installment of Hidden Treasures, by Mary A. Denison, and other choice articles in prose aud poetry. In the July number will begin the new story, “Life on an' Island,” by Helen C. Weeks, author of Dora, published in the Corporal last year. Those who have read the former story need not be informed that this new athry will be a nice treat. The July number begins a new volume, and will be a good time' to subscribe. Terms, sl/50 a year, and arpair of beautiful chromos. Send 60 cents for cauvassing outfit, including both chromos, and raise a club. Address John E. .Milleii, Publisher, 161 Randolph street, Chicago. * Godey’s Lady’s Book.—The number for June closes another volume of this deservedly popular magazine, and ends the forty-third ycar_of_ its publication. The illustrations in this number are: “Lunch Time,” a fine steel-plate; a colored fashion-plate; an extra embellishment of a frame in leather-work, printed in colors; an extensive sheet of fashions—dresses, hats, tymnets, etc.; children's fashions; a wood-cut of “Helping Themselves.” “Carrying Weight,” by Marion Harland, is continued, followed by other interesting literary matter, and useful information in the different household departments. A handsome chromo is given to each subscriber to this magazine for 1873, whether a single subscriber for $3.00, or a club of six for $14.00. Published by jGgdey, • Philadelphia, Pa. * The Phrenological Journal. —The June number maintains the character of this publicatioh for excellence and progression. Its long table of contents discloses a freightage at once timely, interesting and edifying. We note; The Baron of Sehwartz-Senboru, and the Vienna Exhibition; Empress Elizabeth of Austria; Socialism in America; One Kind of Ghosts; Emily Faitlifulf and her Mission; Born to be Hanged, with life-like illustration; A Neighbor of Mine; Respiration, or How to Breathe; Giving While Living; The Science* of Music; Books for all Minds, etc. This valuable Journal will commence its fifty-seventh volume with the July number, Subscription price, $3.00 a year, or on trial $1.50 for six months. 30 cents for single number. S. R. Wells. New York. * The Science of Health —Among the many excellent articles in the Jane number we specify: “Pre-Natal Influence;” “Disease and its Treatment;” The “Step Mother;” “Warranted t« Cure;” “Method of Cure,” in the Old School practice; “Antipathic Medicine;” “Heart Disease;" "Nature Cures, if Cure there he;” “How to Make Fat Folks Lean;” “The Bread of Life;” “Health of School Teachers;" “Health of Merchants,” etc. Only 20 cents, or $2 a year. Sent three mouths, on trial, for 25 cents. A new volume begins with the next number. S. R. Wells, Publisher, 389 Broadway, New York. * Scrofula, the dreaded, yet wide-spread Scourge of the Human Race, can he cured by Dr Jayne’s Alterative; it overcomes the disease thoroughly by driving it from the system. SirALLENBERQER’s Pills for Ague. Try them. A dose every other day. One dose stops the chills. Six doses effect a dure. No nausea ;no purging.