Rensselaer Union, Volume 5, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 December 1872 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Humbug Dissected. Quaint old Burton Jias favored us with an “ Anatomy of Melancholy,” but who shall dissect the melancholy fallacies and fibs With which knaves and fanatics endeavor todelflde the slckandfeebieof-thls generation. Charlatans, through the newspaper press, recommend to the strqngtlilcss victim of disease convulsing purgatives which, if taken, are sure to turn Ills debilitated system almost inside out, and sink him Into the uttermost depths of helplessness and despondency I Fanutlcs, on the other hand, assure the prostrate patient that no medicine containing a diffusive stimulant ought to pass Ids lips. If lie elects to be guided by the advice of imposters and lunatics, let him make his wiH and order his coffin; hut if there Is a spark of common sense in Ms composition, let him resort in life extremity to Hoslytter’s Stomach Bitters, the most potent of vegetable tonics and alteratives—the purest and most entirely wholesome of medicated stimulants. The wonderful cures of dyspepsia, biliousness, rheumatism, physical prostration, anil malarious fevers whiclrthls rare specific lias effected during tlic lost twenty-two years are the most conclusive answers that can be given to tlic enemies of niauklnd, who offer, vulcanic cathartics as tonics, and to the mistaken beings who would refuse a medicinal stimulant to a poor, broken-down Invalid, who la literally dying by inches for the want of Judicious stimulation. Temperance, properly understood, countenances no such folly as this. The State laws enacted to put down the abhorrent vice of drunkenness, provldo for the sale of brandy, whisky, and other liquors as medicines-, audit these adulterated liquors of trade are accepted by temperance legislators ns remedies, what ought to be tlic general verdict of tlio temperance public ks regards the peerless vegetable tonic based upon a sitoimlant absolutely pure. Tint Longs ar* Strainrd and KacK*d by a persistent Cough, the general strength wasted, and an Incurable complaint established thereby. Dr. Jayne’s Expectorant is an effective remedy for Coughs and colds, and exerts a beneficial effect on the Pulmonary and Brohcliial Organs. ■»

TXrUKN WHITING TO ADVERTISERS TV please say you saw the advertisement In this paper A CHALLENGE Is extended to the World To place before thepublic a better Cough or Lung lieniedy than ALLEN’S LUNG BALSAM. It Is warranted to break up the most troublesome Cough in an incredibly short time. There is no remedy that can show more evidence of real merit than this BALSAM for curing Consumption, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Croup, etc. It Acts on tho Kidneys! It Acts on the Liver! SW” Which makes it more than a Cough- Rcnicdy. LATEST EVIDENCE, g, Wliht well known Druggists of Tennessee say about Alien’s Lung Balsam. Springfield Tcnn., Sept. 13,1872. Oentlkmkn: Please ship us six doz. Allen’ 3 Lung Balsam; Vie have not a bottle in the store. It lias more reputation than any Cough Medicine we have ever sold. Have been in the drug business 27 years. We mean just what we say. Ymg iniljr }mjarfL What the Doctors Sayiv ■- - Drs. Wilson & Ward, Pliyslclana and- DKlgglsts,* write from Ccntrcville, Tenn.: ‘.‘. Wa-nurchaaed Alien's Puug Balsam, and It. sells rapidly; We are druggists, and take pleasure in recommending a grout remedy, such as we. know tills to be. ~ , , Physicians do not recommend a medicine wluen nas no merit; what they say about ALLEN’S LUNG BALSAM Can be taken as a fact. Let all afflicted, test it at once and be convinced of its real merits. It is harmless to the most delicate child. It Contains no Opinm in Any Form. . o^xj^xoiNrBo not deceived. Call for ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM, and take no other. fST Directions accompany each bottle. J.N. HARRIS & CO., Cincinnati, 0., PROPRIETORS. , - 1 ffg.U by All Medicine Dealers.

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