Rensselaer Union, Volume 3, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1871 — A New Collection of Epitaphs. [ARTICLE]

A New Collection of Epitaphs.

Tub following epitaphs, having been prepared expressly for the Boston Commercial Bulletin, that journal cautions all persons against using them without obtaining consent: Epitaph for a liar— In lift, b« lied whUo hs had breath: And, strange to say, li if* tUU In death. For an angler—Waiting for a rise. For a baker—Be kneads no more on earth. For a betting man—“ Better off” For a brewer — A well-known brewer lleth here. Jlli ail* are o'er—heft “on bis bier." For a waiter—” Only waiting." For a doctor—Waiting with patients. For a beggar—l asked for bread, and they gave me a done. 1 - For a bootblack—With the sAintnjr ones. For a potter— On earth be oft tnroed «ftv to d*l£ But now heft turned today himself. For a raaor grinder—Under ground. For a dressmaker—” For the fashion of this world passeth away." For a -musical director — In beating time his lift was pawed. But time has beaten him at last. For a sailor—Anchored. For an auctioneer —Gone! For a watchmaker—Stopped. 4^ For a barber —Sent a head. For a wheelwright—TVwf of fife. For a telegrapher—Dispatched. For a scale maker—worked la Rome. «hd net to America. The strongest of aU his rea*m* was, that in America, on/s always has the feeling of hurry. “The bu«rufe at hony Phe says. Wttl *