Rensselaer Union, Volume 3, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 June 1871 — You Haven’t Tried Them. [ARTICLE]
You Haven’t Tried Them.
Victim of debility, who is responsible for your feebleness? Not yourself, you will say, for you’ve done all you could to cure it. That's a mistake ou your part. You haven’t tried Hostetter’s Bitters. Gloomy dyspeptic, with an uneasy stomach and a world-weary face, of course you don’t think yourself responsible for your own torments. But you are. It is easy to see frerp your condition that you haven’t tried Hostetter’s Bitters. Bilious sufferer, it is not your fault, you think, that your synjptpms grow worse day by day. Blue pill doesn’t do you any good. Very likely. But you can be brought round for all that. Why haven’t yon tried Hostetter’s Bitters? Friend, on whom fever and ague alternately blows hot and cold, and whose brain seems to be bursting with the effects of some powerful drug, do you assume the responsibility? O, no! You’ve taken pills of quinine, and all the regulation medicines. What could you do more? One thing more—the very thing that would have exempted you from all the pangs that now rack you. You have never tried Hostetter’s Bitters. Nervous invalid, what have you to say? You plead that you have taken all the nervines of the pharmacopeia. If they have done you no good, it is not your fault. You are not responsible. Wrong, all wrong. You have, in reality, nobody to blame but yourself. Why haven’t yon tried Hostetter’s Bitters? For all the above-named complaints, the Bitters arc absolute specifics.
