Rensselaer Union, Volume 2, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1870 — Page 4

CURRENT ITEMS.

■KaiMas M«« moA tbu two thou - noumUei4nH«n|. " ‘rf' 4 '• A nxuro, bMEty-aix years old, la Delais his filth wife Tuu are qte hundred and fifty asslstaat marshals employed in taking tIM oensns of Now torkWty. - A swarm dt ****** up their abode in a man’s ear in the other day. Insure yonr life for the amount your fcnn is saortgagsd for, In tbs Washington Life. It is said that an appeal is to be made for foods to restore and repair Mount Vernon.

Bt a recent law Maryland pays $121,120 annually in pensions to 1,514 soldiers of the war of 1812. , Thk increase of business in the Washington Life la 18CT over 1066 was greater than any other cash company. Nbvkr he be to fearless of work as to go to sleep by the side of it A little fear is both healthy and profitable. A schoolboy defined “ appetite" by explaining that “ when I’m eating I’m happy, and when I’m done, I’m tight." A barefoot fisherman went to sleep in n field near Milford, Mass., recently, anil a grazing coll bit a piece off bis big toe. The outrage of clipping the hair of little girls on the streets of Terre Haute, Ind., has been perpetrated several times recently. A Ban Francisco dentist, moeting a delinquent debtor on the street, choked him until he gave up his false teeth, and took them as pay. Denver, Colorado, was built on the banks of an extinct creek. The creek has now become a constant stream, needing to be crossed by bridges. Tbkbr are now at 8t Lazare, the great female prison in the environs of Paris, over fifteen hundred convicts, most of whom arc under twenty years of age.

A phtsici an of Adams county, lowa, was sued for malpractice in setting a leg, and the jury returned a verdict ot #2,000 damages lor the plaintiff. A respectable gentleman in New Haven, Conn., carries, with him a ring through which he tries to pass all eggs before he purchases, If they pass through he doesn’t buy. ’ • T A Pittsburgh tailor, who failed to “ fit ” a customt r with a “ suit," has been arrested tor “ false pretences ” and put under SBOO bail, the charge being that “he didn’t know his business.” Massachusetts is to have an editorial convention, whereupon the Boston Times says: “ The Massachusetts editors are to meet together and make an effort to treat each other civilly.” The difference between war and peace has been well defined by one of the ancients : “In time of peace the sons bury their fathers; in time of war the fathers bury their sons ” A Nashua (N. H ) Irishman, while being lowered into a deep well for cleaning purposes, the other d»y, when about half way down got frightened, and shouted, “ let me up, or I’ll cut the rope." “My dear," said the sentimental Mrs. Waddles, “ home, you know, is always the dearest spot on earth ” ‘‘ Well, yes,” gaid the practical Mr. Waddles, “it does cost me about twice as much as any other spot.”

There are 9,811 Indians located in Wisconsin, belonging to the following tribes': Chippewas, Ottawa?, and Pottowatomies, 5 893; Menomonees, 1,500; Oneidas, 1,218; Winnebagoes, 1,000; Stockbridgts. 400. A young married woman in Boston was so disgusted her husband’s excessive use of tobacco that she herself learned to smoke, as an antidote, and now puffs her Havana with much gusto. A Boston hackman, after being directed to bring down a trunk from the third story of a residence in that city, was requested to take off his boots, that he might not soil the carpeting. He declined to do it. A paper puts a matter which it wishes to enforce in the following neat simile : “ You might as well attempt to shampoo an elephant with a thimbleful of soapsuds as attempt to do business and ignore advertising.” “So you are going to keep a school?” said a young lady to her old aunt. “ Well, for my part, sooner than do that, I'would marry a widower with nine children." “ I should prefer that myself,” was the reply; “ but where is the widower y” One of the Yankton Sioux Chiefs calls himself “ Bijl Goosequill.” The Detroit Titbuhf says; “This is evidently a rude attempt by the poor untutored red man to pay a tribute to the name and fame of William Pom." Soke crusty old bachelor in Congress proposes to lay a tax of 25 per cent, on corsets, whereupon a down-Eist paper remarks: “Since there is no tax on men getting tight, why should not the ladies have the same privilege ?" A correspondent, writing on the religious condition oi Cuba, says there is not a Protestant place of worship in Havana, nor, as far as he can ieara, in ihe whole island. The Catholic churches are attended by but few, and they mostly women. A West Chebteb boy, eleven years old, got up before he got awake, the other morning, jumped out of the second story window to the ground, and then, in a somewhat battered condition, rang for admission to the house. Such is the sad effect of early rising. The somewhat extraordinary case of a man tried on the charge of attempting to commit suicide came up in tty; Worcester (Mass.) courts a few days ago. John D. Dennis-was arraigned, a proforma verdict of guilty rendered, and the case taken to the higher -court on exceptions. A wokam in Aroostook county, Me., whose house caught fire the other day during the absence of all the “ men folks,” poured upon the flames all the water there was in the house, then used up her milk and creank and finally resorted to her meat-barrels Jfep the pickle. She subdued the flames.

This Gl«w*«ter (Hue) Advertiser itemizes thus‘•A man who owes ub a little bill, said be Would call last week and pay us if he' was alive. He still appears on the srfeet, but as he did not call, it is naturally supposed that he is dead and is walking around to save funeral expenses.’’ A oRUBRAL order has been issued from the War Department to officers of the army, in which the practice of signing official papers so carelessly that the signatures cannot be deciphered is referred to, and notice gives that, all letters so signed will receive no notice whatever, or will be returned to the writers lor correction. A Nkw York paper says: “ There is a trick being extensively practiced by homely, but wealthy, girls who want to marry. They get themselves up to look like dyspeptics in the last stages, when some nice man marries them. Parties in this city will make a splendid counterfeit dyspeptic or consumptive out of a healthy girl in three days for SSO.

Thkrr is to be a general reunion of the Alifmni and past Cadets of Norwich University, at Northfield, VC, on the 13th and 14th of July next, in Accordance with a vote of the association passed in 1865. As this occurs during Commencement week, a large gathering is anticipated, and the occasion will be one of Very great interest The oration is to be delivered by an emi-

Dent soldier of the wsr, Brigadier General W. H. 11. Davis. It Is proposed by the association to visit on ihfe 13th, en mess*, the old site ot the University at Norwich, aad this ,1s .by no moans tbs least attractive part of the programme. A short time ago, as a train from the Union Stock Yards to Chicago, on the Fort Wayne & Chicago Railroad, was passing round a curve, the engineer blew nia whistle for the brakes to be put on, and the train soon came to a stop; but not until the engine had ran over what appeared to be a man. The engine backed up, some ol the passengers rushed out, a few of the ladies fainted, and great oxcitomenl prevailed. But all fears were dispelled by the discovery that the cars had only passed over a cast-off suit of clothes, stuffed with straw. Last month, in an English court, a legal matter was proposed to stand over till the Ist of June, when some one exclaimed, in horror, “ Why, that’s the Derby I" Calmly and majestically the response came: “ The court knows nothing of the Derby Day—but makes it the 2d of June." This reminds one of the scene between Paterfamilias and Young Hopeful reading the paper. “I am surprised, Charles," says the former, “ that you should encourage such a brutal sport as lighting. That paper contains the fullest account, doesn’t it, of the contest between Sayers and Heenan ? I’ll trouble you for it as soon as you can spare it." Thf. Worcester Bpy says : “ Two bootblacks got into a dispute on the street yesterday, as to which of them could give a boot the best ‘shine.’ The one who was beaten determined to be champion in something, and, taking a threaded needle, he pinched up a large piece of flesh on one leg, and triumphantly drew the needle and thread through ; to be beaten would never do for the champion ‘ shine,’ so be took the needle, and, placing it in his mouth, be forced it through the check and pulled it through from the outside. This ended the strife and the audience dispersed.”

As a train of cars was leaving West Rutland, Vi., a few days since, the engineer, Chas. McKeougb, saw a man on the track. He whistled for the brakes and shut off steam. Seeing that the man paid no attention, McKeough kicked open the door or window of the cab and went to the lront of the engine, near the" head-light, and, as the engine was about to strike the man, he caught him by the hair of his head and lifted him upon the engine under the head-light, and held him there until the train could be Stopped, which was not done until it had gone about twenty rods. His name was George Wise. He was deaf, and did not hear the engine or whistle.

Makoarkt Debauch, of Harrisburgh, Pa, aged 18, was bitten by a small dog on one of her fingers, several weeksago. No inconvenience was felt from the wound alter it healed until the 27th ult., when •she felt a pinching sensation in the arm, extending from the fiDger-tip to the shoulder. On the 29th, she became fearfully afflicteJ. She foamed much at the mouth, exhibited great nervous irritability, breathed with much difficulty, and appealed piteously to those about her to keep at a distance, as if fearful that she might do them a personal injury. During oue of her spasms a dog entered the room in which she was lying. As soon as her eyes fell on the animal she became perfectly furious, and not until it was removed did her agitated feelings undergo a subsidence. The sight of water also increased the violence ot her convulsions. From the time she got the first severe spasms until drugs were administered she was tied to a rocking-chair. Occasionally she would spring up violently, carrying the chair with her, although held by a gentleman. When her agitated feelings were subdued, she was laid on a sofa, to which she was secured until she died.

The Enforcement Bill.

Speaking of the bill to enforce the provisions of the Fifteenth Amendment, the Chicago Post says: “ It may be stated that the words of the act throughout are in earnest. There are no make-believes anywhere in the measure. Providing for the exercise ot the right of franchise by every man in the whole land who is entitled under our present liberal rules to vote; providing for the establishment of justice among men in respect to the rights of all to sue for that to which just laws entitle them ; providing severe penalties against those who prevent fair elections, or deprive any man of aDy political or civil right, it is the embodiment into a single law of all those just and liberal principles which have attained success in this Republic during the last memorable ten years. Its pains and penalties being against those only who are the enemies of freedom and of complete justice, the measure will receive the hearty denunciation of the Democratic party. Were its pains and penalties against those only whp would retuse to send men. and women, and children, into slavery and unutterable misery, in that case the measure would receive the plaudits of that party, who would ring all the changes on the cry of 1 the enforcement of the laws.’ Now that the laws, instead of being disgraceful to human nature and monstrous in the sight of Heaven, are such as to leave men free and equal, and, therefore, will result beneficently, the Republicans must see to it that their enforcement shall be constant and effectual.”

Pepper Pods.

If yu hav got a spirited and noble boy, appeal tew hiz generosity; if yu hav got a heavy and sullen one, appeal tew his back. A grate menny ov our people go abrof’ tew improve their minds, who hadn’t got enny minds when they war at home, knowledge, like charity, shud begin at home, and then spred. Affiickshuns are the compliments that Heaven pays to the virtewous. Npboddy but a phool will spend hiz time tricing tew convince a phool. . - Time iz like money, the less we hav ov it tew spare the further we make it go. The tounge iz really a verry fast member ov the boddy politick, he duz all the talking, and two thirds ovtlie thinking. He who spends his younger days in disapsshun Is mortgaging himself tew disseaze and poverty, two inexorable creditors, who are certain tew foreclose at last, and take possession ov the premises. Thare iz menny a person who kan set a mouse-trap tew perfeckshun, but, not satisfied with sich small game, undertake tew trap for bears, and get ketched by the bears. Moral: Studdy yure genius, and stick tew mice.

Young, man, don’t marry abuv or below yure rank ; not that I think thare iz evry virtew in rank, but thare iz custom in it,&D<i custom often outranks law and Gospel “ Let him go, mi son,” sed an ancient father tew hiz boy, who had caught a young rabbit “and when he gits bigger ketch him agin.” The boy did aa he wuz told, and baa been looking for the rabbit ever since. The world owes all its energys And refinement tew luxurys—digsing roots for breakfast and going naked lor clothes iz the virtewons innocence ov a lazy sav* age. * There iz lota of folks who cat well, and drink Well, and sleep wtll and.yet are sick all the time —theze are the folks who alwus enjoy pom- h&dlh. ' if a (nan hits vu, and yu hit him '"back, yu are even; but if yu don’t strike bade,

he iz yure debtor, and alwus owes yu a crack. “ I'eojAt or good sense " are those whoze oplnyuns agree with ours. Thare iz a grate deal ov magnificent poverty in our big cities—people who eat k lam soup out or a tin bust a with a gold spoon. M The place whare poverty, virtew and luv meet and worship together, is the mostsakred spot in the universe. Experience don’t make a man so bold az it duz so careful. Pride never forgets Itself, never haz a play spell or frolik ; it iz stiff from morning till night, from top tew bottom, like a sled stake. *» •- Thare afn*t bnt very little ginowlnn good sense in this world enny how, and what little thare iz ain’t in market, it iz held for a dividend. Thoze who hav made up thare minds tew lead a life ov enj >yment will find the following recipee a grate help tew them : “ To one dunce ov plc«urg add a pound ov repentance.” Adversity iz a ponltess which reduces our vanity and strengthens our virtew—even a boy .never feels half so good as when he has just bin spanked and sot away to cool. Lieing iz like tfieing tew bide in a fog, if yu move about yure «d»ngerof4>urap-. ing yure hud agtrrthc Krtitli,- End as. sfxm* az the fog blows oph yu are gone ennyhow. The man who liras on tyf* must pick the lames ov disappoifitment. We should live in this life az tho we war walking on glaze ice, liable tew fell, at enny moment, and tew be laffed at' by the bystanders. This setting down and folding our arms, and waiting for something tew turn op, iz just about az rich a spekulashun az going out into a 400 acre lot, setting down on a sharp stone, with a pail between our knees, and waiting for a cow tew back up and be milked —Josh Billings.

Decoration-day.

Decoration-day is becoming one of the most beautiful of our festivals. It occurs at the lovliest season of the year, when the earth is brilliant with flowers and musical with birds, and when every thought of the dead is naturally most tender and most hopeful. Surely It i* little to ask that, in the midst of our prosperity and freedom, one day shall beconsecrated to memory of the men who secured them by their lives. The current of events is so deep and swift that even the war is fading a little from our memories. There is already a certain forgetfulness of the immense services of the soldiers and sailors; and there was a touching and lofty pride in the words of General Sherman, that he had earned the money that was paid him. IF Decoration-day served no other purpose than to refresh in the public mind the sense of the claims of the soldiers, it would be a wise and most serviceable occasion. But it does more. It renews the remembrance of the great cause in which they fell; and this is as serviceable as to celebrate the Fourth of July, and to recall the principles as well as the devotion of the Revolution.

It has been sometimes felt that the tendency of Decoration day must be to preserve the memory of hostilities that shonld be forgotten. But this is not a necessity. There is no ihore vindictiveness in, the remembrance of the struggle than there was in the spirit with which it was maintained. The dead soldiers are not honored because they were brave, and died—for their enemies were brave, and they also died—but it is the cause for which they fell that consecrates their memory; and that cause is as much that of their opponents as of themselves It is not a private tribute of affection that is paid on Decoration day; it is the expression of a national feeling of gratitude and joy. Just as independence was really the cause of the whole country, although the Tories did not believe it, so the perpetuity of the Union, as the security of the liberty and equal fights of every .citizen, is the cause of the whole' Nation. If it were merely the celebration of the victory of the North over the South, nothing could be more unwise than such a festival. But obviously, and consciously upon the part of every one who shares in it, it is no more the celebration of a victory, in the limited personal sense, than our national anniversary. Therefore we see no reason to doubt that it will gradually become a general and national festival. It may be otherwise observed than now, although it is not easy to imagine any observance more appropriate and beautiiul. One of the most significant feasts of the Romish Church in Italy is All-souls’ Day. Then the friends and relations of the dead visit their graves, and the Church militant and the Church triumShant mingle. Let this be our All-sauls’ »ay. Let it spnd us meditatively to the graves of our heroes, and there, as we recall them and renew in memory our common hopes and joys and pains, let us also renew our vows to live for the great cause for which they died. The longer the day is celebrated the tenderer the feeliDg will become) ana when this generation, which saw the war and felt its sharp wounds, has passed, away, nothing bat the cause and the hefrilsOi wil r'remai a for admiration and for undying honor.— Harper's Weekly,

A Gem.

The following little paragraph contains a whole volume of truth and suggestion, and it well studied and acted,upon, would prevent much and prove a most effectual remedy for much that now exists: “It is the easiest thing in the world to be happy, if men and women would only think so. Happiness is only another name, for Jove; Jqc. where love exists .in a household there happiness must also exist, even though it has poverty fora close companion. Where love exists not, even though it be in a pallace, happiness can never come. He was a cold and selfish being who originated the saying that ‘ when poverty comes in at the door, love flies out at the window and his assertion proves conclusively that he had no knowledge of love; for, unquestionably, the reverse of the axiom quoted is nearer the truth. When poverty comes in at the door, Jove, true love, is more than ever inclined to tarry and do battle with the enemy. Let those who imagine themselves miserable, before tjiey find fault with their surroundings, search in their own hearts fbr the true cause. A lew kind words, or a little forbearance, will often open the way for a flood of sunshine in a house darkened by the clouds of discord and unamiability.”.

An Incident.

The Washington Chronicle says that among the incidents of Memorial Day at Arlington was one showing the Jove of a great Captain for his fallen comrades—one which escaped the many eyes of the press, but which was witnessed by two of the ladies on the Committee on Decora* tions. After the crowd had departed the carriage of the President drove to the far end of the cemetery, where the President altghted and taking a large basket of flowers from i the hands of Mrs. Grant, scattered them upon the graves of the soldiers. ',

How an Old Negro Calculated His Age.

The Petersburg (Va.) papers relate the following registration incident in that city: . An aged colored man came up to his voting place upon crotches, seemingly with great difficulty. The prescribed

formula, “ How old are you?” was naked, when the old man was thrown into much perplexity. Recovering himself, however, he muttered in ap undertone, which was overheard: '' “ Well, how ole is my die IhiUisar /• It so happened that a gentleman was Standing by, well acquainted with him, who promptly answered: “Your old master Is about flfty-flve years of age.” * “ Well, how ole Is missus?” “She is about forty-five years old.” "An’ Miss Sallle ?" • "Thirty-five, perhaps, next fall.” “An’young missus*" « Nineteen this coming August." 1 “ Well, I’se older den all put together; for I knows when dey all was born." It is needless to say that the old man was passed amid the good feelings of all present.

A Correction.

A card is published by C. Aultmnn, Esq., for, many v<-ars the head and responsible manager or the mell-known house of C. An#tmun Co., munufuetiirera of the “ Sweepstakes,” the most popular of the old style of threshing machine*, and also President of the Aultmnn A Taylor Manufacturing Company, Mansfield Ohio, manulaclurera us tile Improved “ Aultman & Taylor” Thresher, in '*M«h be -talcs that hi* relations with and *MI blunt of those two widely different iiihohines, arc correctly stated In the descriptive circulars of the jiultmah d- Taylor Thresher, and uot in the “ Sweepstakes” circulars. Ife also states that whatever improving, inventing and manufacturing ability he may have, is devoted, in the tlrreshpr line, to the “ A liftman A Taylor” Thresher. It seems that this announcement is cuused.by unauthorized and misleading representations, in the advertisements of the Sweepstakes, by indiscreet persons, who do the advertising of that machine sttice Mr. Taylor retired from the General Agency. —fun a Machinist. Boon Aoents and others should read E. Hannaford A C'o.’s advertisement, “ MutU MoUey," etc. J2ET See advertisement of Buckeye Thresher.

Every Saturday.— No. 24 for June 11 contains a fresh chapter of Dickens’ new story, “The Mystery of Edwin Drood.” with the original illustration by Flldes. The illustrations are; The Valley of Puttlach, Switzerland ;.7nne, by Gavarnl; By the River; Capt. Cuttle and Jack Bunsby; Decoration Day; The Seven Ages; Scenes in Alaska; Night Hon. W. K. Forster. Fields, Os sood A Co., Boston. 15.00 per year. Chapped Hards, face, rough akin, pimples, ringworm, Balt rheum, and other cutaneous affections cured, and the skin made soft and smooth, by using the JUNIPKR TAR SOAP, made by CASWELL, HAZ AUD & CO., New York. It Is more convenient and easily applied than other remedies, avoiding the trouble of the greasy compounds now In ose Tint purest and sweetest Cod-Liver Oil In the world Is Hazard A Caswell's, made on the sea shore, trom tresh, selected livers, by CABWELI,, HAZARD & CO., New York. II la absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken tt prefer It to all others. Physt clans have decided It superior to any of the other oils In markcL Mgn* dr Window Shade*.— There is nothing more useful to the business man than an attractive sign or a well lettered window shade. It is a' p-rpetna! advertisement. And the more elegantly it is done the more n°efnl it is. The Stair Sign and Curtain Company of I'jtßnst Madison street, Chicago, are spoken of in the highest terms by the press of that city, and trom specimens of their work which we have seen, we tnink them the ablest firm In the We-t. They do work promptly and at reasonable rates, and ship goods toall parts of the country. After thirty'years’trial. Perry Davis' " ram Kill*r“ may Justly be styled the great medicine of the world; for there is no region of the globe into which It has not found its way, and none where tt has not been largely used and prized. Moreover, there is no clime to which it has not proved lteeif to he well adapted for the cure of a considerable varje'y of diseases; It is a speedy and safe remedy for hums, scalds, cuts, bruises, wounds and various other injurie-, as well as for dysentery, diarrhoea, and bowel complaints gener Ally; it is admirably suited for every race of men on the face of the globe. It is sold by all medicine dealers.

Persons who have once tasted »lane Mange Pndding*. Custards or Cr< a*’ s made from Six Moss Farink, am served with good ricu cream or milt, wil never need coaxing to use It, as it maVes one of the most delicious, nutritious, economical and h< a'tli riving articles of (bod ever-provided by a bountiful Providence. The Wife, both before and after she has become a matron, will And Plantatt >n Bitters literally a present help In time of trouble; and, under no circum stances or condition, can It pro/e oth« rwlse than beneficial. Du.lng nursing it may be taken ss an Invigorant, w th great advantage both to mother and infant; and, When maternal anxiety is awakened by the fading appetite, unnatural languor, and general Indisposition of a delicate daughter, there 19 no tonic or alterative which a 111 work such a rapid and h aithful chan, eln the c ndltlon of the fair lnval’d as Plantation Bit* Kuß. For the morning lassitude and depression of spirits, caused by late hours and what Is called taßhi*nsole dissipation, there is nothing comparable to this ainous vegetable restorative. ipyondoAot feel well yon wend for a doctor, he calls upon yon, looks wise, scrawls some hieroglyphics upon a piece of paper which you take to a drug store and there pay 50 cents to SI.OO, besides the doctor’s fee, for a remedy nine times out of ten not half so good as Dr. Morse’s Indian Root Pil:«, which cost but 25 cents per box. Do you think the former the best because you pay the most for it ? If you do, we advise you to use. Just as an experiment, the Morse’s Indian Root Pills. They are prepared from a formula pronounced by the most learned physicians of our country, to be the best and most universal of family medicines. The Morse s Indian Root Pills cure Headache, Liver complaints. Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Female irregularities, &c., and are put up both sugar-coated and plain. Give them a trial. Bold by all dealers.

The Popular Tonic of the Age. Tie day ha* gone by when a medicine without ■ merit could command and retain the confidence of the world. Advertising induces the public to try many things, but in this shrewd and thoughtful age, words will not sblßcc without proofs, and It is by the exercise of their private judgment, men determine the relative value of the various articles recommended to their notice through tho bnalness columns of newspapers. Hostettcr’s Stomach Bitters has now been subjected to this searching ordeal for more than eighteen years, and the result is that it stands at the head of the class of remedies to which it. belongs;. It has distanced and Mvfcd down innumerable , competitors, apd is to-day the Standard Vegetable Tonic of the wests ern world. The happy effects which have followed its nse in cases of dyspepsia, biliousness, nervous affections, Intermittent fevers and general debility, and as a constitutional invigorant, hava entitled it to-nnlversai confidence. Nothing can ever shake ill reparation, for it is based on the individual experiences of tens of thousands of witnesses, embracing prominent and well known citizens of every profession, occupation and class. There is not a ci'y, town or settlement, in the United States where it is not a medicinal staple. No druggist or general dealer would consider his stock complete without it, and the retnrns of the internal revenue department show that its sales exceed those of any other proprietary restorative manufactured on this side or (he Atlantic. The beneficial results derived during a long series of years from the use at Hostetter’s Bitters, havr’ convinced the whole community that the only trne way to restore to health a broken down or debilitated svstem, or to put the hnman body on its defence When exposed to unwholesome influences is to invigorate, regulate and purify It at one and the same time.

fßatchelor’s Hair Dye. This splendid hair dye is the best in the world, the only trne and perfect Dye; harmless, reliable, instantaneous; no disappointment; no ridiculous tints | remedies the ill effects of bad eyes ; invigorate* and leaves the hair soft and beantifnl black or brown. Sold by all Druggists and Perfumers, and properly applied at the W lg Factory, 16 Bond street, New York. Durno’s Catarrh Snuff Strengthens Weak Eyes—lmproves the Hearing, Relieves Headache, Promotes Expectoration, Cure* Catarrh in its worst forms, and Sweetens the Breath. It contains no Tobacco, is mild, and promotes a pleasant sensation and beneficial results to all who appreciate “ A Clear Hoad." Sold everywhere by Druggists. Klddbr ft WtrrHnuu., Agents, 104 Wllltam-st., New York. THE BEST AND ORIGINAL TONIC OF IRON —Phosphorus and Calisaya, known at Ferro-Phoe-phated Elixir or Calisaya Bark. The iron restores color to the blood, the phosphorus renews waste of the nerve tissue, and the calisaya gives natural, hea’thful tone to the digestive organs thereby curing dyspepsia in Us various Tonus’ wakefulness, general debility, depression of spir" its; also the best preventive against fever and ague. One p4at contains the virtues of one ounce of calisaya. and oae teaspoonful, a grain of iron and phosphorus. Manufactured only by CASWELL Hazard ft co., successors to Ca«w*ll, Mack ftCo., New York. SbiU hy Druggists.

Tbe Most Popular Medicine Exiant--1840! Tlilrty Years )|B7O Since ttie Introduction of P KICKY UAVIS; PAIN KIIIER. Thi'tjr years it h%* been before the public, and In that time bad two me known Inal parts of the world, and hem n»ed by p*ople of all nations itmiialm*, ioaar, that same tr odand efficient remedy. Ita wonderful power In relieving ti.e moat severe paina ban ncYt-r teen equaled, and it has earned Ita worid-wi<-« popularity by lu intrinsic merit. No roialive agent haa hud »o wlde ap.ead sale or given such onlv roa' RR’lsf ctlon. DlrecUona Accompany each bottle. J. N. IIiIKIUS A CO., Boic Proprietor C'lni'inUatl, Oliio. Hold by all Dni(lM>. qa q q SOMETHING NEW! Will all those A filleted with Gough or Consumption He,id the fbllowlng and learn the value of AIjIjEIN’S LUNG BALSAM. 1)11. LI OYD, of Ohio. Surgeon In the army during the war. from expo-ure, contracted 4yn*omp»lon. He waya: ”1 have no be-ltanc y In Hating that It waa by tbe umc of your LUNG KALttAM that 1 am now ailve and enjoyii g health ” life. KLKI'IIIKK, of Missouri, say a: “ I recommend your KALBA.M 1 pr fr« nce »o any other medicine for Concha, and it glvoa satisfaction. ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM Jr th® reni'Miy to cure all Limp and Throat difficulties It should he thorough y tehteu bs:'ore ußlnr any other BalS'.m. It will cure when all otiiers fall. Directions accompany each bottle. J. M. HARRIS A CO,, Bole Pionrle ora, Cincinnati, Ohio, tar" SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. WANTED AGENTS -To sell Ui. IH).HK .HOT VV TLr. ->hvv N<. M .LHIN«. Prico XßT. It mak-is the “ Loc*< B'it r h** (aline« n both alrtca>nnd Is the only licensed under-lee 1 Machine fold for less than •60. Licensed t.y Wheeler & WUe/m, G»*ove- & Maker, and Singer A Co. All-other jmder-f-ed Shut le Ma chines Roldf r Icrr than |6O are infringements, and the «e ler and uner liable, to prosecution. Address JOHNSON, CLARK & CO., Boston, Mass., Pittsburgh, Pa., Chicago, IU , or St. Louis, Mo. LARGEST! BEST! CHEAPEST! EuterpriM*, Industry, Tnct, 1/ibcin lity nud tlir Uchl Talent Have for over Twenty V earn been freely used upon MOORE’S RURAL NEW-YORKER, And as a result, it Is now, pre r minently, the Largest, - est and Cheapest Illvsi r atro Rural. Liivkaky and Family Wkkkly 4n tlic World. Tens or thou Rsudaor wirte-nwake People, ail over the Continent, take and admire the Ki ra E lor Its superior .Vnlity, VOt e. Wdst ration** Style, dr. Th.- PR ESS mi<l I’EOI’I.E PRA ISE IT! rorexa i. pie, an Exchange saya: “ nut Rural is the i/fxi E funnily Pi itUed, Abtu Edited. Widt.y Ctirulaird and Urartuy Welcom'd Paper* as a whole, icll fi now fi -d' its troy amour/ the People." g?r- Vol. X XII. b- gins July 2. Try it! Only $1 SO per voumeo 26 numbers, or 03 per year. Leas to clttbs. Subscribe Xmr! Address D. p. T. MOORE, 41 Perk Bow. New York. U ELI A HI,R ( II LOR \ L PREPAR ATIONS. PAINE'S TRIE CHLORAL SOOTHER! KOI! AT) LTB \M> (’•rILUREN. Protlurns Sleep nud Relief from Pain, and F aLutUAl£<aand eijg’ tfni tonlc. Siipc*ri«r to (): him. Mo'p ,in und all XV» o ics. > i h none of tnel • ban f.l ♦tt cts. garOnet ulottheChloral Soother w.ll indue.* you to aboard forever the Opium Elixirs A a nly ues,’ Chlora iy « est, fcbo hlng fly nos, &C-, v hich hm* poisoning men, women tinrl chlloren to such an a'arm in extent. 8m»ll bott • b, :Y> en r s. P^un' l l'aine’s Chloral Throat Pastilles. Delightful an*» • tttcicloi s. Instantly rtli-i'e C 'Ugto, H obchliis. Hoarsen* Mty-A sterna, Whooping-Cough, Ac. 35 e< nbabo *. Sol® proprietor*: PAINE BROTHERS, Wholesale Druggists, - —J’Clilof 1 Depot,”.;B Maiden La*,e, Ni_w York. ASK TO IK DBUOOISr FOR THEM. RE AD TH IS I \VE W'ILL PAY AGENTS H*2s per week and ex- • v penseSi to sell the Greatest Discoveries of the Age. Address, Wbkatox, llexry & Co., Marshall, Mich.

FIRE WORKS! FIBE WOBKSSEI.AIiS. CHINESE GOODS AXD FANCY LANTERNS. Particular attention paid to orders forpubllaand private exhibits ns; bring air anufacturer can sell fifteen percent, lower than any other house in the city. Orders by mall will receive p-ompt attention. CHARLES WOkiil®. P.0.80x 77. 149 Lake St., Chicago. WANTED AOENTS—To sell the OCTAGON SKVViNG f* IIINK. It is licensed, ma ea the “Elastic Lo:k Stitch,” and is war anted tor 5 years. Pi ice, 3115, All other machines with an under-feed sold lor il.) or less are Infrineements. Address 001 AGON SK.VVINg MA« MINE CO., at Louts Mo., inttsburgh. Pa., Chicago, HI., or Bostan, Mass. MUCH MONEY CLASS SUBSCRIPTION BOOKS. 5,000 more may do tbe same. Extra lib ral eomiulss ons. Send to us and see for yourself E. HA 'NAFORD A CO , Publishers. ITT w. Foi.rtn-st, Cincinnati, Ohio For Farm and Neighborhood Use. BUCKEYE Thresher and Gleaner. Tlilß Machine Is In every way superior to anything of the kind ever Introduced.. It is made of the beat material, Is compact and handsomely llnished, and does its work as well or bettor than tl.e host of the larae threshers. With our new PbANET LEV Lit POWER 6 homeland foui horses It will thresh from 100 to OTO bushels ot Wheat, and Ironi 200 to JOO bushels of oats per day; separating thoroujibly, and delivering the grain lit lor market, and the straw in good condition. Ihe Buck at n is easily handed by the ordinary force ot a farm, and Is atlordod at a price witliln reach of any thriving larmcr. Send for Descriptive Clrcalar. Standard Sorso Machinery, Victor Cane Mill, i C«ok Evaporator. VICTOR GRAIN DRILL. FARM, SCHOOL AND CHUROfI BELLS. n rfnd Price I ista of the above Machines, also Aland Book for .870, will be sent free on an. plication. Parties defjring the Agency for any of the above Mac lues will please odd nttui tia without delay, aa we ai e now completing our arrangements lor the , , " BLYMYER, FEARING & CNfc, i’hicdgo, lU. Officer and Warehouse. Ml. Bmnch aud Sebof -eta. Blymycr, Dav.A Co., Mansfield, Ohio. Blymyer, Norton & Co.. < inclnnatl, Ohio.

f FANNING’S Kid Fitting SKELETON CORSET. This Corset is constructed on an ent'rcly new prln cipie. being open, and thereby allowing theflrcest circulation p ssible, bfsld:s giving perfect ease and comfort to the wearer, and at. the same time all the bdvantages of the cammon Corsets In giving support to the body. For Health Grace and Comfort, they 1 are unrivalled in the market. They are particularly recommended for summer wear, and warrft climates, although equally Well adapted to all a-aeons of the yeir. They are highly recommended by medical and scientific men. For Sale by all first class dea.ers. For circulars prices, Ac., ad resa the WORCESTER fcKIKT CO., Worcester, Mass. ... MS* Wwjaito He' «f .end tin and sword through the boweig ol tha Toad, woald.be scarcely more cruel than it Is to tear and *reck the delicate and sensl'lYe nnmbrraes and flssnes of the d.s- lMu*gl»>g o -gALt, with a coarnlslnc purgative* Nb medicinal preparation at present hocwn, »o completely, nerma erftfa rad p*h Fwlt relieve# cOnenpitlon. as Taeha't’s Effervbsqknt Ssltzkb A p jiri *n t, and a< it slmuuaneo *sly invigorate* tne digeat'op, Tegulatr s tht action ol the lHrer, a d refre-h-s the debilitated system, it Is Justly etteemod both qntd.eal men and the public at Urge, a# and Indispensable specific In oyspepMa, billons atta ks, sick beaoache, physical prostration, and all complaints affec the secretive,

CAUTION V' TO *■ WATCH BUYERS. th. trademarks of gs nulae Waltham ” a obi i. “toSIIs not only »“v.«d on the purcbMW.but. gre.t injury to the r>s>ul»Uou of tbe Mtl - To .void imposition, buy >rs slionid Insist on gemn, genuine Walth tin-Walchea and take n0 # & tlvft only safti rule, alnce tome deavor to sell other wamhoa In preference on Which WHO., styles aMBKTCAN WATCH Co,Crescent'»t.W»lih»m, Muss. APPLETON TRACY A Co .Waltham, Mass. waltham'watch co -SSSSk WM' ' W.ithara', Mss!. HOME WATcii C 0... .-...805t0n, Mss*. Examine the fuelling of these names carefbHy belore buying. Any variation even of a single letter Indicates a counterfeit. For sale by all leading Jewelers. ROBBINS A APPLETON, General Agents, 1 Broadway, N,Y. lirAWTED AGENTS- $75 to S2OO per month, Yv everywhere, male and female to Introduce the GENTJINfI IMJ’HOVKD common sense family SEWING MACHINE. This Machine will stitch, hem, fell, tuck, quilt, cord, bind, braid ai.d embroider in a moßt superior manner. Price only $lB. Fully waminttor five years. We will pay SIOOO for any machine that will sew a stronger, more heaullful.or more elastic scam than ours. It makes tbe “ Elastic Lock Stitch ” Every second aUtch can he out, and still the clotb cannot he pulled apart without tearing it. We pay Agents from 175 to 200 per montirand expenses, or a commission from which twice that amount can be made. Addreat SkCOMB & CO. PITTSBURGH, PA.; BOSTON MASS., or bT. LOITIB, MO. CAUTION—Beware of all Agents soiling Machines under the same name as ours, unless they can show t Certificate of agency slgued by oa. We shall not hold ourselves responsible for worthless Machines, sold by other part es, and shall prosecute all partes either selling or using Machines under Oils name to the full extent of the law, unless such Machines w* re,obtained from us or our Agents. Do not be imposed upon by parties who copy our advertisement and circulars and oiler worthless Machines at a less price. AGENTS WANTED FOR THI WILSON SEWING MACHINE. The bi«t Lock Stitch, Family Machine, at the loweet price*, wholesale or retail. Fxtra Inducement* to traveling or local agents. A pply to E. SMITH & CO.. OXN’L AOT*.. 11l Malison 8t„ Chicago.

(ESTABLISHED 1830.) WELCH & GRIFFITHS 8.W8! AXEB! 8AWB! CUW* of all descriptions. AXES, BELTING and OMILL FURNISHINGS. CIRCULAR SAWS with Solid Teeth, or with Fat.nt Adjustable Point,, *uoeriui Uj all Irwenni Teeth >Sate*. pr Price. Reduced. .Al tW~ Send lor Price L!»t and ClrenTar*. JH WELCH <k URIKFITHB, Boaton )la.N, or Detroit. Mich. r_ PALMER’S EMERY UKI Iff DE K Is far superior to any other In the market for grinding Mower and Reaper rinive*. as It cuts faster, turns easier, keeps always true. Is shipped at one-fourth thocest Is cheaper and more durable, and alter harvest can be clami*ed to a bar or table and used as a home and gen eral grinder. Aend for our Circular. Agents wanted. Address A. T. BATES A CO, 65 8. C&nal-Bt., Chicago, 11l

BDR.SACE’S Catarrh

NoHuhbUo. It la warranted to cure lo»t or impair, d Taste, Smeif or Hearing, Watering or Weak Kyea offensive bre a'ti, U loerated Throat or Mouth, Pain and Pressure in the Head, and loss of Memory when caused, ss all of them Ireqnently are, by the ravages es Catarrh. It is pleasant ana painless to use, contains no strong poisonous or caustic drugs, bat otree bn iu mild sooth tno action. I will pay (SO. Howard for a case of Catarrh that can not cure. FOB SALE BY MOST DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE Pbiob Only B 0 Cnrrs. .. If your Drnggist has not yet got it on sale, don’t be put eff with some worse than worthless strong stuff, bfumlgator." or poisonous caustic solution, which will driee the disease to the lungs Instead of curing It, but send sixty cents to me and the remedy will reaeb you by return mall. Four packages, post-paid, 13.00, one dozen for *5.00. Send a two cent stamp for Dr. Sage’s pamphlet Catarrh. Addros. the Proprietor, :c V. PIERCE, M. D.,

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CkirCMCM Wanted In a pitying business. 8. OALtomtn Khnnkuy 4 1 3 Chestnut t>t., l’M la YES! IT Is~Tßllf7| That the Best 3fou»r*—the Best Dropper*— l he Bent Self R her* to be found In the world are the Odginal and Reliable Double notion £tna Nine line*, made by the yETNA MAS UN AUTUKING 00.. of Ba’ lem. Ohio. Bend for Pam phlet containing particular.. nnilPOlUP’d Ask your grocer for Prusulne'. rmI.VMPIII o Older Vinegar-warranted pure, 1 iiisir JLs n° I palatable, and to preserve U WLpftD pickles. First premium awardVIIHUAn. Jcd at theU. 3. Fair, 111 State Fair and Chicago City Fair, Largest works In the United States, Established 1818. CHAB, CL E. PRUSSIA G, 330 and 341 Slate Bt., Chicago, 111. Black as the Raven’s Wing Is Kidd r’s Raven lodelib’e Ink. It flows freely, never blots, and never fae'es. Used as easily as common ink, wlih a steel or a quill pen. Rea.ember “ Raven Ink/* Bold everywhere. BIDDER A WETHERELL. Manufacturerr, N.Y. sstb. ENOCH MORGAN^SSONS 7^ B&v itCT-l. 211 Washlngton-st. N. Y. » M gpUßi For Cleaning Windows (Without water); removing Stains from Marble and Paint) Polishing Knives, (no scratching); Washing Dlshea. scrnbblng Floors, Fleer Cloth, Tables, Bath Tubs, Ac.; Polishing Tin, Brass, Iron, Copper and Steel Wares; Removing Gums, Oil, Hast and Dirt from machinery Indispensable for Honse Cleaning, and all uses (except washing clothes)- It costs bnt a few cents, and Is sold brail good Grocery. Drag and Notion Stores. A GENT- W» IMTKD—Every where-eForgoods -fa a. sta;le »s floor, am?paying 1(0 to 800 p>r cent, prod. One ageqrsells to 07 families out of TO Another sells |BS worth In Threb hoars. Samples sett free. C. M. LKNINGTON, 88 Sonth Halated »t., Chicago. wonderful hook has full Instructions to enable the reader to fa*clnate eitherse*. ora-y animal, at Will. Mesmerism, Spiritualism, and hundreds of other curious experiments. It can be obtained by sending sddn*A *Co , ' -5 No. 41 fronth, Eighth Bt-, Philadelphia, ffiiia-ans bs'Sc ;,e»?'isrTiSKfACs,if®. «*i SiTMIS:., rKK mi*. Mo. cUt this out And send twentytffvO'asnt* for * ticket and drew a WATCH, Sewing Machine, Piano, Or some article of val te, No Blanks. Addr as PACKARD * CO., Cincinnati, Obi

A BRE AT MEWCAWRCOVEftI Dr. WALKER’S CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BITTERS

Hundreds of Thous^rids B * W ’‘TuW I 4t'v."Effa # M” ,U: ?, r ; WHAT ARE THEY? \ THEY ARE NOT A VILE IFANCY DRINK,

FOR FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood or at the turn of lift, these Tonic BLttera have no equal. tJ* Send for a circular.

Made of Poor Rnm, Wlilukoy, I’i oof Hpli- -» nmlKel'nm* Liquor. docu>rtd, splcoU and sn t ill'd to please the laste, called “ Tpuicn," “ >\pp * ers," “ Restorer*," &c., that lead tlie llppler u - tw drilnkenncaa and rnln.hut arc a true Mi dielne, n ude lYons the Nailvo Root* and Herb* of CaWfornla, 1 • *o from nil Aicobolic Stimulant*. Ibcy are fittEAT BLOOD I’L’RIFIEK nml A L!F i DICING PRINCIPLE a perfect Renovator <. Invißorator of the System, carrying oil all poison" •» matter and rc*torlng the blood to aliealtby nmdl” •' No person can tukc tliefie Hitters according to li ‘ tion and remain long ttmrcll. 8100 trill bo given for an incurable case, provide 0 tlie bones arc not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, ond tlie fltsl organs wasted beypod -ho point of repair. For Inftnminntory nml Chronic It hrumile tlnm nntl Gout, Dyapepatu, or Indlgeslle.;, Illiioiia, Remit tout nnd Intermittent Fev »m Disease* of the IMnod. Liver, Kidney. ■ ' Bladder, these Hitter* have hecn moat sucoe - ful. Such Dineane* are caused by Y’itint Blood ,which 1* Rencrnlly produced by derangoim of the DlKOMtivo Orirnua. DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION. H.-J ache, Pain in the Shonldors,Cough*, TiElitncaaof t .a Ctiest, Dizziness, Soar Ernctations of the Stomach, Had taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammationot tho Lungs,l’aln In t’ j regions of the Kidney*, and a hundred other pain-ul symptoms, aro the offspring* of Dyspepsia. They invigorate the stomach, and stimulate tv V“ ■ pldliver and bowels, wldcli render tlicm of nnequMgeveffleacy in cieanaing the blood of all Unpurities, nntl imparting new life and vigor to the whole system. FORBKIN DISEASES, Erupt lons,Tetter, *• Klincm, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Botis.Oorbuncles, Ring-Worms, Scald Head, Sore Eype, Erysipelas, itch. Scurfs, Discolorations of IheSkln, riuinont and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,, aro literally dug np and rarriecLout of the system In a short time by tlie uscof these Hitters. One bottle lit such cases will convince the most Incredulous of their curative effect. Cleanse the Vitiated lilood whenever you flncl "a impurities bursting through the BkiuinPiin pies, E' I'tions or sores ; cleanse it wiieu youlltlrt it obstructed and sluggish lu tlie vslns •,'cleansu it when it is 1 ul, and your reelings will tcllyouwhcn. Keepthc blood pure and tho hcnlth of the system will follow. PIN, TAPE and other WOK. HS, lurktugin tho system of so many thousands, arc effectually dest: eyed and removed. For full directions, read caret, tho circular around each bottle, printed in lour uuiguages—English, German, French and Spanish. J. WALKER, Proprietor. R. H. MCDONALD * CO., Druggists and Gon. Agents, San Francisco., C aland 32 and 34 Commerce Street, New York. tr SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND PE.M.nW.

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