Rensselaer Union, Volume 1, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 September 1869 — A Very Short Epistle from Mr. Nasby. [ARTICLE]

A Very Short Epistle from Mr. Nasby.

[Wroia flic Toledo Blade.] Peiver's Tavern, ) Holmes Co., Ohio, Sept. I,IBGO. )' I hed appeal to the Democracy uvMaine, Ohioaudl’ennsylvany, but Jeßt,cii I wqz a finikin uy it up, thgiinfamottß wr&cji,. Pepper,' Otme in with his bill for board. I can’t liquidate it, and I am preparin to lie ejected from the premises. DtTkHdwfroin experience what method will be adopted to remove me treat the house, I hcv atulbaMte sheets froth n*v bed tn the fasat <tv filv pantaloons. Thus genius mitigates evils wicli it cannot altogether avoid. TB€3Eeetswill ease the kick, and kin be sqW for emiff to pay ralerode fare. Let Pepper come. I ant prepared. I shel go to Mock Chuuk, Pennsylvanv. Asa Paseker, our glorious standard-bearer, he* twelve millions uv dollars, and I want to get in-afore it is all gone, K/. the leaders uv the Philadelphia Dimocracy liev lied full swing at him for over a month, I must make haste. In the general blucdin tlic old man hez subjected hisself to, it would be an infamous sliamc if git a few drops. O that Pendleton was old, and rich, and anxious to be tJuyemor. o how I envy them Pennsylvany Democrats who have Packer in hand! It’s better for cut than a guMMAne.’ ‘But— I bear Pepper’s steps on the stairs. Adoo. ATi V. Nashy, Wicli wuz Postmaster.