Rensselaer Union, Volume 1, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 July 1869 — Page 4

NASBY.

TYrom the T<*•«• BMO the nomination or wmcßAim m onto —A QXUK. ftrm'lTmn, H«m» Co .O. l : > Jooljr U. I***. f I*nrr the Corner* the day after l lost my position and without any apeehl pur po«e wandered up into my old ttanopin grounds In Ohio 1 wuz reoeeved with a oorjaltty wich affected me profoundly. Them wich bed bin turned out *V offise* cood sympathize with me, and them wich bed never got em, felt it still more deeply, ec they rgssaggerate the benefit* to be derived from offish) poMshen and actilly wonder how a man wich ever held an offl* kin survive decapltashen 1 hed no difficulty in borrowin enuff dollar* uvltae sturdy yeomanry *v this section, to not only keep me afloat here for a time, but to pervide agin a passage through *n A Wish n country es sich need be.* My expenses here will be light, e* I am boardiu and drlnkln on tick exclusively i tald-tbe landlord the drat day to mark it down et it wus inconvenient to make change fifty times per day. He possibly may wish he hed taken the trouble to make change. The 4*y af\c r the Democratic. State at poln’-. bos we held a in formal meetln uv thr Democracy at the tavern, to wich I wez stay in, the most uv the veterans bein tn re. The sceen reminded me uv Banom’s so much that

I actilbL Hied,. tears. Dimocrasy is alike. ev«y#keret Ther wtu the bar, with bottle with tansy in jit, and the big bellied bottle without tansy"in it: thcr vni tbe box uv pipes, the two brows wich are doomed never to bejroo'fcdl cz lemon Jooke weakens likkcr; ther wuz Pepper, the landlord, with his sleeves rolled up, a Danin onto his elbows onto the bar; behind him a port rate nv Jackson an hi? fpnen Bteed, wavin his sword toward ttie British ; beside it a hand-hill for a mass Convenehun uv the ! > csirfok fast year, common sin with the tr#«ffJ*hrthouox line: “Do you want to marry a nigger!” in large black type, with a -picter uv Wendell Phillins kissin a wench, at wich the Dimocrasy have indig nated regterly f<ir ten veers. Seetid on bu^tidjChC'rs, ernpy n»il kegs, and leaning An tbebar, wuz a groop wich was simply a doftpltkif uv the X R ■ads, and so aMBMt-th*t 1 caught myself *ayin “ Deekin ” lots uv t'mes. I sed “ Capttn ”to a map Who wuz so neer like McPelgr, ez to justify the suspicion that the father uv the present Hugh hed many yeers before bin a cit:zin uv that visinity, but I keerful not to do so agin. Krtciin me by the thmtcMvb sternly remarkt: ‘“Sir! don’t put anv uv them titles onto me sir, I;yJfc*no Capttn. tha’k Heven." He wuz paghtlTcd when T told him that his remat k able resemblance to a Confcdrit Cap'in occasioned the mistake, wich pleased him so rhathe ! o-Wunsi aikt me to takesuth'n. This Ppcftflff a new field to me, wich I work cl ! dtsktvered to wunst an amazin r a -mbl'-ncc between all uv e m and distin gu*slST "Southern commanders. While waitin the rctnrn uv Squire Pet'.ibone, wich wuz a deligate to the State Convenshn. ' fell to talkln uv the old times wich tried mens’ soles, in the earlier uv the war. Pepper, the landlord, gave a remeniscence uv the shootin uv tw tfUfisP¥ in the very room iivwvm w* » 't. ’ The spot em wich they they fell, he bed. put the stove over that it mite be kept sakred- Mr. Bortle, an old sviat, whose nose wuz light in his pathway to the a mere tragide tale to tellJ tHe. wuz on* uv them wich sholderw his f rwlin peeceto resist the draft up in this county, and wuz taken by b'oo-c a’ed t'j-elms and oar’ed off s o Camp CTt‘>se where he wuz k< pt m d >o a ce ' ile so. weeks, witu nothin v. atever to live on*o bet the yooenal rasbema uv * *<>ljer ! Onetil« the war wich his nafneit waz Bibbift, accompanied Vsll indygum thrqujrb the lines, wich lines wuz com mancidoy Rosecrans. ITe wuz present when that accursed villain—that tool ny the despotic ape Iffnkin—hed the’ impuden*n<> rfbooee our rfiartymi “Saint, and his blood Idled ez be heered it. At this pins, Abe entire assemblage profaned The letter uv ltitfeorana to the Legislature uv Ohio wuz dooly read, and the audaahus sentiment theiein contained wuz dooly and emphatically damned. Ez the likker ci rttulawd, we got m <re afid more enthoi l<»-t c on this tit, and our blood ■waruiei and throbbed more vilently through our veins cz we toasted Vallandygum and f irever and ever cursed the wigtohed hirelios who opprest him, and through him, us. : —— Finally we hcerd the rumblin uv wheels ovfer the hill and we knowff that it wuz Square Pettibone a corn in from the st.ashuts with the news uv the convenshun He drove Up and we rushed out to greet ttfßjp J “ Ror for—wh*> shel we ’rpr for ? ’’ exclaimed Pepper. ‘ For R*»nty,. uv course!” shouted one. “For Vallaiuh’gura ! ” sed another. “ For tarev!sed another. * *My friends! ” shouted Petti lion e, “My frieyiio, ’.r or, fir—Rosi>cranß and victory! ” “AVUt? ” rtnwrkk a dozen uv us. “Who? ” remarkt the others “ Hell! ” r< markt the balance. “ Yoor triflin with us!” remarkt Pepper. “None uv yoor jokes?” ejickilatod Bortle. And the astonisht PettiboAe wuz in danger uv bein roughly handled. But he flualjy convinst them that Rosecrans wu2 reely and trooly the Dimocratic nominee, a net that it wuz no joke watever. T hed a great deel uv trouble with em. They Wtz bound not to touch Rosecrans, and they swore they hadfbinbetrayed aud sold put. The platform, however, saved ua When bread it to em and explaned how cleerly it condemned the war by refoosin to pay the indebtedness inkurred in prosekootin it, and how indignantly it spurned the administrashen and so on, they became cool “Es Rosecrans hi z reely come to us,” I sed, “ let us open our arms and take him They retired not pleased, but in sich a state that I hev no doubt the heft uvem will vote.ezyoosual.anuDScratched tickit. .They, took/down Mickiclao; why not Rosecrans!

That nite, after I retired to my virchus couch, I feH unto a troubled s'eep, and dreetned. The dr< em. wich afflicted me wuz more instructive than cnteriainin. Methawt the Di .• ocfisy uv Ohio wuz in council, seek in for a leedcr in the comin conflick They trotted out in review, all utem, box they couldn’t find a man in the party who wuz not so fearfully defective ez to Ixj legally apd entirely, wonhlis for TalUndygum wuz ee spotted ez a leper; Ranney wuz tinged 7?!')? th ® ruther advanced Dunccrisy uv 1863, and the other men spoken nV wnz full uv pplilikleulcers. Miles and running sores. The mensoun uv their names made the people hold thpir nosea Qne more wise than the rent, in a fit uv inspirashun sun* out “Rosecransr and the ijee hit J wuz tr ‘>ttea out and ft, ‘ 40 fdmirin ’ him. He Wuz well blit and comly, and hiz figger showd strehth and endoorance. He wuz encased into a glitierin coat uv blooouto wich shone the most gorgus decorashen wich oood be concetved. In letters uv lit* uv epwedia brilliancy wnz the words “West .Y&fe" “Stone River,” “Inky,” and Chtcamauga,” with the names uv other •cbeeveinents more or less notorious, and these decorashens with bis epaulettes, military sash and sword, spurs and sich, enveloped him from head to foot in a brilgorgeousuw uv wick wuz be*

yo*d compare. The manager* uv the show wich trotted him out iquinted at these things a mlnit, but thev squinted more pertickclerly at the multjtood wich surrounded them, to see tbe edfek wich it perdoost upon em, they slidln out uv site es be advanst, so that they -woodcut ob struct the view. Tbe site took the people —ther rose up from the throng a most in thooslastic cheer, and hat* went up into the air by thousands. ' •* It’ll do! it’ll do! Thank the Lord It’ll do!” shouted the managers, and they immejitly fell to embracin hint in their eztmcy. Vallandigutn fell onto his nur-k. but the spot where his hands struck the General obliterated ‘‘West Virgmny;" another delegate’s paw blotted out “ Stone River,” and the next embrace bustid •• iuka“ Chicamauga,” and the rust uv it. An ansbent delegate from Holmes county, which had taken an active part in the resistance to draiu, silly drawd, Ids sword and threw it away ; another delegate hacked off his spurs; a third snaked ors hts opilela, and before the poor fellow knew wat wuz bein done !b hint, they Tied gobbled pretty much all uv the ornaments wich hed glittered so bravely onto him. “ Don’t —for Heveu’s sake, don’t," ejackilated one who waz a candida'e for a county offl* in * close county. “ Wat are you doin ! " “ These things must come ors uv him to make him acceptable to our people," and they eagerly stripped ors one thing after another.

“ Gil out uv the way, there ! ” shouted another party comin up, “ put these reso looebens onto him and he’s ready .” They clapped ent over him—he staggered and gasped, but managed to stand up. •* For Heaven’s sake!” he said in a pleadin’ tone, “ for Heaven’s sake take tliis ors.” “Impossible!” returned them wich lied the muter in hand. “ Y,,u’r all rite now. Stand aside all uv yoo and fee now the people tike him now." They stood aside, hut to their surprise the people turned up their noses cz tumtgb they smelt suUitu, and hissed cuiiuourly insiid uv cheenn. . -—— “ Bhow us our Rosecrans,” they cried. “ This is Rosecrans 1 ” replied Vallandygum, puttin’ his arm rouutl his neck affecksnmtly. “ We don’t know him in them clothes and in sich company,” returned the inuititood, leavin in uisgust, In my dteem, the managers, when they saw the multilood treat their man so skorctally, fell to revilln uv him and kickin and cuffln nv him I awoke, jut ez he wuz a try in to git away, battered, bruised; be smeared and besmiched. I thought, ezl lay ponderin on the vision, that possibly, when asbljer trades his military repetashc-n fir a nomenashtn at our hands that it does strike the people jist ez tho he hed traded uniforms doortu the struggle, anil.that possibly the spccelashen won’t pay either him or us. But wat kin we do v

Petroleum V. Nasby,

(Wich wuz Post Master.)

MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

A thorough washwomau —Sal Soda. Dogs are the greatest wags we have. An extraordinary locality— the locality where the Dead Sen. It is bard to live without a wife—aud no gentle heart to get up cold mornings to build a fire. Acute Yankee farmer adv«rtiscs potatoes “just fifteen minutes earlier than the Early Roee.” Im-BOi-BR expression—Let it never be said that when a man jumps for joy “ his delight knows no hounds.” What is the difference between a farm er and a seamstress! One gathers what he sows, the other sews what she gathers A young man, “illnirate but polite,” on being iavited to attend a wtddiug, sent a note in response, saying: ‘‘l regret, that a circumstance repugnant t<> the requiesce will prevent my acceptance of the invite.” “ Here’s your money, dolt, and now tell me why your rascally master wrote 18 letters about that contemptible sum?’ “I’m sure I can’t say, but if you’ll excuse me, sir, I sort o’ reckon ’twas because 17 diun't letch it— -

An Indianapolis lawyer has received the following : “ Sir —can I get a devors, & how soon on the grounds that I canm >t support my wife have one child, a boy am willing to take care of the boy. aus imeadily <fc state what it will cost, if it cost S2O Fcant pay that much. Direct to box 340 Burlington Vt.” An accepted suitor, one day walking with the object of hts affections hanging upon hts arm, and describing the ardency of nis affection, said, “ How transported I am to have you hanging on my arm.” “Upon my word,” said the lady, “yon make us out a very respectable couple, when one i* transported and ihe other hanging.” A Yankee in Paris, who was listening to the boasts of some English and Frencn about the wonderful genius ot therr respective countrymen, at last “broke out,” and said: “O, pshaw? yeou git out! Why, there’s Bill Devine, of our village, who kin paint a piece of cork so ’zactl} like marble that the minute you thiow it into the water it will sink to the bottom jes’ like a stone.” > A young man having preached for Dr. Edmonds one day, was aDxious to get a word of applause for his labor of love. The grave doctor, however, did not introduce the subject,, and his younger brother was obliged to bait the hook for trim. “ I hope, sir, I did not weary your people by tne length of my sermon to-day ?” “ No, sir, not at all; nor by the depth either.” The young man was silent. J -' . - ..

The Boston Post remarks that there is not only a time for everything, but, there is the best time, for instance: The best time to court a woman is when she is Voung and pretty ; the btst time to ask a favor is just after a person has been to dinner; the best time to swap horses is before you cross a stream ; the best time to do a good deed is right away ; the best time to pay your debts aud addresses is when you make them; the best time to have anything to do with an umbrella is when it rains (providing you can find your own); the best time to correct an evil is when you find it out.

A traveler in Paris, having occasion for a hair cutter, Bent for one. At the ap pointed time an elegantly attired person arrived, and the gentleman sat down be fore his dressing case to prepare for the operation. The man walked round his “client’ once or twite, and finally taking his stand at some distance, attentively scrutinized the gentleman’s fica with the air of a connoisseur looking at a picture “ Well," said the 1 traveler; Impatiently, “ when are you going to begin ?” “ Pardon nue, sir," was the polite reply; “ I am not the operative but the physiognomic. Adolphe!” he cried out, and a sleeved and aproned barber entered from the hall; “ a la Virgil!” With this laconic direr tion as to the model after which the gentleman’s hair was to be arranged .the artist retired. A COKRKBPONDEKT of the San Francisco Built tin gives a long and interesting account of the lepers’ settlement on a peninsula of the island of Molokai. The place is very difficult of access, and when aleper has once been conducted thither he never returns. The settlement was established a little more than three years ago, and during that time 373 lepers have been cared for, of whom 84 have died. The 386 remaining cases are persons ranging is age from six to eighty years, and the Sot their affliction varies from lees out year to fifteen yean. The bus *» ■ . .

bands and wives of those stricken with lepposy frequently llye with them, and • f cn tor a long Ume without contraettug the disease The sb k are gem rally quite cheerful, f >r, although they are aware that their cases arc hopeless, It progy is a painless disease,;and all their mines become so 1m numbed that they To«e the feeling of self-loathing, which one wouhl suppose they must have in their horrible condition. The corri-spondetit describes the scene in the hospital for the worst cases with almost nauseating particu : ari‘y, but it is only necessary to imagine the most, loathsome condition of the hitman body to understand what their condition is Once, the lepers gave a grand hall, which, as hern described, was 'a most ghastly mockery at pleasure.

The Irish Republicans.

The following Is a copy of the platform adopted by the National IrtHh Republic *n party, at their recent Convention : Tie: Irluti Itcpiibtlrun* of the United Sint.* <if Aniertcsj In N*ilnn»l I’ttjjvejdi.on »wntnt)Tt ; dTtn the Tip ’h" sth of .1 u 1 y tw.i, have made the following dednra’lon of principle* : That tt t» the dnty -rs the lrl.h people lu till* llepohlic. and all over file worhj. 10 give their rapport to lhonu who, on principle.ront-nd for the rich' of all, Irrespective of race, color or res, to perfect liberty. ftm ir-’il. That loyalty to the- American Kepnbttc, a fixed ami unalterable determination to*t«nd by the only r--n! ly Ir-e country on enrtli. audio pn aerve anil detend tr igatiiel the »n»ck* met machlnatlona of all It* cnemie*. is the t!r»t political dnty which 'h<- lrl.h clti/.ensof this country are called to dlrcharge. /ttnoli’nl, Tnat torpread the principle* of freedom l.nduty we ow<- to otireclve* and tpthe op pre-*ed people* of the estth, and one which, ky' all mean* ron*j*tcnt with International ob/tpatton*. W-- ar<- bound to di-cha-ire. /frroftv-t/. That we ark for the opprcr*ed people of our native land, lor Unb*. and for tho dim re trodden people of all en*t,av.-d land*. Ih" syntpatiiy arid rttpporU of The p-i jile and (!',vcn;tn ut t-f ihe United stater. iitunh^ f, Tha' we protect agalu-t Hat pre-.-nce of the armed drrpotfrm- ttf Europe on tliir th+n tirlenl. amt pleiL-e onr ttearry co-operation loatiy pl’tn adopted lor their refijoval. itrMjlofd, That to Senapitr Sumner, of M trrti cbtirett*. and Uhandler. of Mlchiiran. we leriderour thank* f-tr th ■ noble effort* made tty ih'-tn I" re i a pH unice for the Inmltaand iujurier iriflict-Mt t*y Kngtjtnd on rhirenttntry, and which are ketiwn ar the - Alabama eI a ill! ' and that wo deel ,re Republic in Inriwttm; upon an ample apoloey lor the wrong committed, and lull compciira'ion tor the lot* rn-latned. That freo trade, falcely *ocalled, hein^'a ettuntrur und *tilfi*h device of tbe enrliv-r* ttf txv-nki tut, *a(m the. very fo:n,da:iOn (d Amt rCan prtrttperlty and indetteiHletice, ttntl that we, in the lntere-tr of the entire A-nnr.ic.ah people, claim full and adequate lepirlative protection to American lndn*try, and fir thot-eonly who tnaintat'i the proteip e of prulec 1 lou. ai.d * Utj wjlt - make honert - fi/>rtr to omhody it in a nrnt' five t a rill', rhould Hie votes of Iri-hmenjn Auierleabegiven. ■ ff-li.fr. t Tffiprfh*’ trnrii-Tiry Wliir.h induce* «o. many to i.eirl-ict th-- Cilltlva!i -n_ ni th-t ttplT, atid com?rugate in ere-it rith-r we repard a* ,an evil, -antfone wliich U eoilt-hfcit.e ni'ii'ilUiUv tiMli.r I - irh pepp'e of thi* country to lif.-.lono We therefore d-.clar-- our determlidnaflvtn to take measure* to afiord lactlitk-s it our lellt-w----countrytn-'.tt ttipetl le tlowu on t.he free anil f .r----t lie lamlr -if 1 ltfr great and aem-mur c -uniry. AVr'/f l'd j’hat w-i rejoice In the triumpliant succor- til the Hepubl-can cause a' the ate Pr- ridential eieciipn. and i>l*a|r,. ta, I’rerident (Iratit. our cordial and etrnerl rujimtrt ii. |lre-ervlllL-arid dwrehtlTiTg Iti- L'rtTar |-i,-,r:[.;■••* ~| hinnnn iiherfv at Innne andahri-ati.

fietnfrfif. That the e.xl-ltni- m:utralilv ]u-.vr Ininp inrtrnmental only in aiding Thu moiiarclder es the earth in snrtalnlm' their opprerrtve ryarem of goveinment and having on variou- otcarionr placed t ,t Am«E|can Government *n the Hiioma-jourpo-ition of using It* power for the support of said -Government*, anti receiving only in retlirn aniV" arid open ho--ilpy frr it; the Rrili-h aipl other Governments, we hereby pledge onrseTve* to labor for iheir entire repeal. AVro-Vo/, That the Government of the‘United Staler is one of enumerated power*, the h'atlonal Constlrntlon beitg the instrument which specifies them, and in which authority i- found for the cxerci.e of ruch power* a* will guarantee the perpet uiiy and prosperity of the Government. R’ ■ olvul, That thi* Uonveuticni respect fully ask that a gpueral law he pas-eil by Congress, allowing persons of foreign hinh to become cittveus of the United State* upon a residence of one year in this country ■ also, r,-striding State* fr an placing any Impediment to the speedy naturalization of such persons, with *uch rategnards as will . pr-tect the purity of the btfllot box. Rfolvrtl, That sohdivirimi -I of the Sih section of article 1 of tho Constitution of the United States gives a general power to carry into ellect the retjuestcuiuamed in the foregoing resolutions, aad where a general power is conferred or duty enjoined, every particular power necessary for, tin- exercise of the one, or the performance of the other. Is also conferred, and tint Congress ha* the power, in complance therewith, to pn*s all necessary and particular laws on this subject, that it may deem proper The following incidental resolution* were also adopted: Renol As member* of thfi great Kepnblfr.ui party of th- nation, that we pledge our lull support and influence tothe adoption of the propo-ed Kif-eenth Amcndmcnt-to tho-Coiutlmnon of the United State-. JRaoTve’i, That wo regard with Irullgnation The continued imprisonment ol 1 rish-Aint-rican ciri zens hv the “British Government for imaginary offense* in this country’, and we request or the Government of tfieUnited States to cause a strict inquiry 10 he made, to show cans-- why such American citizens are detained in British dungeons. Rmnlrnl, That we inaugurate an Irish National Emigration Association in connection with this Convention.

Ohio Democratic Platform.

If the Egyptians un'er Pharaoh had been called upon to frame a political platterm which should express their views as to the righteousness of the division of the waters, the safe passage of the Israt-1-ires-a-tld- till-, rel ll -n nt Dip myra tirr|P trT engulf their owp host, .they would have found themselves in pretty deep water. The Ohio Democracy have attempted tbe same task, however, in very similar cirumstances, and we tire much amused at_ the view their “chariots and horsemen” take of the situation. . ' L_ Their first point is that the Government ought to repudiate a part of tiie interest ou what they owe by collecting it back from their creditors in the form of a tax, and unless this can be done the Governin'nt ought to repudiate the whole debt. It is absurd thus to complicate the resolution by presentingUie two alternatives of partial and toal repudiation, and declaring that if weeaunothave half a loaf we w: 1 insist on the whole bread. Why Hot make the resolution a square one, wi h'outifs or huts, as -follows: *■ We-are f. c the national repudiation of the debt incurred

to save the Government. Our invest forbids us to pay the principal, apd our principles forbid us to pay ti>c interest." This is whs. the Vsilaodtehattjtners meau, and what they say, Why not say it plainly ? „ The second resolution is that sooner than pay the national debt in .gold the Ohio Democracy will repudiate it. If these arc the kind of measles that are under the Democratic skin in Ohio, it is well to bring them out.. We like to see the rash ” take to the surface rather than to the vitals. With Mteh feculent stomachs it must have made the Ohio Democracy deathly sick to see $800,000,000 of ihdet.t * edness (including the non-funded debt. »r rearagea, bounties, war claims, etc,) paid off within five years, and about forty-six mfflinus nf debt wiped out within the past, year, nearly all of it ’during Grant’s first quarter. The second resolution is incomplete, in that the Democracy of Oiiio forgot to tell us that they would be just aa

loth to see the national debt paid ns greenbacks as in gold. The third resolution denounces- a protective tariff, but its authors include a very’large the same men who, in the National oeratio Convention, endorsed a protec.tm: tariff. If the Democrats of Ohio 'denounce a protective tariff in their'State platform, and endorse jt in their national platform, which shall we accept as their" sincere and honest utterance ? In their fourth resolution the Ohio Democracy endorse “.limited hours of labor in manufacturing’ workshops" and the Homestead act, mea-ures which, whatever j their worth, have been enacted into law ! ,by Republicans, and are not, we believe, opposed by anybody. The fifth, sixth and seventh resolutions are devoted to a triple-coated whitewashing of the late General Assembly of Ohio, a business which seems to require a dou ble-sized brush and a good deal of lime. | We tell better how it looks when the ! job h&e had time to dry, - J I

The eljjhth opposes negro suffrage in Obi t, though for five years the Ohio Den o jnqr have sneered at the Republltmn pa ly for imposing impartial suffrage on Vi’glnia and not on Ohio. The ninth observes that the Radicals have blown “ Slates righls ” so high that there isn’t enough of them left to hold an inquest on or a funeral over, but that so long a* a grease spot remains of this old scre«aion doctrine of the sovereignty of i he State over the Nation, the Democracy of Ohio will weep over the discoloration, and, when the last stain is wiped out, will creet-fi monument to its memory. The concluding resolutions denounce the National Bauking system (with an evident preference for the “wild-cat" lianks), -and, In sympathy for the “ unpleasantness" to which their fellow-Dem-oerat, ’yerger, of Mississippi, has been subjected for killing a carpet-bagger from <Hi o they denounce the military tribunals ns illegal and void, condemn the recon- ■ i >n of the South, and, by inference, tbe mrppr&sion of the rebellion, as a series of high handed usurpations, and finally invite lie publicans to freely vote the Democratic ticket. The platform, reduced to a nutshell, means R ipudiation, Anarchy, Hypocrisy, and Oppression—the first for our finance-i; the second for the South ; the third for the working men, and the fourth for the negro.— VhicagiT Tribune, July 10.

Insults to General Grant.

Mr. Andrew JohAson, if the report of a "conversation with him be correct —and t.he World publishes the matter as if it were oi importance to —is of opinion that General Grant is “ a farce," and ‘a little fellow," and “treacherous," and that ho “lied flagrantly," and that his presence in the White House is “degrading” to tiie Presidency, lu the words of the Declaration, which are very familiar to us nil at this season, it would seem that - “ a decent respect for the opinions of mankind ” would make Mr. Andrew Johnson cvremely careful of allusions U) treachery and degradation in connection with the -Presidency ot the Ifniteii States. It. is the fate of tbe greatest benefactors of their country to be subject to slander. Tho old Aurora said as foul things of Washington as ever the rebel and Demc- | cratic newspapers said of Lincoln, as Mr. j Andrew Johnson and the World ca.i say of General Grant. But somehow the pe< - rde th ugbt that the Aurora'e ribaldry or tne Copperhead hiss could hardly lessen the lustre ot the inestimable nationaleirviets oi Washington and Lincoln ; and when they read tho feeble insults of Mr. Andrew jolibson and the World upon a man whose career is what General Grant’s has been, in the words of the amusing college song, “ they don’t seem to take no kind of interest in it.’’ —Harper x Weekly

Farm and Household.

USEFUL ttWlr-ES, ETC. To Remove Old Putty. —Dip asmal brush in nitric or muriatic acid and with it anoint or paint over the dry putty that adheres to the broken glass and frames of your windows; after an hour’s interval, the putty will have become so soft as to be easily removable. —/Scientific American. Johnny Cake.—' The following is said to be a recipe for a No. 1 cake: One egg, well beaten; two and a half or three cups of sour milk; saleratus sufficient to sweeten; Indian meal, two parts, and flour one part euougn to make a thin batter. Bake in a quick oven about fortyfive minutes; longer if necessary. A correspondent of the Canada Farmer , who sold ihe milk from twentysix cows to a cheese factory last year, commenced feeding corn on the last of July from an acre planted in drills. In September he omitted tfife corn for four days, aud the result was a diminution of tittytwo pounds of milk a day. The corn feed 9)g whs again resumed, and in four days the cows gave their customary quantity of milk. Tuk asparagus-growers at Oyster Bay, L. 1., find that, by dusting the plants attacked by the larva) of the asparagus beet le with lime, they caneffectually destroy it. lu docs not affect the beetle itself, which is qllffe lively and readily jumps away if annoyed by anything, but the lan® being very thin skii.ned, it appears to burn them or dry them up as soon as it touches them. By frequently going'over tbe beds, i:s ravages may be completely arrested. How to preserve ice for a considerable length of domestic purposes, aEd especially the sick-room, is told by an exchange thus; “Make two bags of stout woolen fabric; the inner one should be .fourteen inches wide by fourteen inches deep; the outer bay should be at least two Inches- wider- each way. After placing one inside the other, stuff feathers between tiie two, and sew the bags together at the top.” The Journal of Horticulture says that in summer pruning grape vines, if the laterals are wholly cut out, it will be aptffo cause tho buds on whicn the next season’s crop depends to push this summer to the great injury, if pot the total loss of the crop. The laterals should have at lea'st one joint left; and perhaps it would be better not to> stop them at all, as they are intimately connected with the organization of the buds at their base. American vines will not bear the close summer pruu ing that is given in Europe.

The following method of packing corn for market is recommended by several market-gardeners who supply large cinniug establishments: The ears of corn are thrown indiscriminately in a barrel, the number of ears, however, being carefully kept, until it is filled within six or eight inches of the top, when the whole is finished 611 with a number of good large ears placed upright,—the point of the ear downward. After these last ears are fitted iu nicely,-the butts are driven down with the flat side of a piece of board two feet long by eight inches wide. This method keeps the corn in its place in the barrel, and prevents it from being injured while iu transit. When corn is intended for open market, it cm be packed in truckbaskets holding from four to six dozen ears, the wlmlmfinished off in the manner described above.— Hearth and Home. Procure four glass tumblers or common glazed teacups; aud having wiped them dry as possible, hold them over the fire to evaporate any moisture which may still adhere to their surface ; for if there is the least moisture it makes a connection and spoils the experiment. Place them upon the floor in a square, about one foot apart'; place a piece of board upon the tumblers, and have a person standing upon the board. This person Is now completely insulated, the glass being a non-conductor of electricity. Now take a common rubber comb, and having wound a piece of silk around one end of it, rub it briskly through your hair, and draw the teeth parallel to the insulated person’s knuckles; leaving a little space between the comb and the person’s hand. The result, will be a sharp, cracking noise, and if dark, there will be seen a succession of sparks. Repeat the process until the phenomena cease. The person is now “charged” with electricity, the same as a Leyden jar. To draw off the electricity, approach your knuckles to the person’s hands or his nose (being careful not to allow any portion of your body to come in contact with his), and there will te a loud snap and the sparks will frs very briili&nt. If*a cat be held so the charged person can place hie knuckles la

proximity with the animal’* nose, it will suddenly appear *» » it were in contact with an electric buttery. A glass bottle may be u-ed in lieu of' the comb, but it is not so well adapted £or the purpose. Much amusement may be derivet! from this extremely simple experiment, and some of our numerous young readers will hasten to try it for themselves Ks,change.

Mixed Stork in Pasture.

I noticed, sometime ago, a good deal writ; ten about keeping a mixed stock in pasture ▲a 1 have been a keeper of stock from very early youth until now, I vchturt to give my opinion. And lirst, I have found that sheep <do very well amongst cattle, but cattle do badly amongst sheep. To prove it, let the farmer take the fodder left by the cattle, even when part of It has been trodde6 under their feet, and if the sheep are not fully led, they will see the sheep eat it up very greedily ; and then let him take what bis sheep leave and oifer it to his cattle, and he will find they won’t taste it if they can get anything else ; or let him turn his milch cows into a sheep pasture, and he will lino them to fail in milk. Cattle do very we l ! where horses pasture.. In proof of this, every farmer must have seen that cattle will eat the litter of horses, even if fully fed, but horses won’t eat what cattle leave, unless c >m pelled to do so. But horses and sheep will do well in the same pasture, especially the horses. To prove this, let the farmer turn out the sheep from their yard ami turn in his horses, and they will eat all the sheep have left, even th<i litter around the racks, —JokneJohnwn.

I'ST The Time « propounded a conundrum the other day by asking “If the victory in Virginia is not a Democratic victory, what sort of a victory is it V" The newly-elected Oovurupr of Virginia yesterday declared that his platform would be universal suffrage, equal rights, and the education of lhe negroes. Now, we will answer the Timen’ conundrum by asking anothef : If the election of a man possessing these sentiments Da Democratic victory, what rniTstituTes a Radical vie tory ?—Chicago Post, July 9. Anthony Tbot.t.opk the novelist, is sail to be worth $£5(1,060 Our Youno Folks.—ln the “Story of a Bad Boy," In the August number, an o!3«C quatntanee tarns up in the person of “Ratio* Ben,” who proves to he the hero or a very romantic experience, the denouement of which is as affecting and- happy aa it is sudden and unexpected. Lawrence continues his coal mine explorations. “Uping up in. a Bal'oon," by Junius Henri Browne, is an interesting ..nil Instructive paper. “A Strange Dii-li of Fruit," by Major Traverse, w ilt enlighten the reader on the suhj -ct of many things we eat. Valuable advice of “ ll.iw to Head" is given by lidward Everett Hale. “ Gardening for Girls ” Is con limed, with other interesting matter and a number or appropriate “pictures." Published by Fieuts, Ohuood A Co., 80-toh, Mass. fti.nO per annum; three copies, $5.00; five, $8.00; ten, $15.00; twenty $30.00, with extra copy. Single numbers, 20 cents.

Tns Atlantic Monthly.—The number for August contains: Tne l'aillefer Bell-King-ings, by J. W. Deforest; Great Earthquakes of the Old World, by N. S. Shaler ; Zoroaster and the Zend-Avesta, by .James Freeman Ciarke ; The Foe in the Household—Part Vl—by Caroline Cheesebro; Before the Gate : Among the Isles of Shoals—First Paper—by Mrs. Celia Th-ixter; The Hamlets ofj .the Stage—Second paper—by Miss Abby Sage; Agatna, by George Eliot Uncle Gabriel’s Account of his Campaigns; The “Strikers’'of the Washington Lobby, by James Parton ; Gabriellcde Bergerac—Part 11—by Herry James, Jr.; (Jn Mr. Fechter’s Acting, by Charles Dickens; Jabilco Days, by W. I). Howells; Keccnt Travels. Fields, Osgood & Co., 124 Tremont street, Boston, Mass. $4.00 per year; two copies $7.00; five $16.00; ten. $30.00; twenty-one, $60.00; single numbers, 85 cents. Oonny’s Lady’s Book.—The beautiful steel plate engraving, “Feeding Horses,” In the AugHst number of Oodey is a copy of the celebrated painting of that name. The fashion plate gives the usual variety of styles of dresses, and along with the extension sheet, which contains thirty-six engravings of the latest designs of everything suitable for ladies and children, are given a plate of bonnets and hats and one of coiffures. The Hterary department ia usually attractive, and in the work department will he found numerous designs of fancy work, suitable sot employment of ladies, while the household receipts are many and valuable. Address L.A. Gonr.Y, Philadelphia. One copy one year, $3; two copies, $5 ; three, $7.50; four, $10; five, and one extra, sl4; eight, and one extra, s2l; eleven, and one extra, $27.50.

The Season of Exhaustion.

No matter how vigorous by nature'the system and the constitution may be, they'munt necessarily suffer more or loss from the depleting effects if the temperature of midsummer, unless strengthened and sustained by wholesome tonic treatment. The extra pressure upon the vital forces must be met and counterbalanced by an ~gyrra resist a itl power; tbe-tmm»qai and rapid-con-sumption of the animal flnids by profuse perspiration. must be compensated by the perfect digestion and assimilation of the food taken into the stomach, from which both the tlnids and the solids of the body are •erived. Otherwise the physical strength decline, and the mind, sympathizing with the machinery through which it acts, becomes depressed and enervated. A stimulant is therefore absolutely required at this season : not a violent one, calculated to produce febrile excitement, but something which will recruit and reinforce, the who'e organization in pro portion to the extraordinary drain to which the tor rid heat subjects It. This desiderat um is supplied in a palatable and most efficient form, in HOSTETI’ER’S STOMACH BITTERS, which the people of this country, after more than twenty-five years’ experience, have accepted and endorsed as the best tonic, alterative and antibllious preparation which medical chem istry has yet succeeded in obtaining from the strength-sustaining, healing and purifying products of the vegetable kiogdom. Every ingredient of this famous compound has its own specific virtue, and the result of their combination is the most genial invigorant, aperient, and regulating medicine ever administered, a preventive or cure of the disorders most common in our variable climate. Among these may be enumerated dyspepsia, biliousness, constipation, fever and ague, nervous debility, and all the ailments proceeding from imperfect digestion. A coutse of HOSTETTERS BITTERS is the best possible safeguard against the dangers which menace persons of both sexes, and all ages, during the heated term.

Davis’ Pain Killer has won for itself a reputation unsurpassed in the history of medical preparations. It is as well known in the trading ports of India and China as in New York and Boston ; and its continually increasing demand, where it has been longest known, is one of its strongest recommendations. It began to be favor ably known in A. I). 1839, and has ever since been giadually growing into public favor, tits, in thousands of families, it has come to be considered an article of such necessity that they are never without a supply of it to resort to in case of accident or sudden illness It is not unfrequently said of it:—“toe would as soon think of being without flour in the house as without Pain Killer.” It gives immediate relief in case of scald of burn, as well as in the sudden attack of Diarrhoea, Dysentery, or other similar affections of the bowels: and, being an entirely vegetable preparation, it is as safe as it is reliable. The promptness and certainty with which it acts in relieving all kinds of pain, makes it eminently worthy its name— Pain Killkr—a name easily understood, and not easily forgotten. In Cholera it has been eminently successful, curing hundreds >of the severest cases, and never, to our knowledge, having failed in a single instance wnen used according to directions in the earlier stages of the disease * No medicine has been more successful in curing Fever and Ague. For a sudden Gold it is almost, a specific. Rheumatic and Neuralgic affections give way to it whan all other remedies have foiled* a It is eminently a Family Medicine, afid by being kept ready for immediate resort in

case* of accident or sudden attack of disease, has saved matv an hour of suffering. and many a dollar in time and doctors’ bill. , 1 ■ ; A Curious Offkh—Dr. Sage has discovered a perfect specific for Catarth, “Colli lu tne Head, Dizziness, Tainied Breath and Catarrhal Headache. The proprietor, Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., offers SSOO for a caae of Catarrh that he cannot cure. It Is the cheapest and beat remedy for that loathsome disease ever offered to the, public. Don’t be put off by your drugglsi, with some minerable rubntitute. If he has not yet got Dr. Safe’s Catarrh Remedy for sale, let him order it, or send sixty cents to the propri etor and it will reach you by return mail. For sale by most Druggists evcrywKrc. chnfpti harnu, (Ace, rou.h skin, pimples, ringworm, salt-rheum. and other cutaneous a ft,.client, cured, and the akin made soft and emoolh, by ualng the Juniper 7hr Snip made by Caswell, Hazard & Go.. Ni w Yore. It la more convenient and aall; applied than other remedtea, avoiding the trouble ol the greaay compounds now in uae. Tn* purest and aweeteit Cod-Liver Oil In the world la Hazard ACaawe.l’a, made on the aea chore, from fresh, selected livers, by Caswell, Hazard 4k Co. New York. It la absolntely pure and aiseet. Patient* who have once taken It prefer It 10 *ll others. Physicians have decided It superior to any of the other olle in market. Tnn Reason Why so Many Die wiTn Consumptioh, Is because they neglect to nso the proper remedy In season. When the system is first attacked with f. congh, opprosalon'of the chest braeated pules In the breast, Ailen’a Lung Balaam will catiite the phlegm to ralao, heal the irritated parts, and restore the system to health. For sale by all druggists. See advertisement of J. I. Caae * Co., Racine, Wls. E* r ‘See advertisement of painting and drawing

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FAINTING ffIJRAWIG! SI,OOO Every Month! SIOO In Every Town!! Prof. Hewitt’s English Art of Painting and Drawing Oil Paintings. By this »i nple, yet wonderful art. any lady or gentleman, or anv boy or girl 12 vetis old, can paint and draw a life like picture of themselves or any of the family, or of any general, sta'e<<ra*n, or scenery. In i wo hours* time. was made in onedayby an agent, ai Mitchell, Ind., teaching it; mother agent made S3OO in one teaching it The best thing In the world to make money fast and honorably. It surpasses the Grecian or Oriental paintings in beauty, durabill y an i simplicity; whilst those requiie some talent, this dots not. Any person ean Iroth execute it and teach it. Now Is the time to b-*gin. Get ready and operate at your owa homes, in Towns. School Districts, Ac. \ou can teach It In Classes or Indlvi •- ua’ly, and make fl,ooo. Here is an equal chance for both sexes. IV Read the recommendations: “Globs Hotel. Augusta, Ga. ** Your instructions for Landscape Paintings, Apparatus. Ac , are at hand, and have given perfect »attafaetion. Miss anmk D* Rush*.” Thgs. Chmoweth, traveling teacher, says Ifc takes like wild-11 re wherever introduced, he having made $1 000 at I’.ethany College, Va., teaching it. $.3 wo;th of caemlcals, (which can be had at any ordinary drug store ) including paints, apparatus fm drawing, will paint ai d draw 100 oil paintings, or it will teach 500 scholars. I ihall extend the time a f w days to those desiring to learn this novel art I receive on an average 1000 orders a week. All send lette s recommending It, many of which cannot be Inserted In an advertisement To the next 5 OuQ applicants I wt'l send, free of charge, (in addition to tine 1nHtr'.ctlons Pt painting and appHratus lor.drawing,) oceyt-ar’s subscription to “ Hewitt’s Comic and Liter ary Monthly,” one of the neatest and spieteß, as well as interesting family newspapers published In this country. This does not include any who have already sent, nor any'that may send at ter'the number is filled. Therefore apply In time. Satlsflact'on guaranteed For Bill and complete instructions for painting and apparatus, inclose and remit fl to JPiiOF. O. W. HEWITT, Box lits. Alliance, Stark Co., Ohio. I N roREHTIN ITTO PHOTOGRAPHERS. 8' nl far Circular, and secure, preparatory to yonr Kail Trafc, your Btata or County Right for the’ u«e of the popular Patent Finish, ror all Kind, or Photo graphic pr'nta. Not'ced and recommended by the editor o t The PMla Photographer, Scientific American, lead in.- artists. and otners, at a quick method 01 making ennnon photographic prlnta equal to ivory or porcelain, with a superior velvet-like effect when colored, and lar cheaper than either. Ha. peculiar advantage! In coloring copies. Address Mjts. Han nines, Patentee, Stud i 37 Fleet Bt.. Brooklyn, N. Y. A T !»K. HERO’S SCHOOL FOR YOITNG in. I.AIIIES ere ad rant.get to oe found in no o'her school in the world. EMILY A. KICK, Principal. Send for circular to DR. j, HERO, Weatboro, Han. NORTHWESTERN FEMALE COLLEGE, AT EVANSTON (within sight of Chicago), 111 Ihe Fall Term will h-gtn September«, la#*. Tlwcourte of study la thorough. Thera are 16 fcai-hen and Lecturer! In the Faculty. The Co ege has a good library, and a'l nacra-ary phllot pnleai apparatus. French ahd Music are taught '> French and German proleiso's. For particular-, or to engage room., address I'UEBIDhNT OF THE NUKTI!WESTERN FEMALE COLLEGE. Evanston, Dl. 83UOG8(SALARY. Address D. 8. PHJIOOo,N. V \ Fat’d Water-Proof Faper\ \ Roofing, Riding, Ceiling, Ij \ Carpeting, Water Pipes, • [Rave Gutters, #C. t Address Jj 10. J. FAY 4; BOHS, Oamden, Sew Jeney.j| imf/ST(B;. fifiSK “

FIRST-CLASS Chicago Houses. FAKWULL J. v. 4c DO., Importer*, 42, M sail 4* Wabash Av. jobber. In Dry floods and Notion., FINK D. B. 4c «70„ 58 »ud 66 Lake Bt», Wholesale Uealari In . •, millnery *nd Stmw Good., Ladled' Furnish lu* and Fancy Oooda. My Order, nodeite ‘ and satisfaction iruarantaej. HA It KIM M. H., *2 South Canal bt. Fire and Bursar l'rool Kiefes A Locks. THE BiMfl EfiTIUBB Manufactured by the i‘|| • j-?: if* • o 1 $ i \ ® ~— i Northwestern Fire Eitingniiher Co#* 144 WASHINGTON BT.* CHICAGO. The Board of Underwriters and the Fire CommU sloners of Chicago have recommended their Introduction. U. P. Harris, Late Fire Marshal of the city, lias nlacetl them on sale lu bis warehouse ol firemen's ranter la Is, CO Wells Bt.. as the best thing pt the kind in use. John V. Porwell A Co., have solicited the privilege of selling them to their customers, a* t h»* ne« means of protection against fire. fW/ is 1 Manufactured by The National Watch Co, W C*F £LUIN, ILL. ” Tronnunccd by Watch lj f> V '% Makers, ltatlroad and hxikl \» urvss men, Kaata.d West, icS , vVI Ato be the most correct ■I 1] Time Keepers made. 11l Avoid parties who ad- .. Averlise to send Watches VMSf/ m. •] “C.0.1*.” PURPOBTISO ». / to he of oiir make. We furnish none for that lAff m purpose. There aro luilsnß Uff* A lotions lu market. To IfATCfltWvet OKNCISE lamj WATUIIKS, apply to dealers In vour own locality or elsewhere, whom you know to he honorahU|. Business Olttco aad Sales Boom 101 l 4 151 Lake Street. Ohlnuro, 111. tlllirfllß I Ask your Grocer for PauwiNO'e VlßtbAn I CiDiBVnt*GAR. A most splendid article. Warranted Pnre and to preserve pickles. FIRST I’KKMIUM st. the U. S. Fair, 111. State Fair, and Uhlcaco City Fair. Lsrre«t work* of the kind tn US K*t«bll«hed ists. Sl«t«8t. Chlcacn

jpng New York Office, 27 BEEKMAN ST. FBkDratTOTOWW. Knox Co., 0., { November 2, liW. I LIPPINOOTT A UAdUtWILI/ Dear Sir s 1 received your secoed Red Jacket Axe per express, and how acknowledge the same. For the benefit of all whose desires or necessities make It their business to chop with an axe, 1 wouldwirr Red Jacket; and, as tho Supreme Court have hf.lintiat a opinion without liW la of little value, (will give my reasons: Ptrvi—The Rid Jacket cots deeper than tne common bit. Seroiui— lt being rovid on tho cut It does not stick In the wood. TTiit d— Every chopper with the common ax: irr.«:*t discover that there as much labor and strength expended in taking the exe out of the cut as in making thf blow, fourth— This with the Rod JacKot is all avoided, and from oi.c-thlrd to onfrhalf the ial>or is riuved in cutting the same quantity, hiflh— By putting in the samelal)or that is neconsary with a common axa, ych can easily make at leart tnirty-throe per cei.i . more wood In the sum* time. You are ease in letting any honest men try your Ra»T Jacket ou tuesc tests, and it falls, reluud him his money. ftaspectfuliy* yours, HAUiiY GAIaDWIN. For sale by all responsible itca'.ms, and the manufr.fl tursrs, UPPINOOTT * BAK:',-I7KLL, »rrr«DTja<»il. ! Solo owners of Cnlburn'e end Rtd Jecket P»ient«. tUICCT \ i WSKT OITTNINK, t* HVtmi««{yyithl \ nt equal—dose ior dose—totho 1 sulphate (bitter) yulntne.wlth MinißtllCklß* 1 I 'be Important advantage of fiBBSsSSaIRSR B / brink sweet inneaU o( bitter. MbJJSrS3S«&»( SVAPMA.tsOHIt'M PtIKIFtKD Mi ' >of its slckenlnu ami poisonous _ “ ■ ( prupertlcs, ItUthemOßtner--0..... « l foci ANODY'NK and SOOTHSvaoma ya ai “ cov ' r / iw Sold by Druggrhts, proscribed by the best Physicians. Made only In Stearns, Farr A Co. Manufacturing Chemists, New \ ork.

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