Rensselaer Union, Volume 1, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1869 — “Somedings Tifferent.” [ARTICLE]

“Somedings Tifferent.”

*,‘l pese giat to see ypq, like ash never vas, Mister Cris; vendid Zinzinnaty goome avay from you ?” Such was the warm salutation of a Teutonic friend whom we met the other day in a distant city, where be had recently gone to reside. The reader might not guess in a long time what business our friend from Cincinnati was engaged in, so we will tell he kept a lager beer saloon, “How do you like your new location ?’’ we inquired after his rapture at meeting a Cincinnatian had somewhat abated. “Nice poys in dis town, nice poys. Do first night vat I opepjj mine saloon, dey goomes in und galls for lager peer, doo, eight, seex, half a tozzenof’em; ant ven 1 says, ‘who makes pay for dis soon already ?’ py tam dey say, ‘put it on do schlate.’ I dole ’em I don’t keep no sehlatc. Den dey says, ‘yoiypetter as send out unt puy a eobjUte.’ Veil, I vants to agommodate—dere’s no brincibel in dose.diflgß==&o-Lpyed. a. schlate. Be pcor"gepFgarfing on more poys, nnt I gept putting de schlate onto ’em. Pooty quick already I dells dem de schlatu it pese full on both sides, unt den dey dells me if de schlate peso full, I pettcr ash fill my tam Tntch head mit ’em. Yell, dat ish all fight—dere’s no brincibel in dose clings—dey are nisbo poys, "“Pootykywo-bji .-aftep Jcetle, dey makes smash mit mine par, preats mine pottles, unt knooks dcr tuyfel out of mine lookin’ glass mit mine head. Mine Cott! I vas von tam mad. 1 ladder you gife mo ten tollars so mooch as ash I vas mad. But dat pese all all rite—dero’s no brincibel in dose dings-—dat makes nix tifferenee. Nishe poys! “Den dey galls mo a tam Tutch son’s a gun, unt I dells dem dey petter ash go to ter tuyfel, der own tam American sonagun. Vash I right? V ell, dat makes notting tifferent. “Dey knopks ter staircase town mit mmb frhw, unt trows de window out of do paby. Dat’s all rightmakes notting tifferenee—dore’s no brincibel in dat—nishe poys—but—(growing very much* excitecj, and emphasizing each yvord on the bar with his fist) dey puts water in mine klass of peer—unt, mine hjmmel,dat ish not right—dere’s some Wincibel in dose dings dat makes somedings tifferent’’ * rT * *** ' It is a noteworthy faot that, although the Cuban revolution has sent sugar kiting upwards, It has" no such effect on Havana oigars—chiefly because they are chiefly made in Connecticut There is an old Englisfy statute which prohibits people Iron) getting married after a certain hour in the day, because such a solemn obligation oaght to bo entered into only when the parties are duly sober. A jeventy-fivo pound nugget onethird gold, is said to have been recently found in an Oregon mine.