Rensselaer Standard, Volume 1, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 October 1879 — Rools to Keep Held?. [ARTICLE]

Rools to Keep Held?.

Yooat eat when you fool liked. To fat ras hooman. To eat when yon dond cood got something to eat vaa brootaL Broots got more manners like dot.'. Dond vhent iota a sick chamber on an empdy ahtomack. Dond gone into an empdy chamber on a sick shlomaek too. Then you go ood in der cold freesy vind, •hut oat yotir mouth ab; at der same time .talk out lout mit rapidly to keep off der tb: Uiuess oud. f Dond trink a quart of water daring a meal. Efen chickens dond do dot. Nafer shwallo some harsh dill you got shwalk)wed your mad. Dogs roodn’t do it. Did you efer in mine life saw a dog growl vhile enchoying a schweed pigee of bone. Dbey vaa to calm like a summer dream, expeciaUy ofer dhey vas surrounded by odder sbtartling kanineo.—[Carl Pretzel.