Rensselaer Standard, Volume 1, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 June 1879 — Ready for Business. [ARTICLE]

Ready for Business.

Burlington Hawkeye. Dr. Ware says “there is nothing like the health-lift for the complete waking up of every torpid molecule of brain, liver and blood.” Dr. Ware may be authority on these matters, but if he wants to risk his reputation and money on this championship for the waking up of the molecules, we have a steel blue wasp, foaled in 1878, about threefourths of an inch long, that we will match against the biggest health-lift in America. Dr. Ware can name his own time and place, he to furnish the health-lift and we to turnish the wasp, and we to try the health lift while the doctor tests the wasp. Or, while the wasp tests the doctor, as the case may (and in all human probability will, be)