Rensselaer Republican, Volume 28, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 December 1896 — False Witnesses. [ARTICLE]
False Witnesses.
There are khaVes *ow and then Bet with who represent certain local bitter* and poisonous stimuli as Identical with or possessing properties akin to those of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. These scsmps only succeed In foisting their trashy compounds upon people unacquainted with the genuine article, which Is as much their opposite as day la to night. Ask and take no substitute for the grand remedy for malaria, dyspepsia, constipation, rheumatism and kidney trouble. Sharks grow a new row of teeth for every year of their age until they reach maturity. The Jaws of a fullgrown specimen can be extended about eighteen Inches. Buckingham’s Dye for the Whiskers is the best, handiest, safest, surest, cleanest, most economical and satisfactory dye ever Invented. It is the gentlemen’s favorite. It disgusts us to see others doing the foolish things we do.—L. A. W. Bulletin. My doctor said I would die, bnt Piso’s Core for Consumption cured me.—Amos Kelner, Cherry Valley, 111., Nov. 23, ’95. Some floating soaps turn yellow and rancid. Dobbins’ Floatlng-Bo rai Soap does neither. The Borax In It bleaches It with age, and the odor is delightful. Try It once, use It always. Order a trial lot of your grocer. Insist on red wrappers.
