Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1896 — How He Felt. [ARTICLE]

How He Felt.

Miss Gijsbington—How did you feel when you found that the ship would surely go down in ten minutes? Capt. Salted—l fek for a life preserver.—Melbourne Times. Most of us spend a considerable portion of our lives wondering why we did things we considered smart.