Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1896 — Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

■ The Joke Is On TheDunkards. i The establishing of the North Dajkota colony of Dunkards this spring, from this port ion—of Indiana, and some of them from Jasper County, has been the subject of one of the Englisbm-n’s queer blunders. The hews of the establishing the colony has crossed the water, and by a not very unusual blunder the word “Dunkard” has been printed ‘ Drunkard.” And the Westminster (London) Gazette, in all seriousneSS informs ils readers that a “model drunkard colony ’ has been established in this country, in the following paragraph: A COLONY OF TIPPLERS One of the most curious colonies that have ever been established on the American continent is. we harn from the London American, is about to settle in North Dakota. It is a colony of drunkards. Twenty-one drunkards and their families are about to move from Indiapa to take up their abode upon the virgin soil of North Dakota. They say they will establish a “model drunkard ci.lonv.” Already they have purchased 2,000 acres of land, and each family will receive an allotment of about fifty acres. The colony will lie watched with much interest It tier? iii s operations this month. Very likely all the colonists will want to start saloons, and then the questions arises, who will be ready to till the soil ?

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